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Awesome Beer To Seek Out: Prairie Artisan Ales from Oklahoma

Would have been nice had someone actually linked to Prairie Ales of Oklahoma in the article, or the references, or the sidebar, or somewhere

Peas Please! 18 Pea Recipes We Love

I absolutely fail to understand how this is not on this list. It is fantastic.

Mapo Chicken

To make your own chili oil for this recipe, toast 1/4 hot dried chili peppers
There's a number here but no unit. 1/4 cup? 1/4 teaspoon (meaning crushed peppers, not whole ones)? 1/4 pound (yikes!)?

This Week in Recipes

I thought @SeriousRecipes was supposed to tweet all of the recipes that appeared on the site. There are 16 recipes or collections in this list, but @SeriousRecipes tweeted just four of them.

Holiday Giveaway: The Amazing Thermapen Thermometer

A loaf of enriched bread, to be sure it had reached 190°.

Kenji on "3 Days to Open"

@StickyPaul: I saw some of your wings on here in Photograzing, so clearly things are going well as far as Serious Eaters go. Either you really got your act together or that show was edited bizarrely. Given the amount of sauce in the street, I'm guessing it's the former, which is better news. (You really told the Time guy to lick the sauce off the street? Tore Kenji's review off the wall?)

It was…a strange hour of television.

Chinese Stir-fried Eggs and Tomatoes

"Stir-Fried Eggs with [Blank]" sounded pretty good, but I substituted some tomatoes for the [blank] and it was delicious!

Thai Sweet Chili Sauce

Yeah, I don't think that three cloves would give you one tablespoon, even if you ground them up like you do for pumpkin pie. I think it should be cloves of garlic too. :-)

Easy One-Pot Miso Soup

Cook's Illustrated, Kenji's old stomping ground, recently found that cooking dried beans with a strip of kombu left them as tender and well-seasoned as if they had been brined overnight. Since I have sodium limitations, using 25¢ worth of kombu in the pot is a lot better than a bunch of salt. (I have found that salt substitute does not work well for brining beans; the potassium ions apparently don't behave like the sodium ions do.)

Kenji: since so many here like miso soup for a pick-me-up when not feeling well, could you adapt this recipe for a single serving (or, at most, for two)? I think it would be Google gold.

Pardon our Dust While We Upgrade

@Walrus: Just curious, but what specific way have they ruined their sites? (i.e., what should SE be avoiding?)

Dinner Tonight: One Pot Kale and Quinoa Pilaf (via Food52)

I may start a talk thread about this later, but I've been thinking about ingredients since yesterday's ramp-ant debate. In this recipe, I'd have no qualms about substituting for the walnut oil, toasted pine nuts, or goat cheese—but would not consider substituting rice or orzo for the quinoa, as it seems so central to the dish.

I might substitute a different green if that's what I had, though, as long as it was nice and sturdy like collard greens or a nice chard.

The Food Lab's Asparagus Week, Day 1: Asparagus and Ramp Soup with Yogurt

Kenji:

I understand that, but after reading the article, I wouldn't have clicked through to the recipe (and if you read an article on SE, you now always have to click through to a separate recipe page) because so much seemed to depend on this vegetable that's not for sale around here.

I get the reasoning for the separate recipe pages, but a few lines about substitutions in the article page would have made me much more interested in clicking through.

(On the plus side: the note about leftovers turning olive drab was very much appreciated. I was thinking of making this for a friend, but those things usually get made a day ahead, so that helped tremendously.)

The Food Lab's Asparagus Week, Day 1: Asparagus and Ramp Soup with Yogurt

And somehow I failed in all that to make my main point:

When I see a recipe that features or relies upon an ingredient I don't know or can't get, I don't think of how to work around it. I just consider the recipe completely out of reach. When recipe after recipe features such an ingredient that's abundant in New York but not elsewhere, it gets old.

The Food Lab's Asparagus Week, Day 1: Asparagus and Ramp Soup with Yogurt

@Jacqueline: "I think the more productive approach is to find and use what's unique and fun to your area instead of waxing dramatic."

From Kenji's article:

I blanch my asparagus in a big pot of boiling water just until it's tender, then I puree it along with a big handful of sauteed ramps. In this case, I happened to have a bunch of ramps that my sister had sent me from her backyard […].

I could have simply blanched the ramps along with the asparagus, but I love the flavor of ramps sauteed in butter, and it adds an extra dimension to the finished soup.

I live in a town of about 15,000 people. We have farmer's markets all summer, farms all around town, and are 30 minutes from the state capital. I'm 45 years old. I have never in my life, to my knowledge, seen ramps for sale or on a menu. Leeks, lots of onions, garlic (though not green garlic around here unless you grow it), but no ramps.

While I'm glad to learn that there are substitutions in the actual recipe, none of the text Kenji wrote either implies that those substitutions are available, or that the soup would be tasty without them. Until I started reading SE, I didn't even know what a ramp was. I would never have looked in the recipe for substitutions because until recently, I didn't know they were a form of allium. For all I knew they were carrots or greens.

I'm joining the criticism because it seems like every featured recipe includes an ingredient that most of us can't get and aren't familiar with, and it's just assumed that we'll know what to substitute or that the recipe might be any good if we can't get this mystery ingredient. The ramp mania assumes knowledge or availability that just isn't so.

The Food Lab Lite: Orange-glazed Carrots with Ramp Barley and Spinach

TIL that Sugar Smacks are made from farro, and that Kenji has some really disgusting nicknames for his favorite foods.

Deep Fried Breakfast Pizza with Sausage, Eggs, Parmesan, and Hollandaise

I was confused about only using 1/4 of the sausage until I realized this makes four pizzas. So, next logical question:

Can we store the par-fried crusts in the fridge or elsewhere and use them over the next few days, or do we have to use them all immediately? Four tasty crusts I can use over four days is a good thing; four crusts I have to use immediately is no favor unless I'm hosting people, which would require me to come out from under my bridge.

Spicy Ginger Chicken Noodle Soup

Soba noodles: rinse or don't rinse?

Jim Lahey's Cauliflower Pie

This recipe is very bold.

Overused food descriptions.

@FatBaztard: In the grocery store the other day, I looked at packaged romaine hearts and said "we have a problem as a country when they feel the need to tell us, on the package, that lettuce is 'vegan.'"

I don't see "cooked to perfection" as often as I see "seasoned to perfection," which is usually code for "more than one teaspoon of salt per serving." And "hand-cut fries" usually means "we put the potatoes in the potato cutter and pressed down on it."

Kale Chips: Healthy Alternative to Potato Chips

I know I'm late to this party, but…isn't there supposed to be a recipe on this page?

15-minute Creamy Tomato Soup (Vegan)

@JustErin: Unless it says "drained," it means juice and all. In this case, it definitely means with the juice. That's an important component of the soup, so make sure you don't use whole tomatoes in puree by accident!

@Kenji: D-oh! I read it twice and still missed it. Sorry about that.

15-minute Creamy Tomato Soup (Vegan)

Kenji: I make your Cook's Illustrated recipe for this at least once a month, so I immediately noticed the main difference: the original was thinned after blending with 2 cups of chicken stock.

That's not gonna work for a vegan recipe, of course, but I was surprised to see no additional liquid, either water or vegetable stock. Isn't the resulting soup kind of thick and pasty?

Vegan: Crispy Potato, Onion, and Mushroom Rösti

In step one, I think the word "cruncy" is missing an "h," but I am amusing myself at the idea of what "crunky potatoes" would be like.

In step four, where it says to flip the two plates "so the rfösti is not cooked-side up," I think you meant "now cooked-side up." Reading literally, leaving it uncooked-side-up would be putting it back into the skillet on the same side you already browned. Either that or I really don't understand the concepts here. :-)

Foodisphere Erupts Over Paula Deen Diabetes Announcement

For all we know, she takes one bite of everything she eats on-screen and lives off steamed broccoli and grilled fish the rest of the time.

Deen said this week that she says "all things in moderation, y'all," but has she ever shown this? I've seen Deen defenders say things to the effect of "she never said this kind of food was all you should eat."

To that, I say, "OK, when did she eat anything else? When did she show anything else?" In 500+ hours of cooking on TV that she's done in the past decade, how much of it was stuff you could eat every day and how much was stuff you should only eat occasionally, "in moderation?"

Actions speak louder than words, and Paula Deen's actions as the only Food Network chef with a built-in deep fryer on her island have said "I eat this every day and I'm just fine, y'all." If she doesn't eat it every day, she'd be disingenuous. If she does and she's known she's not fine, for three full years, and waited to say anything until she could profit from it?

Why should we believe anything she says now?

The Vegan Experience, Day 3: I'll Have That Without [X] Please

I'll be looking forward to the incorporation of all those delicious Asian ingredients—misos, soy sauce, fermented black beans, hoisin sauce—and how you manage without the punch of fish sauce and oyster sauce.

(I have to eat low-sodium, so I'm limited to white miso and low-sodium soy sauce, and even those sparingly, so I'm hoping you'll find delicious things that don't require ½ cup of soy sauce or red miso!)

Kenji on "3 Days to Open"

I was amusing myself with Food Network's latest reality show, where Bobby Flay helps people trying to open a restaurant in 3 days, and lo and behold I see (complete with chyron) the one and only "J. Kenji Lopez-Alt, Managing Editor, Serious Eats." (So you know it was filmed some time ago.)

Kenji had been invited to cover a marketing event for a new chicken finger restaurant that Flay was assisting. This marketing event was, and I am not the one who put these words together in this order, "an over-sexualized sauce fight."

Kenji did his damnedest to keep a straight face and actually ask serious food questions (go Serious Eats) of the restaurant's main driving force, who had absolutely nothing useful to say about the food in any way, shape, or form. This is a quote:

Kenji: "The actual [chicken] finger itself—is there something special to the technique?"
Paul (driving force guy): "Oh, yeah, dude, I mean, it's just like..."
Kenji: "Is it brined?"
Paul: "It's like, is there a special technique to raising kids? I think it's the idea that you've gotta put a lot of love into it, and you gotta really kinda..."
Kenji (laughing) "Well, but what does that mean in real terms, though?"
Paul: "No, so it's like, when you raise a kid you gotta really put like a lot of effort into that kid."
Kenji (stunned): "Do you have any actual restaurant or food experience?"
Paul: "Zero! When things get tough, the tough get tougher, and again, I can learn anything."
Kenji: "You've got confidence." (This is much more charitable than I would be.)

The food columnist from Time then actually wanted to taste the sauces, but all the ones Paul had were squirted into the street. He told Josh Ozersky, when he asked for sauce samples, "Get down on your knees and lick it up!" Out of the street.

Kenji, please tell us you don't spend much of your day on dead-ends like that. I haven't made it to the end of the show yet, but dear merciful heavens that "event" was awful.

Site not loading much of the time

About half the time in the past few days, trying to load the site's main page gives me a green gradient, an ad at the top, and nothing else. Sometimes, after several refreshes, I can get it to load, and sometimes not.

The only error I can find is that one of the 1X1 jpg images used for formatting has a bogus URL, and I can guess that sometimes, depending on what ads and other stuff are on the page, the lack of that image stops the whole page from rendering.

The wrong URL is http://adimages.scrippsnetworks/1x1.jpg (I imagine it's supposed to be http://adimages.scrippsnetworks.com/1x1.jpg as there is no top-level ".scrippsnetwork" domain).

Has anyone else been seeing this?

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