Minneapolis eating advice
The atmosphere is fantastic at Nye's -- the food? Um, not so much.
112 Eatery is a great place to take someone for dinner; it's easily my favorite place in Minneapolis.
If Al's and Hell's Kitchen are out, go to Key's, I guess, although if you're in town on the weekend and you can wait until 10 for breakfast, Whitey's is a solid choice.

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Location: Minneapolis
About: Decent sort -- a bartender in a neighborhood place.
Favorite foods: Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening. I think Alexander Woolcott said this, but I'm not above theft.
Last bite on earth: Oysters Rockefeller, or just a thick rare steak still cold on the inside.