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Video: Alton Brown Makes Oatmeal in a Coffee Pot
This is irritatingly stupid. Oatmeal eaters in motels everywhere? The same oatmeal eaters that can't simply use the coffee pot to heat water, and then make the oatmeal in one of the paper cups provided by the hotel? Give me a break.
The Five-Day Freeze Technique for Make-Ahead Meals
Right, and peppers of all things. Even in a soup or stew the texture of those things is gonna be gross...
Traitor Joe's, a Site by Greenpeace Against Trader Joe's Seafood
I for one am pretty psyched about this.
When a TJ's opened in my neighborhood i was exited to check it out, only to come home all disappointed by the seafood selection. COULD NOT BUY A SINGLE THING from their frozen seafood section. Everything is on the red list or at least the orange list. Even shrimp is from Thailand, which is known for poor harvesting/farming practices -- imported shrimp is on the red list, btw, so the TJ's employee who commented above saying that you don't even carry any of that stuff is way off. Its not like there's no shrimp available more locally than, say... half way around the world.
In any case, i came home and sent them a long email, to which they responded "we'll let our seafood buyer know of your concerns". I'm glad that they're changing their practices.
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Berlin 'Grillwalkers' Sell Sausages Cooked on Wearable Grills
My question is, what happens when this guy has to sneeze? If he turns away, the damn grill filled with brats is turning with him, and it looks sizeable enough that you couldn't just turn your head and avoid sneezing all over the damn thing.
I guess at that point you just turn up the heat and burn the damn germs off those puppies, huh? :)
Video: Alton Brown Makes Oatmeal in a Coffee Pot
This is irritatingly stupid. Oatmeal eaters in motels everywhere? The same oatmeal eaters that can't simply use the coffee pot to heat water, and then make the oatmeal in one of the paper cups provided by the hotel? Give me a break.
The Five-Day Freeze Technique for Make-Ahead Meals
Right, and peppers of all things. Even in a soup or stew the texture of those things is gonna be gross...
Traitor Joe's, a Site by Greenpeace Against Trader Joe's Seafood
I for one am pretty psyched about this.
When a TJ's opened in my neighborhood i was exited to check it out, only to come home all disappointed by the seafood selection. COULD NOT BUY A SINGLE THING from their frozen seafood section. Everything is on the red list or at least the orange list. Even shrimp is from Thailand, which is known for poor harvesting/farming practices -- imported shrimp is on the red list, btw, so the TJ's employee who commented above saying that you don't even carry any of that stuff is way off. Its not like there's no shrimp available more locally than, say... half way around the world.
In any case, i came home and sent them a long email, to which they responded "we'll let our seafood buyer know of your concerns". I'm glad that they're changing their practices.
Reusing Marinade: Ick Factor vs. Why Not?
i really don't understand why people get sooo freaked out by raw meat and poultry in particular. It doesn't matter if it had a dozen raw chickens floating in it, if you boil the hell out of it, its safe. End of story.
Otherwise you'd never be able to use your knives again after cutting some raw chicken breast... the sterilization cycle on the dishwasher is just boiling water/steam. If you can use plates from your dishwasher, you can eat boiled marinade.
Is West Village Joe Jr's About To Be History?
agree with meem --not sure what the fuss is about. sometimes things aren't worth saving JUST because they're old...
What is Chinese Brown Sauce Made Of?
SUCH a good question, and i'm so happy that there are really good answers listed here. In a similar vein, does anyone know what's in the white sauce (usually used in lighter dishes with shrimp and vegetables)???
How to Pour Beer
i never liked the whole foam thing. I know its the "right way" to do it, but i want to enjoy my beer right then and there, not sit around for 5 minutes waiting for it to become drinkable. And although there are people out there that are beer foodies and really into the craft beer scene, i'm not one of them. My pilsner or wheat beer does not need to be swirled, slurped, and swished like a fine wine.
Egg in Toast: What Do You Call It?
Whatever you call it, i really don't get why you'd want to eat it. I like eggs, i like toast, i like fried eggs on toast. But i would prefer to have a taste of egg on each bite of toast, rather than eating toast toast toast, egg egg egg, toast toast toast toast toast.
Can anyone fill me in?
Summer reading and food: Anyone read these two or suggestions?
i LOVE this thread! I have read food-related books almost exclusively for the past year and a half and have run out of books on my "to read" list, so this is great. Here are some that i've enjoyed:
Heat - Bill Buford
My Life in France - Julia Child
The $64 Tomato - William Alexander (very funny account of a man's fight against groundhogs & deer that keep eating the prized fruit of his garden)
Hit by a Farm: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Barn - Catherine Friend (another funny writer, telling how she and her partner picked themselves up out of their urban surroundings and moved to the country to become sheep farmers, and how out of their element two city-slicking lesbians were among their fellow sheep farmers)
Animal, Vegetable, Miracle - Barbara Kingsolver
Kitchen Confidential - Anthony Bourdain
United States of Arugula - Kamp (essentially a history of the big food names in the country)
Enjoy!!!
Served: Night from Hell
Guys? Really? Its an "imposition" to use two cards to pay a bill? Isn't it called "service" for a reason? I believe you go to a restaurant to *get* service, not *give* it.
I'm not saying the server's job is easy and that its not a hassle. But it IS a part of the job.
In Videos: Calexico Carne Asada Cart Brothers on 'The Martha Stewart Show'
totally agree sciencemike! i was there last weekend, and though they had posted a blurb to watch them on Martha, no word of opening dates. WTF?
Cook the Book: Eugenia Bone's 'Well-Preserved'
oooh, pretty much everything at the farmers market, so i'm not stuck eating white tomatoes/frozen everything from Chile in the middle of January. :)
Dinner Tonight: Red Wine Spaghetti with Broccoli
this is probably childish of me, but i can't help thinking that that photo looks like a bowl of worms. :)
Meet & Eat: Sara and Sarah, 35 Saturdays
Hmm. All i know is, go to Brooklyn and suddenly every bar is age appropriate. And awesome. :)
Critic Turned Cook Makes/Doesn't Break Mayo
I have to say the customer is always right, even if he's an idiot.
Not EVERYONE goes to a restaurant to experience the chef's genius. (personally, i do. i think i have things to learn about food pairings, execution, etc). Plenty of people go just for the atmosphere and to have someone else cook for them/dote on them. In that case, they may not care about the chef's vision, they just want a well-done steak with some salad-hold-the-lettuce on the side. So be it. As long as those people don't become a burden on the restaurant (ordering off menu, for example), making simple substitutions/exclusions shouldnt' be a big deal. The restaurant is, after all, making these dishes to order, so leaving something out is that hard.
Although i do like to go out to eat to see what creations various chefs have come up with, i get a little miffed when chefs get all holier than thou and refuse all special requests. Customers are still paying good money for you to make them food -- its not up to the chef to choose his customers.
And in conclusion, if i went to the restaurant in this column, i would ask for the crab sans-kimchi, because a) i don't like spicy things b) kimchi smells awful, and c) as far as i'm concerned, this is an awful pairing, where the kimchi would completely overwhelm the crab. I'm not saying that the kimchi isn't amazing, but what a complete waste of delicate shellfish...
where can i go for a delicious, affordable birthday dinner?
Please go to Paprika if you're deciding between the two. Lived in the EV for 6 years and went there over and over, went to Il Bagatto on a friend's rave review, and everyone in my party found it mediocre and overpriced. Paprika is really good "foodie" food, and the atmosphere feels like the place costs more than it actually does.
Also to consider: Perbacco in the east village. Same thing as Paprika in terms of good food, good price, great atmosphere. And finally, In Vino is a great date spot with terrific italian food (sorry, east village is italian heavy) and is equal parts restaurant and wine bar if you're into wine.
If i had to rank the above recommendations, i would say: In Vino, Paprika, Perbacco (only because they tend to get full) and Il Bagatto a distant 4th.
Good luck!
A Breakfast of Eggy Bread, or Savory French Toast
I'm czech and we ate this growing up a lot. Its a great easy weeknight dinner alone, when you're too tired/busy to even boil pasta. Being czech, though, our variation was eggs+RYE bread (with seeds)+BEER+salt. No milk, thanks. :)
What Does Barack Obama's First 100 Days Mean for Serious Eaters?
Oh geez. I personally like these posts. As for "reporting is supposed to be impartial and in the middle", big news buddy, this is a blog, not CNN. Its going to have opinions, and is entitled to express them.
As for my own reaction to this post, i went to the farmers market last weekend and was sad to see a sign outside a farmer's stall that read "The USDA recently changed the definition of 'grass' to include immature grains, including corn. We only feed our cows real green grass and will continue to do so". It makes me so sad to see how in bed with agribusiness our government is. Changing the definition of grass so that you can market your crap as "grass-fed"? Really?
Great Burger from Waterfront Ale House in New York City
Is this the same as the Waterfront Ale House on Atlantic in Bklyn, and do they make the same burger? Logo looks the same...
New Amsterdam Market May Relocate to Manhattan Bridge Archway in Dumbo
omg, yes! where do i sign?!??? :)
What’s Your Favorite Weird Snack Combo?
pickle bread -- good baguette dunked in the juice of really good german/imported pickles.
Served: The Ballsy Waitress
@minonda, i would like to know what, specifically was mean-spirited or petty about my comment. Furthermore, i would like to point out that volunteer firemen (as many of them are) do not get a regular salary, benefits, or vacation days. I am *much* more grateful for the service they provide than the person who takes my order and brings food to my table. I would argue most people would agree with me on that.
Egg in Toast: What Do You Call It?
A Hole in One!!!! My grandfather used to make these for me when I was a very little girl, visiting him in Lancaster, PA. He was not a golfer. He was first-generation American of Swedish descent, who had grown up in Salt Lake City, Utah.
Video: Alton Brown Makes Oatmeal in a Coffee Pot
This is awesome! Brings me back to my dorm days when my roommates and i used to make Kraft Mac and Cheese in a coffee pot! It really works! How Krafty I was! Hhehee
Served: Why Tipping Makes Everyone Uncomfortable
So I didn't see the last post, and I haven't read all the comments, but it's a topic that depends on the situation, imo. If it was a large group of people, I would ask again, because that does eat up a lot of one waitress's time. I dined at a nice little place with a friend a few months back, and it was my second time there (pretty sure the waiters recognized me). I had tipped well the first time, as it was a great experience, and the second time, my friend and I completely miscalculated the tip. My waiter came back around and asked us if everything was ok. It was a bit awkward, but I'm glad he did ask, because he deserved more than the $3 we had somehow managed to leave.
Video: Alton Brown Makes Oatmeal in a Coffee Pot
Honestly, how hard is it to get a real pot, Alton?
If I'm going to watch how to make a stir fry in a wok made of bamboo leaves, I may as well be writing my manifesto at my wilderness compound.
Berlin 'Grillwalkers' Sell Sausages Cooked on Wearable Grills
I guess they found a way to make it safe, but my first thought was the same thing that mandarin and Adam had.
Video: Alton Brown Makes Oatmeal in a Coffee Pot
I love Alton, but if you're going to use packets of instant oats, then you might as well just heat up water and mix it in separate from the carafe. Cause either you have to take time to wash the carafe or you leave it dirty and piss off the cleaning staff.
Video: Alton Brown Makes Oatmeal in a Coffee Pot
@ardaliz - as an ex flight attendant I have never heard of any F/As washing their pantyhouse in coffee pots so that must be an isolated case. However I have had one too many nights and mornings of eating oatmeal in my hotel room instead of ordering the calorie-laiden, expensive room service, and never once thought of this! I would normally heat the water into the coffee pot then pour it into a mug and add the oatmeal. Alton is pretty clever!! But make sure you wash after use cause it become a crusty mess!
Berlin 'Grillwalkers' Sell Sausages Cooked on Wearable Grills
As tasty as the food may be, IMO, the risks outweigh the benefits of this contraption.
Berlin 'Grillwalkers' Sell Sausages Cooked on Wearable Grills
Can you imagine how trashed your back would be after a day of wearing that thing?
Berlin 'Grillwalkers' Sell Sausages Cooked on Wearable Grills
I have to know...is he wearing the umbrella too? Reminds me of (Sen.) Al Franken's SNL take on the portable video setup network types wore at the presidental conventions years ago....
Video: Alton Brown Makes Oatmeal in a Coffee Pot
@hungrychristel- I bet your bad experiences weren't as bad as this.
lesson learned: don't rig a coffee maker.
Berlin 'Grillwalkers' Sell Sausages Cooked on Wearable Grills
ROFL!! @ comments!! :P
We need these in Montreal!!
Video: Alton Brown Makes Oatmeal in a Coffee Pot
oh AB, you never cease to amaze me.
Genius technique from the one and only. didn't see this one.
However, I don't use coffee machines. Too many bad experiences and I just mind-as-well buy a cup in my thermos.
PS. the pantyhose argument put a smile on my face. I don't wear'em. I prefer to go bare. and I've heard about this too. Everyone knows how bad nylon can reak if you sweat. gross
Berlin 'Grillwalkers' Sell Sausages Cooked on Wearable Grills
Oh, this topic is just begging for double entendre.......
Berlin 'Grillwalkers' Sell Sausages Cooked on Wearable Grills
Now THAT'S a strap-on!
Served: Why Tipping Makes Everyone Uncomfortable
I think the whole idea of tipping is ridiculous: do you tip the toll collector for taking your money? Do you tip the gas man for reading your meter? Do you tip your IT guy for fixing your computer? Of course not. Now, obviously, they don't live on tips. GUESS WHAT: NEITHER SHOULD WAITERS! How insane is it that a customer has to pay basically twice: for the food and for the service? Can you imagine if we had to tip UPS person for delivering the package to your house? Here's another tidbit: are the dishes heavier at T.G.I. Fridays than they are in a fancy steakhouse with $100+ dishes? Where do you come off with a sense of entitlement to a $20 tip just because the food was $100, whereas at Fridays a $20 plate would only get a $4 tip? If restaurant you work at charges that much for food, let them pay you! Enough is enough!
Store-Bought Chicken Stocks, Reviewed: Which Are the Best?
everyone see that "top chef" is using swanson stocks for most of teir challanges???
What’s Your Favorite Weird Snack Combo?
I used to go to the LA Reader office on Friday mornings to collect my mail, then I'd stop in the chain drugstore nearby to pick up a piece of beef jerky, and a package of vanilla creme sandwich cookies, which I'd eat while driving to my day job. Not together, just back-to-back. Can't remember if I ate the jerky or the cookies first, nor why I thought those would make a good breakfast.
Egg in Toast: What Do You Call It?
Some great names here - I love Egyptian Eyes especially! But wow: over 200 comments, and apparently no one else calls them "top hats". (And yes, I always thought my mother invented them, too. :) )
Egg in Toast: What Do You Call It?
My hubby made these for me for me all the time when we were in college - we call them Eggs in a Basket.
Egg in Toast: What Do You Call It?
@Ed Levine - My mom called them "Egyptian eggs" as well. I think me, you and Embackus's friend were the only one. It seems to be the least known name for them.
Egg in Toast: What Do You Call It?
Eggy in a basket, from V for Vendetta.
Egg in Toast: What Do You Call It?
lighthouses still love 'em
Egg in Toast: What Do You Call It?
Everyone knows it's called a "bunny egg". My grandmother invented it.
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My question is, what happens when this guy has to sneeze? If he turns away, the damn grill filled with brats is turning with him, and it looks sizeable enough that you couldn't just turn your head and avoid sneezing all over the damn thing.
I guess at that point you just turn up the heat and burn the damn germs off those puppies, huh? :)