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How Important Are Family Dinners?
Growing up, we always ate dinner together. This made our dinner schedule a little more...European than other American families, as we usually ate dinner between eight and nine pm. My dad ran his own business, and lots of times he wouldn't be home before eight, so that was when we ate. If he couldn't come home at all, we'd order out and take it up to his office and all eat together (an option that, I realize, not all families have). You could invite your friends if you wanted, but the only time kids were excused from dinner was if you were working past 9 pm. No TV, no phones, no books. By the time I was in high school, my mom was back at work, so we were all expected to pitch in and help make dinner out of sheer necessity, which was a blessing in and of itself. I'm so happy we had those family dinners together - I know not every family has the option due to scheduling or other issues, but I think it has a lot to do with why my sisters and I are so close to each other and to our parents, years after everyone's left the nest. It was a hassle, but for us, totally worth it.
The Crab Pot: Observations from the Dock
Chichi, I love your articles! Whether menudo or crabs, you have yet to disappoint. Almost enough to make me want to go crabbing - though I think I may be too much of a wuss to brave the pinches!
Served: Goodbye Waiting Tables, Goodbye NYC, Goodbye Served
I've loved reading Served, and I'm sad to see you go, but thrilled about your new opportunity in sunny California. It's beautiful, and I hope you enjoy the weather and the fun SoCal food and learn a lot at your new gig!
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Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
It was Texas Hot Cocoa Cake at my house, and it's really good. My mom makes it every time we're all home, because it's so easy and such a crowd-pleaser.
How Important Are Family Dinners?
Growing up, we always ate dinner together. This made our dinner schedule a little more...European than other American families, as we usually ate dinner between eight and nine pm. My dad ran his own business, and lots of times he wouldn't be home before eight, so that was when we ate. If he couldn't come home at all, we'd order out and take it up to his office and all eat together (an option that, I realize, not all families have). You could invite your friends if you wanted, but the only time kids were excused from dinner was if you were working past 9 pm. No TV, no phones, no books. By the time I was in high school, my mom was back at work, so we were all expected to pitch in and help make dinner out of sheer necessity, which was a blessing in and of itself. I'm so happy we had those family dinners together - I know not every family has the option due to scheduling or other issues, but I think it has a lot to do with why my sisters and I are so close to each other and to our parents, years after everyone's left the nest. It was a hassle, but for us, totally worth it.
The Crab Pot: Observations from the Dock
Chichi, I love your articles! Whether menudo or crabs, you have yet to disappoint. Almost enough to make me want to go crabbing - though I think I may be too much of a wuss to brave the pinches!
Served: Goodbye Waiting Tables, Goodbye NYC, Goodbye Served
I've loved reading Served, and I'm sad to see you go, but thrilled about your new opportunity in sunny California. It's beautiful, and I hope you enjoy the weather and the fun SoCal food and learn a lot at your new gig!
What Weird Family Foods Did You Grow Up Thinking Were Normal?
Peanut butter and Aunt Jemima (not real maple syrup - didn't eat that til I was an adult!) mixed together until smooth, then scooped up with bread - or even better, biscuits. Must be consumed with a big glass of ice cold milk. My husband hates it (too sweet) and when I'd make it in the dorm cafeterias back in the day, my roommates would look at me like I was crazy. All I know is that it tastes best when my dad makes it, and it's still my #1 favorite comfort food.
Dinner Tonight: Tortilla Espanola
I've been looking for a good tortilla española recipe since I came back from my study abroad in Sevilla eight years ago - I have so many fond memories of my Spanish mom cooking this for me. I think I have finally found my recipe, because this is definitely how she used to make it. Thanks for helping me toward recreating a happy food memory, Nick, and I can't wait to try it!
Dinner Tonight: Green Lentil Salad with Baby Spinach and Goat Cheese
I love lentils, and I'm always looking for new recipes - this one looks great. I'll definitely be on the lookout for these de Puys. Thanks for trying it out for us!
The Supposed Top 10 Worst Fast Food Campaigns of All Time
I love those little spongmonkeys so hard, y'all. I was completely thrilled when they got their own commercial, but to be honest, most of my friends were creeped out by the ad. I don't understand this. The ad is obviously memorable, and conveys important information about the brand - THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR! What more do you need to know? :-D
Le Creuset: Is it worth it?
I'd never owned a dutch oven before I bought the one I own now, so I was loath to drop a bunch of cash on a Le Creuset that I might or might not even use. I ended up buying a Lodge on a magazine's recommendation (I want to say it was Consumer Reports, but I can't find the article on their website), for $40 on sale on Amazon, and I love it. It's held up very well under my less-than-stellar care, and has been a really great addition to my kitchen. I can't say how I'll feel about it in five or ten years, but at one year, I'm very pleased.
My Shocking Food Confession: What's Yours?
I love vegetables on their own, but pretty uniformly hate them in anything involving bread. I hate veggie pizza; I don't eat vegetables on my sandwiches; I don't want lettuce on my taco; I don't want broccoli in my casserole. My mother despairs of me. I eat them veggies the time, though - just by themselves or in soups! The one exception to this rule is spinach, which is delicious in everything.
I second those who don't like cilantro. I think there's them that like it, and them that don't, and I'm definitely one of them that don't. I can immediately tell when it's in a dish, even a little, and it ruins it for me.
I love caramelized onions and cooked tomatoes and cook with them regularly, but I won't touch raw onion or tomato with a ten-foot pole. Bell peppers are the exact opposite - I love them raw, but I really don't like them at all when they're cooked, especially when they're part of a larger dish. The taste just overwhelms everything else.
Also, though I don't think this is much of a confession on this site, I'll put a fried egg on anything that stands still long enough. Period. A fried egg makes everything better.
How to Make a Rainbow Cake
Oh, how fun! I bet it turns your mouth awesome colors, too. I would be thrilled to get this as a birthday cake. Also, if I'm not feeling like a diet soda box cake (because honestly, sometimes I am), I could always make it with homemade cake batter, I bet. Love it!
Mark Bittman's Savory Oatmeal with Scallions and Soy Sauce
You are very brave to be the one to try this recipe! That said, it looks...pretty good! I think I may have to give it a shot.
Which Frozen Vegetables are Acceptable?
There are a few things I'm not a fan of from frozen - asparagus or zucchini, for example - but most frozen veggies are a-ok with me, particularly for cooking. I stick with peas, corn (when I eat it, which is rare), and broccoli for steaming up on their own, but I'll use any old frozen veggie for a recipe. Since it's just me and my husband, and we don't have a decent grocery store super close, a lot of fresh veg will just go bad. So we buy fresh what we can't get frozen, and eat frozen for most of the rest. It's a pragmatic thing more than anything else; I usually prefer the taste of fresh, but frozen is better than nothing, and tastes just fine to me most of the time. :)
Store-Bought Chicken Stocks, Reviewed: Which Are the Best?
Maybe it is my untrained palette (which is unused to things like homemade chicken stock), but every time I've made my own stock in the past, I've hated the taste. I've tried several recipes, and nothing has worked for me. Plus, as I usually use chicken broth/stock in things like lentil soup, and even then only once or twice a month, store-bought stock is something I'm more than willing to live with most of the time. I'm glad that I now know which ones to look for. Great review, and thanks!
Reddi-wip or Cool Whip: Way or No Way?
I freely admit that I like Reddi-Whip fine - sure, I can taste the difference between from-a-can and homemade whipped cream, but I don't dislike the taste, so the convenience wins out (plus, I can't sneak a shot straight into the mouth if I have to whip it up first!). As for Cool Whip - I LOVE IT. I don't know why, I can't explain it, but if you sit me down with a tub of Cool Whip and a spoon, that sucker will be gone within ten minutes.
San Antonio Restaurant Recommendations?
Massive ditto on Boudro's. SO GOOD. Hands down, my favorite place on the Riverwalk.
For BBQ, I've heard Tom's Ribs is fantastic, but it's way out on 410. Ditto for The Smokehouse (one of Texas Monthly's Top 50 of BBQ this year, I think) - highly recommended by others, but way out of downtown. So if you're going to be sticking to the Riverwalk area, then County Line probably is one of your best bets.
Blood For Breakfast? Fear Not!
I only recently realized that the salchichon my Spanish host mom got me totally addicted to - I even made some by hand once, with her brother the farmer - was blood sausage. I love the stuff, and wish I could get it here more easily. It's fantastic just cooked up and put on a simple torta or bolillo for lunch.
Ed Levine's Questionable Pizza Practices: Do You Leave Your Pies Out Overnight? For Two Nights?
I don't do it anymore (my husband is kind of a stickler for food safety), but in college, I don't think I ever put leftover pizza in the fridge, and I'd eat on it for a couple of days, no problem. Re: the bugs - I think it depends on where you live. I don't know that I'd do it in a house or apartment that had existing bug issues, but I went to college in a pretty arid area, and it really wasn't a problem there. And I didn't die, or even get sick. The crust did eventually go stale, though. ;-)
Apples: Take 'Em or Leave 'Em?
I am glad to know that I'm not the only person who's kind of "eh" on apples. I'll eat them, but they're among my least favorite fruits. Really crisp Braeburns are fantastic, but I have to be in the mood, and I won't touch a Red Delicious with a ten-foot pole. I think I ate too many icky mealy ones at school growing up, and now they are dead to me.
That said, apple crisps/turnovers/butter/juice/cider? Bring it. I love that stuff. Go figure!
The Sweet Lowdown
Splenda, but only for coffee. I have my one coffee with my one packet a day, then use sugar for baking, cinnamon toast, etc. For some reason, I actually prefer Splenda in coffee to sugar. Go figure.
Served: A Little Extra Something
My grandfather always said that you go to college to get an education, not a job. I'm glad that you've found majors that are interesting to you and make you happy - and I can definitely see how someone interested in anthropology and creative writing would end up working at a restaurant. Is there better people-watching anywhere?
Hooray for finding people who understand what makes you happy, in the most unexpected of places (work! who knew?).
Served: My Waiter Peeves
I've really been enjoying these stories, Hannah. While I realize that every server has different pet peeves, wishes, and experiences, it's always fun to hear what's happening in the day-to-day life of a server. For those who have never held a similar job, I also think the posts can be really informative. (by the way, I totally dealt with the name-as-a-weapon people - I didn't necessarily want their name, too, but I could just tell by the way they asked that I was going to get an "OMGLAWDORK! CAN WE HAVE SOME MORE ICED TEA HERE?!" yelled across the restaurant at the worst possible time.)
Fun post, and I look forward to seeing more! It's a little bit like Kitchen Confidential for the front of the house - but with less drugs and cursing. ;-)
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
I did it. It was AWESOME! A little more like an hour, but I'm slow. My wife, not really a fan of cake, loves it as well. Make sure you eat it when the icing is warm/room temp. I must admit, having a total of nearly a pound of butter and as much sugar as this recipe has certainly helps! ;)nom nom nom!
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
I haven't made this recipe, but I've used some of Pioneer Womans other recipes and I have always enjoyed them. Yes, sometimes too much butter or too much sugar, but that's the joy of dessert!
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
I made this over the weekend and it didn't come out very cakey. Wondering if high altitude would affect the outcome? The flavor was amazing, but the sugar content was rather extreme for this girl. I'm looking forward to adjusting this to suit my taste buds. Loved how quick and easy the recipe is.
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
I just had some for breakfast.
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
@LizLemon -- here's some White Texas Sheet Cake recipes:
http://southernfood.about.com/od/yellowandwhitecakes/r/bl30322c.htm
http://www.tulsaworld.com/scene/article.aspx?subjectid=39&articleid=20090506_39_D1_Chocol46727
(scroll down for the White Texas Sheet Cake recipe. This recipe comes from someone in Pioneer Woman's hometown.
http://www.tasteofhome.com/Recipes/White-Texas-Sheet-Cake
http://wegottaeat.com/mandstapp/recipes/white-texas-sheet-cake
(this one is supposedly from Paula Deen)
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
Yumm... this cake looks delicious ... and I'd love to win a copy of Pioneer Woman Cooks!
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
This is a staple for birthdays in my house, but it has a healthy dose of cinnamon in the cake and walnuts in the frosting. Easy and moist and delicious.
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
Ours always has cinnamon!
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
@sscutchen. My head hurts. Thanks for the explanation.
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
This kind of baking sounds right up my alley! I think it's going on the weekend menu!
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
A jelly roll pan is nominally 15x10, so 150 sq. in. so you're looking for 75 sq. in.
An 8x11 is 88 sq. in, which is closer than the 9x13 at 117.
Not sure what the effect of Pyrex versus metal will be.
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
Water is there. You can get the recipe from Pioneer Woman's website too. I love her. I think she's fab.
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
I checked a handful of other Texas Sheet Cake recipes around the net and they all had the missing 1 cup water.
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
Can someone please confirm what size of pan is best for a half recipe? I have a 9 x 13 and an 8 x11 Pyrex.
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
I'm pretty sure you are missing a cup of water from the cake recipe.
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
I didn't know this was the secret of Texas sheet cake, or what made it so special!
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
I made two of these cakes for a camping trip last year and underbaked the cakes just a bit so that when I warmed them up to frost them, they didn't over cook. We were in the Rocky Mountains, so I didn't want to mess with high-altitude baking. The cakes came out great and everyone finished off both pans. Thinking I may need to make this again soon!
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
Okay, I just made this in a smaller Pyrex pan and I should have used my normal size one, the 9 x 13. It's still really good, though.
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
Having made this cake several times (from PW's recipe) I can assure you all that it is as easy as it sounds, turns out flawless every time and is always scarfed up quickly and with great yummy noises.
Two thumbs enthusiastically up.
And great, now I feel like I need to bake this tonight.
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
Texas sheet cake is an old tradition in my family, and this looks like a delicious rendition. I've been wondering though, does anyone out there have a recipe for a white Texas sheet cake (I think white cake and white icing)? My aunt mentioned it to me the other day, but I'm not sure she has the recipe herself. If anyone has any insights on that I would appreciate it. Obviously I know there are many recipes out there for white cake and for white frosting, but I'm looking specifically for a white version of Texas sheet cake.
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
I halved this recipe and made it in a smaller ish pan (I don't know the measurements, but it was smaller than a normal Pyrex. Ya, real helpful, I know). It was amazing. I think I might just have to make it right now. Dang, I just cleaned the kitchen.
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
I used this recipe for cupcakes last easter and they were delicious. SO moist. I can never get over melting and adding the eggs to the liquid but it works great!
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
This cake makes a FULL sized sheet pan? 18 x 12 is a half sheet, no?
Cook the Book: Chocolate Sheet Cake
My Slovak great-grandmother made something nearly identical, from the 1940s on (and perhaps before). The cake part is identical--measure for measure--except she used margarine. Frosting also used margarine, but only one stick and no vanilla. The rest of the stuff was identical--measure for measure. Assembly is the same, too. Ours bakes at 400, though, and tends to finish pretty quick.
And yes, this is the best choc. cake ever. What makes it so good is the high frosting-to-cake ratio. Generations of people in my family have enjoyed this cake.
@proletarian: def. halve the recipe, and adjust the cooking time. Just keep an eye on it.
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It was Texas Hot Cocoa Cake at my house, and it's really good. My mom makes it every time we're all home, because it's so easy and such a crowd-pleaser.