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Brooklyn Water Bagels in Delray Beach, Florida

Took home bagels from this place and then way beyond bagels, utopia bagels, and bagel works. Guess what? All picked the utopia to be ny! Don't tell me it is about the water. Sick of hearing that crap

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Video: Lapp of worstpizza.com Gets a Star Turn on TV News

Thanks Pizzablogger! She was very easy to speak with and made it a comfortable situation. Besides....could it get more comfortable for me then to be in a Pizza Place doing an interview!

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Quick Profile on Jay Jerrier of Il Cane Rosso

we are about to publish our review of campagnia this week, and I wasn't so impressed with it!

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Flying Squirrel Pizza Company: Former Starbucks Employee Treats Seattle Right

Where would you get a name like that? Flying Squirrel? Why not Jumping Hippo or something?

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Brooklyn Water Bagels in Delray Beach, Florida

Took home bagels from this place and then way beyond bagels, utopia bagels, and bagel works. Guess what? All picked the utopia to be ny! Don't tell me it is about the water. Sick of hearing that crap

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Video: Lapp of worstpizza.com Gets a Star Turn on TV News

Thanks Pizzablogger! She was very easy to speak with and made it a comfortable situation. Besides....could it get more comfortable for me then to be in a Pizza Place doing an interview!

From Slice

Quick Profile on Jay Jerrier of Il Cane Rosso

we are about to publish our review of campagnia this week, and I wasn't so impressed with it!

From Slice

Flying Squirrel Pizza Company: Former Starbucks Employee Treats Seattle Right

Where would you get a name like that? Flying Squirrel? Why not Jumping Hippo or something?

From Serious Eats

Critic-Turned-Cook Tries Out at Delancey in Seattle

I should consider opening my own place! After all the ones I have reviewed I could probably make a bad ass chain!

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Leftovers: The Day's Stray Links

Not only did it looks disgusting adam, it tasted absolutely gross! Shame on them for passing it off as quality pizza.

Lapp

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The Detroit Metro Area's Top 25 Pizzas

one of my reviewers has also mentioned the albi to me? Is it really that good?

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New Pizza Blog 'Slice Harvester' Plans to Eat at Every Pizzeria in NYC

He is late to us! We have been on this mission for a long long time, and not just in NYC

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Jeremy Scott's Pizza Dress from His 'Food Fight' Collection

If only my wife would wear this, I could be the perfect reviewer!

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A First Visit to Saraghina, Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn

Adam during our trip to see you, we were going to this place prior to la villa, but the number they have listed was wrong on google and we didn't even take the chance to see if they were still open and opted for lucali instead. This pizza looks awful, and although they might be busy, it might be because people just have no taste buds anymore! Stick to South Brooklyn Pizza folks

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My Pizza Oven: Nick and Robin Gladdis, Paso Robles, California

I have reviewed a backyard pizza oven before on my site. if there is one thing I truly want when I move from Florida, it is to get an outdoor pizza oven!

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The United States of Pizza: Alaska

Not sure we have even ever had one of our reviewers eat Pizza, let alone travel to Alaska!

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Lapp, aka 'Pizzaexpert,' aka 'Worst Pizza' Appears on the Gary Vaynerchuk Show

My wife brought me the pizza from two random places in Millburn NJ not too far from Gary's store.

The one on the bottom of the Pizza Butler was from Pizetta.

The other was from Semolina, which is a brick oven.

Had a great time meeting and hanging with you yesterday! Will have to do it again soon!!

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'New York Post' on Di Fara's $5 Slices

I can tell you as the pizza expert, I am not about to go back, out of my way to find parking, to wait in line to pay $5.00 a slice. Just not happening. Nothing can justify that cost.

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Dear Slice: I'm Goin' to Disney World

It is gross. I think we actually have a review on this place already! YUCK to all pizza at disney

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Pizza Rustica: Roman Pizza in Wrigley Field's Shadow

I hope this has nothing to do with the crap chain we have down here, which we didn't give the best of reviews to

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Leftovers: The Day's Stray Links

Why bother getting pizza delivered? So you can taste the cardboard sogginess? Go eat it at the place

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Grilling: Pizza

We bought some kit at Williams Sonoma to grills our pizza, but it took too much effort to make it.

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Di Fara Raising Slice Prices to $5; Will Close Tuesdays in Addition to Mondays

I am kind of shocked that people will still line up for $5.00 a slice of pizza. I don't care how amazing it is, there are places that are still decent that I would rather go to. At some point you manage to just piss off the customers. They did treat me like gold when I went to do my review, and they are really nice people, but $5.00 is way too excessive. Not like the extra money goes to decorating the place.

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Money Pizza

I think it is pretty funny, and something cool for a kid to use! How do I not find out this kind of stuff on my site!

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Dom DeMarco Undergoing Minor Oral Surgery; Di Fara Pizza Closed Indefinitely

OH that is awful. I guess one day we will have to accept the fact that he will not want to continue to make pizzas! Question is, can his daughter continue to run the place.

From Serious Eats

Brooklyn Water Bagels in Delray Beach, Florida

my granfather was the freekin president of the bagel bakers union so i know a good bagel when i see one ..and one that stinks is jrs bagels in bayside queens small hard lousy bagels and a real a nasty person who likes to judge his patrons if the holes closed dont buy the bagels granpa said allways take care of your customers its a lost art now days very little seeds on a bagel old tuna its a shame ..but its what happens at jrs dump mr boxing knows more about boxing then a guy who ownes a yuppie boxing gym !! you jerk monzongod forever

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Video: Lapp of worstpizza.com Gets a Star Turn on TV News

He's not in Naples, PBlogger, he's in South Florida.

Ciao,

Paulie Gee

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Quick Profile on Jay Jerrier of Il Cane Rosso

@pizzaexpert is right on with his review - I can tell from that picture that the oven wasn't even close to being hot enough and they weren't using fior di latte. I have not been involved with daily operations of Campania as I have been building my Cane Rosso brand. If I am not making the pizza or standing over their shoulder, it is average at best. If anyone finds themselves in Dallas make sure to drop me a line jjerrier@ilcanerosso.com

Jay

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Quick Profile on Jay Jerrier of Il Cane Rosso

@pizzaexpert I guess looks are deceiving because their Napoletana pies look very good. Did you get to meet with canerosso when you were there?

Ciao,

Paulie Gee

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Flying Squirrel Pizza Company: Former Starbucks Employee Treats Seattle Right

Maybe Rocky the flying squirrel? It's mildly iconic. I look forward to going to Jumping Hippo, when it opens.

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Marine Park, Brooklyn: Pizzeria Del Corso

I was always brought up not to play with my food. Well, at least not to throw it in the air. And other than watermelons, thrown as high as I can, I refrained from food in space.

The pies do interest me and I would like to check it out when I happen into the area.

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'New York Post' on Di Fara's $5 Slices

@gabagool: Welcome back. Haven't seen you in a while. The size of a Di Fara slice is 1/8th of a pie about (from memory and without the benefit of ever having measured it) 16 inches, maybe 18 inches, across.

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'New York Post' on Di Fara's $5 Slices

5 bucks for a slice of "the best pizza in the world" (opinion)

or 8 bucks for a 5 oz glass of wine? The 5 seems like a bargain to me.

It all boils down to two types of people. You either want quality or quanity.

PS Plus whats the size of a slice in NY? That would make a big difference. Is it a quarter of an 18" pie? IF so, that ain't bad at all.

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Critic-Turned-Cook Tries Out at Delancey in Seattle

Thanks, Leslie! Just picking nits because pizza-oven nerds will make appreciate the distinction. Not to take anything away from Brandon. I'm of the mind that it's not so much the oven itself, who built it, or what it's made from—only what comes out of it. And from a distance and through a screen, Delancey's stuff looks pretty good.

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Critic-Turned-Cook Tries Out at Delancey in Seattle

I have been amazed at the dedication I see on some of these articles that people have towards good food and especially pizza. As a fan of the cheesy stuff thank you so much for caring about our experience and for trying to make it the way it used to be. I wish I had a place like yours near me! Good luck with your restaurant I look forward to eating there one day and writing a review on my site.

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Critic-Turned-Cook Tries Out at Delancey in Seattle

I have been reading about the progress of Delancey on Orangette. How exciting that you get to help prep there!! I am dying to try it on my next visit to Seattle!

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Critic-Turned-Cook Tries Out at Delancey in Seattle

You're so right Adam. He helped build it. I got carried away in my breathless description, thinking of all the other projects he managed to pull off single-handedly.

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Critic-Turned-Cook Tries Out at Delancey in Seattle

Leslie: Did Brandon really build that oven himself? I read on Apartment Therapy: "Brandon ordered this professional pizza oven, along with a few days of a professional oven builder's time, and he helped build it piece by piece."

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Critic-Turned-Cook Tries Out at Delancey in Seattle

Best of luck, Leslie! I can't wait to try Delancey again.

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Critic-Turned-Cook Tries Out at Delancey in Seattle

The article didn't mention that Molly Wizenberg has the extremely awesome blog Orangette, the winner of many well-deserved accolades and a couple of awards. And also, for those who followed it, a pretty neat love story.

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Pizzeria Mozza Just About as Good As You've Heard

I think Mozza is great. But I actually like the taste of the Pizza at Bottega Louie better. It seems more classic NY pizza then trendy Mozza and is much cheaper!

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Leftovers: The Day's Stray Links

Oh my god, that is one bad-looking pizza. And if my appetite wasn't gone because of the picture, pizzablogger's description certainly took it the rest of the way!

Lapp, I can't believe you ate that. Talk about taking one for the team...

Cary

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Leftovers: The Day's Stray Links

And based on the marbled white color and the liquidish melt, it looks like it may even be fresh mootz on that pizza......although it looks like it was applied out of a piping bag. Like some slimy pool of white hot snot!

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Old Forge, Pennsylvania: The Pizza Capital of the World

Follow up on Old Forge Pizza: On my second attempt at eating Old Forge Pizza, I tried Ravello's, within a block from Gighiarelli's. The cheese is a cloying combination of Cheddar and American. Crust was heavy and leaden. The sauce retained the oniony tang from across the street. But this was a very different experience. Maybe the worst pizza I've ever had. If this had been my first experience eating Old Forge Pizza, it would have been my last.

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The Detroit Metro Area's Top 25 Pizzas

Dolly's pizza is a really good chain, great sauce and a very yeasty dough. It's my current favorite pizza. In fact, I got some tonight.

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The Detroit Metro Area's Top 25 Pizzas

Tomatoes in Farmington Hills (two shops, one using a coal-fired oven) is simply the best. It's a New Haven style of pizza (disclaimer: I'm from NY metro) and the crust, tomato sauce and cheese are all first rate. Their sausage is killer, too. Buddy's, of course, is the star of the Detroit style of pizza. A friend of mine took me to the original store in 1981 and I've been a fan ever since.

@figlet: You're right, Sylvio's is the goods. The crust is excellent. Just had a slice there the other day. It's a Napoletana style.

Went to Loui's in Hazel Park and was disappointed. Sauce was way too salty.

NYPD in Ann Arbor has fallen prey to that peculiarly Midwest overcheesing syndrome, the slice thereby losing its balance. I think that that is what happens when you let the kids make the pizza.

Another very decent pizza not mentioned is My Cousin's New York Pizzeria in Bloomfield Hills. Sauce isn't as good as Tomatoes, but it has all the characteristics of a NY slice. One of the owners if from Brooklyn, NY. Hmmm...I'm gettin' hungry.

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'Sup, Homeslice: We Talk to Andy Sachs, the Artist Who Painted Dom DeMarco

I find it interesting that he uses food in teaching art. I teach linguistic theory, mostly to language students who have never written an essay in a scientific style. Inevitably, their first essays begin with something like 'Language is a fascinating topic.'

I use food to explain it to them. To write a 2000 word essay on 'Food' is impossible. But keep narrowing it down...an essay on foods from your area, an essay on foods you grew up with, an essay on your favourite dish your mother made--bingo. Easy. Small details are almost always more interesting than 'big pictures'.

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Website: http://www.worstpizza.com

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About: I am a pizza expert, and editor of worstpizza.com

Favorite foods: pizza

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