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Omg that KFC mac in cheese almost made me vomit the one and only time I tried it. If I want overcooked nacho cheese I'll scrape the dregs of the crockpot at my next office luncheon. Never again.
Served: Why Not to Date Customers (One Day I Will Learn)
*Ahem*
Which style guide, that is to say.
Served: Why Not to Date Customers (One Day I Will Learn)
@serious1
I have a degree in Linguistics myself, and I suppose I should be ashamed to say that I have no idea to what grammatical rule you are appealing with that correction. What style guide are you going by?
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Middle Eastern Chocolate/Sesame Dessert from Trader Joe's?
@italiancupcake that's it! Thank you so much!
Incorrect Fast Food Memories
Omg that KFC mac in cheese almost made me vomit the one and only time I tried it. If I want overcooked nacho cheese I'll scrape the dregs of the crockpot at my next office luncheon. Never again.
Served: Why Not to Date Customers (One Day I Will Learn)
*Ahem*
Which style guide, that is to say.
Served: Why Not to Date Customers (One Day I Will Learn)
@serious1
I have a degree in Linguistics myself, and I suppose I should be ashamed to say that I have no idea to what grammatical rule you are appealing with that correction. What style guide are you going by?
Grilling: Pork Souvlaki with Pita and Tzatziki
Unfortunately in Utah it is too snowy to break out the grill. I seared the pork loin, then cubed them, pierced them, and finished them off in the broiler. Not exactly a summer BBQ, but I think I got the jist of it. Not bad! Thanks!
Any luck with Newflower (or Sunflower) Farmers Market?
Ever since moving to Utah from DC I've been pining for a TJ substitute. While not equal in awesomeness, Sunflower is by far the best thing Utah Valley has got going for it, grocery-store wise. It's the only place I've found to get relatively affordable fresh mint, basil, organic veggies, etc. TJ definitely has it beat in the frozen, and packaged delights, but sunflower has a great produce and meat section, and the bakery isn't bad either. I've quickly become a loyal customer since they opened here recently.
Do you know how hard it was to find matzoh in Utah before two months ago? IMHO, it's a god-send for those of us outside of the epicure-epicenter.
Edamame vs. Soybeans
I grew up on soybeans. My Dad has been on a soy-bean promoting rampage since 1970. Unfortunately, I always hated them back then because he would literally buy 50 lbs. bags of live-stock grade soy and force my mom to put it in everything from birthday cakes to breakfast waffles. I've since discovered that soy can actually enhance a recipe appropriately, but you're not going to fool anyone by trying to "sneak it in" inconspicuously.
Chamomile Pudding from the 'Alinea' Cookbook
@carrie : until service (say, course 19 of 38)
Dinner Tonight: Smoked Fish Patties with Dill Mayonnaise
This looks amazing, but I've got a freezer full of tilapia. Do you think that'll fly or should I hold off until I get trout?
Mother's Cookies Goes Bankrupt; Hipster Shirt Memorializes the Animal Cookies
Please! They're elephants and dogs!
Fruit Desserts. Acquired taste or bluffing contest?
I get where you're coming from, but can you really not be satisfied by a gooey peach cobbler or an extra-tart key lime pie?!
Beets on a Burger
I'm pretty open minded, but beets... on a burger? no Thanks.
Cookies on the Christmas Tree: Your edible holiday decorations?
Mix a couple of ounces of cheap ground cinnamon with a dollop of applesauce -- it makes a delicious-smelling dough for cookie cut out decorations. Just cookie-cut them and let them dry on wax paper. Although technically edible, they are more for smelling and looking nice than eating.
Dinner Tonight: Baba Ghanoush
You gotta check out: You look nice today. It's not food related, but it will be a comic relief to your NPR drag-on-athons.
Dinner Tonight: Paprika-Spiked Home Fries with Poached Egg
Made this last night - SO good! It was just the right protein/sctarch/homecooking blend that I needed to get me through my term paper. I don't honestly know how to "properly" poach and egg, but I seemed to have good results with the ladle-method. Even my runny-egg-phobic husband said he like the bite he had of mine ...though he asked for his own fried instead of poached. Oh well. Thanks!
Have any of you cooked with tobacco?
@juliebugs - Dito. Even if tobacco wasn't against my religious principles, it just sounds gross. I could imagine myself and many others being put off by being unsuspectingly fed tobacco in chocolate.
Dinner Tonight: Bucatini alla Lipari (Bucatini With Raw Nut Pesto and Tomato Sauce)
Anyone up for the 1000 pasta gram challenge?
The Best Chocolate Biscuit Ever: Fortnum & Mason's Chocolossus Biscuits
Got to say this sounds like a little much for me. I love chocolate as much as the next chocolate-lover, but I'm getting the jitters thinking about how densely an intensively chocolaty this must be.
What do you put on pasta?
@southern_bella:
First comment rings true. I'd like to second that-
olive oil, parsley, garlic, red pepper flakes and plenty of parmigiano regiano. YUM!
My hubby lived in Italy for a while, and if it were up to him we would make this 4 to 5 nights a week. It's caled "Ailo oilo peperonicco" (garlic, oil and pepper!)
Woman Discovers Strawmato, A Strawberry Inside a Tomato
Sorry folks - that's definitely no strawberry. And she's not the first to be fooled . The same thing happened here in Utah last year:
http://www.abc4.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=e156c446-8535-4dc6-aa25-5d8bed039c25
The Omnivore's 100
@w --
Your formatting isn't only different - it's not formatted at all, from what I can see. There are no bolds/strike thrus (viewing on Moxilla Firefox 2). Maybe there are and your bold font is just indistinguishable from not bold?
Served: My Plea To Tip Kindly
@Jnash - As far as I've been taught, by my etiquette-conscious parents, it is not expected to tip the owner of an establishment - as he or she is receiving all of the profit anyway!
So, if your barber owns his own shop, or even your server (that is, if you are being waited on by Anthony of Anthony's Pizza) - a tip is not customary, nor expected.
And why should it be?
Grilling: Pork Souvlaki with Pita and Tzatziki
For those claiming there isn't any good authentic Gyro's in the U.S. come to Chicago. Problem solved.
Incorrect Fast Food Memories
1 - its a combo of both i am sure. younger kids have a much more unrefined palette, they taste primarily salt sugar and fat, aha ... why kfc was probably so amazing. but i am sure quality of the food has gone down too
2 - i looooved cheetos and those generic grocery store pastries .. i wouldnt touch that stuff anymore.
Grilling: Pork Souvlaki with Pita and Tzatziki
I made this last night and cooked on the grill pan. So flavorful and easy. Thanks for the recipe!
Incorrect Fast Food Memories
@chiff, I thought I was the only one who scooped out Italian bread innards and squished it into a marble! Except not only did I do that as a kid, but I still do that now. The difference is now I love the innards AND the crust.
Incorrect Fast Food Memories
The last time I had KFC was at a family reunion. Some people brought KFC, others (like my grandma) brought homemade. My grandma's chicken was, yes, significantly worse than KFC. My brother had looked forward to having KFC that Sunday, but she had other plans. He quietly took a piece of KFC, and slinked away. She, however, spotting the piece of chicken she has reserved for him still sitting on the serving plate, seized it, and began chasing him through the park with the piece of chicken. He fled and hid behind a tree. I think I was about 10 at the time. Can't stand the stuff now.
The McRib was one of those things that when I was a kid, I liked them. Either they've changed it, or it was just always bad and I didn't realize it. maybe both.
Incorrect Fast Food Memories
Sadly, all the fast food I loved when I was a kid has changed. Popeye's isn't spicy anymore and they don't even call the dirty rice dirty rice. The BK broiler isn't what it used to be. Hardee's might still have the Most Incredible Fried Chicken Sandwich in the world, but now I don't live anywhere near a Hardee's. I used to snarf those things up after ballet. Highlight of my week in the third grade.
Sigh.
Incorrect Fast Food Memories
We didn't eat much chain fast food when I was a kid in NOLA. There were a lot of neighborhood places where we would get burgers and po-boys and stuff. Every once in a while went to Burger King and it was okay.
However, as I got older and moved out, I ate more fast food. I definitely think that McDonald's is way nastier than it used to be. Burger King is terrible. The only fast food place that's still edible is Popeye's and even it is but a shadow of its original self (the chicken was so spicy it hurt to eat it. No more.)
Anyway, frozen pizza is the food that I thought was the Best Thing Ever when I was a kid. I still eat it occasionally but it's not nearly the religious experience it was when I was 10.
Incorrect Fast Food Memories
@chiffy - I have to agree with db here. I've always loved my sweets tart (but not Sweet Tarts:-)), so there was such a thing as "too sweet" for me even when I was little. I also loved pretty much all kinds of veg, except beetroot and aubergines (I've learnt to love aubergines - it was a texture issue and apparently, I got over it as I grew older. Beetroot, however, will never happen), and they were never smothered in cheese in our house - broccoli, for instance, was just lightly sauteed with garlic in olive oil, and I loved it that way (still do).
Maybe I just was a very odd child. I loved tongue and chopped liver, or liver & onions, among other things. Maybe I was fortunate to be exposed to different foods when I was little, and to me, it was normal. I don't know. But like I said before, there aren't really any foods I liked as a child that I find disgusting now, I was never fond of that stuff to begin with.
Incorrect Fast Food Memories
@chiff, I think it's different for everyone. I loved broccoli and brussels sprouts and cauliflower as a kid. And I hated cotton candy. Blech. No interest in eating it now, either.
The things that I like now that I didn't eat as a kid were the things that weren't presented to me as a kid. I didn't have asparagus until I was in my 20's because my mother never made it, and I didn't know anyone else who ate it at home.. But I loved it the first time I tried it.
There have been a whole lot of things that I tried for a the first time as an adult. Maybe I wouldn't have liked them as a kid, but I ate pretty much everything. Beets. Pickled herring. Cabbage. Liver & onions. Gizzards.
There are some things that I don't eat much anymore, like Spaghetti Os, Spam, Suzie Q's... But that's more because there are other options that I like better, not that I've come to hate those particular foods. I'm guessing that if I tried those things again tomorrow, I'd still like them.
Incorrect Fast Food Memories
@therealchiffonade, do you think your first point about kids not liking foods like broccoli is due to taste preferences that actually change as we mature or acquiring the taste due to actually giving the foods another chance and going in with a more open mind?
As a kid, I couldn't get broccoli to go all the way down my throat. It was bitter and nasty and worth being sent to bed just to escape eating it. Yes, I firmly believe our taste preferences change from childhood to adulthood. I don't think it has anything to do with having an open mind. I couldn't eat broccoli, cauliflower or scallops. As an adult, I love all three. I have no doubt my taste preferences changed. My love of broccoli rabe pretty much proves this. Talk about having your mouth turned inside out! Couldn't touch the stuff as a kid and now I can't live without it.
The first time I re-tried broccoli and actually enjoyed it, it was smothered in sugary mayo-ish dressing, raisins, and nuts in a broccoli salad, and for a while after that, I drowned it in either cheese, tomato sauce, or teriyaki sauce. Took a while before I began to enjoy it for its own taste. On the other hand, there have been other foods that grossed me out as a kid that I loved immediately upon giving them another chance as an adult, like beets.
Ah! Here's the difference. When I learned to eat broccoli and enjoy it - I was served plain steamed broccoli with a drizzle of olive oil, S&P. That's it. Pretty much pure broccoli vs. your salad with all kinds of distractions going on. This makes me sure tastes change as we grow.
I absolutely agree with what you're saying, but am curious as to why you think that is.
When you were a kid, did you like cotton candy? Right now I'd consider being forced to eat cotton candy right up there with waterboarding. When I was a kid, I'd eat the center of the Italian bread ripped out by my mother and dad - only after squishing it into a marble. Now, I'm strictly a crust girl. When I was a kid, the phrase "too sweet" was an oxymoron - an impossibility! Now, the idea of eating a Hostess Sno-Ball is repulsive. Too sweet is possible - just as too bitter (broccoli rabe!) was the perception back then.
The only difference = Time.
Incorrect Fast Food Memories
What is it with people and beets?
Incorrect Fast Food Memories
@therealchiffonade, do you think your first point about kids not liking foods like broccoli is due to taste preferences that actually change as we mature or acquiring the taste due to actually giving the foods another chance and going in with a more open mind? The first time I re-tried broccoli and actually enjoyed it, it was smothered in sugary mayo-ish dressing, raisins, and nuts in a broccoli salad, and for a while after that, I drowned it in either cheese, tomato sauce, or teriyaki sauce. Took a while before I began to enjoy it for its own taste. On the other hand, there have been other foods that grossed me out as a kid that I loved immediately upon giving them another chance as an adult, like beets. I absolutely agree with what you're saying, but am curious as to why you think that is.
Served: Why Not to Date Customers (One Day I Will Learn)
Well, you are 21 and that right there is like having a bench warrant. Good luck, don't confuse complex with intellegence.
Grilling: Pork Souvlaki with Pita and Tzatziki
thanks @josh! i answered my own questions last night and it was DELICIOUS! Great recipe!
Grilling: Pork Souvlaki with Pita and Tzatziki
@tienh5: Replacing chicken for pork should be no problem at all. Actually, when I go out and get souvlaki, I usually get the chicken.
Grilling: Pork Souvlaki with Pita and Tzatziki
Is it possible to replace the pork with chicken breast? (only because I have chicken in my fridge right now)
Grilling: Pork Souvlaki with Pita and Tzatziki
@shipwreck: BZ Grill is in Astoria, NY (Queens).
Grilling: Pork Souvlaki with Pita and Tzatziki
When traveling thru towns around the U.S. it's so hard to pick a great place to eat or even where to look in the town side streets etc. is this BZ Grill in Astoria Oregon ? I make notes now and will write this place as a good bet for good food. This site does yield added benefits besides friendly banter. and all the other places mentioned as good in these dialogues. I try to plan my trip routes by places to eat . boy am I getting off topic , sorry.
Dinner Tonight: Bucatini alla Lipari (Bucatini With Raw Nut Pesto and Tomato Sauce)
A bit of lemon juice and healthy sprinkling of salt right before serving goes a long way in this recipe.
Have any of you cooked with tobacco?
@mongoose: I actually soaked the tobacco and then wrung it out in paper towels. I put the threads directly in the vacuum bag with the rabbit, added salt and pepper, a bit of oil, and then immersed the bag in a constant temperature water bath (sous-vide). The rabbit I used was very young so really didn't need a marinade. Very easy. Your idea using the tea ball is a good one...
Have any of you cooked with tobacco?
That sounds really good and I'm glad to hear it turned out well; did you use the tobacco as a marinade ingredient, or during the cooking?
I used American Spirit for my truffles, too. I put the tobacco shreds in a tea ball, and steeped it in the cream as I heated it, then just proceeded as usual. If you did not know to look for it, the tobacco note was easily missed; it essentially amplified a similar note already present in the chocolate I used.
Have any of you cooked with tobacco?
@mongoose: Finally prepared my rabbit loins with tobacco and they turned out great. Flavor was suble and if you didn't know what the ingredient was you would not guess it to be tobacco. Kind of a "je ne sais pas"??? I used American Spirit - US grown/organic, just a few threads...
Mother's Cookies Goes Bankrupt; Hipster Shirt Memorializes the Animal Cookies
I just found out Mothers Cookies went under - I live in Georgia and had to go to Mississippi to get the english tea cookies - Does anyone know if there will be sold again - I am just heartbroken - I did try the Archway brand but they taste nothing like Mothers - Is there a recipe around??? Please help as I am having english tea withdrawal symptoms!!!
Dinner Tonight: Smoked Fish Patties with Dill Mayonnaise
kazoinker: Are they smoked? Any smoked fish will do nicely, really. The flavor will vary but the result should still be delicious.
Mother's Cookies Goes Bankrupt; Hipster Shirt Memorializes the Animal Cookies
Who could resist these cute cookies. I didn't acquire a taste for them until my mid-30's but I've always loved the look of them. SO CUTE!
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Location: Provo, Utah
About: So, I'm going to school here in Utah, and struggling to improve my culinary talents and tastes. I could live without a fresh farmer's market down the street, but could you at least stock baby eggplants or artichokes in the regular supermarket?
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@italiancupcake that's it! Thank you so much!