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Serious Eats? Really?
@smallkitchen--all of that vitriol and the last topic you started was asking for advice on how to peel a boiled egg?? Who's junior varsity? Get over yourself.
Don Luis at least had a point. You're just relying on pretense.
Subway or Quizno's?
I've seen real horror stories about Quiznos corporate vis a vis their franchisees recently with that free sandwich promotion debacle they just had.
Anyone cooking up Mardi Gras?
@sooz--funny I made that same ( I think) recipe Sunday night and am about to have the leftovers for lunch
Barbecued shrimp and a baguette for us tonight. And some bourbon I'm sure.
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Columbus Serious Eaters - Help Please :)
Betty's is a good suggestion as is the restaurant widow site.
Our 11th is Saturday but I'm thinking the Refectory which is not so inexpensive.
Serious Eats? Really?
@smallkitchen--all of that vitriol and the last topic you started was asking for advice on how to peel a boiled egg?? Who's junior varsity? Get over yourself.
Don Luis at least had a point. You're just relying on pretense.
Subway or Quizno's?
I've seen real horror stories about Quiznos corporate vis a vis their franchisees recently with that free sandwich promotion debacle they just had.
Anyone cooking up Mardi Gras?
@sooz--funny I made that same ( I think) recipe Sunday night and am about to have the leftovers for lunch
Barbecued shrimp and a baguette for us tonight. And some bourbon I'm sure.
Serious Complaint: Chex Mix
I ran into that this year too. I think that 1 of the three boxes still had the oven recipe.
Bodily Functions at Serious Eats
Frankly I think the fact that you proudly note you read 300 blogs and message boards and claim to have read each and every post on this site is much more disturbing than posts which only you seem to have noticed. That's just me though.
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@Don Luis: This is obviously a very late response, but I don't check into SE as often as I did so I missed it when it first went up.
I think your reaction arises from a misunderstanding of what SE is, or means to be.
My impression is that SE began as a NYC-based blog, and that the response from all over the US expanded its focus. I don't think it's unreasonable for a blog to have a regional focus, particularly given that SE is not presenting itself as a global food-related site.
Although I am a New Yorker (meaning 'born there, and spent the largest portion of my life to date there'), I now live outside the US (in Denmark, to be precise), and many of the references to various cooking shows and foods go over my head, but if I'm really curious, I can usually find clarification on YouTube, or elsewhere on the net.
Perhaps what you see as an excess of silliness has more to do with the veiled (or not) hostility that more serious/technical posts sometimes meet; I no longer see many of the more serious posters, which I think is a shame. On the other hand, I think the 'silliness' can be fun and interesting, I just wish there was more of a balance (for those of you who are thinking of reiterating that there are other sites, I know this, but I happen to like SE, and think of it as a big kitchen; shouldn't there be room for all sorts of cooks and eaters?).
Anyway, I think SE is worth taking for what it is; I can understand deciding that you'd rather not post (although you don't seem to have done that), and only look in occasionally, but do recognize what it is, and why.
Columbus Serious Eaters - Help Please :)
I definitely agree with the Refectory and Jeni's Ice Cream, congrats and have fun.
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Sounds like you need to go to chowhound.
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@dearrie ~ Here is to The Other Side! *Clink* *Clink*
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i can feel the love. @ chelley, iz see ya on the other side.
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boy! i'm glad I tuned into this one late!
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Sigh. I am totally sticking to my very first statement in my above post.
You sir, are a waste of time and yes, SE has boards, not blogs as does Chow.
@ dmcavanaugh...are you serious? You dont think that we call SE out? Why do you think so many of us have stopped commenting? We do. We have. We will continue to do so. You think that Don Luis, who only appears randomly and mostly to whine about Wal-Mart ads and whatnot, is the only person to call bullshit? Think again.
@ Iz...you know how I roll!
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When you say "Checking the boards", whatever that may mean (and it certainly doesn't mean trolling) it belies your age. Here's a site that talks about trolling. I'm sure that there are still "message boards", but most of us post on "blogs" now.
Please take a look, and stop SHOUTING.
I don't have an itsy bitsy X in the corner of the page; I don't use Microsoft products. No sane person does (for the more sensitive, I'm kidding).
Many here say "go somewhere else." Do you assume that I don't look at other food sites? I do. All the time. And I'd like SE to live up to some of those other sites.
When you say "3 of him of Mario's washed up fat ass", I'm guessing you mean "three of him over Mario's washed up fat ass". To me, that's the issue. Guy is a hyped-up, Food Network husker. He can't be washed up: he has never been. Mario is a talented chef, known the world over. He's certainly done some questionably commercial stuff, but he's a proven chef.
Personally, I wouldn't do illegal stuff with either of them. That would be illegal.
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@Chelley ~ Good to see you remain true!
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Come on guys, give Don a break...you know that a lot of what he said is true, you just don't want to own up to it.
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By far, this may be one of the single stupidest threads that have ever sprouted on SE.
@ Don Luis....Sir, Ma'am, whatev...I can agree that sometimes SE gets a little crazy. Hell, we ALL get a little crazy. I am the single most hateful, bitter woman in the entire United States and I hold back NOTHING as all of the folks here on SE can attest to. THAT being said, its a simple case of checking the boards (known as trolling) and simply clicking the itsy bitsy X in the corner of the page if you arent interested. I am a a member of 9 different "foodie" pages, all of which have boards. I am sure that number can be multiplied by a million and there are that many more floating around out there. Certainly, if SE doesn't have something to entice you today, another page might.
I have not been the biggest advocate of SE over the last few months because of some uhhhh, well, we will call it "monitoring" issues, HOWEVER, anytime you are going to post a post like you have, basically calling bullshit on SE, you are, in fact, going to be tarred and feathered. Its just how it is.
p.s. I would do illegal things with Guy Fieri and I would take 3 of him of Mario's washed up fat ass any day of the week.
Serious Eats? Really?
@mich23: "I am, however, sure, Don Luis that any country that you reside in, is indeed poorer having you as an inhabitant."
I could not, however, have said that, any better, myself. Well, perhaps I could: Don Luis, I'm sure that any country in which you live is poorer as a result.
@shipwreck: Hint: if you want to ignore a post, don't respond to it.
Where are you from? I don't recognize the accent. Perhaps you should write in your native language; you are not much good at English.
Um, sail on dude. Whatever.
@Teachertalk: sometimes I make pizza from scratch, and sometimes I make hot dogs and Kraft mac and cheese. Costco sells a frozen French onion soup that I love: I always have it in the freezer for when I need it. I cook several time a week for an extended family of six. It's always a challenge to find food that everyone will like, food we can afford, and food we have the time to make.
I was trying to be playful, and I regret that many people took it the wrong way. I am serious about food, perhaps too serious. Thank you for your post.
I joined Serious Eats at the beginning, and I'd just hate to see it go the way of the Food Network. I'm just not willing to follow their lead in trading Mario Batali for Guy Fieri. I'm a long time Serious Eats reader and sometimes contributor; if I didn't care, I wouldn't comment.
@ those of you who pointed out that I must be a man, because my screen name is "Don Luis", and I wrote "I'm a bitter old man":
Newsflash: you can lie in the Internet. Were it not for the anonymity, I doubt that some of you would have had the courage to post what you did. (BTW, I'm actually a 19-year old Swedish super model named Inga.)
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don luis kant help me self gotta let ya kno Ima gonna ignore yer post like yu shood du wen ya dont geev a sheet aboot et , sail-on
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@smallkitchen~~I sometimes think the difficulty or not of peeling the HBE is proportionate to the rough life the chicken had before it laid said egg before it became a HBE. (trying to be serious but laughing at myself, even)
I love this site, it's entertaining and educational, and I keep coming back for more.
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@dearrie ~ Good luck with that!
@dm ~ NO WAY! I am not sure if you were around for the thread about my Velveeta "gift". It explains volumes!!
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@izzy~sorry i forgot. i still have the block i stole from your curb, way back when. i'm gonna use it like a chi-pet and see what grows. i'm thinking something in the color green.
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I have an idea for a thread... Velveeta, WAY or NO WAY? :-)
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OK, no one is making comments on this thread anymore. So it's a perfect time for me to weigh in! Yes, we are all silly, as Don Luis has noticed. But we shouldn't be defensive about it. I can cook pretty well--but when I come home from work, my favorite dinner is the Costco shrimp wonton soup that I see Asian families loading into their carts, because they know it tastes good, too. I am a bundle of paradoxes; I can taste the difference between good and bad food, but does that mean I always want to create it? Much of the time I am a lazy slug.
So Serious Eats appeals to the part of me that wants to cook "grand" and eat out very well, and also to the "slugfest" (that comes out of a frozen box, or a box of noodles) I occasionally yearn for.
I think Don Luis' original post was playful and challenging. It was not devastating and hurtful. So my take on this thread is "Blog ON!!!" Don Luis: keep up your comments. And tell us what YOU do well after a long day of work!
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@dearrie ~ Velveeta isn't real, remember???
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@magannesta~hey leave velveeta outta this. lol.
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call me crazy, but isn't the range of experience levels what is great about a community? if everyone was always at the same level no one would be able to answer anyone's questions. i for one have some more to learn as i'm NOT a food professional, and that's why i'm here. but it doesn't mean i like velveeta -- christ!
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If it says anything, I'm also registered to Chowhound, but I visit Serious Eats everyday and Chowhound only rarely with a very very specific query.
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@Don Luis
I didn't know Puerto Rico is a poor country or that it didn't have anything to do with Puerto Rico.
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Betty's is a good suggestion as is the restaurant widow site.
Our 11th is Saturday but I'm thinking the Refectory which is not so inexpensive.