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Vanilla extract troubles...
what's the proportion of bean to liquid? should be VERY high, like a dozen beans to a few ounces of medium.
Mixed Review: Trader Joe's Beer Bread
Thanks for the details on your beer selection.
Myself, uncertain whether Guinness Stout or Newcastle Brown Ale would yield desired results in a pork & winter squash braise. From your article and resulting comments, am picking up a case of Newcastle tomorrow.
Dinner Tonight: Kimchi Quesadillas
sounds an awful lot like a meatless-Reuben.
then again, some folks cannot wrap their brains around the idea of removing the flesh product from a sandwich (like my fave post-Thanksgiving sandwich: toasted sliced sourdough bread spread thickly with cold mashed potato & cranberry sauce. Sometimes I add stuffing, if there's a drib/drab crying out to be used).
different strokes. if you like it, enjoy your quesadilla; and commentators, enjoy commenting.
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Taste Test: Store-Bought Tofu
First, as noted by others, silken tofu is a different product. I just want to point out that it shouldn't be included because you're comparing apples and oranges.
Second, my understanding is: Firm silken tofu is not meant to be eaten as-is: It's an accommodation to Westerners who prefer silken tofu products, but want to cook firm tofu recipes, like stir fry and mock dairy recipes.
Digression: The traditional form is translated from Japanese momen as "cotton" tofu. Silk tofu is a Japanese invention resulting from efforts to avoid malnutrition following WWII. Silk tofu has more protein, vitamins and fat; plus, it used calcium sulfate as a coagulant which was helpful because the traditional Japanese cuisine does not contain much dairy.
Third, tofu is beans, water and coagulant: How much variation can a reasonable person expect? While most commercial products may be full of chemicals to extend shelf life and "idiot-proof" the texture, the "preservative" in tofu is the package sealing + proper refrigeration.
Sounds, imho, as if you were actually hoping for contamination, incompetence or cheap-o ingredients.
Vanilla extract troubles...
what's the proportion of bean to liquid? should be VERY high, like a dozen beans to a few ounces of medium.
Mixed Review: Trader Joe's Beer Bread
Thanks for the details on your beer selection.
Myself, uncertain whether Guinness Stout or Newcastle Brown Ale would yield desired results in a pork & winter squash braise. From your article and resulting comments, am picking up a case of Newcastle tomorrow.
Dinner Tonight: Kimchi Quesadillas
sounds an awful lot like a meatless-Reuben.
then again, some folks cannot wrap their brains around the idea of removing the flesh product from a sandwich (like my fave post-Thanksgiving sandwich: toasted sliced sourdough bread spread thickly with cold mashed potato & cranberry sauce. Sometimes I add stuffing, if there's a drib/drab crying out to be used).
different strokes. if you like it, enjoy your quesadilla; and commentators, enjoy commenting.
pillsbury biscuit dough
you must be talking about texture, because P's biscuits are so nasty with their stale shortening taste!
The Most Unhealthy Thing You've Ever Made
French toast made from doughnuts, filled with ice cream and gingered mangos and topped with hot caramel sauce. Since I do not foresee making this again (blessedly my beau does not have a sweet tooth), no regrets for this one-time splurge.
What's your favorite cake?
I'm so over the heavy, in extremis cakes of my youth. You know, Death By Chocolate, or stuffed with everything you can get the batter to hold--like Hummingbird Cake.
For the past couple years, I've been making white and yellow cakes, with whipped cream or mousse filling and the splendid perfection of impeccably ripe fruit. light, light, light. Citrus curds are yummy, too, as fillings. I usually flavor the batter to complement the filling.
When only chocolate will do, Sachertorte. I've been making it since college, but apricot isn't very popular amongst my kith & kin, so I use raspberry or cherry. Once, as a special birthday request, I filled & iced the cake with Swiss meringue, then dripped a fudgy ganache down the sides. It was an imitation of Max's Cafe "Niagara Falls Cake". It was gone very quickly and well appreciated.
Currently, I'm trying to perfect crumb cake versions: vanilla ("plain"), spice and with fruit. First, mini muffins, then muffin tops.
If you're going to sell by the slice, I would buy pieces of fruit-filled quick breads like pumpkin, persimmon, apple-walnut.
I strongly suggest you develop a killer buttercream. A good cake becomes a repeat, must-have with a well balanced, rich but not overwhelming, frosting. And, of course, you can doctor the flavoring extracts to suit the final product.
My reason for this suggestion is that while I don't make buttecream except as a special request for a special occasion,--because I feel bad about its unhealthfulness--it doesn't stop me from buying a high-end cuppie for myself!
Good luck! a homey bakery is a great idea.
If You Smelled Like Any Food...
I don't like musk and never! cloying floral, so that leaves food products for perfume.
When I wear scent during warm weather, it's Happy by Clinique--a big hit of orange with several floral layers, not too sweet. I don't wear it at work because I read that citrus scents make women more aggressive (no need to rile up the boss & co-workers, yikes!)
For colder weather, I'd like something with ginger & vanilla: I want to smell like Christmas cookies, lol. But, spicy perfumes usually have more musk than I can stand. So, I'm still looking.
Maybe I'll just dab on some Old Overholt; I could do worse. But behind the knees, not the ears: Someone might think I'm a lush.
Speaking of booze, I had a female housemate who wore the classic man's scent, Bay Rhum. (As the name suggests, bay laurel and rum aromas.) Then again, she was a 250# bull dyke, so . . . .
deep fried foods
Not a fan of breaded veg but for lightly dredged in seasoned flour or tempura-style batter, I like:
firm fleshy veg, like kabocha, sweet tater.
Also good are mushrooms and zucchini fingers but only if they're hot from the fryer!
LOVE OKRA! keep em crisp, not slimy and I'm all over them!
A comfort food indulgence for me is mixed shredded veg bound with egg and flour (like latkes, but with carrot, cabbage, brocc, whatever; always some kind of onion and often shredded garlic). If there's no serrano or pasilla in the veg, I like to eat them with siracha/mirin dipping sauce.
A special treat that my mother made just for me and her was tempura'd shiso flower spikes. ummm, earthy, slightly spicy, and crispy! about a million times better than fried sage leaves, which are still pretty tasty.
And, I do like chips, though I haven't eaten any in years. I have fond memories of Terra Chips, mixed bags. taro, mmmm
foodie related halloween costumes ideas anyone?
favorite homemade costume EVER: I saw a little boy with a mattress pad folded over him, with a red oval on his white knit cap. Of course, he was a Stoned Wheat Thin. Hilarious! Simple & perfectly executed!
PS. Scout as a ham was great too, but wasn't that for a school presentation on health?
Seriously Asian: The Function of Cornstarch
the cornstarch treatment of proteins is called "velveting", it does not require oil. It is often performed in hot water or stock.
and thanks engmcmuffin for the very clear info re: "marinating".
But, in my personal experience, the sides of a conventional wok are not for cooking. The shape concentrates the heat in the small area in the bottom. When cooking different ingredients together, add the longest cooking, when it's time to add the next item, push the first stuff up the sides and put the next ingredient into the "hot spot" to come to cooking temperature, then toss with prior item; push all up the sides and repeat. A new item wouldn't "hit the un-oiled sides": 1) it's kind of dangerous to toss or dump food into hot oil, and 2) there's already stuff on the cooler sides.
That's the second reason why non-stick woks are an absurd item marketed to people who shouldn't be using a wok. The most important reason is that non-stick coating gives off toxic fumes when heated to the temperatures that stir-frying requires--yes, a wok has many functions, but 99 & 44/100% of people who would buy a non-stick wok would want them for stir-frying, at least part of the time.
Sunday Brunch: Crumb Cake
NY style crumb cake is 2 - 3 parts crumbs to 1 part cake, so if you're freaking about the butter, halve the crumb recipe for regular crumb cake.
Or better yet, use only half; freeze the rest airtight and have uber-fast crumb cake next time.
Also, regarding flat topping: I'm surprised that "domestic goddess" Martha apparently doesn't know the secrets to great crumb topping:
1. using fingertips, push clumps of topping together to form large crumbs (large peas to kidney bean sized).
2. make the crumbs BEFORE the batter and refrigerate or freeze until ready to place evenly on the batter.
3. You need to place the larger crumbs so the entire top is covered and you don't break the clumps you invested your time in making.
The chilled clumps retain their shape during baking so the cake is be-yoo-tiful and the big crumbs provide a great texture treat.
If I'm serving this for a plate & fork situation, I like to incorporate a thin layer of perfectly ripe sliced summer fruit in the batter. (In the cake, not between the cake & crumbs: that makes the sugar dissolve and the cake soggy.) Can make the cake too tender to eat out of hand.
Hope this is helpful to someone.
Harry Potter and the Legend of the ICE Cooking Class
Apparently, the course designers base their work on the movies & merchandising: Anyone who's read the books would NOT eat anything Hagrid cooked/baked. LOL
BTW, my kids are not culinary wunderkind, but they have made stew and scones, et c for themselves (with knife work & stove/oven carefully supervised) since they were in single digits. My younger boy (12 yrs old) is a fussy eater & cooks for himself when he doesn't like what the rest of the family is served. (He has to pony up for his groceries & parents have veto power over menu selection.) Saves a lot of tension at the table.
In Season: Cucumbers
Oh lemonfair! thanks for the blast from the past. I saw a very similar recipe on "The Victory Garden" when I was about 10, but my mom was not "into" dairy products so I never had it.
All these ideas are great! I'm nihon-jin and have no issues about eating salted cukes & leftover rice FOR DAYS! Also a big fan of cuke raita on any grilled protein and all curried items.
Biscuit recipe. So good.
about height:
sorry to be a negative Nellie, but maybe your powder wasn't as fresh as it could have been.
also, double-acting powder may help if you don't have the lightest touch rolling out your dough.
third, how do you cut your biscuits? if you twist, the layers pinch together and they can't rise. Ditto if your cutter is dull.
Hope this helps. biscuits are truly serious eats. enjoy!
Summer BBQ - How to deal with something tactfully
Don't let "hostess"'s lack of consideration get to you. As others have mentioned, maybe she's self-involved, or incompetent & the party is overwhelming her.
In any case, promptly (within 24 hours) reply that "her suggestion was interesting" (or whatever wording makes it clear that you don't take orders from her, yet isn't confrontational). And, you're sure you can figure out something to fill out the dessert table by the weekend.
Then, make or purchase something nice. Please don't denigrate yourself with the temptation to be stingy or uncooperative. There's gonna be others at the BBQ who are probably lovely people who maybe are completely unaware of the hostess' clumsiness. Enjoy them, and yourself. GL
Ed Levine's Serious Diet, Week 69: Eating With Devils and Angels
Get a pocket watch to keep Mrs. Child's picture. With your kind of healthful self-awareness, you'll soon want people to see your waistline when they glimpse your cool fob & chain. GJ
Favorite frozen entrees?
Bertolli's Dinner for Two: Cook 3/4 - 1 lb pasta, toss in a bag of high quality frozen veg (Safeway Select Tuscan Blend is good) before draining; toss into pan with a mostly cooked Bertolli's. Finish cooking, add a crusty bread, and "Dinner for Two" now generously feeds 4 or 5. The frozen sauce is pretty abundant (enough to flavor all the additions; but if you like your pasta swimming in sauce, I'm sure you could find a matching or similar bottled Bertolli sauce to add). All the sauces I've tasted have been very well flavored.
btw, in my experience, the chicken is dry & tough, so I only go for the shrimp, sausage or vegetable versions, which have been excellent.
Does this sort of thermometer exist?
Before they went bust, Sharper Image had a model that would page you (the idea was you didn't have to stay in the same room to hear the beep).
PS. ATK tested the Polder mentioned above: Thumbs down because it needed a line from the probe to the beeper outside the oven or grill and the beep was too quiet.
What does a young foodie/recent grad need in his kitchen?
You left out a huge piece of info: What's YOUR budget?
If he's perpetually broke, then he'll be cooking with economical ingredients.
If you're also broke, I echo the suggestion for a slow cooker. A lot safer, easier & cheaper than simmering or braising for hours on the stove or in the oven. But can a hungry guy stand the aroma of cooking food, knowing it is inedible for the next 2-6 hours? Also, most slow cookers can only do slow simmer or fast simmer.
Therefore, if you've got the $$, I suggest you spring for a good-quality, modern pressure cooker. Flavorful & healthful stew from cheapo meat & veg in 1/2 hour. Rice or beans in 15 minutes. A good pressure cooker pan is high quality, so it also serves as a heavy saucepan or even a dutch oven for deep frying.
Both a slow cooker and a pressure cooker come with simple recipes that a beginner can use and an experienced cook can expand & improvise with.
PS. Knives & cookbooks are pretty personal as far as picking the ONE that will work for a person. Unless you're soulmates with this guy or you can check his registery, don't do it.
You sound like a good pal. GL
Healthy & Delicious: Sweet and Spicy Tofu
Hi - I have tempered glass plates--no 'feet' or rim--, so when I press things, I just put the stuff between two of the dinner plates, place upside down in the sink with a bag of rice or beans on top for weight.
There's no ridge to interfere with the pressing or to puddle the liquid, which flows off by itself.
Of course, if I want to collect the liquid (like whey from farmer's cheese), I place the set up in a clean roasting pan.
If you prefer other tableware for eating, it's still worthwhile to pick up open stock; they're only a couple$ each.
Hope this is helpful.
PS to hoff_83: did u skip a step? I mean: 1/2" pressed cubes, browned, strong gravy, ~50% aromatic veg. It's pretty close to impossible to taste "bland" tofu through all that's going on. Then again, I did meet someone who thought being able to taste tofu at all was evidence of a faulty recipe.
In Videos: Trongs, the Latest in Finger Food
I think the "R" is pretty self-evident: when in use, your fingertips look like prongs (visualize a prong-set diamond solitaire). I'm dubious about the "tongs" part, though. Personally, I would advocate "frongs" = finger prongs.
Anyway, I'm sitting on the trongs fence: I wouldn't mock someone using them, but I wouldn't buy a set for myself.
In an ideal world, every eating establishment would bring hot towels to wipe one's hands before eating. (imho, it's the 2nd best thing about high end sushi bars.) I agree with phil_jones: Eating with one's hands enhances the experience. And, most U.S. eateries have someplace to wash up after eating.
Q: Do they protect against heat? THAT would be a great advantage.
Should Restaurants Charge No-Show Fees?
Well, the idea is understandable and I sympathize, especially with the small business owner. But one wonders how "Joe Restaurant Owner" would implement the policy, if his/her place is not hot-hot-hot. If reservation is made on-line it's easy to get a credit card #, but how many people would give the number over the phone? and where is it kept? in the reservation book? How late is "no-show"? Farallon takes reservations in 15 minutes increments; if my party is 15 minutes late should I expect "seating if available" AND be charged a "no-show" fee? Especially at a less chi-chi place, I can see people coming in to complain about charges; that may be too high a price for a small biz owner.
Long Flights - BYOF?
why don't laws against price gouging count in an airport, esp. since "9/11" regs make every carry-on thing subject to scanning and fingering by any number of TSAs. Anyways... I make a huge green salad with lots of veg & some protein garnish. I usually freeze something like grapes to keep grilled chicken chilled. I feel marinated and thoroughly cooked is safer to sit at room temp than just cooked meat. Make the toppings juicy & flavorful, so I don't need dressing. Pack garnishes in zipper bags so TSA fingering is minimal. I bring fork saved from Delta flight, so I know it's TSA-OK. Air travel in particular is so hard on the body & mental state, so I try to be good to my gi.
Sprinkles, Shots or Jimmies?
I'm was raised in L.A.
"Jimmies" are tubular and firm, but not hard. They're most commonly chocolatey and brown, but are also available in other flavors and corresponding colors.
"Sprinkles" are hard, spherical sugar pellets; each pellet is a solid color, but generally sprinkles are sold in multicolor packages. You'd have to go to a specialty store to get single color packages. They don't have "flavors". I've heard East Coasters call them, "hundreds and thousands".
I've since moved to NoCal and it's mostly the same here, except for all the ECers who migrated.
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First, as noted by others, silken tofu is a different product. I just want to point out that it shouldn't be included because you're comparing apples and oranges.
Second, my understanding is: Firm silken tofu is not meant to be eaten as-is: It's an accommodation to Westerners who prefer silken tofu products, but want to cook firm tofu recipes, like stir fry and mock dairy recipes.
Digression: The traditional form is translated from Japanese momen as "cotton" tofu. Silk tofu is a Japanese invention resulting from efforts to avoid malnutrition following WWII. Silk tofu has more protein, vitamins and fat; plus, it used calcium sulfate as a coagulant which was helpful because the traditional Japanese cuisine does not contain much dairy.
Third, tofu is beans, water and coagulant: How much variation can a reasonable person expect? While most commercial products may be full of chemicals to extend shelf life and "idiot-proof" the texture, the "preservative" in tofu is the package sealing + proper refrigeration.
Sounds, imho, as if you were actually hoping for contamination, incompetence or cheap-o ingredients.