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The main reason I eat pizza is because it goes well with my tasty, tasty, pepperoni.

That top right photo, with the very obvious eyeball? Um...creepy! The pig is all, "HOLY CRAP WHAT'S GOING ON?"

This is not old news. Do you all really think that Julia Child would talk about a Top Secret, classified intelligence job for years, like it was nothing? The first thing they tell you to NOT do when you are given a Top Secret clearance is not to talk about the classified work you do! And if you had read the first line of the linked article you would have seen this:

"When Julia McWilliams left Newport News, Va., by troop train to travel to California before her assignment in Southeast Asia, she was instructed to tell people she was a file clerk. She had been sworn to secrecy and forbidden to keep a diary. It was February 1944."

Farther down on the page was this:

"Though Julia would later say, modestly, "I was just a file clerk," she had a high security clearance for her work, which included all classified papers for the invasion of the Malaysian peninsula. She tracked sensitive documents, dispatches, and espionage/sabotage under the South East Asia Command, then headed by Mountbatten. A colleague in Air Force Intelligence, Byron Martin, stated that Julia "was privy to every top secret ... which required a person of unquestioned loyalty, of rock-solid integrity, of unblemished lifestyle, of keen intelligence.""