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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

A few years back I was determined to cook my first Thanksgiving turkey, and on Alton's prompting I was sold on brining. Turns out that kosher poultry is salted to adhere to Jewish law, so you really cant brine a kosher turkey. Now my immediate family is not kosher, but my grandmother and some cousins are... I think we know where this is going, but the way I see it is that God would totally understand if he tasted how juicy that bird was.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

A few years back I was determined to cook my first Thanksgiving turkey, and on Alton's prompting I was sold on brining. Turns out that kosher poultry is salted to adhere to Jewish law, so you really cant brine a kosher turkey. Now my immediate family is not kosher, but my grandmother and some cousins are... I think we know where this is going, but the way I see it is that God would totally understand if he tasted how juicy that bird was.

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Win a Free Organic D'Artagnan Turkey

I love me some mashed taters.

(I dont, however love getting notifications for every comment on this post)

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Win a Free Organic D'Artagnan Turkey

There is definitely a correct answer for this: Perfect Mashed Potates all the way

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Arthur Avenue - Where to eat dinner?

My father has worked there for over thirty years and some of my fondest memories are lunches at Patricia's on Morris Park Ave. has fantastic pizza and the thoroughly enjoyable Italian American staples.

Also Roberto's is pretty amazing, and much more upscale. Its not actually Arthur Ave either, but when you taste the food you'll get over that!

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Serious Green: A Guide to Keeping City Chickens

I also thought Susan Orlean's piece in the New Yorker last week (journalistic inspiration?) was pretty fantastic. If I had both the room and the gumption I'd love to have some fowl friends of my own.

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Cook the Book: 'Japanese Hot Pots'

Soon Dubu Chigaaaaaaaaeeeee!

The best dang use of tofu anywhere.

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New Feature: Comment Notification

Aha.

Also, the emails are a little ghetto right now what with the empty 'Edit' link and the MT tagline—you could always just call it "Beta" ;-)

Anyway, glad to see it!

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New Feature: Comment Notification

Great new feature, but IMHO it should really be on a per-post basis, I in fact dont think I've ever seen it as a global preference—for good reason!

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'Are You a Menu Whisperer?': Take 2

No offense to above, or to you Adam, but it is abundantly obvious that neither of you are true menu whisperers. Those of us who are imbued with this extrasensory ability know that it cannot be learned, taught or even explained on the normal planes of human consciousness. If there's one thing I can tell you, it's that you gotta go with what moves you, and don't over-think it. I've said too much!

On the upside, we'll always let you taste what we ordered. We know we're good at it.

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'The Next Food Network Star' Runner-Up Jeffrey Saad Gets His Own Show Too, Sorta

I'd watch him, his dishes are a welcome departure from the usual FN fare. The guy made Chicken Pot Pie w/ Garam Masala, he deserves some props right?

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Watch It with Us: 'The Next Food Network Star,' Episode 8

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

An-nyoung Debbie!

I'd be happy with Melissa or Jeffrey, and I think they'll both end up with shows anyway.

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Watch It with Us: 'The Next Food Network Star,' Episode 7

Ok, so when are we all meeting up with our pitchforks, torches etc. to go and get Debbie?

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New Orleans Jazz Trumpeter Kermit Ruffins Smokes 'Cue for Fans

I saw Kermit when I was in NOLA not too long ago. Dont get me wrong, the BBQ was a great treat... but I'm going to pretend like I didnt see a bottle with a certain five-letter word on it (K--FT)

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Cook the Book: 'The Barcelona Cookbook'

I flew my girlfriend to Barcelona for a romantic trip during a long-running long-distance part of our relationship. We traveled all around the city sampling tapas everywhere we went. She dumped me two months later. FML (wait, wrong site...)

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'The Next Food Network Star' Episode 4: The Face Whacking Edition

I want Melissa to cook my friends and me a snack when we get home from school every day. Seriously, she’s the heiress to the Sara Moulton (one of my all time favorites, fyi) crown.

@bojo I had a similar exchange with someone on the FN blog, and to be fair, some people found Michael's comment a bit racy and even disrespectful to Bobby. I couldn't help but find that a bit homophobic, but ultimately I think some people are just easily taken aback, and not nec bigoted.

And to all you haters out there (Fred, Pavlov), you give us flak for talking about this stuff but you're on here talking about us talking about, not sure which one of us really needs a life. You also dont get it obviously, trashy tv is fun precisely because its trashy.

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'The Next Food Network Star' Week 3

True that pooch, we love it even though we know its trash.

And for the record, that scumbag Teddy should have been sent home. Despicable behavior, and for the second time! Now that's a dealbreaka ladies.

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'The Next Food Network Star' Season 5 Premiere

Brett is a misogynist idiot, did anyone else notice how uncomfortable he made everyone with lines like "My team is bunch of pretty girls..."?

Also, Eddie is a cheeseball. "Recipes are the foundation, but your hands make the symphony"!? Ridiculous!

Think Im for Jamika.

Ps. Top Chef Masters > FN Star

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The Kimchi Revolution May Finally Be Here

m2m in NYC also carries some legit mass produced kimchi. I cant get enough of the stuff...

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Sugar Rush: Soft Serve at Baoguette

I just went and it was exactly what I needed—thanks for makin my night SE!

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'Foie You' Sandwich from Picnic Caterers in New Jersey

Foie you Christine.

As great as it is that Hudson Valley "prides itself on humane animal treatment" a quick glance at their website doesnt suggest its a top concern (read: not mentioned) let alone that they actually produce 'ethical foie gras', though I would love to be proved wrong.

I just cant support food that comes from an animal that suffered its entire life. Im sure karma will dole out the justice in due course.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

My story is; I was born on Thanksgiving. No one had dinner that fateful day!

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

Story, story, story, story. I wish I had a good one for you. All I know is that the best food always was done by my Grandmother. Southern cooking and all. She learned from the best. Her dumplings are legendary.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

My mom made really good gravy. I think I was in second grade. I was so excited about it, I got up in front of my class and told them about it. Not much of a story unless you know my mom and her cooking repertoire.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

I can't say I have any particularly interesting stories. My parents never did the thanksgiving thing until I was at least in jr high and even now i'm not sure we really have a handle on it. this year i'm doing it, we'll see how it goes.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

I was transporting a cooked turkey with the fixings to a friend's house. When I got there the gravy had spilled all over the trunk of my car. I had to clean the trunk and run home to see what kind of gravy I had in my freezer, couldn't serve turkey and fixin's without gravy. sharonaquilino(at)hotmail(dot)com

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

I was newly married and it was my first attempt at cooking a turkey. I was completely repulsed by the gizzards and neck. So much so that I really couldn't even eat any turkey. I'm over that now.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

A couple of years ago, we decided to forgo the turkey and have a roast and Yorkshire pudding, with all the trimmings. My mom popped the pud in the oven and unexpectedly had to leave for a few minutes, putting my sister and me in charge of watching said pudding. Well, it was ready and my sister grabbed it out of the oven and the pudding took flight out of the pan and flew across the kitchen, landing broken on a (thankfully) clean floor mat. I just remember that time stopped and the look of utter shock on both of our faces. We pieced the pudding back into the pan before mom got back.....we were going to keep it secret until she finally commented that she didn't do a good job because of all the cracks. We fessed up and had a good laugh

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

Update on the AB smoked turkey that I have been worshipping and coddling for 5 days. We put it in the smoker and after about an hour the new, fancy smoke box thingie malfunctioned, the wood and the turkey caught fire and I thought all was lost. We wiped the smoke off the bird and realized its bottom really didnt need to see the light of day so we just kept cooking and it is out now and resting. Havent tried it yet but I am hopeful.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

A couple thanksgivings ago some friends of mine decided to make a turducken. I think they liked the idea of it more than they really wanted to eat one, and none of them were (or are) particularly avid or experienced cooks. Anyway, they approached it sortof casually in terms of avoiding cross contamination and deciding when it was finished cooking. Turns out, that much meat takes longer to cook than you might assume. End result: awful food poisoning.

I am making thanksgiving dinner for the first time for my family this year, and that story helps me to calm down about the whole thing. As long as I don't sicken everyone, I am doing better than my friends did. Hooray for the instant-read thermometer! And non-amalgamated poultry.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

My favorite thing about Thanksgiving, or any holiday really, is when the extended family leaves and my parents, siblings, and I all come back to the table again to REALLY eat.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

I was living in France last thanksgiving and it was probably the best thanksgiving I have ever had the pleasure of organizing and attending. We had all the fixings and we made pilgrim hats and indian headdresses and all of our European friends wore them and stuffed their faces!

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

For the first time ever we are going to have an "Alton Brown turkey". Yum yum.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

One year, the turkey was so inedibly dry; we had to order pizza. As a kid, I was far happier with the pizza.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

I think this year is going to be the best story so far. Having discovered my culinary chops recently, I got put on point for Thanksgiving dinner. Promises to be a delicious day!

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

I remember most years growing up with the adults eating at the kitchen table and the kids eating at the "little table" - which was a tiny little tikes plastic table

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

A word of warning....if your oven goes out right before Thanksgiving, make sure that the fast food poultry chain that offers fully cooked, rotissarie turkeys will have it warm and ready to eat when you pick it up. We picked ours up eager to get it home and carved. We had our side dishes in serving bowls, warm and ready to eat only to realize our turkey was cooked, but cold! We had to cut it up and try to warm it in our toaster oven. Thank goodness we had our oven fixed shortly thereafter.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

my sister forgetting to remove the bag of giblets...i think everyone does it once. the turkey tasted just fine!

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

The first year I made Thanksgiving dinner for my family (taking over from my Southern grandma), I had everything down pat! Pies were baked, dressing was ready to go - I knew EVERYTHING! The thing I didn't know? Remove the bag of giblets before roasting the turkey! :) Thankfully, the turkey was still fine! Now every year - it's been at least 10 since then - my grandma asks if I remembered to take them out of the turkey!

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

I make the pies. One year I made two plain pies, and one where I went to town on the pastry. I made a whole fall scene on a 9" pie. And then my mother dropped it.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

The first thanksgiving my wife and I were married was also the first in our house. We had a bunch of people over and I decided to use the leftover turkey carcasses to make broth and have some turkey noodle soup. The house smelled great, and soup was pretty good too. It's been a few years, and we haven't been in a house big enough to host for a while, but I'll have to try again soon, definitely.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

My best story is honestly any year that my drunk uncle Bob came to dinner. It was about 5 times and then he was requested not to come because he would drink and drink and pass out at the table every time! I thought it was hilarious, my family not so much!

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

No good stories, but this is the first Thanksgiving my SO and I are spending together and away from family. While we didn't give in to the temptation to deep-fry a turkey Alton-style, here's hoping that any anecdotes that come out of tomorrow are more amusing than horrific.

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

HAS to be the time one of my grandfather's best friend joined us for thanksgiving and even though he knew he wasn't supposed to be eating rich foods because of a medical condition, he still ate a ton of everything that was served. after dinner we're having coffee and he gets short of breath, and just passes out cold at the table. we called 911, the medics came and got him going again, and he was fine, didn't need to go into the hospital or anything. still, kind of scary!!

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Cook the Book: 'Good Eats: The Early Years'

My mother, my cousins and I were pitching in to help serve at my aunt's house, and my mom had ladled soup from a pot on the stove into the fancy china which we were bringing to the table. Fortunately my aunt noticed that what she was serving was actually a pot that got scorched on the bottom and was filled with soapy water to soak before anyone tasted it. We've been retelling this story, often with embellishments, for over 40 Thanksgivings!

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