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Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
hate the game not the playa
you should've been a zebra
food not friend
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
Proud foreigners, my parents were
12 going on 13, ready for my first rebellion
BK and MTV
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Grilled: Allan Krueger
dear jimmy. stop hating and go get a girlfriend.
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
hate the game not the playa
you should've been a zebra
food not friend
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
Proud foreigners, my parents were
12 going on 13, ready for my first rebellion
BK and MTV
Grilled: Allan Krueger
dear anonymous troll. come on back once you're sapient enough to form an original thought.
Grilled: Allan Krueger
NIce job Lauren; although your pop's antipathy towards cheese on hamburgers is a little worisome.
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
Turns out we had one extra book sitting around. So we have six winners instead of five! And the winners are:
dark brown salty crust
right amount of pink inside
sizzle juicy drip
—benzado
The judges say: Perfect invocation of the perfect burger.
You once were a cow
Now you are a burger
Tasty little cow
—UncleTupelo
The judges say: Fun and wickedly dark, from the cow's standpoint. If haikus had titles, this one's should be "Bwahahahah."
this is Mc Nuggets
i said i want a Big Mac
fix your intercom
—maqloubeh
The judges say: We've all been there, man. Amen.
Fresh from the butcher,
When almost rare, good moist beef,
Seasoned, stands alone
—LunaPierCook
The judges say: Right on. The best burgers need little more than seasoning.
Pastures of cows & steer
Fields of golden wheat
A Burger is Born
—Q80 BurgerBelly
The judges say: Simply beautiful. Captures not only the spirit of burgers but the spirit of America at its best, as well.
Family cookout
Behind me, sizzle and smoke --
I can see burgers
—EatingInTranslation
The judges say: Evocative of Memorial Day and summer weekends in general.
Thanks to everyone who entered. And it is clear we will have to hold a burger limerick contest soon!
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
I was reading through my RSS feeds as fast as I could and got here just at noon. Sad face.
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
Only word is yum!
Will travel for a burger
Cross country and back.
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
Juices hot and red
Dribble slowly down my chin
A bite of heaven.
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
Family cookout
Behind me, sizzle and smoke --
I can see burgers
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
Need perfect burger
Grind Round, Grind Grind Grind Three Times
Serve with Zinfandel
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
No beef, no burger
Veggie burgers shalt not be
Nor can ground turkey
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
Sizzling foreplay
Juicy medium rare love
Beefy orgasm
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
got burger?
is on my mind
course ground chuck is extra fine!
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
grilled ground beef patty
adorned with hot melty cheese
happiness ensues
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
the outside is bun
the middle is juicy meat
all of it is gone
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
fat, juice, cheese, heat, char
(grease spot on my paper plate
ketchup on my shirt)
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
vacation coming
burger busting adventure
is on the menu
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
Louis's Lunch Place
Connecticut's claim to fame
was his burger first?
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
Dad's cooking
you're once raw hunger
twice flipped over and over
three times charcoal black
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
sink your choppers in
my sweet meat inside a bun
lips teeth tongue and gone
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
sizzle, ouch! you hit
the grill but your pain is so
delicious to me
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
St. Louis World's Fair
The burger's grand beginning
Ubiquitous treat
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
Burgers on the grill
Dry aged 80% lean
Platform for ketchup
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
Ground beef and embers
Flare ups
Juices dripping on my hands
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
writing this haiku
sure makes me crave a burger
I'm off to find one!
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
dark brown salty crust
right amount of pink inside
sizzle juicy drip
Burger Book Giveaway: 'Hamburger America'
patty full flavor
Bun fixins and cheese of favor
get me fries please
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dear jimmy. stop hating and go get a girlfriend.