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Waitering, Part Two

Exactly...you can't just melt into a puddle because someone wanted an extra piece of bacon. As a waiter you get paid nothing on salary...maybe two bucks or so an hour...you're working for your tips, and you earn tips by pleasing your customers. An extra piece of bacon? That's nothing. If you're new, you may not know how to make special requests like that, but you ask, you learn...because I'm sure that 'evil' professor wasn't the first man ever to ask for an extra piece of bacon.

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Waitering, Part One

Part of what I love about being a waitress is the banter back and forth with the kitchen. I work in a small, privately owned restaurant so no computer system exists, and from reading your post, I'm glad my orders don't just escape into cyber-space. We 'fire' tables by word of mouth- pacing is definitely one of the hardest parts of being a server. Kudos to you, a regular restaurant eater, for walking in a waiter's shoes for a bit.

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I know everyone dreams of owning a restaurant of their own..

a tiny bakery in which I could somehow make enough money to not have to constantly slave away at the ovens at 4 am. A girl can dream...

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What are your likes/dislikes about restaurant servers?

Mr. K- it's Mediterraneo in...New Jersey. We do have grilled octopus as well as lamb. And thanks for the advice everyone. Dining is certainly a subjective experience, so there are bound to be different opinions.

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Waitering, Part Two

Exactly...you can't just melt into a puddle because someone wanted an extra piece of bacon. As a waiter you get paid nothing on salary...maybe two bucks or so an hour...you're working for your tips, and you earn tips by pleasing your customers. An extra piece of bacon? That's nothing. If you're new, you may not know how to make special requests like that, but you ask, you learn...because I'm sure that 'evil' professor wasn't the first man ever to ask for an extra piece of bacon.

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Waitering, Part One

Part of what I love about being a waitress is the banter back and forth with the kitchen. I work in a small, privately owned restaurant so no computer system exists, and from reading your post, I'm glad my orders don't just escape into cyber-space. We 'fire' tables by word of mouth- pacing is definitely one of the hardest parts of being a server. Kudos to you, a regular restaurant eater, for walking in a waiter's shoes for a bit.

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I know everyone dreams of owning a restaurant of their own..

a tiny bakery in which I could somehow make enough money to not have to constantly slave away at the ovens at 4 am. A girl can dream...

From Talk

What are your likes/dislikes about restaurant servers?

Mr. K- it's Mediterraneo in...New Jersey. We do have grilled octopus as well as lamb. And thanks for the advice everyone. Dining is certainly a subjective experience, so there are bound to be different opinions.

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Latex gloves in the professional kitchen?

It's only the culinary school graduates in the kitchen of the restaurant where I work who wear latex gloves while cooking. I've always found it odd- haven't people been handling food with their bare hands for centuries? Putting an extra barrier between you and the food you are preparing for people to ingest always seems a little iffy. Yet, I am aware of the dangers of food poisoning and outbreaks...

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Question of the Day: What's the worst meal someone's ever cooked for you?

Pulverized mashed-potato-paste. My brother and I built string-bean forts with it as glue.

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Question of the Day: Not for the squeamish--ever get food sickness?

As a native New Yorker, I thought I would be adventurous, and try the pizza at a local restuarant in Colorado while I was on vacation there. Needless to say, it was like eating Texas Toast with Campbell's condensed tomato-soup on top and could hardly compare to the New York's pizza, if the comparison can even fairly be made. I literally could not stomach it- I spent the whole rest of the night in the bathroom. Some kind of New Yorker karma?

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Question of the Day: Sweet or savory?

Cake or steak? Unfortunately, cake. It runs in my family.

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Yerba Matte: Great beverage or the greatest beverage ever?

I brew it at home using the Guayaki brand (discover the power within!) and absolutely love it. If you're not a big green tea fan, or tea fan in general, you may not like Mate, as it has a strong, deep earthy flavor, similar but not exactly like green tea. I have no idea how authentic what I'm drinking really is (no, I'm not sipping it from a gourd on a horse in Argentina) but I enjoy it, and drink a cup every day.

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The Power of Food Blogging

I think this really has less to do with the power of food blogging (because, if, let's say Frank Bruni had a bad experience, wouldn't they want him to reappraise it as well?) and more to do with Le Cirque being in the wrong by having such a severe VIP policy, and realizing it themselves. Does the average Le Cirque diner not have as discerning a palate or as much of a desire for a well-hosted meal than a food-blogger?

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What's the one food you just won't eat?

cotton candy...because there's nothing really edible about it.

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'A Passage to (Southern) India'

dkstar1..I agree. Although sometimes delightful, and always lovely to look at, I'm getting tired of these superficial "comic book" posts.

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The Power of Food Blogging

In activity to the inquire into of whether or not accepting freebies compromises journalistic integrity, I rest assured de facto depends. In this essay, Adam is strikingly not giving Le Cirque a lambent review. To me, this legend appears uncompromising; Adam hackneyed the free lunch meal, yet placid told us what was on his mind.

Gary Winnick

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What's the one food you just won't eat?

Oh god. There really are a lot of things I will not eat. There is not just one. But, here are a few:

~Roasted Peppers - I will not eat them or anything they touch. AWFUL
~Mushrooms
~Asparagus
~Water Chestnuts
~FISH (but I do eat the Shellfish family-MMMM)
~Anything that has nuts in it. Hate it when people put nuts in bownies! No. This ruins the taste. But man, do I love nuts by themselves.
~Miracle Whip

I could go on, but I will stop here...

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What's the one food you just won't eat?

it's a very very...very long list... it's probably quicker/easier to list what I will eat.

One thing I absolutely refuse to pick around is mushrooms, if anything has mushrooms in it, I would rather starve than consume.... it's tainted.

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What's the one food you just won't eat?

W. Who wants to eat anill eat bananas and pineapple and peaches; but nothing with them as an ingredient.

I too, try to stay away from organs (except liver.) Oh, and lima beans.

Crabs have brains large enough to extract and serve?!?

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What's the one food you just won't eat?

Fish. Fish sauce. Anything remotely fishy.

Also, I HATE runny egg yolks, they remind me of mucous.

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What's the one food you just won't eat?

Beets and turnips. Can't get around the metallic taste either. Used to hate brussels sprouts, but found a way to make them yummy (roast them!).

As to the "sea urchin roe" detester, I can guarantee you have never tasted nor even seen sea urchin roe. Uni, which is the food that comes from the sea urchin is, in fact, gonads. When you order sea urchin in a sushi restaurant, you are getting the testicles from the hermaphroditic aquatic hedgehog. But I know what you mean. Uni is not my favorite either. Nor are crab brains, which I was served many times when I lived in Japan. For that matter, any kind of brains--sweatbreads from cattle, etc.

Back to gonads. There's a lovely restaurant in Oklahoma City, OK called Cattlemen's. They serve a dish called "lamb fries." We ordered it and ate it up with relish without knowing it was, you guessed it, lamb testicles. All I can say is they were incredibly tender and tasty.

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What's the one food you just won't eat?

I won't eat bananas or anything with bananas in it. They don't agree with me and even the smell turns me off. Yuck!

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What's the one food you just won't eat?

I will absolutely not eat beets, oatmeal, raisins (or any other dried fruit for that matter) and chunks of cooked carrots (when I use carrots in soups, I grate them or cut into tiny matchsticks, then they don't bother me, but I simply cannot bite into a chunk of a cooked carrot). I will not eat most cooked fish (other than Chilean sea bass, but only prepared in a certain way). Oops. it was supposed to be "the one food" I won't eat...[hanging head in shame]

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What's the one food you just won't eat?

Olives and mushrooms.

You know, I just can't stand their...texture.
It's sort of like tomatoes.
I mean, it took me a while to tolerate tomatoes, but olives and mushrooms are "new" to me, I guess, considering tomatoes have been pushed on me since I was a kid.

Also, raisens and cotton candy. Ew.

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Waitering, Part Two

I can completely sympathize with Adam. I waitressed for half a year and finally decided it just wasn't worth it and found a job not in the service industry. Not liking a job doesn't mean you're spoiled, it could just mean the job sucks. And it would be both stupid and masochistic to stay in a job you hated if you didn't have to do it. I considered myself a friendly, competent server and often went out of my way to do little things for customers. But so often people are cheap or just mean and will not tip well, regardless of how well a server does his job. Also, our kitchen was terrible and would constantly screw up orders or take forever to cook food, all of which I was blamed for. Waitressing is terrible and at times made me doubt that nice people actually existed in the world. Maybe it is better at some restaurants, but at the one I worked at, I wouldn't recommend a job to my worst enemy.

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The Power of Food Blogging

Just what the world needs, 100,000 amateur food critics...OMG! Scarey. If you want to be a critic why not declare open season on all computer companies who haven't perfected a computer to be compatible with MS. What about retail stores who repackage returned (often faulty) merchandise and sell it as new. Consumer goods that don't work or fall apart within a short time. What about lousy service in stores and government offices. Why pick on restaurants. If you really want to know something about restaurants get a job in one for a few months, then lets hear your "critique." When you're "critiquing," restaurants, ask yourself what kind of job your doing when you're at work...Man...make me soooo crazy...Why does EVERYONE wanna be food critique. Go have another hamburger. Then get a life.

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Waitering, Part Two

This guy sounds like a spoiled brat and incompetent to boot. He probably did his employer a favour when he quit, although he'd certainly worked there long enough to know he was screwing his fellow workers.

I grew up in the restaurant business, worked as a waitress for years to put myself through college. I only worked in one place bad enough to warrant quitting without notice and the place in which he was employed was nirvana compared to that.

Hosting/hostessing in every place I worked was always a plum job given only to very experienced waiters/waitresses. I'm not surprised he wasn't able to do it. His employer should never have put him in that position.

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Waitering, Part Two

I have to agree with the sentiments about how awful it is when people just don't show up. I worked a summer with a boss/chef who would throw plates at the waitresses and call us every name in the book - on girl (understandably) quit - but I had to spend the next three weeks working double shifts, 7 days a week to cover her lunch shift. It sucked, and it would have been great if she could so much have given a bit of notice, or forwarded us a name of a friend who could cover her.

And maybe it's because I paid most of my way through college/law school waitressing for every psycho chef out there, but I don't really see the big, dehumanizing aspect of having to get a kid a piece of bacon and picking up a fork. Count your blessings if that's this is the worst job you get.

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Waitering, Part Two

Unfortunately, Mr. Roberts comes across exactly like the spoiled blue-blooded wine merchant he so resentfully depicts. Gimme a break.

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Waitering, Part Two

When has asking for an extra piece of bacon being acceptable? It's not buffet serive, you know. Restaurant does not give out free food, and an extra piece of bacon involves another dish which has to be washed. How do you even charge for an extra piece of bacon if it is not a side dish on the menu?
As amazing as this might sound, we pay for the food AND the serivce when we goto a sit down restaurant. So an extra piece of bacon is not ``just" another piece of bacon. It's an extra portion of food which involves more work for the waiter. Therefore, a food item shouldn't be offered unless it is specifically on the menu. It's really simple actually. Just like you wouldn't break apart a pack of cookies at the grocery store and expect to buy just that.

As someone pointed out, a waiter's salary is almost nothing, so where's the sin in quitting over the phone. The management made every effort to be hateful and exploit the lower economic status of their employees. Of course they lucked out of Adam since he worked there by choice. If the management were more humane, I bet Adam would not have quit over the phone. It's a lesson to be learned by the management.

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Waitering, Part Two

Jeez...all you current or former waiters are a surly bunch. I don't think Adam was asking for your judgement. He was honest and told a story.

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Waitering, Part One

I've found the best way to acclimate yourself to a restaurant ecology and endear yourself to the staff is to adopt a chemical dependency.

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Latex gloves in the professional kitchen?

Thanks Jerry...your correct...my apologies to you and the people of Oregano. I'll keep that in mind when I travel to Oregon or other states that have such a law.
Pepe-roni

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Latex gloves in the professional kitchen?

I was born in India and ate street food there for years. Then I moved to Africa. Ditto. If anyone is going to get sick from food it's going to be in a country with no hygiene practics and temperatures in the 90s half the year.

I never got sick.

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Latex gloves in the professional kitchen?

However, if a restaurant has a sign in the restroom, reminding employees to wash there hands before returning to work…I don’t return.

Well, you won't eat in Oregon much either. The signs are posted by law in the bathrooms of every establishment that serves food.

And gloves are just plain silly. If you wash your hands, as most state laws require, the chances of contamination are minimal.

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Latex gloves in the professional kitchen?

However, if a restaurant has a sign in the restroom, reminding employees to wash there hands before returning to work…I don’t return.

No return visits to 90%+ of NYC restaurants for you!

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Latex gloves in the professional kitchen?

Except for those onion situations, I totally agree there.

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Latex gloves in the professional kitchen?

I really hate latex (after being to required to use it in a couple of kitchens), for various reasons already said. It's dehumanizing.

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Latex gloves in the professional kitchen?

I’m not convinced of the fact that vinyl or latex gloves, improves cleanliness in any restaurant. I do know the gloves are awkward, vinyl gloves are nice… if you’re skinning 50 pounds of onions. They prevent my hands from stinking for the next two days.

Proper techniques regarding hand washing for food handles is important. I hope employers enforce, monitor and complement employees of good practice. http://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/FY726

However, if a restaurant has a sign in the restroom, reminding employees to wash there hands before returning to work…I don’t return.

I refuse to use an electric hand dryers in any community bathroom, I’m not quite convinced recycled bacteria, in the form of hot air is sanitary. I encourage restaurant/convenience store owners to install paper towels. If you so choose...Think about it!

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