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Chocolate covered strawberries-- which leads to chocolate covered anything...
Video: A Cheese Platter, as Assembled by The Office's Andy Bernard
OMG! I love the office...and cheese. Thank you so much for this post :)
Beer me five!
What Was Your Favorite School Cafeteria Food?
In elementary school i loved the cold triple decker PB&J's... Also i loved the taste of the sloppy joes with melted kraft cheese but i didnt like the chunkiness of it so i would scrape it all out and eat what became a sloppy joe flavored cheese sandwich mmmmm.....i've tried to recreate it but to no avail.
In H.S. we had open campus so i always left for lunch. lucky me
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California Travel Suggestions
Where are you from? For sure take the 101 down Cali then get on the Pacific Coast Highway for some more awesome scenery.....you will run into great places to eat along the way. Also Solvang (about 30 miles north of Santa Barbara) is a great little danish town with delicious food and it is so gorgeous during the holidays- a must see
sexy food suggestions
Chocolate covered strawberries-- which leads to chocolate covered anything...
Video: A Cheese Platter, as Assembled by The Office's Andy Bernard
OMG! I love the office...and cheese. Thank you so much for this post :)
Beer me five!
What Was Your Favorite School Cafeteria Food?
In elementary school i loved the cold triple decker PB&J's... Also i loved the taste of the sloppy joes with melted kraft cheese but i didnt like the chunkiness of it so i would scrape it all out and eat what became a sloppy joe flavored cheese sandwich mmmmm.....i've tried to recreate it but to no avail.
In H.S. we had open campus so i always left for lunch. lucky me
I met Rick Bayless! (And I still can't believe it)
seriously! Thats truly a one of a kind event.....I'm so jealous.
did my topic get deleted?
@donnie--actually I did....look again & I didnt have a problem with your thread at all. Thats why i said I've seen similar postings that were not necessarily about food. My comment was i like this site the way it is. That it always makes me laugh.
Dove recipes?
When i saw dove i immediatly thought of the ice cream......poor birdie. Its all good though..... to each his own :)
Best food for a stomach ache?
For a sour stomach i'd say toast but for a hngover i'd go with Mexican food!!! yum, always makes me feel better :P maybe its the spice....
did my topic get deleted?
That sucks. I see non-related food stuff all the time here. Like the one where someone started a thread called "whats up with all these one word postings?" or something like that.
I thought it was a common food dillema you were facing...sorry
Healthy snack for your kids
Those pics look delish. I have a watermelon thats been on my counter for a while. seems like a good way to use up the rest. Once we open it up i know we wont be able to finsh it all. Thanks for the idea ;)
Lunch with a coworker who you don't like
Thats a tricky one because you obviously dont want to offend a co-worker that you have to see on a daily basis... but you also dont wanna dread lunch everyday. That would suck. I love it when lunch time rolls around :D
Are you going out to lunch with her or is she in the break room the same time you are? If your stuck in the break room with her then I would just listen to an ipod or read a book, anything to start sending out a stronger "leave me alone vibe" and for sure I wouldnt be giving her any more baked goods. Thats just steering her right towards friendville.
Does Burnt Toast Cause Cancer? Maybe
This sucks. I love a lot of things burned and well done....
damn.
What's Up With All These One Word Answer Postings?
@happyeats- then dont waste your time posting in increments
:)
What's Up With All These One Word Answer Postings?
@bitchyfoody- HA.... man your too cool for school. I'm gonna take it one step further and go for 3 screen names. That'll have me in the ultra state of cool for sure.
@therealchiffonade- obviously that person did not know if cornstarch could be subbed for cornmeal. thats why they asked the question, so that people like you could answer it. CHILL
I love this site the way it is.....makes me laugh
Cook the Book: 'What We Eat When We Eat Alone'
Oh I have to add this one-----my co worker makes taco salad with all the fixings and then she binds it all together with French dressing and salsa verde. So basically a big bowl of madness, at least thats what I think....maybe thats why she's alone....j/k :P
Cook the Book: 'What We Eat When We Eat Alone'
I'm a military wife, therefore always alone. last night I made blackbean soup and crusty bread. It was so good and something my hunny would have not liked to eat with me for dinner.
When Is It Socially Acceptable to Share Food?
For the Anti Camp---Put a buffer of an order of fries in the middle of the table that way theres a distraction......
Pro Camp--Lets get together and try some new stuff!
Hottest Food Network chick?
Giada looks like a lolipop
Paula deen maybe a lil up there but her eyes still sparkel***
For the laddies- Hottest Food Network Dude?
Curtis Stone can come home with me anytime-I know he's not from FN but maybe thats why he's so yummy........
Tyler Florence back when he used to host Food 911 for sure....now he looks a lil weird :/
Serious Heat: How Do You Gussy Up a Tostada?
This sounds like something i'm gonna have to try...
Growing up I had the typical toppings, mashed pinto beans, meat, cheese, lettice, tomato...etc
I make this one version where its topped with a sort of chicken salad mixture. You combine shredded chicken, peas, carrots, corn. green beans, mayo, salt & pepper. And then eat it with hot sauce sprinkled on top. Sounds weird but its sooooooo good.
What do you go "out" for?
PIZZA-- because the only kind I know how to home-make are the kind you make with english muffins (dont judge) and cooked in the toaster oven. My excuse every time is that the kids like em but i'm always the one finshing em off!! ....
Oh and Pad Thai-- I wish I could make that at home since the only good place in town has a forever wait time.......
Headed to Santa Barbara
I know I didnt start this post but thanks to stefp16 for doing it ...
I seriously go to SB all the time and have never been to any of these places, well except for Rose cafe which is really good. I think I'll have lunch out there tomorrow and I wont go to the Habit like I always do ;)
Why is it that people (me) take things that they have for granted so often?? I hate that......for example its already what practically August and i've only gone to the beach once so far this summer! Sad.
Red Velvet Cake questions.
I'm no expert baker........ but I would make the cake on Friday like you want and cover it after it cools....... then on Saturday put it in the freezer an hour before your ready to cut and assemble. Good luck. I just made one last night that didnt involve any freezing :) recipe from Paula Deen---very delish!
Would you bring your dog to a restaurant?
how lame- comparing dogs to children.
ridiculous
Headed to Santa Barbara
I'm waiting for responses on this one too....ha ha! I live just a hop skip and a jump away from S.B. and I dont know the answer to this one ;)
I have heard that La Super Rica is great though.....next time I go i'm gonna hit that spot up for sure.
California Travel Suggestions
Being from Santa Cruz I must agree.... Driving Hwy 1 from SC to BigSur is a MUST DO. Be prepared to stop for photo ops frequently, don't be in a hurry. If in SC on a Wednesday, go to the Farmer's Mkt downtown. It's a great mix of awesome farmers and hippy/only-in-sc culture.
Be cautious on Hwy 17 (only route from san jose to santa cruz). And by all means, stay in the slow lane if you are nervous. Us locals tend to drive that road like maniacs. lol.
sexy food suggestions
Having some, ummm...experience in this area...and going back to the "grilled cheese" reference...some foods that go particular well with "grilled cheese" (especially if you are anticipating/hoping for grilled cheese) are:
almonds, apples, chocolate, avocado, cheese, cinnamon, cardamom, lemon, peppermint and pineapple. Especially pineapple.
Things that do NOT go well with "grilled cheese" (should not be eaten before consuming a "grilled cheese") are:
asparagus, onion, garlic or curry
Just trust me on this and you'll enjoy MANY more grilled cheese sandwiches...
What Was Your Favorite School Cafeteria Food?
in my high school we had 4 stations and a decent amount of options, yet i would only get 5 things - ever! friday was pizza day and i would always dip my pizza in the mini salad and dressing it came with.
wed was chicken ranchero day - chicken patty topped with bacon, american cheese and the obligatory lettuce and tomato slice and you top it yourself with ranch dressing on a kaiser roll and it usually came with baked mac and cheese - the line on wed was always rediculously long!
the other days i had a bagel with cream cheese, fries and an arizona iced tea. or cheese nachos loaded with toppings (i don't eat beef) or a cheese sandwich on a kaiser as i have always been adverse to lunch meat.
i am very surprised i have normal cholesterol these days - i can't imagine what it was back then...although growing up in a vegetarian household my other meals must have cancelled out the cholesterol loaded fest during the school week.
For the laddies- Hottest Food Network Dude?
HA! HA! OMG! some of these posts are freaking hilarious! Thanks!
okay...I have a serious thing for Chris Cosentino...always liked him on the Next Iron Chef...
Aaron is pretty yummy too....Has anyone seen his tats before???
I met Rick Bayless! (And I still can't believe it)
Let's just say I WAS a giddy school girl...haha.
sexy food suggestions
One of my favorite dates with my boyfriend was when we made our own sushi together! It was awesome and romantic but of course we're both huge sushi fans so that helped.
sexy food suggestions
You could pull the George Costanza and bring a pastrami sandwich to bed, and sneak from under the covers to get a bite.
sexy food suggestions
whipped cream...as italiancupcake suggests.
everyone here loves food ;
and we can safely assume we all love sex.
why not combine them!!!???!!! AT THE SAME TIME!
über fun overload
sexy food suggestions
@italiancupcake -- I draw the line at sushi. That's just wrong.
Crème brûlée is an absolute winner.
sexy food suggestions
the sexiest food is any food eaten OFF the person...
sexy food suggestions
Hi Emily,
Thanks much for posting the original article b/c I too kinda felt left out of the grilled cheese in-joke. Was the joke obvious or am I missing something...not sure, kinda slow on the uptake.
My husband loves homemade chicken soup. Not particularly sexy food...but after he eats it, he feels great. BTW, I love to hear him tell me, "Thanks for a wonderful dinner," when he has enjoyed it. I am not the best cook by far, but he says it often enough. So, in addition to sexy foods, I would like to add feel good words.
sexy food suggestions
Rump of anything, breast of anything, leg of anything, hotdogs, cucumbers, clams, oysters, ......need I say more :-)
sexy food suggestions
I love it when my husband and I get to cook alone in our kitchen on a weekend evening. That is always a sensual/sexy evening no matter what the menu. Problem is my grandchildren and daughter live with us. Would someone take them for an overnight? :-)
sexy food suggestions
Go se a nice butcher and ask him for a 1 1/4 " thick rib eye.....butterflied.....when open it will resemble the shape of a heart....season an grill it to your liking......stream some broccoli and serve with hollandaise sauce....along with the risotto he likes.For dessert,get a 4 or 5" heart shaped pan ,line it with saran wrap and fill it with vanilla ice cream.Freeze till firm.When you're ready for dessert,unmold the heart shape ice cream onto a nice plate and drizzle it with some raspberry sauce.Asti-spumante also helps,along with low lights and romantic music.
sexy food suggestions
you guys are fantastic!
Thanks for all the ideas.
@hmw: those were entertaining. and helpful.
The new guy has identified a love for risotto, so after careful consideration, I'm gonna break out the big guns and choose a combination of his and my favorite ingredients, and... well, hopefully it will be a lovely play-in-the-kitchen-date.
sexy food suggestions
I dislike when threads become exclusionary--I should have posted this with my original comment. For those not in the know- the in-joke is about this thread. http://www.seriouseats.com/talk/2009/07/grilled-cheese.html
Grilled cheese became a euphemism for something that should never EVER be described as 'cheesy'.
I wasn't even in on that thread and it still makes me laugh to think about it.
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ha ha ha ha...grilled cheese...i love my fellow se'ers...nearly forgot about that.
my boyfriend just texted my that he got us steaks for dinner tonight. that's about the sexiest thing i've heard all day.
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A nice grilled cheese in front of the TV watching football , after pizza and beer!
That my friends, is what I call a keeper.... and a damned fine first date!
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Yea...I think the grilled cheese flew over some of your heads. : )
sexy food suggestions
I can no longer talk about grilled cheese without thinking about something else. thanks SE.
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@BananaMonkey: I WISH my boyfriend liked grilled cheese as much as I do!!
Agreed on the chocolate covered anything. But for dinner, I like spaghetti/angel hair pasta with any kind of sauce. Spaghetti with clams and butter...yum. I am more of a romantic, so the " Lady and the Tramp" approach to dates is up my alley.
And don't forget good wine ;)
sexy food suggestions
Grilled cheese again? Didn't we just have that? Drool.
I'm with the chocolate lovers on this one.
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Where are you from? For sure take the 101 down Cali then get on the Pacific Coast Highway for some more awesome scenery.....you will run into great places to eat along the way. Also Solvang (about 30 miles north of Santa Barbara) is a great little danish town with delicious food and it is so gorgeous during the holidays- a must see