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Guacamole with Charred Corn, Black Beans, and Scallions

How much corn would you say is a cob's worth? (Because a bag of S&W Supersweet Petite is in our freezer at all times...)

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Hickory Farms Warmest Wishes Gift Box, a Big Letdown

Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along

Dammit, now I'm gonna have that in my head all day.

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Have You Ever Tried to Quit Diet Soda?

Do people get addicted to *sugar* soda the same way some folks are addicted to Diet Coke? I had no idea it got this bad for some people.

I suppose I've seen people mainline full-sugar soda on shows about overeating, but are diet drinks somehow worse for this?

I can't stand artificial sweeteners even in minuscule amounts, so I have no direct experience -- I don't drink a lot of soda either, just full-sugar Coke with certain meals (burgers).

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How Do You Like Your Almonds: Slivered, Sliced, or Whole?

Blue Diamond makes a honey roasted almond that is pretty damn addictive. I am also a huge fan of See's dark chocolate almond clusters. They taste much better than your typical panned dark chocolate coated almonds with the shiny (wax) coating.

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Can you identify this Burmese candy (?)

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Guacamole with Charred Corn, Black Beans, and Scallions

How much corn would you say is a cob's worth? (Because a bag of S&W Supersweet Petite is in our freezer at all times...)

From Serious Eats

Hickory Farms Warmest Wishes Gift Box, a Big Letdown

Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along

Dammit, now I'm gonna have that in my head all day.

From Drinks

Have You Ever Tried to Quit Diet Soda?

Do people get addicted to *sugar* soda the same way some folks are addicted to Diet Coke? I had no idea it got this bad for some people.

I suppose I've seen people mainline full-sugar soda on shows about overeating, but are diet drinks somehow worse for this?

I can't stand artificial sweeteners even in minuscule amounts, so I have no direct experience -- I don't drink a lot of soda either, just full-sugar Coke with certain meals (burgers).

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How Do You Like Your Almonds: Slivered, Sliced, or Whole?

Blue Diamond makes a honey roasted almond that is pretty damn addictive. I am also a huge fan of See's dark chocolate almond clusters. They taste much better than your typical panned dark chocolate coated almonds with the shiny (wax) coating.

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New McNugget Sauces from McDonald's

Just plain honey. None of this sauce bushwa. Note that not all the McD's stock their little plain honey containers -- it seems to be at the discretion of the franchisee.

Burger King used to offer "honey sauce" which was made with corn syrup, bleh. McD's at least has the real deal. Bonus: Dip your fries in it too! Who needs ketchup?

From A Hamburger Today

New to NYC Burger Chains: The Counter, SmashBurger, Go Burger, and Elevation Burger

The Counter in Palo Alto also suffers from similar issues -- I see that they have managed to duplicate their methods 3,000 miles away! (It's the same form factor of beef on the same damn grill...how come half the time it's bloody raw and the other half it's hockey puck?)

Trufax: When The Counter first opened, their fries were oddly familiar. It was because they were using the same distributor who provides fries to McDonald's. They've since changed to a skinnier fry, but actually, I preferred the McDonald's version better...

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In-N-Out vs. Five Guys vs. Shake Shack: The First Bi-Coastal Side-By-Side Taste Test

What I remember most from our trip to Five Guys on our Medium-Crazy East Coast Road Trip was the Simpsonian moment with their fries in their brown paper bag: when the paper turns clear, that's your window to weight gain!

Seriously.

We weren't terribly impressed overall -- not horrified, but not understanding what the fuss is all about either. And now there's a Five Guys in the next town over and another one slated to open on my way home from work.

(I really wish we'd made a special trip to a Shake Shack instead...!)

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A Sandwich a Day: King Koopa at Ike's Place in Stanford, CA

They have a couple of other locations in SF and Redwood City. Unfortunately I have still never managed to go to any of them, let alone this one (at my alma mater so I have no excuse).

From Sweets

A Guide to UK Chocolate Candy

That's as may be, but it's still a frog.

From Recipes

Tiki-Style Beef Teriyaki Skewers

Do you have a recommended brand of shoyu? Whenever I try to make teriyaki sauce the stuff always comes out too damn salty, and I think it's that there are too many kinds of soy sauce and I keep picking the salty ones.

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Spice Hunting: Chewy Drinks with Basil Seed

These have totally always looked like frog eggs to me.

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Dinner Tonight: Parmesan Chicken Tenders

If super-crunchy baked tenders are the object, the Cooks Illustrated method of pretoasting the panko in a skillet with a little olive oil works amazingly well. Same amount of oil (or perhaps less, depending on how heavy your drizzling hand is), but uniformly crisp results.

The CI recipe would have you spray the toasted-crumb-coated tenders with nonstick spray before putting them in the oven, but I never bother with that.

From Slice

Survey: What Pizza Topping Is a Dealbreaker for You?

Onions! If you love them, more power to you, but if you hate them, the little bastards are translucent and they hide under cheese. They lie in wait to ruin your next bite. Yech.

Green peppers are also awful, but at least they are green.

From A Hamburger Today

The Ultimate In-N-Out Secret Menu (and Super Secret Menu!) Survival Guide

Props for an article about In-n-Out that goes beyond "OMG did you know there are animal style fries!"

I always get a Double-Single plain, fries well done. Two cheeses is too much cheese for me and anyway I'd rather blow the calories on fries.

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The Best Fast-Food Fried Chicken Sandwich?

A shamefully non-foodie part of me gets cravings for the fried chicken puck sandwiches at Jack in the Box sometimes. Not the ones made of actual chicken, the ones that are questionable chickenlike meat paste formed into a disc and deep-fried, then stuffed into a bun with a wan piece of lettuce which you remove immediately. (Also, no mayo, add cheese.)

I was introduced to these in college. Recreational drugs were not involved.

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The Best Fried Dumplings in Chinatown, NYC

I adore potstickers but have yet to find a potsticker of record around here, so I think it is only fair that you come to Silicon Valley and repeat the experiment.

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San Francisco: Zuni Cafe Serves a Good Patty, But on an Ill-Suited Bun

Those fries look like my fries of record at Amuse in Ashland. Interest piqued!

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San Diego: Burger Perfection from Nicky Rottens in the Gaslamp Quarter

Have they changed the bun? Last time we were in SD we tried the burger there and it suffered the cardinal burger bun sin: excessive sweetness. We both thought it ruined the burger. Would not return.

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The Food Lab Thanksgiving Special: Ultra-fluffy or Rich and Creamy Mashed Potatoes

Fluffy using ricer! But, aligot on other occasions.

With regular mash, one thing that I think helps (but may be placebo effect) is boiling the potatoes, then leaving them in the pot in chunks for awhile because you're still running around finishing up everything else. The chunks retain heat for a pretty long time, and by the time you get back to the pot the surface moisture has all retreated inside the potato leaving you with nice starchy goodness.

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Thanksgiving Sides: Mashed Potatoes

Around here Thanksgiving is no time to eff around with the traditional recipe. Mine are boiled peeled russets, salt, potato ricer, butter (pre-melted), more salt, half-and-half (heated).

Though I have made the Cook's Country make-ahead mashed potatoes in a casserole dish when asked to bring a side dish to someone's place. They're good, but they contain 8 eggs and aren't any better than the regular kind = totally not worth the added evil.

From Talk

Can you identify this Burmese candy (?)

I thought the fruit depicted might be a calamansi, but not sure.

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The Food Lab's Top 6 Food Myths

Interesting on the pasta thing (guess that's why those silly infomercial pasta cooking canisters work).

I feel like you need keep pasta at a reasonable boil to keep 'em from sticking into a big clump, though. Can you get away with stirring long enough to soften up the outer starch all over and then leaving it alone? I hate staring at pots of pasta water waiting for it to boil again, but I extra hate coming back to a big clump of elbow mac at the bottom of a pot.

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Peanutty Dim Sum in Hong Kong

Those are called black sesame dumplings at our local dim sum joint. They're usually dusted with a little bit of coconut.

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