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Porterhouse because it's two in one!

Most important question of the pizza debate: "What do each of the 4 candidates think about pizza?"

Clinton: "Everyone needs pizza and it is getting too expensive for the average American to afford. My administration, on day 1, would ensure everyone has equal access to quality pizza. I would carefully examine all of this imported buffalo mozzeralla and san marzano tomatoes and find a way for them to be made right her in America!"

Obama: " Hillary and I have a a big difference here. While I agree everyone should have access to quality pizza, I would not mandate everyone to eat pizza like she will. What if people are lactose intolerant or have Coeliac disease. I have been eating pizza everyday since I was a community organizer in Chicago, so I know good pizza!"

Huckabee: "As it is written in Papa John 3:12 - god commands us to eat thin crust and deep dish. Because of my conservative values, I will cut taxes on everyone so you can decide how much pizza you should eat. Not only that, but every unborn child has a right to pizza as well according to the Domino's 3 for 9.99 passage."

McCain: "What we need to do is to close the borders to ensure no pizza gets out of this country. If we want our troops to conquer al Qaeda in Iraq, we are going to need more pizza for them. Without pizza to feed the troops, Iraq will be turned into an Islamic hot bed of hummos and other middle eastern delights which they will try to export to us. After the surge, pizza is the next best weapon against Islamic fundamentalism and the best way to keep our borders safe and our country strong!"