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The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

Egg cooked on super super low heat with a semi-set yolk, dijon mustard, smoked gouda and a very seedy whole-grain bread, slightly toasted. Or, an egg cooked in the same manner with Tapatio.

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Would You Go to a Chain Restaurant on a First Date?

it depends on the situation - one of my best first dates was a 4 hour hike followed by a trip through a drive through. at that point, i didn't care what i ate, as long as it was going in my stomach soon. otherwise, i don't really care. i rarely choose to eat at chain restaurants on my own, but not everything tgi-apple-robin's serves is disgusting.

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Cook the Book: Eugenia Bone's 'Well-Preserved'

Pickled asparagus, green beans, green onions, and watermelon rind, jam made from strawberries and raspberries, and i always like to take all the plums I can't eat, cut them into quarters, cover them in brandy, and stick them in the back of my fridge.

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Strange home-made pizza

I make one with an olive oil/roasted garlic/parsley base, goat cheese, mozz, caramelized onions and manzanilla olives.

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From Talk

The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

Egg cooked on super super low heat with a semi-set yolk, dijon mustard, smoked gouda and a very seedy whole-grain bread, slightly toasted. Or, an egg cooked in the same manner with Tapatio.

From Serious Eats

Would You Go to a Chain Restaurant on a First Date?

it depends on the situation - one of my best first dates was a 4 hour hike followed by a trip through a drive through. at that point, i didn't care what i ate, as long as it was going in my stomach soon. otherwise, i don't really care. i rarely choose to eat at chain restaurants on my own, but not everything tgi-apple-robin's serves is disgusting.

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Cook the Book: Eugenia Bone's 'Well-Preserved'

Pickled asparagus, green beans, green onions, and watermelon rind, jam made from strawberries and raspberries, and i always like to take all the plums I can't eat, cut them into quarters, cover them in brandy, and stick them in the back of my fridge.

From Talk

Strange home-made pizza

I make one with an olive oil/roasted garlic/parsley base, goat cheese, mozz, caramelized onions and manzanilla olives.

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In need of Feta cheese recipe ideas

I make a spicy/garlicky tomato sauce and then mix in fava or lima beans, let it simmer, and then eat it topped with feta. Extremely delicious.

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Need help picking a US foodie travel destination!

Re: Portland

Toro Bravo is a delicious tapas/Spanish place, one you should definitely eat at, but don't expect Italian. Biwa is Japanese (but you should still go there). Beast is fantastic, and I would also add Clyde Common and a trip to Helser's on Alberta St. for breakfast.

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Most eagerly awaited spring vegetable

Asparagus! I also can't wait for wild strawberry season (not to mention marionberries, blueberries, blackberries...).

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The Mustards in My Fridge; Which Are in Yours?

I have 3 - French's yellow, Beaver sweet/hot, and Zatarain's Creole mustard. My mom buys it by the case (no joke) every time she goes to Louisiana because it's one of the things that I can't find in Oregon.

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perfect soft boiled eggs every time

I like a firm white and a runny yolk and I'm too lazy to try to poach an egg every morning, so I just softboil mine for about 6 minutes. Salted water at a rolling boil seems to be crucial for getting the perfect consistency, followed by a brief soak in cold water to make peeling easier.

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Dried Fava Beans

Gigantes Plaki - baked beans with a garlicky tomato sauce. Recipes vary, my aunt taught me how to make the version I use, which is all approximations.
1 lb beans - fava or giant lima (prepared)
1 14 oz can tomatoes in juice
2 T tomato paste
1/2 onion, diced
1 carrot, diced
garlic - i use 3 cloves fresh, 3 roasted
Oregano, red pepper flakes, thyme - to taste. I probably use 1/2 t. of the herbs and 1/4 t. of the flakes.
Salt and pepper

Saute the aromatics until tender, add the tomato products and herbs/pepper. Add beans and simmer until everything's combined. You can eat it straight off the stove but it's best to wait until the next day. I eat it with feta on top, and some bread. One of my favorites.

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What to wrap in bacon?

Wrap a piece of jalapeno inside a dried apricot (you can soak the apricots in brandy briefly if you want something extra...). Wrap the apricot in bacon, bake.

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How do you make your egg salad, tuna salad, ham salad...

Chicken salad: celery, grapes or apples, curry powder, roasted garlic, Hellman's, pimiento-stuffed olives, S&P
Tuna: Hellman's, apples, chopped dill pickles or a big spoonful of dill relish, sunflower seeds, S&P.
Sometimes I make a chickpea salad with mayo, curry powder, grapes and S&P.

All get eaten straight or on crackers. I don't like them on sandwiches so much.

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Uncommon food allergies that nobody believes?

I don't know if I'm allergic to avocado, but every time I eat one, it feels like I took an iron vitamin on an empty stomach, so I avoid them at all costs. People alternate between treating me like a freak for not "liking" them and being sympathetic that I can't eat them with anything and everything.

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Cook the Book: 'Martha Stewart's Cooking School'

Mint chocolate brownies from Everyday Baking. They're life-changing, and I'm not even the biggest fan of brownies!

From Talk

The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

toasted multigrain bread, slice of cheddar or american cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayo. i love a dill pickle on the side!

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The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

I never had egg sammiches as a kid. I was a fried egg and rice w/parm girl. BUT i have discovered the beauty of the egg sammich.

Mine is toasted wheat bread, 2 fried eggs with semi-runny yolks, 2 slices american cheese and losta mayo!!

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The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

I don't see the sandwich that my grandma introduced to us as a child. It's pretty close to the others, but has one additional ingredient- sliced dill pickle. It's a comfort food to me too, and my mom can't stand the thought that we put dill pickles on our egg sandwiches.

Basically, it's whatever bread we had around- usually sourdough- toasted, with best foods/hellman's mayo and whatever mustard we grab (usually I use stone ground, but sometimes I use brown or yellow), an egg with a broken yolk fried until it's no longer runny in butter, and a sliced dill pickle.

Now I really want one, but don't have any bread in the house

From Talk

The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

When my brother and I were young, my father would make fried egg sandwiches before we went fishing. He would put over easy eggs on broke assed toasted white bread with a slice of American cheese. I plan on making them tonight, and I wouldn't change a thing... Thanks Dad...

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The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

cheap + simple + delicious = my go-to meal in college
no matter how you make it, egg sandwiches can sometimes be sublime

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The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

My perfect fried egg sandwich:
Egg fried in butter, runny yolk, little salt and pepper. Lightly toasted sourdough bread with mayo. A little cheddar on top. It's a delicious mess.

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The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

avaryne, you have challah bread and eggs, and arent making french toast? do you not like french toast? a couple weeks ago i made some challah and i stopped because we kept eating french toast and *so* filling. so very yummy, but i felt like we were going to balloon if i made more challah.

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The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

i use thomas english muffins, split and *lightly* toast it. then drop some cheese on top. swiss, american, monterey, is all good. fry egg. if i am using bacon or sausage, i use the fat from that, but otherwise, dab of olive oil. if im in charge, i crack the egg, break the yolk, but not smear it so it stays soft and oozes a little. then i flip the egg for 15 seconds and onto the muffin. i prefer bacon or sausage on the side. canadian bacon can go on it though.

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The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

I've never had a fried egg sandwich, but I love scrambled egg sandwiches!
2 pieces of white bread toasted, miracle whip on both pieces of bread and piled high with scrambled eggs. YUM!

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The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

Sometimes I use quail eggs and make 7 or 8 mini sunny side ups. Put them on a toasted baguette with goat cheese and arugula.

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The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

Growing up it was toasted white, hard-fried egg, cheddar cheese and Miracle Whip. I make them now on toasted wheat with light mayo and also some Black Forest ham. Still one of my favorites for a weekend breakfast.

But, the best one I ever had was in London at a little coffee/breakfast place (one of those that serves the traditional English breakfast). It was two medium-fried eggs, English bacon (wish I could get it here!), good sharp cheddar on ciabata. It was so good, cheap, and kept us going all day.

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The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

misterhee is closest to mine. Never actually had a fried egg "sandwich" when I was a kid. grew up on over easy with buttered toast and jam. Grape jelly or strawberry jam. soak up the yolk with the buttered jammed toast.

From Talk

The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

Sliced English Muffin bread (local Bakery), lots of mayo (I used to eat mayonnaise sandwiches as a kid), egg yolk broken and fried until firm, three (3) slices of bacon. If no bacon is available, a thick slice of extra sharp cheddar (preferable Tillamook) melted on the egg. Now I'm hungry.

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The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

Oh, egg sandwiches... for me, it's gotta be a toasted bagel or English muffin, an egg cooked til the unbroken yolk is hot but not solid, two strips of bacon, pepper, and a slice of American cheese. If the yolk runs down your chin during consumption, it's perfect.

From Talk

The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

I grew up eating fried eggs over garlicky wilted spinach. My mom would yell at me for eating around the yolk and eating all of the egg white first, piercing the yolk and watching it run all over the spinach. Then I would sop uo the yolk with whatever bread we had on hand.
No egg sandwiches in my house. My mom is from Spain and she thought foods like corndogs and mustard were weird. I can imagine her horror if we had ever dared to squirt ketchup on our eggs.

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The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

I'm with Perkins--grew up with fried egg (but the yolk was fully cooked), on soft white bread with lots o' ketchup. These days it's basically the same, but on whole wheat bread, and sometimes with a slice of whatever cheese is on hand. One of my favorite sandwiches!

From Talk

The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

Some great ideas to try here! The egg sandwich I had as a kid was on soft white bread. The eggs were cooked in lots of butter, and still a little soft so that the yolk would seep into the bread, a little salt, and lots of ketchup on top. I no longer buy white Wonder Bread, but I still occasionally crave this sandwich and put it on whole wheat, instead.

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The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

Condiments like mayo, mustard, and ketchup and on a fried egg sandwich? Gross! I don't think I've ever seen anyone eat one that way. To each their own I guess. Although a well made fried egg sandwich shouldn't be so dry, as to need condiments to hide behind.

The best way, is two eggs, yolks broken, fried with butter in a cast iron skillet. Place between to buttered pieces of toast, sliced cheese, and bacon. Simple and buttery delicious.

From Talk

The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

First, I saute some thinly sliced onion just until they brown in butter.
Then drop on a fresh egg til just slight set.
Salt and freshly ground pepper to tast.

Flip, then add some ham til brown.

Serve on a buttered hard roll with a slice of cheese of your choice.

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The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

Mmmm. I dig fried egg sandwiches like nobody's business. I toast whole-wheat bread with a little bit of butter, fry two eggs in olive oil with salt, coarse black pepper and Tabasco, and break the yolk. When I flip the egg to fry the other side, I grate pepper jack cheese on top and let it get all melty.

Wapow. I think I'm gonna have to go make one right now...

From Talk

The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

egg fried in butter with crispy edges and semi-firm yolk, salt and pepper, smear of plain old yellow mustard on any good bread, and melted cheddar cheese if you want. yum!

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The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

Ham, egg and cheese sandwich! We used to get these perfect little sandwiches at the snack bar at Camp Darby, Italy. (US Army base) A fried egg with partially runny yolk, slice of grilled, thin sliced ham, slice of American cheese, all on bread of your choice (soft white, rye or wheat) and then grilled on a buttered grill. I haven't had one of those in ages! It was a heart attack on a plate, but sooo good!

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The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

sunday morning
toast some whole wheat bread, fry bacon until really crispy, drain the most of the fat, throw few slices of good tomatoes in the remaining bacon fat add lots of pepper, take tomatoes out when soft and then fry in the same pan the eggs, slightly runny, put all on the toast and you are in heaven!! a BET sandwich..

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The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

My favorite egg sandwich for now:

-2 Easy over eggs on toasted seeded bread that's spread with goat cheese.
- top them with either pan roasted tomato or avocado (or both).
- Lots of pepper and a bit of siracha.

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The Perfect Fried Egg Sandwich

I grew up eating Uitsmijters, and adapted it more to my liking:

I use any bread I have on hand, but usually it's plain old sheepherders, toasted with more mayo than most would use, and with LOTS of lemon pepper. Top that with several slices of super thin deli ham and gouda which I melt in the toaster oven, then topped with 2 poached eggs, with the yolks runny, but thickened, salt/pepper and dill and paprika.

I eat that just about every morning.

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Favorite foods: Chilaquiles, cheeseburgers, drupes, ma po tofu, tortas, pickles of any kind, sweet potatoes, roasted asparagus, fresh berries, chevre, cured meats, pho, bbq brisket, crawfish boils, gigantes plaki, garbanzo beans, poached eggs, coffee with chicory

Last bite on earth: My mom's chili.