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I RARELY take the time to comment on stuff like this, and I've certainly never made a negative comment before.

But seeing "Windy City Pizza" on this list gave me such a sickly visceral reaction, I just couldn't close the page without saying that this may literally be THE worst pizza we've had.

Yes, as a born and bred New Yorker from the Bronx, I may be a pizza snob. But... my wife's from the UK and my kids are Floridians, and ALL of them took one bite of the coldest pizza we've ever had, and then spit it out.

Rest assured, when two teenaged boys tell you something is awful, it really and truly is awful. Stay away from this place if you have ever had any kind of decent pizza in your life.

Better to eat something frozen out of the supermarket, or even Dominoes.

O.K., now I feel much better.

Carry on.