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Pizza Bike Ride This Sunday to Di Fara, L&B Spumoni Gardens

Safe to say that after seeing that photo, I am still probably the sexiest pizza reviewer out there!

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Imo's Pizza: St. Louis' Inexplicably Addictive Pie

I have never been to St. Louis but hear so many amazing things about this city being a pizza city. Sorry I haven't been on the comment boards so much, but hope to be back regularly.

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Brooklyn Water Bagels in Delray Beach, Florida

Took home bagels from this place and then way beyond bagels, utopia bagels, and bagel works. Guess what? All picked the utopia to be ny! Don't tell me it is about the water. Sick of hearing that crap

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Pizza Bike Ride This Sunday to Di Fara, L&B Spumoni Gardens

Safe to say that after seeing that photo, I am still probably the sexiest pizza reviewer out there!

From Slice

Imo's Pizza: St. Louis' Inexplicably Addictive Pie

I have never been to St. Louis but hear so many amazing things about this city being a pizza city. Sorry I haven't been on the comment boards so much, but hope to be back regularly.

From Serious Eats

Brooklyn Water Bagels in Delray Beach, Florida

Took home bagels from this place and then way beyond bagels, utopia bagels, and bagel works. Guess what? All picked the utopia to be ny! Don't tell me it is about the water. Sick of hearing that crap

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Video: Lapp of worstpizza.com Gets a Star Turn on TV News

Thanks Pizzablogger! She was very easy to speak with and made it a comfortable situation. Besides....could it get more comfortable for me then to be in a Pizza Place doing an interview!

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Quick Profile on Jay Jerrier of Il Cane Rosso

we are about to publish our review of campagnia this week, and I wasn't so impressed with it!

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Flying Squirrel Pizza Company: Former Starbucks Employee Treats Seattle Right

Where would you get a name like that? Flying Squirrel? Why not Jumping Hippo or something?

From Serious Eats

Critic-Turned-Cook Tries Out at Delancey in Seattle

I should consider opening my own place! After all the ones I have reviewed I could probably make a bad ass chain!

From Slice

Leftovers: The Day's Stray Links

Not only did it looks disgusting adam, it tasted absolutely gross! Shame on them for passing it off as quality pizza.

Lapp

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The Detroit Metro Area's Top 25 Pizzas

one of my reviewers has also mentioned the albi to me? Is it really that good?

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New Pizza Blog 'Slice Harvester' Plans to Eat at Every Pizzeria in NYC

He is late to us! We have been on this mission for a long long time, and not just in NYC

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Jeremy Scott's Pizza Dress from His 'Food Fight' Collection

If only my wife would wear this, I could be the perfect reviewer!

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A First Visit to Saraghina, Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn

Adam during our trip to see you, we were going to this place prior to la villa, but the number they have listed was wrong on google and we didn't even take the chance to see if they were still open and opted for lucali instead. This pizza looks awful, and although they might be busy, it might be because people just have no taste buds anymore! Stick to South Brooklyn Pizza folks

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My Pizza Oven: Nick and Robin Gladdis, Paso Robles, California

I have reviewed a backyard pizza oven before on my site. if there is one thing I truly want when I move from Florida, it is to get an outdoor pizza oven!

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The United States of Pizza: Alaska

Not sure we have even ever had one of our reviewers eat Pizza, let alone travel to Alaska!

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Lapp, aka 'Pizzaexpert,' aka 'Worst Pizza' Appears on the Gary Vaynerchuk Show

My wife brought me the pizza from two random places in Millburn NJ not too far from Gary's store.

The one on the bottom of the Pizza Butler was from Pizetta.

The other was from Semolina, which is a brick oven.

Had a great time meeting and hanging with you yesterday! Will have to do it again soon!!

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'New York Post' on Di Fara's $5 Slices

I can tell you as the pizza expert, I am not about to go back, out of my way to find parking, to wait in line to pay $5.00 a slice. Just not happening. Nothing can justify that cost.

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Dear Slice: I'm Goin' to Disney World

It is gross. I think we actually have a review on this place already! YUCK to all pizza at disney

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Pizza Rustica: Roman Pizza in Wrigley Field's Shadow

I hope this has nothing to do with the crap chain we have down here, which we didn't give the best of reviews to

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Leftovers: The Day's Stray Links

Why bother getting pizza delivered? So you can taste the cardboard sogginess? Go eat it at the place

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Grilling: Pizza

We bought some kit at Williams Sonoma to grills our pizza, but it took too much effort to make it.

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Chicago Openings: Nella Pizzeria Napoletana, Nov. 20, 2009

I'm going to give them a few weeks before doing a formal review, but I went tonight for a family and friends night before the official opening and the pizza is phenomenal. This place more than lives up to all of the advance hype.

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Pizza Bike Ride This Sunday to Di Fara, L&B Spumoni Gardens

@pizzaexpert: Sorry, dude. That title goes to my Lillian.

Adam - you look so eye-talian in that pic!

Sorry we won't be able to do this ride, but maybe in the Spring?

And while we're on the subject of pizza in Brooklyn, has there been any word on Totonno's reopening? Although I'd be reticent to ride a bike into Coney Island.

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Pizza Bike Ride This Sunday to Di Fara, L&B Spumoni Gardens

I'd like to be a part of this. Hope the group moves relatively slowly so this old man doesn't have a massive coronary. I'll watch the comments here to see if it gets too crowded.

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Imo's Pizza: St. Louis' Inexplicably Addictive Pie

@ButterButter: I can't help you with the origin of the St. Paul sandwich but thanks for reminding me of it! It's been years, even decades, since I had one but it was my "sober up so I could drive home" late-night snack many times. I usually got mine on the South Side and it was on white bread, not a bun.

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Imo's Pizza: St. Louis' Inexplicably Addictive Pie

There is no reason why folks can't like Imo's and other pizzas as well. That seems to be something the detractors sometimes don't get. We have some fine pizza spots in town, and their number has increased over the past year or two. But there's room for all of them. Imo's certainly is what our kids crave when they come back to STL for visits.

N.B., be aware that most Imo's is sold as take-out or delivery; many spots don't have eat-in.

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Imo's Pizza: St. Louis' Inexplicably Addictive Pie

Spent 4 years living in St Louis, departed 8 years ago, and reading this article and thinking about Imo's still made me throw up in my mouth a little.

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Imo's Pizza: St. Louis' Inexplicably Addictive Pie

It's called "Toasted Ravioli" not "Fried Ravioli," y'all - even if the later is a better description. In addition to toasted ravs, I'd be interested to know if anyone knew the origins of the "St. Paul Sandwich," (egg foo young on a white bun w/ lettuce and mayo) another odd St. Louis food phenomenon.

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The Detroit Metro Area's Top 25 Pizzas

I've eaten some of the greats -- Una Pizza, John's, Grimaldis, Ginos, Home Run -- so i am pretty particular. Supinos is outstanding pizza. Michigander's like square pizza, and you really can't compare it to a thin crust. Tomato apizza is another great pizza.

Now, if you really want square -- Buddy's is great.

Deep Dish -- Pizzapapalis is great.

Alibi is not that great. It suffers from the same problem of many Michigan pizza. You look at the bottom of the crust and you see grid marks from a pan. This leaves a horrible aftertaste in your mouth. But, locals seem to like it.

I'll pass.

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Imo's Pizza: St. Louis' Inexplicably Addictive Pie

Imo's is not the best St. Louis style pizza but it's good and there is a lot of history between Imo's and STL. I am here to say that Provel is pretty damn good stuff and to equate it to chitterlings is a bit of a reach. Would you also compare American cheese to chitterlings? If you look you will find that provel and American cheese are made in a similar way, the key difference is Provel is a combination of Provolone, Cheddar and Swiss. It is great on salads, burgers, philly cheesesteaks and on pizza. Is it for everyone? no, but neither is blue cheese, or Camembert. Provel is certainly is not as evil as it's made out to be.

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Imo's Pizza: St. Louis' Inexplicably Addictive Pie

@hmlicata to each his own. but: while toasted rav has made its way to Chicago (& thank god for that), it definitely did originate in StL. & my husband, who'd never even been to St. Louis until he was 23 years old, was a fan of Imo's from day one. so even people who didn't eat it from infancy are capable of embracing its gooey deliciousness. :)

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Imo's Pizza: St. Louis' Inexplicably Addictive Pie

I'm not even from St. Louis, but I love Imo's. It's totally a mood thing, though. You have to be in the mood for it, or it's horrible. BUT--if you ARE in the mood for it, nothing else will do. I don't eat pizzeria meat, so I get the vegetarian, and it is truly wonderful.

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Imo's Pizza: St. Louis' Inexplicably Addictive Pie

When I saw this article, I was prepared to defend Imo's to the fullest, but thank you for describing Imo's exactly as it is - comfort food.

From Serious Eats

Brooklyn Water Bagels in Delray Beach, Florida

my granfather was the freekin president of the bagel bakers union so i know a good bagel when i see one ..and one that stinks is jrs bagels in bayside queens small hard lousy bagels and a real a nasty person who likes to judge his patrons if the holes closed dont buy the bagels granpa said allways take care of your customers its a lost art now days very little seeds on a bagel old tuna its a shame ..but its what happens at jrs dump mr boxing knows more about boxing then a guy who ownes a yuppie boxing gym !! you jerk monzongod forever

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Video: Lapp of worstpizza.com Gets a Star Turn on TV News

He's not in Naples, PBlogger, he's in South Florida.

Ciao,

Paulie Gee

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Quick Profile on Jay Jerrier of Il Cane Rosso

@pizzaexpert is right on with his review - I can tell from that picture that the oven wasn't even close to being hot enough and they weren't using fior di latte. I have not been involved with daily operations of Campania as I have been building my Cane Rosso brand. If I am not making the pizza or standing over their shoulder, it is average at best. If anyone finds themselves in Dallas make sure to drop me a line jjerrier@ilcanerosso.com

Jay

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Quick Profile on Jay Jerrier of Il Cane Rosso

@pizzaexpert I guess looks are deceiving because their Napoletana pies look very good. Did you get to meet with canerosso when you were there?

Ciao,

Paulie Gee

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Flying Squirrel Pizza Company: Former Starbucks Employee Treats Seattle Right

Maybe Rocky the flying squirrel? It's mildly iconic. I look forward to going to Jumping Hippo, when it opens.

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Marine Park, Brooklyn: Pizzeria Del Corso

I was always brought up not to play with my food. Well, at least not to throw it in the air. And other than watermelons, thrown as high as I can, I refrained from food in space.

The pies do interest me and I would like to check it out when I happen into the area.

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'New York Post' on Di Fara's $5 Slices

@gabagool: Welcome back. Haven't seen you in a while. The size of a Di Fara slice is 1/8th of a pie about (from memory and without the benefit of ever having measured it) 16 inches, maybe 18 inches, across.

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'New York Post' on Di Fara's $5 Slices

5 bucks for a slice of "the best pizza in the world" (opinion)

or 8 bucks for a 5 oz glass of wine? The 5 seems like a bargain to me.

It all boils down to two types of people. You either want quality or quanity.

PS Plus whats the size of a slice in NY? That would make a big difference. Is it a quarter of an 18" pie? IF so, that ain't bad at all.

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Critic-Turned-Cook Tries Out at Delancey in Seattle

Thanks, Leslie! Just picking nits because pizza-oven nerds will make appreciate the distinction. Not to take anything away from Brandon. I'm of the mind that it's not so much the oven itself, who built it, or what it's made from—only what comes out of it. And from a distance and through a screen, Delancey's stuff looks pretty good.

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Website: http://www.worstpizza.com

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About: I am a pizza expert, and editor of worstpizza.com

Favorite foods: pizza

Last bite on earth: spumoni gardens upside down sicilian