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Mariah Gardner

Mariah Gardner

When she's not herding pint-sized sailors at the San Francisco Maritime National Park, this lady can be found Lewis and Clark-ing her way through bowling alleys, dark bars and Sunday afternoons. She contributed regularly to ReadyMade Magazine and continues to be a part of The Bold Italic and California Northern Magazine, as well as chronicling her adventures on thelandlubber.com. An affinity for Bloody Marys and their life-preserving qualities help get her out of bed in time to catch for her favorite bar's softball team.

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San Francisco: Bonnie and Clyde at Blackbird

I am a sucker for any romance that ends in a getaway into the bullet-riddled sunset. So naturally, walking into an unfamiliar bar and seeing the option of a Bonnie and Clyde chalked up on the cocktails board means a) I'll order it regardless of what it contains and b) if it's terrible, I'll never return—you don't name just any cocktail after a pistol-packing romance like that. More

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