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Hamming it up for TGiving ! Help ???

I'm willing to bet that most supermarket spiral cut hams come from the same packer,just with a different label on 'em.As far as taste,I've had hillshire farms brand,smithfield brand,sweetbay's ( local grocery store) brand and found them to be really nice hams,but then again it totally depends on the cook !

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meatballs with beef bone marrow

@mammaS.......what time's dinner???.....those meatballs sound incredible !!!

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Hamming it up for TGiving ! Help ???

I'm willing to bet that most supermarket spiral cut hams come from the same packer,just with a different label on 'em.As far as taste,I've had hillshire farms brand,smithfield brand,sweetbay's ( local grocery store) brand and found them to be really nice hams,but then again it totally depends on the cook !

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meatballs with beef bone marrow

@mammaS.......what time's dinner???.....those meatballs sound incredible !!!

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My favorite part of the Thanksgiving meal...

At my house,the cook,usually myself because I tend to run everyone outta the kitchen,or have them sit an we all chat while I cook,gets the turkey "oyster" when I'm carving the bird.I usually make smoked turkey liver pate that kicks ass,but my favorite part of Thanksgiving is just spending time with family.
P.S. I never ever stress about everything coming out perfect,or being too organised.That totaly ruins a holiday for me.Hell,if something doesn't come out exactly right.I just tell 'em that's the way it's supposed to be....lol.

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Cook the Book: 'How to Roast a Lamb'

Whole lamb shoulder,salt,pepper and garlic,slow roasted over coals till the meat is falling apart.

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What's a good word to replace "garlicky"?

Abounding with the flavor of The Stinking Rose

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

@J. Kenji Lopez-Alt ......They're probably a few different Butterball Turkey products out there.For example; natural butterballs versus "self basting" butterballs.I've cut quite a few butterball turkeys in half on a band saw at work,and they certainly do have either a margarine solution or what I think looks like butter flavor crisco all in the middle of the turkey.Kinda looks gross.

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marinara separating?

First I take out all the seeds,then take out as many stems as possible......oh shit....wait a minute....i THOUGHT the post was marijuana separating.....sorry......

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Beach Breakfast on the grill

PW's stuffed jalapeno's freakin rock!Better go with enough for at least 3 per person,and do plan on rewarming them on the grill.Most importantly though,have fun !!!

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What are you asking Santa (or whomever) to bring you?

I'd love a bigger kitchen (hopefully the house we bid on will come thru for christmas)......a gas stove with 6 burners.......a really good stand mixer for when i do wedding cakes........but most of all i want new cables for my harley so i can mount the apehanger handlebars i got for my birthday !!!

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Dinner Tonight: Chairman Mao's Red-Braised Pork

If that picture ain't food porn,nothing is !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Food Nicknames

@hungrychristel.......glad you could see the humor in my comment.Actually I've been wondering how many people I pissed off with it coz they couldn't get the humor !!!

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Instant Noodles/Ramen

Add a tin of anchovies to any ramen.I know for a fact that that makes it soooo much healthier !!!

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Food Nicknames

Where I come from White Castle burgers were always known as "belly bombs"....

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Food Nicknames

I had a nickname for my ex-wifes cooking,I called it "Whats this shit"?.....lmao

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Would You Eat This Lobster?

How do you know is 70 years old?Does it come with a birth certificate?

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Cook the Book: 'The Pioneer Woman Cooks'

PW rocks,but i personally like "www.mattthebutcher.com

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What to serve the night before Thanksgiving?

You're prolly gonna be cookin your ass off for the few days before thanksgiving,so just make it easy an order pizza.

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Pork Tenderloin from the New Amsterdam Market

Wrap them in some good bacon and roast them at 375 for 30 minutes on one side and 15 on the other.If the bacon still needs browning,broil it till its done to your liking.

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Would You Eat This Lobster?

I don't particurlarly like lobster to begin witn,as I'duch rather eat shrimp or scallpos,but,having said that,I would imagine a 70 year old lobster would be tough as shit.

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how to make a Fluffernutter sandwich?

you really cant spread the fluff.....just drop a big lump of it in the middle of the slice of bread and kinda help it a little to the edges

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Boing! Rubbery meat help for brisket/short ribs, please

I call bullshit too....makes us Good Meat Men look bad...lol

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Your Clever SE Name

An ex girlfriend told me that 99% of all men are assholes,and I asked her if I was one of them,and she said "nope,you're the 1% of the nice ones." So thats why I'm onepercent99.

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My favorite part of the Thanksgiving meal...

@julea
I'm with you - all my friends know that I'll be bringing the "shape of the can" - it has become a minor competition to see who can dump the cranberry sauce out in perfect "can" shape. However, my favorite part is the other thing no one else I know likes but me - mincemeat pie.

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My favorite part of the Thanksgiving meal...

Stuffing(!), cranberry sauce-- don't hate me, I love the canned stuff--, pumpkin pie, pearl onions, and of course, a little turkey is mandatory.
Everything else is meh.

What I REALLY love is the leftover turkey/cranberry sauce sandwiches.
Godly.

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My favorite part of the Thanksgiving meal...


Another creative leftover suggestion: pumpernickel bread, cream cheese on bread, avocado, mashed and spread, thin slices of breast, stacked and lettuce. This was the best sandwich I ever had. LA, 1978 at some restaurant. They had named it The" Martha Raye" , after the actress.

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

This is not good. Nearly every turkey I've had in the past 10 years (unless I cooked it myself) is waaaaay too salty. This cannot make that trend better. I "brine" my turkey in the same thing I baste it in: a knarley mix of bacon grease (rubbed lovingly inside/outside/forced into every crevace) and orange juice. No extra salt added. Baste every 30 minutes or so while cooking. Turkey comes out juicy, the skin is crunchy and tangy and perfect (according to my friends who like the skin best - not me) and the stuffing even soaks up some of the flavor. And those of us who have not been inured to the excess salt of a junk food diet can eat it without soaking it in fresh water first. Of course, my vegan wife is not so thrilled, so I ask my friends to store up bacon fat for me - no bacon frying is one of the compromises (but not without benefit - she makes the best curries you could ask for).

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

I've brined and fried and the bird was great. Recently I've brined but added a little herb stock That is bay lea,f rosemary, basil, celery, onion and garlic simmered for 20 minutes then cooked and added to the brine along with half a cup of sugar. I brine over night in a big stock pot on the back porch when the nighttime temperature is in the high 30's or in a cooler if it is warmer (I replace some of the water with ice. It is melted but still cold by morning).
I cook the bird breast side down on a V rack with no stuffing (except an oinion and a celery stalk and maybe an apple) 450 degrees for 15 minutes and then down to 330 degrees. I use a convection oven . I turn the bird onto it's back (carefully) for the last 20 minutes to brown the breast skin.
The result is crispy skin all over, moist tender meat and because the exposed back cooks more quickly than the breast which is on the bottom, the white and dark meat are both cooked perfectly

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Pioneer Woman's Sweet Potatoes

these sound amazing! i've never cooked with sweet potatoes before, so this dish will definitely be on my table this thanksgiving

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The Food Lab: Turkey Brining Basics

You know, I have done the same as Mr Brown. However when I make my gravy I degrease some of the juice from the roasting pan and pour it into the "Dressing" Pan this gives me the flavor that I crave minus the fat. Try it you will like it!

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Hamming it up for TGiving ! Help ???

I've been fairly happy with Kroger's brand, but agree that the best option is to make your own glaze on the side instead of using the packet. I generally reduce down a can or two of pineapple chunks, brown sugar, ground cloves, and bourbon...seems to be a pretty winning combination every time, and helps with any "spiral cut" ham-dryness.

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Weekend Book Giveaway: 'Extreme Cuisine'

Dinuguan, because all my relatives told me it was chocolate stew.

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Cook the Book: 'How to Roast a Lamb'

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Cook the Book: 'How to Roast a Lamb'

Grilled rack of lamb with mint sauce and cous cous on the side.

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My favorite part of the Thanksgiving meal...

My own favorite thing about Thanksgiving is seeing most of the people that I love. As the oldest sister of a family of eight children, it is the one day of the year that almost all of us are together, along with assorted friends and satellite family. We always eat at my youngest sister's house and last year there were forty-eight people there. There was a roast turkey, a deep-fried turkey, a whole ham, and a whole huge brisket, along with side dishes too numerous to mention. My personal favorite(s): GRAVY - made by me, and a strange creamed corn casserole that is very sweet and was actually my grandmother's original recipe. Oh yeah, I almost forget the praline pecan cheesecake. That's not too bad to end a huge meal with. Then we all play "Guitar Hero" after consuming immoderate amounts of wine and beer. Great! My favorite day of the year. PlanetChaos, the dog fart reminder is hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh on a Monday morning.

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Cook the Book: 'How to Roast a Lamb'

I like how my MIL makes lamb in a stew with a tomato sauce like base

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meatballs with beef bone marrow

the meatballs were really amazing. I used one lb very lean grass fed beef, about 3/4 cup raw bone marrow (that I scooped out of the bones), 1/2 cup finely chopped parsley, two cloves of garlic chopped, two eggs, 3/4 cup bread crumbs and salt and lots of freshly ground black pepper. I baked them in a 375 degree oven for 45 minutes. (they were about the size of a golf ball.)

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Cook the Book: 'How to Roast a Lamb'

My favorite lamb recipe is roasted leg of lamb with mint jelly.

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Cook the Book: 'How to Roast a Lamb'

I have a pretty good lamb chops recipe. I also have a leg of lamb recipe we use for dinner sometimes on special occasions. Lamb is BY FAR my favorite meat!

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Cook the Book: 'How to Roast a Lamb'

Lamb stew. Based on the comments above, however, lamb burgers might have the potential of being a new favorite if I can find the right recipe for preparing them well.

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Cook the Book: 'How to Roast a Lamb'

Lamb Tagine is my favorite lamb recipe. garrettsambo@aol.com

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Weekend Book Giveaway: 'Extreme Cuisine'

I grew up eating tripe and vastedda (stomach lining and spleen), I have also tried testicles (a bit chewy), aligator, kangaroo, etc...pretty much anything, except for any kind of insects!

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Website: http://www.mattthebutcher.com/

Location: Florida

About: Happily married......53 y o male....love to cook, read an spend time on my puter reading food blogs...lol

Favorite foods:

Last bite on earth: either a 1/3 lb homemade burger from a fresh ground chuck roast, grilled medium rare oin a toasted bun, plenty of salt an pepper an nothin else cept for mayo n ketchup.....or a pork butt that has been cooked for about 12 hours on my smoker !!!