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Rant: What The New York Times Doesn't Know About Bánh Mì

Here in Long Beach, CA, we have a ton of Banh Mi joints but most of them have this peculiar Khmer twist due to the large Cambodian population. They're not classic banh mi but they sound a whole lot better than the joints mentioned in the article.

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The Nasty Bits: Tacos de Buche (Pork Stomach Tacos)

Buche has always been one of my favorites. I didn't discover that "buche" (Spanish for "neck") was actually pork stomach meat until much, much later.
The best buche tacos I've ever had were in a little shitty taqueria somewhere in downtown Los Angeles. They used the "standard" size tortillas, crisped up the buche meat in a griddle and served the tacos with tomatillo salsa and grilled scallions on the side. At only a buck a piece, I must have had at least a dozen of them.

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Dinner Tonight: Chorizo and Eggs

Heretics! Raisins in chorizo sounds bizarre. Maybe delicious?

I'll brown some chorizo, mix in some refried beans and serve it with two sunny-side up eggs for breakfast. I'm with Kao on this one-charred tortillas are not optional.

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Basil is at its best -- what to do?

Basil lemonade with a grip of Vodka.
Fresh pasta tossed with basil butter.

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Rant: What The New York Times Doesn't Know About Bánh Mì

Here in Long Beach, CA, we have a ton of Banh Mi joints but most of them have this peculiar Khmer twist due to the large Cambodian population. They're not classic banh mi but they sound a whole lot better than the joints mentioned in the article.

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The Nasty Bits: Tacos de Buche (Pork Stomach Tacos)

Buche has always been one of my favorites. I didn't discover that "buche" (Spanish for "neck") was actually pork stomach meat until much, much later.
The best buche tacos I've ever had were in a little shitty taqueria somewhere in downtown Los Angeles. They used the "standard" size tortillas, crisped up the buche meat in a griddle and served the tacos with tomatillo salsa and grilled scallions on the side. At only a buck a piece, I must have had at least a dozen of them.

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Dinner Tonight: Chorizo and Eggs

Heretics! Raisins in chorizo sounds bizarre. Maybe delicious?

I'll brown some chorizo, mix in some refried beans and serve it with two sunny-side up eggs for breakfast. I'm with Kao on this one-charred tortillas are not optional.

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Basil is at its best -- what to do?

Basil lemonade with a grip of Vodka.
Fresh pasta tossed with basil butter.

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Three Peanut Snacks from the Philippines

If it's a peanut treat, nothing beats a Mazapan. It's a little pale brown puck made of ground peanuts and an assload of sugar...has a rose painted on the outter wrapper. It's bliss.

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Cinco de Mayo Fiesta at work-What should I bring?

I usually make a pot of my mother's frijoles puercos dip.
I brown a skillet of Mexican chorizo, add refried beans and blend until smooth. I then simmer with a ton of cheese, pickled jalapenos and its vinegary goodness. Its fattening as hell, but oh so good.

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Cinco de Mayo Poll: Mild, Medium, or Hot Salsa?

Fresh, home-made pico de gallo is sooo easy to make, why would anyone bother with jar'd stuff?
If I had to choose, the spicier the better. The mild and medium salsas always tasted like jazzed up pasta sauce to me.

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I make THE worst black beans.

Absolutely no salt until they're just about done.
I second the epazote recommendation. It's traditional and delicious. Just be careful with it because a ton of epazote will make your beans taste like soap.

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Pizza Beer

It can imagine the "pizza" taste: tomato puree and oregano.

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How Do You Build Your Shepherd's Pie?

One time in college, I made what we called a "Pastor" (Spanish for shepherd) pie for my roommates out of fresh Mexican chorizo, caramelized brown onions, roma tomato salsa and leftover garlic mashed potatoes. I'm not sure if it was the shitty "wine" we were drinking (Carlo Rossi "Sangria") or our blinding hunger, but it was one of the best damn things I ever made.

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How to Make Compound Butter

My bf makes a crazy compound butter with chipotle chillis in it.
It makes any boring steak sing.

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Are You A Fan of Food Souvenirs?

A very serious fan.
I just came back from a weekend in SF Bay. I came back with cheeses from Cowgirl Creamery, bread from Acme Bakery, dried seafood and cheap Pocky boxes from both Chinatowns (Oakland has one too, who knew?). The only non-food souvenirs were designer knock-off scarves.

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Poll: What Do You Call Cola Drinks?

Soda.
"Pop" sounds quaint, in a backwoodsy kind of way.

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Last Week's Poll Results: Favorite Grocery Stores

No love for Fresh & Easy?
I want to marry the one in my 'hood and make babies with it.

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Dining Etiquette: Eating Out, and Who Pays

I have a friend that is stuck in a struggling college student mentality. Homegirl is almost 30 and she still does things like ordering a very pricey full dinner and only eating the sides so she can save the main course and milk 3 more meals out of that at home. And when the bill is ready she "only brought a $20". It wouldn't be so irritating if I didn't know she made insane money as a PR agent and had cute shoes she bought at Nordstroms. Her excuse was that she was driving me around town...even if our dinner destination is down the block.

It got to the point where I decided I would treat her to a drink and tell the server upon being seated that we would be doing split checks.

Tear off the bandage. If this person's a good friend, they'll get the point.

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Meatless Meals Needed

A lacto-ovo vegetarian breakfast is a breeze. Roast a bunch of veggies and toss 'em into a fritatta chock full of cheese.

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Forced to cook appetizers at a party.

Something Spanish.
I like those little balls of goat cheese balls rolled in crushed nuts with the walnut half or fig confiture inside.

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Video: Eric Ripert Visits Costco on 'Avec Alan'

I will vouch for the amazing Delice De Bourgogne triple cream brie they sell at Costco...and it's cheap, to boot.

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Spam: Better than we give it credit for?

You've got to be a real elitist jerk if you dislike Spam.
It's part of the holy trinity of breakfast meats: bacon, sausage links and luncheon meat.

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Microplane Zester-why do you hurt me when I love you so much?

I love my microplane zester.
I use it on the usual (citrus, ginger, cheese, garlic) and also on onion when I want a juicy, mushy pulp to keep my meatloaf moist.

I've zinged myself good a couple of times, but not as bad as when I was using a mandolin. NEVER again.

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jazzing up white rice

Achiote oil!
Sautee annato seeds in REALLY LOW heat with either olive oil or clarified butter until it turns a beautiful red. Toast rice in this oil and simmer as you would plain white rice.
The annato gives it a beautiful color and perfumes the rice, too.

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What Was Your Favorite School Cafeteria Food?

The Turkey A La King served on top of a scoop of boxed mashed potatoes!
Before taking off for Thanksgiving they would serve this with a roll and a piece of "pumpkin pie", which was nothing but pumpking pie filling with a thin layer of Cool Whip frosting.

The only other thing that was remotely edible was the grilled cheese sandwich. I have yet to find one that comes close to that neon, buttery monstruosity.

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Should A Service Charge Be Included at Restaurants So That Servers Can Have Benefits?

Service charges are added to hotel restaurant checks and I can safely say the servers don't get insurance coverage either. Sure, they have the option to purchase overpriced healthcare, but it's definitely not included.

Can't we all just put our bullshit aside and let Obama's bill pass? I mean, really. Come on, now.

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Serious Heat: Silky, Spicy Mole Sauce

Black beans and only two types of chilli? Oh, the horror!

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The West Coast Pink Bakery Box Theory

I didn't realize pink boxes were strictly a west coast thing.

My favorite donut shop in San Pedro, "The Donut", uses those grey boxes that fast food joints like In N Out use as to-go boxes. The grease stains on those boxes are very unforgiving. They're an embedded guilt-trip.

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About oh_no_eric

Website: http://itserict.yelp.com

Location: Long Beach

About: A n00b foodie, gentle lover and flexitarian snob.
Bastardized French cuisine with a little Mexican twist is the name of my game. Let me add a little sliced jalapeno in your bechamel sauce.

Favorite foods: Anything gilded with bacon or smothered in multiple cheeses.

Last bite on earth: My mother's green mole with warm tortillas.