Michael Pollan's Twelve Commandments for Serious Eaters: Can You Live By Them?
Re: #3, the only actual food items that excludes are:
honey
real dark chocolate
hard tack
Instead, we should eat stuff that will eventually rot, like:
corn syrup
milk chocolate
Twinkies
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