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"...where you can look up the look-up the look-up codes..."

White chocolate. Those cookies n' cream Hersheys bars are the best candy ever invented. I would stuff my pants with them if I had any room.

I feel like it would be very hard for the cheese to be dispersed throughout the whole cone, and not in a big lump either at the top or the bottom.

Yeah, no thank you. I picture myself biting into that and then everything squirting out of the bottom all over me. I agree with the first guy, are we too lazy that we can't fold a slice of pizza in half?

I could eat tomatoes all day and every day.

I would eat bacon on everything, and probably have, but bacon-wrapped scallops might be the greatest creation ever.

Everything i cook, I fry in butter and then wrap in bacon. NO EXCEPTIONS.

I'm not sure the name of the place, but it's a hot dog, wrapped in bacon, and then deep fried. It's heart attack-inducing deliciousness.

The most annoying thing on television is when Emeril says the word "garlic" and everyone in the audience applauds and screams.

Breasts. All day every day.

Whoever calls it first. Kinda like calling shotgun when getting into a car.

Grew up only eating white meat, but as I got older started to appreciate the dark meat more. If I had my choice though, I'll still take the breast meat over anything.