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I'm a non-vegetarian who eats all kinds of fake meat products because they taste good. Morning Star Grillers are fantastic! I eat them with only ketchup on a bun and call them "cartoon burgers" because they look like the way burgers are drawn in cartoons and comics. Delicious! ;)

I had the same thing happen a few weeks ago. My girlfriend's pizza came out a misshapen little turd (undercooked in the heavily deformed middle part) while mine was gorgeous. She could have shared mine if she wasn't a vegetarian.

Great writeup!

That said, I really do fail to see the appeal of In-N-Out. The burgers are bland and the fries are over-fried little broken up pieces of cardboard. "But they use real potatoes!" All I know is that when I make fries from real potatoes at home they taste a whole hell of a lot better.

Now could someone please figure out how to make everything at Taco Bell at home? :p