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Didn't they market these as "Burger Buddies" in the late 80s?
How Long Would the Large Hadron Collider Take to Defrost a Pizza?
Adam, if you fired the LHC proton beam into a pizza target, not only would it be defrosted in those nanoseconds, but it would be annihilated. Which wouldn't be a far cry from what Domino's produces on a daily basis in terms of culinary merit.
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'Foie You' Sandwich from Picnic Caterers in New Jersey
FYI:
Christine wanted me to tell everyone that the Foie You will be available for Friday pickup if you place orders by noon tomorrow.
Picnic will offer the sandwich weekly via special order until demand subsides.
Burger King Burger Shots
Didn't they market these as "Burger Buddies" in the late 80s?
How Long Would the Large Hadron Collider Take to Defrost a Pizza?
Adam, if you fired the LHC proton beam into a pizza target, not only would it be defrosted in those nanoseconds, but it would be annihilated. Which wouldn't be a far cry from what Domino's produces on a daily basis in terms of culinary merit.
Blogwatch: Jason Perlow's Carolinas 'Cue Binge
I'm actually in RTP this week taking a training course. However, I'll probably end up at Ed Mitchell's tomorrow.
I've heard a lot of varying opinions on Bullocks, but most universally say Allen & Son is better.
Blogwatch: Jason Perlow's Carolinas 'Cue Binge
I may have been exaggerating things just a tad for comic effect, but I will say this, racism still exists in the South, and particularly in Columbia. Yes, there are many progressive people in Columbia, its a university town, but its moments like these where you get a major shiver down your spine:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/offthebroiler/2587905244/
This is a rail car which is permanently sitting next to the famous Adluh Flour plant in downtown Columbia, which is right off of the trendy historic "Vista" area where all the trendy bars and restaurants are in all the restored brick buildings, some of which date back to the Civil War Period. The Publix supermarket which is only a few blocks away is actually the fomer site of the Confederate Printing Press. The graffiti that is on this rail car might not be immediately recognizable to everyone, but those are the "White Knight" symbols of the Ku Klux Klan. Needless to say I was a bit freaked out when I saw this when walking around the corner to the local overpriced "Stuff on the wall" TGI Fridays clone.
Blogwatch: Jason Perlow's Carolinas 'Cue Binge
Obviously, the post has touched a chord with certain types of people. Here's a sample comment that I just received:
"Your snide, New York remarks about the South and the Southern people make me sick.
You don't like the South, the food, the Southern people and their opinions? Then keep your New Yawk, Jewish ass at home.
No one needs you and your type in the South, believe me!"
Blogwatch: Jason Perlow's Carolinas 'Cue Binge
Cod: You didn't see the two huge 300 pound plus good 'ol boy cops from the SC correctional system that were staring at me as I photographed the place. I got in and out of that place so fast you have no idea.
Blogwatch: Jason Perlow's Carolinas 'Cue Binge
In regards to the overcooked green beans... Yes, I know that's how they cook them, throughout the South and the Mediterranean. But I have been to southern restaruants where they DID NOT overcook the green beans, and I like them with a bit of life left in them. Case in point, the very excellent JCT Kitchen in Atlanta:
http://offthebroiler.wordpress.com/2007/08/30/atlanta-dining-jct-kitchen/
Blogwatch: Jason Perlow Is Smokin'
I do want to add a couple of other comments here. You will notice that on the Home Depot site, the product has a particularly low rating. This is largely because most people think that a smoker is like a toaster, in that you throw meat into it and expect it to come out perfectly cooked and smoked without having to babysit it. Barbecue is not an automatic process -- you need to monitor your meat every 15 minutes or so and make sure you are maintaining temperature. You have to stoke the charcoals every so often and add new charcoals as needed. You will need to add new wood chips every hour if you want a strong smoky flavor. You also need to use more of them than you think you do. For 3 hour smoke, you are going to go thru 5 to 8lbs of charcoal if you are using Kingsfords. You will use less if you are using lump charcoal. Also, the basic Brinkmann has ventilation issues in the charcoal bowl, so you will want to drill a whole bunch of holes in it and get a small baking sheet to catch ashes on the bottom. I also recommend you get yourself a chimney starter, because otherwise you are going to use a lot of lighter fluid.
If you can put up with these issues, the Brinkmann is a great starter smoker. Its definitely on the low end of smokers. For about three or four times the price, you can get a Weber Smoky Mountain (the "bullet") and not have to babysit it so much.
But you won't necessarily get better results in terms of the end product.
Blogwatch: Jason Perlow Is Smokin'
Actually, I looked over the receipt and I spend $59 on the smoker and $15 on charcoal and lighter fluid.
The smoker is listed online at $59.
In Videos: Celebrating July Fourth on 'Star Trek'
Which is by the way the WORST. STAR TREK. EPISODE. EVER.
Next to Spock's Brain, that is.
A White Manna / White Mana Pilgrimage Revisited
http://offthebroiler.wordpress.com/2006/07/25/nj-dining-white-manna/
By far one of the most all time popular posts on my blog.
Behind the Pitmasters of the Big Apple BBQ Block Party: Ed Mitchell and Chris Lilly
More about Big Apple BBQ Block Party:
More about Ed Mitchell:
http://offthebroiler.wordpress.com/2008/04/30/podcast-45-whole-hog-at-the-pit-with-ed-mitchell/
Chicken Noodle Soup Fails! Advice?
The chicken that you use to make the stock should not be the chicken in the end product. For soup, you primarily should use carcasses and stuff like extra wings and bones to produce the gelatin and heavy flavor of the broth. Whatever chicken is in the stock should be discarded or fed to the dogs.
I would then poach some chicken breasts or brine some chickens and roast them, then chop up the meat and put that in the soup.
Kosher Cheeseburger: Sacrilicious or Sacrilegious?
As to the "appearances" issue -- also referred to the "mar'it ayin " in the Talmud:
Bac-O's are certified by the Orthodox Union. Nobody passing by an orthodox jew eating in a kosher restaurant with a kosher salad bar stocking Bac-O's are ever going to confuse someone with eating real bacon. Same with using Soy protein on top of a burger. You can call it a cheeseburger, but it ain't.
I say they put Bac-O's or Turkey Bacon on top of the Soy Cheese and the burger and go for the triple whammy, the Kosher Bacon Cheeseburger.
Robert Irvine Fired from the Food Network
I'll tell you who I think should replace him -- Michael Lomonaco. Nobody is more personable and "real" than Michael.
What's Your Best Boeuf Bourguignonne?
The one from the Les Halles cookbook. That is THE classic.
Best of the pressed- favourite olive oils?
If you can afford it, I am very partial to the oils sold by Jim Dixon at the Real Good Food website:
Dixon is a boutique olive oil importer, I am especially fond of the Bettini which is an organic olive oil from Umbria, which is a very fruity and peppery oil.
Happy Valentine's Day, AHT Style
Yeah, I reset the timestamp this weekend. That breaks posts on WordPress.
Sadly, Rachel and I can't do White Castle anymore. We're on a health kick. These days, if we are doing burgers, we do stuff like this:
http://offthebroiler.wordpress.com/2008/02/12/turkey-burger-redux/
Happy Valentine's Day, AHT Style
We did this a number of years ago and it was great fun.
http://offthebroiler.wordpress.com/2006/02/14/a-white-castle-valentine/
Sunday Night Soups: Gumbo
Priller: I think you can have a okra-less gumbo, particularly if you are using heavy amounts of meat and no seafood. But then you have to use file' to compensate.
I think you need to have a roux to be a gumbo, not necessarily okra,.
Sunday Night Soups: Gumbo
I recently did a post about gumbo after returning from New Orleans, where I spent some time in the kitchen with Creole chef Kenneth Smith from Upperline restaurant:
http://offthebroiler.wordpress.com/2007/09/08/more-about-gumbo/
Of particular interest to this thread is a video I filmed with Ken where he shows me his gumbo making technique, that I think you guys will find fascinating.
The Serious Eats Doughnut Glossary
Growing up in Minnesota, we didn't actually have a ton of local doughnut shops at the time, so we had to get them from grocery bakeries.
My local grocery store had both long john's AND eclairs - the key difference being the filling. Long Johns had none and sometimes had sprinkles or coconut topping - where as eclairs were filled evil.
A White Manna / White Mana Pilgrimage Revisited
Went to White Manna today... wow.
Fantastic chocolate milkshake as well!
A White Manna / White Mana Pilgrimage Revisited
I finally popped my White Manna cherry:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/klg19/3965799933/sizes/l/
DAMN. That is a good, good burger.
McDonald's Angus Third Pounder
I had the Bacon Angus Burger the other night on my way home form the golf course. I would much rather have a burger from Hardee's. I think they are far superior. I admit that McDonald's Angus burger is the best thing on their menu, but I still would go across the street for something else.
McDonald's Angus Third Pounder
I just ordered the Bacon Angus burger and took one bite and noticed it was cold. Upon further inspection, I noticed that the burger was not cooked all the way. I took another bite just to see if it was the outer perimeter, but the middle was even bloodier. I don't mind rare meat, but not with hamburger meat, especially fast food hamburger meat. I tried calling the Micky D's I ordered from, but no one answered. I took the extra time out of my lunch and drove back to the location. I spoke to the manager and she agreed that it was not thoroughly cooked. She offered me a new sandwich, but I felt at that point a new sandwich for all my trouble was not enough. The only thing she said she could offer me was my money back. I took the money. I will say the first time I tried the mushroom n swiss, which was good, but make sure that when you order this thing it comes cooked.
How Long Would the Large Hadron Collider Take to Defrost a Pizza?
Still good 9 months later......awesome!...lol :)
The State(s) of Fried Clams
Having grown up on Boston's North Shore I can comfortably state that the best fried clams on the planet are served at the Choate Bridge Pub in Ipswich, MA. Once you have tasted them, you will thank me.
Curried Away
@maxcriden: I don't have the energy to find it now, but I think someone in the New York Times made his own curry powder for this. It differs from an Indian curry, I believe. Just google around for it. I think it was Sam Sifton who did it.
Curried Away
Is there a way to make my own curry powder for this, rather than relying on those blocks?
'Foie You' Sandwich from Picnic Caterers in New Jersey
I agree about being forced to do anything. We have Compassion in World Farming over here, which I think does a great job in educating and encouraging without going all PETA on anyone...they wholly endorse the 'Pink Veal', for instance. Their stance is, in their perfect world, everyone would go vegetarian, but that's not going to happen tomorrow. In the meantime, they encourage and support ethically raised meat.
I'm lucky enough to have a farm shop a few miles down the road which raises and butchers its own animals. You can see the pigs and cattle grazing on a few acres of grass, with fresh straw, fresh water, and even some toys to keep the pigs happy. They even have a special pen for piglets so they can stay with their mum, with a bowl of cut up fruit and veg for the public to feed them with. We don't eat much meat around our house, but if we do, it almost always comes from there. My kids are allowed with some exceptions to eat what they want (I'm not nuts about cheap meat or fast food in general) but they both know what a proper sausage tastes like, or how bacon should be, and it's really amazing how much better well-raised animals taste. A hand-made Gloucester Old-Spot sausage or gammon steak from an animal raised on grass and proper food rather than a genetic mutant raised on silage and indifference...there's no comparison. Does it cost more? Yes. Is it worth it, even if it means having it less? Definitely yes.
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's 'Meat' book nicely sets out ways to enjoy meat...virtually all types of meat...while still caring for the animal that provided it, and not wasting anything. I highly recommend it, if anyone hasn't read it.
'Foie You' Sandwich from Picnic Caterers in New Jersey
NotAmerican, when I think of milk-fed veal, I am thinking of the British model (I think one brand is called "rose veal". I saw a segment on it on BBC America - I really hope it takes hold here in the States).
At least you and I agree on something! Agreeing to disagree.
I think it's great for us all to have a discussion on this topic. It's groups like Farm Sanctuary who tell me what I can and can't eat and who target small businesses that get my dander up.
'Foie You' Sandwich from Picnic Caterers in New Jersey
'Milk-fed' generally refers to veal calves fed nothing but formula, kept in tight wooden pens so they cant exert themselves, with nothing metallic around so they get no iron at all. Calves generally don't get their mother's milk...it's too valuable.
The absence of iron and exercise is why milk-fed veal is so pale. The calves need to be restrained or they'll try and drink their own urine to get nutrients.
Britain is trying 'pink veal' as an experiment...as long as you have a dairy herd, you'll have bull calves you don't need. Rather than pen them up, they're allowed to graze freely. The meat looks different, but tastes just as good if cooked right. It's better than shipping them off to mainland Europe for cruelty before slaughter.
As for foie gras, I think we'll just have to agree to disagree.
'Foie You' Sandwich from Picnic Caterers in New Jersey
Yes I do eat milk-fed veal. What do you calves eat? Milk. Well-cared for, milk-fed calves produce delicious meat.
You're right, I totally agree that something doesn't cease to be wrong because something else is more wrong. However, I don't actually think that the way American ducks are fed through gavage is inhumane or wrong.
'Foie You' Sandwich from Picnic Caterers in New Jersey
In gavage based foie gras production, the liver expands to two to three times its normal size. I'd call that exploding. An enlarged liver is never a good thing...ask your local alcoholic.
And I am totally against battery chicken methods...I keep the little lovelies. But something doesn't cease to be wrong because something else is more wrong.
Watch a video of a goose (or as you said a duck in America) with a funnel shoved down its throat having a mixture of grain and fat pumped into it and tell me that's okay, because it makes it extra tasty after it's been killed. Would you eat milk-fed veal? It tastes better than the pink stuff apparently. Does that make it okay?
'Foie You' Sandwich from Picnic Caterers in New Jersey
First of all, American foie is produced from ducks, not geese. Just clarifying that point.
Second, I recommend everyone on both sides of this issue read Foie Gras Wars by Marc Caro for a very interesting history of the product and its production.
Foie gras is not "exploded liver". Foie gras was first discovered by folks who caught and slaughtered geese prior to migration. Those livers were engorged and fatty due to the geese gorging themselves prior to their seasonal migration. When geese and ducks are heavily fed their livers become fatty and swollen, but they do not explode.
American foie gras is produced from ducks that are not caged. They are hand-handled during the feeding process. Hudson Valley foie gras provides incentives to their workers (one team is responsible for feeding the same batch of ducks through the process) to ensure that the ducks are cared for and treated well.
Ducks that are raised for foie gras production have much longer lives than any chicken raised for meat. I have an obligation to myself and to the animals that have given their lives for my dinner to treat them with respect and honor: use every part of the animal, cook the meat well and consume it in good company. Our food web is just that, a web: everything is interconnected. If you eat any animal products you are part of that cycle, perhaps in ways you don't even realize. Don't eat foie, but eat duck breasts? Where do you think the duck breasts came from? Could be from a duck raised for foie gras. Think veal is inhumane, but drink milk? Where do think all the male calves born to dairy cows go? Right-o, veal production.
If groups like Farm Sanctuary truly wanted to make an impact on overall animal welfare in this country, they should go after battery chicken producers like Tyson or Purdue - who treat their chickens far worse than any foie gras duck and who kill thousands more animals annually. It's much easier to go after small business owners who don't have the financial resources to fight back.
'Foie You' Sandwich from Picnic Caterers in New Jersey
Okay, I'm going to wade into this, probably foolishly.
Foie Gras is tasty, I'll admit. I've had it before.
But a food-stuff that requires force-feeding (usually with a tube inserted down the throat of the goose) is not worth it. Kittens might be tasty. Baby squirrels might be tasty. Hell, human babies might be delicious. But I'll never know.
If we eat animals, we have an obligation to make their lives as happy as possible before they're butchered. Geese are intelligent creatures and excellent parents. Could you live without the flavour of exploded liver? Could you let them live and be killed mercifully, enjoy the meat, and not torture them beforehand (for torture it is).
Bragging about your meat consumption is an internet meme that is well past its prime. (I eat raw lion for breakfast, and wash it down with horse tears. I'm hard, me!) All I'm saying is that exploding a goose's liver for the purposes of a spread maybe isn't a great idea.
'Foie You' Sandwich from Picnic Caterers in New Jersey
As it is, there is no such thing as humane foie gras, so I just can't support serving it.
But I don't approve of harassment, even in the name of animal rights, and I wish activists would stop killing their cred with stupid stunts.
'Foie You' Sandwich from Picnic Caterers in New Jersey
Christine, you go girl! Some anti-foie types vandalized a restaurant in the DC area last month, but of course, they did it in the dead of night, anonymously, making their stance seem about as meaningful as lighting a bag of poop on a doorstep and running away.
Now I want one of those "Foie You" 'wiches.
'Foie You' Sandwich from Picnic Caterers in New Jersey
Foie you Christine.
As great as it is that Hudson Valley "prides itself on humane animal treatment" a quick glance at their website doesnt suggest its a top concern (read: not mentioned) let alone that they actually produce 'ethical foie gras', though I would love to be proved wrong.
I just cant support food that comes from an animal that suffered its entire life. Im sure karma will dole out the justice in due course.
'Foie You' Sandwich from Picnic Caterers in New Jersey
So did David Chang at all his momofuku restaurants.
'Foie You' Sandwich from Picnic Caterers in New Jersey
@Chocolatesa - I'm in total agreement. There have even been instances in California where a chef's family has been threatened because of his use of Foie Gras. Another great "Foie You" was done by Chef Damien Brasel of Knife & Fork Restaurant in NYC. After picketers wouldn't stop protesting outside of his restaurant, telling customers that his food was "unclean" and "unethical," and just generally harassing the poor guy, Brasel created a Foie Gras tasting menu in spite of them all!
'Foie You' Sandwich from Picnic Caterers in New Jersey
DAMN that sounds like a good sandwich.
'Foie You' Sandwich from Picnic Caterers in New Jersey
Lolll! I love this :P I'd get some myself if I was in the area. Those animal rights groups go too far sometimes.
Robert Irvine Fired from the Food Network
Just saw a commercial for a new episode.. Guess they took him back?
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Foie Gras over Poached Pears and Puffed Pastry
Posted by jperlow, March 4, 2009 at 10:55 AM
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FYI:
Christine wanted me to tell everyone that the Foie You will be available for Friday pickup if you place orders by noon tomorrow.
Picnic will offer the sandwich weekly via special order until demand subsides.