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At Its Simplest, Houston's Burger Fails to Excel
This will sounds like heresy, and I swear to God I wish I didn't know this much, but Houston's makes a delicious, fantastic veggie burger.
(Keep reading.)
I'm a meat guy, through and through, but in college once I ordered their veggie burger. I don't know what it's in the thing, or what they do to it, or what kind of deal they made with the Devil, but the people at Houston's have truly perfected the art of a meatless meal.
I have since ordered the veggie burger at other Houston's locations, and I continue to be impressed. I've convinced my dad to try the veggie burger, my sister, a friend, etc. and every one of them agrees with me that it's delicious.
If you enjoy the pursuit of empirical knowledge and can talk yourself into a single episode of infidelity in this lifetime of yours, I recommend that you try the veggie burger. It's messy, but it's awesome, even though it's not a hamburger.
Overcooked Burger Send-Back Success at Bacchus in Brooklyn
E. Coli?
You don't say.
Di Fara 'Temporarily Closed Due to a Medical Emergency'
This is bad! This is VERY bad!
I guess I'll have to get completely overrated pizza somewhere else for a while.
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Guys, it's called "bread." Can we not get too excited about it? It would be better with sauce and cheese.