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Buy a Home, Get Pork and Beans
I saw a similar promotion at a local book store here in Denver. Basically it boiled down to "Buy $10 in books and receive FREE GAS!" with an arrow pointing to a giant can of pork and beans. I think, and maybe I'm giving Clayton Homes too much credit, they were trying to get at a similar idea but missed part of the joke.
Video: How to Eat a Chicken Wing
This is exactly the way I've always eaten wings. De-boning a chicken wing is no less ridiculous than cutting your steak into bite-sized pieces to make it easier to eat. It peeves me to no end when out eating wings, to see my friends be so wasteful with their finicky ways of eating things, and I am not shy about calling them out on it. If the wings are cooked perfectly, the bones come apart and out very easily. And if you're concerned with clean hands, should you really be eating wings in the first place?
How Do You Eat with a Beard?
So, if I could be so bold as to boil down this post some more..
"I decided to be lazy and stop shaving, but now making a mess on my beard while eating is getting in the way of my laziness because now I have to actually practice manners that I apparently never realized I didn't have before. Please Serious Eaters, what's the most lazy way to keep my lazy beard lazily clean while eating?"
Two solutions. 1) Shave the beard. I don't think you're quite grown up enough for what puberty has afforded you. 2) Or actually be lazy and just play the stains where they lie. No such think as half-ass lazy.
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Michael Voltagio deserved the win. It was a cooking competition, not Miss America.
With that said, I found this article very distracting to read. Not only did Jillian not check her facts (her menu run-down had the Voltagio brothers' desserts switched), but her attempts at groan-worthy Toby Young-isms would have been better left to...well, Toby Young. Also, what's up with the blatant spoiler? "And the winner is..." and then a huge picture of the winner? I think that's a bigger tragedy than the reality show convention of calling out the loser before the winner.