I am a former professional cook. I work as a food consultant & write a blog called bittersweetcook.blogspot.com. My philosophy on food is that if it looks dead, I should try it. If it turns out to taste bad, I can always politely spit it into a napkin.
Last bite on earth: Good lord, this is a hard question. This is like asking me to choose my favorite Golden Girl. If I absolutely had to choose, I would pick double chocolate cheese cake with nutella ganache and hazelnuts sprinkled on top for good measure.