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Where to Drink Bourbon Cocktails in Seattle: 5 Great Drinks

Ooh, you're right! I forgot about Canon.

Where to Drink Bourbon Cocktails in Seattle: 5 Great Drinks

Some of my go-tos are ZigZag, Tavern Law, and Whisky Bar. There are others, but those are the dependables for me. Knee High Stocking Company used to have great drinks, but are now just good drinks. All of them have whisky cocktails, except Whisky Bar which just has Whisky and Beer.

Where to Drink Bourbon Cocktails in Seattle: 5 Great Drinks

Can you visit the rest of Seattle now? It looks like you stayed on the North end, except for one random trip downtown to the rather mediocre Vessel.

Crispy Pork Cracklings

That is a reasonable recipe for a crackling, but that is not a crackling. That is deep-fried pork rinds. You have to render out all of the fat. Easy way to do it is to start by rendering your lard from the rind and once it is dry let it cook in its own grease. Puffs a bit, little translucent, and oh so delicious. Had to look around some to see if I could find any good pictures of them, only one I found was this one: http://www.tonychachere.com/recipesapp/ViewRecipe.asp?RecipeId=198

How to Make Crème Fraîche (in One Easy Step!)

@Kenji: Thanks for the clarification. I had wondered what lemon juice + milk would be called. Then again, it seems there are two types of buttermilk also . . . butter whey (some old recipes from my family call for it by the name of buttermilk, may or may not be cultured) and cultured buttermilk (common/modern).

My question then becomes, is there a difference in the bacteria used for making sour cream, buttermilk, or creme fraiche - or are they all essentially the same (lactobacillus)?

How to Make Crème Fraîche (in One Easy Step!)

And you can quickly make buttermilk with milk + lemon juice! So does this mean I can just do milk + lemon juice + cream = creme fraiche? Somehow I think one of those steps is wrong.

Serious Cookies: Cocoa Snowflakes

Good looking recipe, but what do I do with the second half of the flour mix?

Rap Video for Wine Nerds: 'Wine Country'

So, in wine country, you pour your wine on the ground by the bottle and waste it. I did not see much drinking there. Seems rather pointless.

Bake the Book: The Seasonal Baker

fresh peaches, end of season raspberries, drizzled with a light amount of coconut vinegar, and topped with flaked sea salt. Yum!

DIY vs. Buy: How to Make Blackberry Liqueur

What type of vodka are you using or recommend? So much vodka tastes absolutely horrid, I've never found a decent one for making a liqueur.

DIY Blackberry Liqueur

What type of vodka are you using or recommend? So much vodka tastes absolutely horrid, I've never found a decent one for making a liqueur.

The Food Lab: Homemade Mayo In 2 Minutes Or Less (Video)

Have you tried making sure all your ingredients are room temperature? I find if my eggs are cold, it does not always set.

Soda: Do You Ever Mix Fanta and Coke?

I like a Radler, but that is a bit more adult. Hefeweizen and Grapefruit juice is my favorite, but Sprite will do in a pinch.

Gift Guide: Kitchen Gear For The Cook Who Has Everything

Sorry about the double post.

@Kenji: That is good to hear. I do have to say that the VacMaster VP112 is in that middle zone between too big and just right. The biggest issue is it weighs 40 pounds, but its size is reasonable about 20x13x30. Does mean it gets a permanent place on a counter somewhere though.

The Complete, No-Nonsense, Slightly Neurotic Guide to Making Great Latkes

Straining my potatoes is a perfect multi-purpose activity of my salad spinner. Put in the shredded potato, and give it a spin. If it is too small and slips between the cracks, no problem, put in a paper towel, and SPIN SPIN SPIN! Never easier, never better.

Gift Guide: Kitchen Gear For The Cook Who Has Everything

The one thing on the list I am really disappointed to see is the FoodSaver Vacuum Sealer. They suck, for many reasons, not least of which is the method by which they work. Not to mention they are also junk.

With the price of everything else on the list, you should put a good consumer-ish chamber vacuum sealer on it. Like the Vacmaster VP112 Chamber Vacuum Sealer. Amazing vacuum sealer, simply amazing. And cheaper to operate! Only bad thing about them is that they used to be $400, until the sous vide crowd discovered them and they are now $600+.

Pros of a Chamber Vacuum Sealer:
* Seal liquids!
* Seal tighter!
* Seal longer!
* Compression ripening!
* Compression pickeling!
* Parts-Fixable (as opposed to replace whole unit).

Cons:
* Big.
* Heavy.

Yah, that sums it up.

Gift Guide: Kitchen Gear For The Cook Who Has Everything

The one thing on the list I am really disappointed to see is the FoodSaver Vacuum Sealer. They suck, for many reasons, not least of which is the method by which they work. Not to mention they are also junk.

With the price of everything else on the list, you should put a good consumer-ish chamber vacuum sealer on it. Like the Vacmaster VP112 Chamber Vacuum Sealer. Amazing vacuum sealer, simply amazing. And cheaper to operate! Only bad thing about them is that they used to be $400, until the sous vide crowd discovered them and they are now $600+.

Pros of a Chamber Vacuum Sealer:
* Seal liquids!
* Seal tighter!
* Seal longer!
* Compression ripening!
* Compression pickeling!
* Parts-Fixable (as opposed to replace whole unit).

Cons:
* Big.
* Heavy.

Yah, that sums it up.

Seriously Delicious Holiday Giveaway: The Sriracha Lover's Ultimate Gift Pack

Sriracha is amazing in the brine for my elk jerky. Mmmmmmmm.

A Brief History of Beer in Seattle

@Pegau: I believe it says that on the building . . .

Gift Guide: For the Pickler, Jammer, Canner

If you are going to recommend a scale, recommend a good one:
http://www.amazon.com/My-Weigh-Digital-Weighing-Scale/dp/B001NE0FU2

The KD 8000 My Weigh scale is the best scale I have ever used. It is consistent, it is accurate, its display is easy to see and read, it has a good range of weights, it does as low as just a couple grams. It is absolutely worth getting, and it is cheaper than the OXO.

5 Ways to Organize Your Spice Rack

While this is methods of storing spices, what about methods of organizing/sorting spices? Alphabetically, by cuisine, etc?

I do mine based on flavor profile, but it confuses other people (but if I don't have something makes it easy for me to substitute).

Something on methods of sorting the spices would be great.

Spot of Tea: Republic of Tea Holiday Spiced Plum

I really do not understand the fascination with flavored teas. Tea leaves on their own, nothing added, have such a vast array of flavors, you don't have to try to "spice them up". 99% of the "flavored teas" are absolutely disgusting and have a long list of blah lbha *rant*

Sorry for the rant, but seriously, please at least call these things "herbal tea" or "tisane", maybe even "tisane with tea", but not tea, so not tea. It's like calling something wine, when it has a fermented grape base and then flavor additives. It's not wine, argh. It may have been wine once, but it is no longer.

Sauced: Aioli

I'm sorry, but this recipe is a fail. This is garlic mayonnaise, not aioli. There is a huge world of difference in texture, flavor, and function.

Garlic is an emulsifier on its own. You do not need eggs or anything else. The reason good aioli does not work with a stab mixer is that it also requires slow friction. You need the oil to get warm and thicken with the mayonnaise. This requires something that literally presses the oil and garlic together, between two fricative surfaces, and blend them together. There are machines that can do this and do it well, but most of them are far outside the price range the average consumer can afford.

Roasted garlic isn't as good an emulsifier as raw garlic, but it can be done with a mix of the two. It adds a nice favor to the whole sauce.

Please retitle this garlic mayo and then go make and share a recipe for real aioli. While you are at it, note there are several types of aioli, including ones made with fish oil (yuM!)

The Food Lab: Homemade Mayo In 2 Minutes Or Less (Video)

@JohnCorrea: I believe there is a variable within the ingredients that is not necessarily accounted for with the stick blender method. It may be the lecithin, as I know if I toss in some powdered lecithin it will often thicken up where it hadn't done so initially. Not really sure why, as my hand blender gets it right 90% of the time, then 10% of the time it just doesn't set right no matter what I do, until I toss in a little lecithin or alternatively pour the mix in slowly (don't even need new ingredients) and mix it little bit at a time.

The Food Lab: Homemade Mayo In 2 Minutes Or Less (Video)

@zorazen: I have had that happen. Two possible solutions.
1) Take the liquidy version, put your blender in a new jar, slowly pour the liquid in and watch it emulsify.

2) Use some lecithin, if the first step doesn't work right. I have had times where my eggs lack a little something to make it emulsify - of course the mustard can do that too, but there are mustards out there that are not that good at emulsification due to the processing of them.

TALK! Top Community Recipes notice on front page is useless

The top community recipes dialog is utterly useless. Remove it and use the space for something else, or enable a way to tag non-recipes or useless recipes so they are not shown as top recipes.

Seriously, for the last several months the top listed items have been: Boiled Water Recipe, My Husband is not a Vegetarian, and Risotto.

The only one of those three that is even halfway interesting or useful is the Risotto topic. BWR is cute, funny, but detracts from the site. And MHNV is locked because the thread was obnoxious and flametastic.

Yah, so, fix it or delete it. Thanks.

Thermomix

Okay, I've seen the koolaid, but I have not drank it, and at $1400 I am hesitant to even sip it. Yet, I must ask, has anyone here used a Thermomix and have an opinion about it?

I have watched the videos and came to the conclusion that the tools I already have seem to do everything it does, albeit in more space. And, I have a suspicion that the Thermomix is like the all-in-one printer/scanner/fax/copier of the food world: it does a few things well, a lot of things mediocre, and something will break first that will make you toss the whole thing out.

If you are wondering what I am talking about, here is an old WSJ article on it: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124112844457074685.html

I am open to all opinions, from those who have used it, those who own one, those who have a friend with one, those who have seen it online, and those who have never seen one before but want to shout out their opinion. However, please let me know which category you fit into, so I can evaluate your answer in that light.

And if you are a Thermomix salesman, please either be honest about it or don't be obvious about it, but don't be sneaky and try to pass yourself off as the opinion of "just another user".

Thanks!

Hardware Torch, Yay! Wait, Causes Cancer?

Question:
Is a hardware store propane torch safe to use on food?
What do health inspectors think of kitchens that use them?

Problem:
I have wanted a kitchen torch for years. After innumerable recommendations from pros and hobbyists alike, I put a hardware torch (Berzomatic) on my Christmas list. Surprise, I got one! A nice Berzomatic Propane (not MAPP!) with a brass nozzle.

Surprise! "This product may cause cancer in the State of California." (paraphrase). Also, "This product may cause birth defects."

Uhoh. I have a pregnant wife, who read the back of my new torch, and promptly told me I have to return it and cannot use it because it'll kill or seriously deform the baby, her, me, and anyone else that eats my food.

Theory?
My theory is that I'm not sticking the brass torch (which may contain lead) into the food, in fact it's not even in direct line of the flame, all it does is focus and mix the gas. Plus, the temperature the torch metal gets to isn't high enough to melt it. And anything that burns causes cancer in California, because combustion causes cancer.

So?
What does everything think? Anyone actually address this question?

Thanks!

Serious Vacuum Sealer (chamber, planning ahead)

I have a FoodSaver, it works just fine, but sucks at sucking up liquids. I admit, I am dreaming ahead at this point, but when I plan ahead sometimes I get what I want sooner.

I want a home-style chamber vacuum. Why? I can my own food, I have recipes that involve boiling at room temperature, I cook sous vide, I am tired of playing games to get my FoodSaver to not suck up fluids (e.g. pre-freezing), and why not?

Looking around, I have found one "portable" chamber vacuum. The chamber is 11"x12"x5". Not huge, but it would do the job a lot of the time. A taller unit would be awesome - if I could get quart jars in it ..., but the cost is utterly unrealistic.

Here is the kicker, I want to pay $500 or less. I know that isn't realistic, yet, but it is a start.

So, what realistic chamber vacuum sealer would you get? Or do you already have?

One that I have seen is the Ary VacuMaster VP112 (size stated above). But, are there other options? If you could spend up to $2000, which one would you get? And, has anyone bought or used the VP112 and actually have an opinion of it?

Thanks!

Immersion Blender for Christmas: Which Brand/Model?

My wife has been asking for an immersion blender for years. I have been dragging my feet, because every one I have owned or known someone else to own has died within six months. I have looked at the reviews of dozens of immersion blenders and constantly the reviews rate the product as the best thing since fire, until they have owned it for six months and the plastic gears are shredded. I imagine some of this is due to how people use or abuse their immersion blenders, but I must ask -- What is a good immersion blender that will last for several years? Or at least a good brand name?

I am currently leaning toward a KitchenAid Immersion Blender, but if anyone has a specific model or brand they would recommend instead that would be great. A model that uses real metal gears (or hard plastic), has a removable and cleanable shaft and blade assembly, and possibly has a small variety of attachments (I like the idea of the whisk attachment in addition to the blade attachment), would be ideal.

Thanks! I am hoping to buy this in the next couple days, unless I can find it locally, so all tips welcome.

How do you organize your Spice & Herb drawer/cabinet?

I just bought 48 new spice jars to replace some that were broken and to finally get some of my bagged herbs and spices into jars. When I mentioned this to one of my friends, her incredulous response was, "Wait, how many spices do you have?!?" I then explained that I have over a hundred spices but under two-hundred, but I cannot recall exactly how many (I think it is around 120 last time I counted). After we cleared up the conversation on how I keep them fresh (I rotate my stock by use, date the jars, and keep small amounts on hand), we got into a conversation about organization.

My friend insisted I should organize my spices alphabetically and was in shock with how I organize them. My personal organization scheme is to separate the spices by flavor and aroma profile. General categories are sweet, savory, salty, pungent, hot, and a few more. I organize my spices so I can mix them together like different hues of paint on a palette. I find this to be very useful and gives me more flexibility. Furthermore, I often have a flavor goal in mind and mix my herbs and spices together to reach that goal. And, I admit, I reshuffle a bit during use based on how old spices are (thus flavor changes) and what my mood is. But, I find this method to work really well.

As a result of this conversation, I was curious as to how others organize their spices. So what do you do? How do you keep them organized (or disorganized)? And, for the heck of it, how many spices do you use regularly? And how many spices do you have on hand at any one time?

Homemade Halloween Treat Manifesto

The modern treatment of Halloween treats sickens me. Store bought, bottom shelf, cheap atrocities for candies in response to fear mongering, hate villaging, and stranger danger obsession.

I declare that I have experienced enough of this, I am tired of it, it saddens me, and I want to retake the Halloween I remember from my youth: homemade treats, building community, and connecting with neighbors.

Henceforth, I will strive to make homemade treats for trick-or-treaters and I will encourage others to do the same. Take Halloween back from fear mongering, make it about community again, and introduce kids to the treats of our childhoods!

However, this must be done with an ounce of realism and sanity. Thus, I propose the following steps to ensure optimal treat-acceptance and minimal-waste:

1) Announce to your neighborhood that you will be making homemade treats, announce the day and time you will make them, give out your address and phone number, and encourage people to come over and help or watch.

2) Individually wrap all treats, include a label with the following information: "HOMEMADE TREAT!", treat name, treat recipe, your name/phone/address/email, and "Please contact me if any questions."

3) Don't make too many treats, plan on running out and replacing the sign below with a sign that reads: "Out of homemade treats this year, try again next year!"

4) Put up a sign at your walk that reads: "CAUTION: Homemade Treats At This House! Parental permission required for treat acceptance. Ingredients include: ...{ingredient list}..."

5) Put up a sign on the door that reads: "CAUTION: Homemade Treats; please do not take any if they will be thrown away."

6) When children trick-or-treat, do the normal, but add on "Do you have permission from your parents to take a homemade treat?" If the answer is no, "Sorry, we only have homemade treats this year."

7) Gracefully accept all returned treats or refusals, do not be insulted.

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Who is with me?

Homemade Halloween Treat Manifesto

The modern treatment of Halloween treats sickens me. Store bought, bottom shelf, cheap atrocities for candies in response to fear mongering, hate villaging, and stranger danger obsession. I declare that I have experienced enough of this, I am tired of... More