'Top Chef': The Quickfire and the Fury
The only thing more annoying than crazy Andrew and that ass-hat Spike was the commercial for "Mis en Place." I've been irritated from Day 1 with the hand gesturing, and pseudo-rapper attitude these guys are trying to play off. Just cook and STFU. Nobody's buying your tough guy antics.
Website: http://zeroface.wordpress.com
Location: Fullerton, CA
About: I cook, I eat, I make beer & wine, and I drink. Need more? Buy the book.
Favorite foods: French, Spanish, Italian, New American, Korean, Vietnamese, and Japanese cuisines. If it's slower than me, dumber than me, and tastes decent - pass the salt.
Last bite on earth: Crusty bread, topped with melted hunks of brie and thick slices of hot cappo. Maybe a swig of Viognier to wash it down. After that, you can feel free to turn on the juice.