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Debbie is a phony and she need to go home .If she is not sent packing tonight we can be assured that the fix is in.Hopefully they will get rid of Melissa she grins too much. she is not is not believable I agree with that female judge early in the season she would make me crazy watching her through an entire show

Isn't Bob Tuschman the one who killed BRAVO?

so i doubt anyone will actually read this, but i just wanted to share that today after getting home early from work and flipping on FN, i watched 30 minute meals (in agony) and then wrote them the following note:

"Dear FN,

Every time I hear Rachael Ray talk about almost burning the bread, I die a little."

Regards,
Laura"

Here - here! It's all about gaining more and more audience and it's junk when it comes to culinary arts. Except for a couple of shows I've quit watching! Dave Johnson

For a short time I was a “Food Network Panel” member. After I felt the whole premise of the so-called panel was a farce, I started jotting down [thus, the 2008 date] all the little irks within not only the FN, but also with the FN website. The following is that letter, which I forwarded to Matthew Greenberg. I had been intending to send it to Bob Tuschman…..[fortunately, I edited this copy more accurately] & have followed through with sending it now after Matts inspirational article.
Friday, March 07, 2008
Dear Mr. Tuschman,
I am an avid Food Network viewer………having watched since your inception. I have your station on whether I am actively watching & even as background when not. My husband will frequently view with me as well if I am actively watching. My favorite person is Ina Garten, & I have every one of her books, even though I can get her recipes free @ your site. In fact, I liked her show so much that we used to program it so we can view it @ dinner every night. I also like Alton, Giada, Tyler, & used to watch “How to Boil Water” with the French chef who was assisted by Jack. I watched Martha Stewart when she used to be on, as well. I used to watch Paula @ times for her “down home” type recipes. I no longer watch her since she got married - she seems to have gone off the deep end.
I guess you can see I do have some complaints about your content.
• Please……..no more boobs!!!!! I’m talking Giada & Sandra Lee. I know Giada was pregnant. However I’m sure that for both of these “chefs”, it has little to do with pregnancy [although in itself, that would be a pretty skanky reason to be flaunting cleavage anyway]! Every time I tune into Giada, I am forced to look @ cleavage! Come on, this is a cooking show, not “Girls Gone Wild”. It really detracts from the program, & makes me wonder if it’s just a ploy to attract more male viewers perhaps? Sandra Lee in particular has an episode where she is in the park I believe, sporting this goofy little Bo Peep get up complete with pigtails, & I’m waiting for her “store boughts” to fall out like…….. muffins in a well greased tin. Doesn’t anybody critique the shows before they go on? No one chose to comment on her going on air with that Halloween get up? Totally tasteless. Now today I tune in & there’s Rachel with her little boobs half out [competition maybe]………..what gives?

• Speaking of Sandra, I have to admit the minute she comes on, I change the channel. I do like some of her ideas but cannot bear to lis-ten……… to……………. her……….hes-i-ta-tive………..way……….of……….speak-ing!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s obvious she cannot do two things [cooking & talking] at a time……….doesn’t anybody let her know how absolutely aggravating her diction is? Her show does go off when I hear that voice – it truly is aggravating.
• Paula used to be worth watching, however, she has, like I said, gone off the deep end. Her recipes used to be down home basic with a nice Southern flair. She even allowed us to chuckle @ times. Now, it seems her old fashioned charm has been replaced by her obvious change to compete with the real chefs. Southern country has made way for false eyelashes and excessive finger bling. I definitely can’t watch her “party” show………she’s licked one too many audience participants faces for me. What’s with these people………..they don’t make enough money……….they end up doing “party shows”, “at home shows”, and so called “back to basic” shows? They resort to nepotism, selling books &magazines, along with cookware, and packaged foods?
• Now, alas, my favorite……….Ina. I love her home, the way she & Jeffrey seem like a couple of love struck teenagers. I have all of her six books. However, she is not without aggravations as well. It isn’t hard to see that she is an island unto herself------she has different rules from the rest of the FN stars, somewhat of a “Queen complex”. Her cookbooks are more expensive, & don’t seem to participate in the holiday shows [unless you edit her show into the group]. The new “Back to Basics” is nothing more than taking the same old recipes & changing lemon juice to orange juice, or “really good vanilla” to Frambois”……….definitely not rocket science! Somewhat of a rip off. Please, no more of the “really good vanillas”, “don’t have too much fun without me’s”, “how good is that’s”, the ok, ok, ok, ok’s, & the ha, ha, ha, ha, ha’s [we counted, & it’s always 5 ha ha’s]! We really don’t need the repetitious reminders of what she’s making, i.e. “and that’s the biscuits ready to go in the oven, to go with the berries, to go with the whipped cream, to go with the sauce, that goes with dessert, that will be so good”. The biscuits are going into the oven & that is all we really need to know.
• One more thing about all these supposed college educated, “professionally trained” chefs…….please address the subject of correct pronunciation of two frequently used words: Mascarpone cheese is spelled, Mas-car-pone, not mar-sca-pone……..please, Michael Chiarello, you’re Italian & don’t know how to pronounce the word correctly? I could understand Sandra Lee not being familiar with proper pronunciation, but Tyler, Paula, & Guy also say Marscapone?
• To Guy & Paula: Paprika is 3 syllables, not 4 so therefore, it is pronounced Pap-ri-ka, not Pap-ar-ik-a! It has nothing to do with being Southern [Guy isn’t from the South] – rather, it’s about education. Also it’s Es-presso, not Ex-presso! Please have Alton or Giada do some pronunciation consultations with these five! Honestly, they have their own shows, but speak Ebonics……where can I sign up?
• Speaking of Guy…….like him a lot, but why is it “Fieti” now instead of Fieri? I am Italian, & know that his name would be pronounced with a T rather than R in Italy. However, we are not in Italy, & to change his name @ this point seems a little pretentious. I’m assuming he was tired of being called a fairy?
As far as the Food Network website:
• While I like the new set up, Please, you went to all that trouble to introduce us to all the staff on the web site! Instead, you should spend a little more time having the recipe editors actually do some editing. How many times I have read/written reviews & found, along with others, that many recipes are inaccurate! If one is unable to actually watch the show when the recipe was used, they would be lost---------the TV version is frequently very different from the FN site recipe. If you actually read the recipe reviews you would see that many people have expressed the same complaint as I am. Don’t your editors watch the programs they are editing or read the reviews?
• In addition, you have censured a few of my recipe comments [ I never do negative or directing comments]……yet allow others [ usually “anonymous”] to write both negative, and personal remarks……I always wonder how these idiots get away with it. Sometimes they even cause the ratings to go lower on a recipe review as well. One of the best features of the recipes online is that most people accurately rate the recipes & it helps all of us get a better idea of how it will turn out. When you allow the idiots to make phony comments, they ruin it for all of us serious cooks.
Finally Bob, I will let both you and Natalie know that I WAS a Food Network Panel member and felt pretty proud of that………..not anymore. You falsified the premise of that offshoot. You allowed us to believe you actually listened or cared about our feedback. If that were true, we would see our old favorite show hosts with some desperately needed new material. Instead, we see this constant barrage of new people with show content we could care less about. They never really have anything new to offer.
As the program director, in my opinion, your job should be to take something good & make it the best it can be instead of just adding more junk to make more money.
These are my remarks. Do what you want with them.

Addendum: 5-30-09
I totally agree with Matthew Greenberg’s recent comments @ True/Slant.com…………and I guess a lot of others do as well. Just check the link @ SeriousEats.com: Memo to Food Network: Your programming is going rancid

I can think of eBay and other examples of companies being ruined once success sets in. I see our local government do this to, ruining a perfectly good beach with over priced parking meters so now NOBODY goes there

Food Network peaked four years ago. Paula Dean was the turning point. But even she started out good. She is making millions while pumping out poisonous food. FN is a feeding frenzy for money by the celebrity chefs on up and the good shows have suffered or been deep sixed

Even Emeril turned into a grotesque gargoyle as he got wealthier. That is why is now does a health show on another channel but his head is still pumpkin sized

Matt, you are soooooooooooo on the money! Great, great, great!

@RegrettableFoodie Oops! I knew a Tamika, so I think that's messing me up... Jamika FTW, then...

I'm happy to say that I'm watching it less and less...

I agree with most. I want to watch a show that teaches me something I can use in MY kitchen...where there are no contests, or tours with Rachel. 3D is great- shows different techniques, and some recipes on the web site.
I'm fed up with 5-story cakes and Iron Chefs.
My watch time for FN is much less than previously as a result.

@ jrambonnet, I agree. Advertizers of major appliances and high quality cooking utensils and foods will (and are) changing to processed cheese food companies and the like. Not buying. But many people must be.

Just leave. Spend your dollars elsewhere. They will get the message eventually (although it may take some time).

My main gripe with the FN is the lack of intermediate to advanced cooking demos. Like many others, I've basically mastered most of the techniques in most of the shows and would like to learn some more.>>>

My suggestion would be: go to your local public library and look for VHS/DVD of these people. You might be surprised. Of course, if your local library has only Rach and no Lidia or Mario you might wonder...OTOH take what the hell you can get.