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I thought ratatouille was actually relatively well done in terms of getting the kitchen right (at least a large european-style brigade).

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Have you calculated the costs of 'home-made'?

@producestories:

I agree that homemade broth is infinitely better than canned broth - I haven't found a single one that has the body of a good homemade chicken or veal stock (what do they do, suck all the gelatin out of the stock after its made?), but it's nutritional value doesn't have anything to do with pasteurization. Presumably, when you make stock at home, you're at least bringing the water up to just below a simmer, if not hotter. Pasteurization temperatures take place far below this temperature (around 165 degrees), so pasteurization should have no effect heat-wise on a stock, whether homemade or not. That's not to say that your homemade stock isn't better and more nutritious for other reasons...

But yes, cooking at home is an order of magnitude cheaper than eating out, especially if you're good with leftovers or breaking dishes into components that can be kept and used over the course of several meals over a period of weeks or months (tons of great sauces and stuff that you can make in bulk and use as needed to create cheap, tasty meals very rapidly).

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I thought the most interesting part of the video was seeing how slow-paced Australian tv magazine shows are compared to those in the US. In the US, the images would have popped up twice as fast and the whole video would have been cut down to under a minute. You can actually hear every word this woman is saying!

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Michael Schlow Cooks the Schlow Burger on 'Nightline'

I think the video is misleading - what he meant was that he cooks it a total of 90 seconds on each side (45 seconds, rotate, another 45 seconds). When I was in there documenting it last month, he cooked it even slightly less than that on the grill - about 30 seconds per rotation (2 minutes total). The grill was hot enough that the burger got a really good char in that short amount of time. It then finishes in the oven slowly.

Guess I'm not saying that a grill makes dry burgers, just that it makes dry-er burgers than a griddle. Personally, I choose moistness and fattiness over charred flavor. Salty crusty brown bits are good enough for me.

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Keanu Reeves to Star in Chef Movie

@chefhorn

I thought ratatouille was actually relatively well done in terms of getting the kitchen right (at least a large european-style brigade).

From Talk

Have you calculated the costs of 'home-made'?

@producestories:

I agree that homemade broth is infinitely better than canned broth - I haven't found a single one that has the body of a good homemade chicken or veal stock (what do they do, suck all the gelatin out of the stock after its made?), but it's nutritional value doesn't have anything to do with pasteurization. Presumably, when you make stock at home, you're at least bringing the water up to just below a simmer, if not hotter. Pasteurization temperatures take place far below this temperature (around 165 degrees), so pasteurization should have no effect heat-wise on a stock, whether homemade or not. That's not to say that your homemade stock isn't better and more nutritious for other reasons...

But yes, cooking at home is an order of magnitude cheaper than eating out, especially if you're good with leftovers or breaking dishes into components that can be kept and used over the course of several meals over a period of weeks or months (tons of great sauces and stuff that you can make in bulk and use as needed to create cheap, tasty meals very rapidly).

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In Videos: Megadeath Burger: World's Hottest Hamburger in Australia

I thought the most interesting part of the video was seeing how slow-paced Australian tv magazine shows are compared to those in the US. In the US, the images would have popped up twice as fast and the whole video would have been cut down to under a minute. You can actually hear every word this woman is saying!

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Michael Schlow Cooks the Schlow Burger on 'Nightline'

I think the video is misleading - what he meant was that he cooks it a total of 90 seconds on each side (45 seconds, rotate, another 45 seconds). When I was in there documenting it last month, he cooked it even slightly less than that on the grill - about 30 seconds per rotation (2 minutes total). The grill was hot enough that the burger got a really good char in that short amount of time. It then finishes in the oven slowly.

Guess I'm not saying that a grill makes dry burgers, just that it makes dry-er burgers than a griddle. Personally, I choose moistness and fattiness over charred flavor. Salty crusty brown bits are good enough for me.

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Michael Schlow Cooks the Schlow Burger on 'Nightline'

I think it's the best thing you can do - get a ripping hot grill to give it a nice char on the exterior, then finish it slowly in the oven. It leaves the interior perfectly medium-rare from edge to edge, but also gives you a nice crust without drying it out at all - best of both worlds.

When I went there to do the "Schlow Now Ground Cow" story, it was one of the few great grilled burger experiences I've had, and I attribute a lot of it to the fact that I always find 100% grilled burgers to be too dry and crusty for me (you see, I'm a "cook a burger in its own fat on the griddle" kind of guy).

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'Top Chef' Season 5, Episode 1

"You know, I really think Carla and Patrick's cooking school (CIA?) has got to be cringing. They were classmates and they were the first 2 to go."

I've worked with a lot of CIA grads, and all I can say is: give me someone who's learned how to cook in a real kitchen over a culinary school grad any day. Especially these days. The majority (with rare exception) are a bunch of self-entitled lazy f**ks who think that just because they've gone to the CIA, they've earned some kind of respect in the kitchen.

You earn respect by doing the job, not holding a degree!

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Ed Levine on West Branch's Burger

That photo just prompted me to add West Branch to my "definitely do not go" list. The burger in the photo, that is. It's a great photo of an awful looking burger.

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At Olives, the Burger Is Just an Afterthought

meh. Never been a fan of Todd English. Anyone who hawks his own line of pans while wearing black chef's whites with ninja stylings on QVC has no business making my burger, or any of my food, for that matter...

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Why don't professional chefs use a garlic press?

I was a professional chef for a long time, and my experience varied from restaurant to restaurant, but I never once saw a garlic press. In the lower-end places, we tended to chop garlic in a robocoupe to whatever consistency it was needed for the recipe. At high end restaurants, we either did a microbrunoise (super super tiny cubes) for dishes where we wanted the flavor of garlic, but not the pronounced sharpness (which is created when the cells rupture and a chemical called allicin is formed), and in dishes where we didn't mind the heat, we used a microplane - much much faster for large amounts of uniform garlic than a press is, which asides from only doing one task, also has to be annoyingly cleaned after every few cloves. And it's messy.

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Pumpkin Chawanmushi (Japanese steamed egg custard with pumpkin)

Wow - looks great! I love chawanmushi. I just picked some ginkgo nuts off the street last week, which are definitely making it into chawanmushi mext week...

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Candy Corn: Pro Stance

"I love that it's low in calories, and that it's based—at least ideologically—on corn. "

Not just idealogically - Candy corn is almost all corn syrup!

(and it's gross)

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'The New York Times' Doesn't Know What the Flying Spaghetti Monster Is

Ahh - even more woeful in the article is this:

Rather than scenting mozzarella cheese with rose petals, they’re sticking metal forks into hot dogs and cooking them by electrocution.

Not a new idea at all! Does she not remember the Mr. Wizard's World episode in which Don "Mr. Wizard" Herbert cooks a hot dog by plugging it into a lamp? That's Volume 2, episode 5 in case you want to see it for yourself.

From Talk

Pizza Crust?

My weirdo fiancé eats the crust before she eats the rest of the slice, making the whole thing rather sloppy and difficult. It's her theory that the center of everything is the best part - the liquid center of Freshenup gum, the cheesy bit of the Combo, the non-edge part of a hamburger - so she saves the tip for the end. That's if she can stop me from eating it before she gets there.

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Qué tal Las Hamburguesas? Fast Food Burger Match, Colombia vs. USA

@KingBoo
It's definitely my favorite of the big three (McDonald's, BK, and Wendy's), but that's about all we have in the Boston area, so I can't really compare it to any of the big chains that people get in other cities. Of course, none of them compare to real handmade non-mass-produced burgers...

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Qué tal Las Hamburguesas? Fast Food Burger Match, Colombia vs. USA

@snowmoonelk

To be fair, this was a very unusual McDonald's burger - one of the best looking I've ever seen. Most of the time, they're squashed and greasy. Although, as for the bun and the pickle, I'm pretty sure that it's exactly the same everywhere in the world, so if you don't like that sweet bun or strange pickles, you're just out of luck with McD's...

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Qué tal Las Hamburguesas? Fast Food Burger Match, Colombia vs. USA

@Susquehanna

Who doesn't like hamburgers?

Baranquilla is a nice city, though I didn't get to spend much time in it. Cartagena is awesome. If you go to a coastal city, I'd definitely go there, and make sure that you get out to the islands. It's rare that you can find a Caribbean island with almost no tourists on it. We had our own stretch of sand with no other people in sight for hours (except the kids walking around trying to sell you oysters - I didn't trust them. The oysters, not the kids).

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Qué tal Las Hamburguesas? Fast Food Burger Match, Colombia vs. USA

@surgebgk

Yes - I should have mentioned that. McDonald's and BK have only been in Colombia for a few years, and from what I've heard, Burger King has gone out of business, and McDonald's is still struggling to catch on.

Though I think it's not simply a matter of food quality - it's a matter of American style fast-food service being relatively foreign there. McDonald's is only really popular here because it's extraordinarily quick, and has things like drive-throughs. If speed and convenience are not your only considerations, as they are not in Colombia, then you've no incentive to choose McDonald's over a higher quality, "real" restaurant. When people go out for lunch, they plan to take the time away from their desk to go out, sit down, enjoy their meal, then come back - McDonald's just doesn't fit into this lifestyle.

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In Videos: How the Shake Shack Makes Its Burgers

Paint scraper! Genius!

Also a big fan of burger smashing (but of course, as ESNY1077 says, only at the very beginning, lest you lose juices).

From Talk

Most embarassing food moment?

@fastfoodcritic

And Chinese people certainly don't REALLY use chopsticks to eat Japanese sushi!

Sushi's finger food anyway - not using chopsticks is 100% acceptable.

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Most embarassing food moment?

My second restaurant job. I was on pasta and the pasta machine clogged. I thought I was being all quick-acting and on top of the situation when I ran to the bathroom to grab the plunger to unclog it... the same plunger that gets used in the toilet. Only after I unclogged the machine and saw the other cooks staring at me did I realize what I had done. Whoops.

Needless to say, the machine had to be emptied and sterilized, and nobody was too happy with me about not having a working, human waste-free pasta machine for service.

From Talk

Pizza With a Knife & Fork?

No fork and knife! If you need a fork and knife to eat a pizza, it means the pizza was made wrong. The whole point of a pizza is that it's designed to be eaten in your hands while walking around - street food.

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Katie Lee Joel Defends Her Burger Bash Victory

I'm with the critics on this one. The burger patty doesn't make it a burger. If a Salisbury steak's not a hamburger, then a patty melts not a hamburger either. Though it does look delicious.

My question is, in her recipe, she tells you to put six slices of bread buttered side down in a skillet - who the hell has a skillet that can fit six slices of bread?!?

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Flap-Meat Burger at Irving Mill in New York City

Whoah - gotta try it. Flap meat is what I ended up with in the Drive-In Burger story from Cook's Illustrated, though the addition of beef cheek is something I never tried - sounds good!

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The Pat La Frieda Black Label

That picture above looks like burning flare-ups to me. I find it very difficult to do a great flame-grilled burger with a high fat content. Fat drips, catches on fire, leaving those acrid sooty deposits on the patty. Even good places like Burger Joint that do flame-grilled, high-fat burgers often have that problem.

I wonder how Burger King avoids it... :)

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The Blumenburger — The Most Labor-Intensive Hamburger Ever

@Kenji -- Have you had a Rosenfeld's bagel? Certainly best in Boston, and I'd put it up against any "New York" variety.

For the way a split-top bun is meant to be eaten, get a hot dog at Simco's on Blue Hill Ave in Mattapan. They sear both sides of the bun on a griddle, so it's golden and crisp.

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We Talk to Bobby Flay About Bobby's Burger Palace

Well first of all I was excited to eat at Bobby Flays place so I had high expectations but that shouldn't a affect my review. I ate at the Lake Grove restaurant. I ordered a blue burger medium rare, a dark chocolate shake and onion rings. The burger was actually raw! and the bottom half of the roll was not usable because it was saturated and I was unable to pick it up. I sent the burger back and this time I got one that was well done. They can't seem to get the cooking process right. Even that bottom half of the roll was wet. The shake was nothing more than ice cream stirred up to be soft, it was too thick to drink, and surprisingly for that price ($5.00) it was pretty small. The onion ring order was also small for the price and not so great, not crunchy or that tasty, rather bland. I have to say for the value, the whole meal was definitely not worth the price and the atmosphere was very cold and uninviting. I will definitely not be visiting this place again and I will not recommend this place to anyone either. I can honestly say that burger king is better than this place. Sorry Bobby, I think you better visit this location and straighten out your good name.

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12 Burgers in 8 Hours, a Burger Bender

You are not a nut, Kenji !!
I, too, had a VERY BLAND burger at the CORNER BISTRO..
and I DID take mine out in that brown PAPER BAG !
The place is so tiny, nowhere hardly to stand, much less sit, so I took it out, and ate it on a nearby sidewalk...

I found the burger VERY mediocre!
And I like your comparison , when you said that one can still tell a supermodel looks like a supermodel even on her worst day!

I write lots of trip reports, complete with pics on Roadfood.com
mostly regarding burgers and pastrami...

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12 Burgers in 8 Hours, a Burger Bender

I like Miller's...how about Nathan's?...I've only had their hot dogs from the grocery store...I enjoyed watching 'A Hot Dog Show' on PBS

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A Mini Hamburger Is Not a Slider

@dmcavanaugh, you say cheap and greasy like it's a bad thing.

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A Mini Hamburger Is Not a Slider

I had never heard the term slider in reference to food of any kind until mini-hamburgers of that name appeared on the Kelsey's bar menu sometime in the past year or two. I thought it was a poorly-considered Kelsey's name for something that will be, uh, sliding out the back door. I didn't realize it was an actual thing

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A Mini Hamburger Is Not a Slider

I always thought a slider was just a cheap, greasy burger that slid in and slid out...if you know what I mean.

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Blue 9 Burger

@ dmoo15 I am sorry that you had a bad experience but I don't see what a hair or three has to do with the freshness of the beef, much as I would find it gross. As I noted in the review Blue 9 has fresh patties delivered daily. I am confused by your tale of trying to obtain a refund - of course they would want the burger back to issue you a refund.

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Blue 9 Burger

Blue 9, used to be my single favorite burger joint, in New York City. The Burgers were always very filling and what i thought to be fresh meat However on January 8th, 2009, i was given a burger with not only one piece of hair in it, but two, not to mention there was one in the fries. I confronted management about it for a refund and was told the only way i would receive the refund would be to give them my burger to throw away, when i explained that i had paid for the burger they returned it back and offered no refund. STRONGLY recommend STAYING AWAY for Blue 9, very unsanitary establishment, very poorly mismanaged. Don't believe the hype unless you do not mind worrying about whatever one might be consuming. Horrible experience, never again...

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12 Burgers in 8 Hours, a Burger Bender

@kismetized

Thanks! I'm actually heading to the druid for an official burger tasting next week. I'm doing a similar sort of roundup on Boston burgers (with a slightly different slant). Keep your eyes tuned on the Sunday Globe Magazine in a couple weeks - the article should be out then (I've had 8 burgers in the last three days. ouch).

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12 Burgers in 8 Hours, a Burger Bender

Great write up! I am a Queens transplant to Boston and I must agree with you on the lack of good dogs, burgers, and pizza. I have yet to find an acceptable dog or slice, but definitely check out the Druid Pub in Somerville for a great burger. Flame grilled and beautifully seasoned, these guys have it down pat. The only thing I would complain about is the bread to meat ratio - the bun is a little fluffy for my liking. However, the patty is simply delicious and I think that you will enjoy it. They also have wonderful hand cut french fries, mmm.

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Kenny Shopsin's Sliders

was gonna go for Kenny's jewboy II but got the sliders to see if they were as good as i remembered them. they were. steamy and squishy. also got the ghetto fries which were an eclectic mix of gravy, cheesy, onions and something something tasting like leftover Chinese food - any ideas what he puts in there?

check it out for yourself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46l8jZEl7e4

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Blue 9 Burger

Wow, Im surprised at all the praise. My two trips to Blue 9 left me with more than ones fair share of gristle and a small chunk of bone and the one on 3rd ave had garbage on the floors, greasy tables and an overall grimy feel.

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The Blumenburger — The Most Labor-Intensive Hamburger Ever

@renn - you're right about the pans. I was hoping the silpat would help mitigate that black pan, but the real problem is definitely the oven, which heats from the bottom and doesn't retain heat, so rather than maintain a steady temperature, it's constantly trying to catch up. The result is that the flame is on much more often than it should be, and ends up burning the bottoms of things. Someday I'll have a better oven...

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We Talk to Bobby Flay About Bobby's Burger Palace

@ sbushore ..The Dominican Republic... my husband was sooooo sick from food poisining and he doesn't eat meat.

Bobby Flay's restaurant sounds disastrous and who needs to pay those prices?? I like buying really good meat and cooking it, it gives me a feeling of control.

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The Blumenburger — The Most Labor-Intensive Hamburger Ever

If you want to avoid burning the bottoms of your buns (cookies, or anything else for that matter), next time try using a pan that isn't black. Black/dark pans absorb radiative heat...whereas plain aluminum pans reflect it, and are a standard when baking.

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Michael Schlow Cooks the Schlow Burger on 'Nightline'

If that grill doesn't have some wood in it or charcoal, why or why would you choose a chargrill over a griddle? Even with wood or charcoal, a flat top is hands down the way to go. And yeah, I think a charbroiler tends to dry it out.

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We Talk to Bobby Flay About Bobby's Burger Palace

Missed this the first time around.

First Kenjialtci, I had to check if that wasn't something I posted. I couldn't have written it any better. Especially the part about well done being very juicy. Truth. If you have a burger well done, on a flat top griddle, and the thing is dry, its because either its beef that is low in fat, comes in pre pattied by a machine, or the dumb ass "cook" in the back it pressing the SNOT out of it with his stupid spatula. Great job Ken.

Second, I'm not saying I know for sure, but I find it REAL HARD to believe that ANY health department, AS MUCH AS THEY WOULD LOVE TO, would EVER be able to pass a "regulation" on how someone can order food. They tried it with eggs, it got booted. Me thinks Mr. Flay is saying that to kinda say "hey, we would love to cook it rare, but we cant" I think hes afraid of getting people sick. Which surprises me because I think most of this "I got sick from undercooked burger" isn't really food poisoning. If you buy quality beef, grind it ON PREMISE, its gotta be almost impossible to get food poisoning. I'm not saying IMPOSSIBLE, but real close to it. I'm just not buying his answer.

ANd his "proprietary" thing.....I got a feeling he doesn't want to say because he's using a product like whiz or whirl. Its a butter tasting oil. In food establishments, this product would burn and can be held at room temp without hardening. I think its fine, but he probably sees it a low class or something, thats why he didn't want to mention it.

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Bobby's Burger Palace

He's opening another BBP in Bergen County at one of the many malls in Paramus--he said he's keeping them close to home so he can go out and check on any problems.
One thing folks are forgetting is that it's not a chef making the burgers in back--it's someone who is making not much more than minimum wage who had maybe a week's worth of training before taking the griddle. I worked in a restaurant (Farrell's--many years ago) making hamburgers and I didn't know much of anything--we were showed how it is supposed to look before you flip it over for rare, medium and well. If we made a mistake, people sent their burger back and we tried again. I doubt if they are even hiring culinary students--if anything, they're hiring former McDonald's and Burger King employees--at least they have "experience".

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Have you calculated the costs of 'home-made'?

This same discussion came up during Thanksgiving, when I was using the Crock Pot for 2 days making stock from the turkey bones, and what the cost would actually be. I've wondered this since.

According to Chowhound (http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/466752), it should cost $.10-.30 for 8 hours to run a crock pot, which brings the total for 2 days to no more than $1.80 for 2 very concentrated pints of stock (reduced from 4Q), which is roughly the price of 2 cans of College Inn Chicken stock which hasn't been concentrated (and mine lacks MSG, sugar, hydrolyzed/hydrogenated whatevers...). The bones are leftovers, and we had sea salt in the pantry. So the cost remained ~$1/ pint of super-concentrated stock/glace.

I do the same with chicken bones after a roast, sometimes with 1 carcass, other times 2. Deboning the bird after dinner and putting them into a Crock Pot is so much less effort than attempting to put the bone-in roast into the refrigerator (very few containers/bags/foil hold a whole bird, even partially consumed, and wrapping those in foil dries out the meat while ziplock bags don't look that appetizing). It takes me no more than 5 minutes to debone a cooled, cooked bird, and I leave the crock pot afterwards. Add in a few minutes to funnel the stock and clean the dishes, move the jars to a cooling spot before refrigerating them, take the bones to the trash can outside...and AT MOST, I've spent a total of 20-30 minutes actively preparing the stock and cleaning containers by hand.

If I were to add in the cost of the meat which is not in the stock, it would be $7/7lb bird, so the total would then come to $8.80 including time in the pot, but I'd likely have twice as much concentrated stock, at $2.20/pint. Organic might bring the cost to $5/pint (using whole birds, not just bones), but even that is cheaper than the environmental cost of transporting cans and boxes of liquids from plant to store in addition to the cost of driving (or even walking) to the store to pick up said stock, recycling the containers, etc.

Added bonus: the house smells nice and the pets are crazier.

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Keanu Reeves to Star in Chef Movie

This must be Kitchen Confindential , same premise. Never read the book but I really liked the tv show. Don't think Keanu can pull it off in the same way as Bradley Cooper, he doesnt have any personality .

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Keanu Reeves to Star in Chef Movie

Can anything touch "Mostly Martha" ? (the German film).........

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Keanu Reeves to Star in Chef Movie

Having read the screenplay, I laugh at most of the comments here. (It's a not-bad script...but really, I doubt that hardly anyone here would be into it...)

I won't live long enough to witness it first-hand, but it'll be interesting to see 'the Internet generation' deal with their snarkiness as Life bears down and their 'Net-courage' goes limp. As the Brits are wont to say, 'Good luck with that.'

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We Talk to Bobby Flay About Bobby's Burger Palace

Worst case of food poisoning I have ever had . The only thing that comes close is one other time in the Dominican Republic . I ate at the Monmouth Mall location on 12/8/08 . Word of advice if you do eat there make sure your burger is well cooked! Mine did not appear to be to rare which is even more disturbing .....

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