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Burgers with dill pickles and onions go so well
Living without them would surely be hell
I love them medium rare the best
Come and join me and eat one as my guest.

La Frieda's Black Label
Displayed on the table
Grilled to perfection
Personal satisfaction
Better than horse from a stable

There once was a place called “Fred’s”.
Known for the “World’s best burgers” it’s said.
With lots of hot gooey cheddar cheese.
And raw onions that will make you sneeze.
Oh so yummy but afterwards you will want to go to bed.

There once was a chef named Pete.
His specialty: hamburger meat.
He patted and pounded,
Shaped it and rounded,
Until he expired from the feat.

I made a burger so delicious
That it actually made people vicious
It's a burger so rare
You just wouldn't dare
to serve it on any old dishes

Who makes the world's juiciest, tastiest hamburgers? La Freida's Black Label brand :) Bring on the super bowl and bring on La Freida's Black Label hamburgers grilled to perfection with all the great condements of choice with lots of snacks,salads and other goodies to go along with this main course.

Hamburger, hamburger where are thee.
You are on the grill just waiting for me.
Sizzling and cooking while I patiently wait.
I place you upon a bun that on my plate.
You look devine with condements galore.
I take a bite and of course want one more.
Hamburger, Hamburger I cannot do without
I'm sure we'll meet again sometime, that I have no doubt.

There once was a burger, so nice.
But I thought that it needed some spice.
So I added Jalapeno,
You ask, was I sane? NO!
But "HOT' is my favorite vice!

There once was a burger so delectable
It was difficult to eat being respectable,
With juice running down my chin,
And sauces being sucked in,
The deliciousness was quite believable!

Sweet

Great burgers are always a godsend,
The possiblities to create one will never end.
Take your favorite ground meat,
add in all you love to eat...
You'll end end up with a burger
You'll indulge in and happily fend for... Ummm

The steer wore a ten gallon hat,
It's arse had an absence of fat.
It claimed to be Texan,
but it's accent was vexin',
we transported the beast for processin',
Yadda, yadda, yadda,...
Cheeseburger !!!!