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Website: http://www.Idonthaveone.com

Location: Boston, MA

About: I like food, hockey, and punk rock.

Favorite foods: Meat, starch.

Last bite on earth: A lightly salted perfectly ripe plum tomato.

The Ten Most Recent Comments By jorach

From Recipes

Lakers Will Roast and Beet the Celtics

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

From Talk

Shedding Some Skin (Garlic that is)

I just smash garlic cloves with the bottom of a beer bottle, which encourages me to drink before, during, and after cooking.

From Required Eating

'Top Chef' Contestant Lisa Fernandes Hates Your Poor Blogger Ass

I don't burn basic ingredients when I cook, but I'm sure Lisa Fernandes is a great chef.

From Talk

Anyone been to a Ruth's Chris?

I've been to Ruth's Chris and it's really nothing special. It's not bad, you'll certainly get a decent steak, but I wouldn't drive 30 minutes to one, let alone 90.

From Talk

What am I going to do with these lemons?

Squeeze them into glasses of Hoegaarden or Franziskaner hefeweizen.

From Required Eating

College Dining Halls Go Upscale to Lure Students

I graduated from Boston University in 2006, but my freshman year they had a night once a month where they did lobster, or steak or something like that for the price of a regular meal.

From Required Eating

In Videos: Dr. Steve Brule, Your Green Grocer

"I don't know what this is. I didn't ask for this."

From Required Eating

Is 'Authentic' Ethnic Food By Definition Better? Does Authentic Trump Delicious?

I enjoy trying out "authentic" food, but when push comes to shove I'm going to eat what's tasty. Sometimes that's the authentic joint, and sometimes it's not, but I'm not going to only eat at the authentic joint to be some sort of pretentious food snob. I get enjoyment from the taste of a good meal, not telling people they enjoy food the wrong way.

That op-ed piece was pathetic. To quote:

"In the last year, I have read that there are five, six or eight great regional traditions of Chinese cooking. In fact, there are four, always and ever four."

Quelle horreur. America is a barren wasteland of crap food because most people don't know how many regions of Chinese cooking there are, and that the Chinese only steam black skinned chickens instead of eating them. Give me a break.

From Required Eating

The Space Time Continuum Is at Risk

My longtime girlfriend is gluten-free, and I like bread and pasta as much as anyone. Big deal, I cook gluten-free whenever possible. We now have two pasta pots instead of one, and that's about it.

From Required Eating

In Videos: Cat Trying To Eat Cake

You can do it cat, don't give up!

Responses to Comments by jorach

From Required Eating

Bacon-Wrapped Turkey: You Know You Want It

best turkey ever!! but you have to stabb it and stick the bacon in side.... that will make it the juiciest turkey eveeeerrrrr!!!

From Recipes

Lakers Will Roast and Beet the Celtics

Celtics fan for life! I never liked beets anyways.... :)

From Recipes

Lakers Will Roast and Beet the Celtics

Time for some real Boston eats: Boston Baked Beans, Boston Creme Pie, and some CHOWDAH to celebrate victory in New England!

From Recipes

Lakers Will Roast and Beet the Celtics

How could you shame the noble beet with such nonsense?

From Recipes

Lakers Will Roast and Beet the Celtics

Go, Celts! w00t!

From Required Eating

'Top Chef' Contestant Lisa Fernandes Hates Your Poor Blogger Ass

She's like a monkfish stuffed with durian. Horrible on both the inside and the outside. Next time I have dinner at Per Se or Citronelle, I'll raise a glass to toast being so poor I can't afford to eat at her stupid restaurant, and instead have to cash in my poor, blooger food stamps at other establishments. What a stupid bitch.

From Required Eating

'Top Chef' Contestant Lisa Fernandes Hates Your Poor Blogger Ass

@ Southern_bella for saying "Her attitude is so much more unattractive than her physical appearance anyway, since she mentioned people calling her ugly."...

Well said! Good lord, she has the worst attitude ever. And yes, if she beats Stephanie or Richard...I will have a fit (not just because of her personality, because of her past performances with the food).

Hillary
Chew on That

From Required Eating

'Top Chef' Contestant Lisa Fernandes Hates Your Poor Blogger Ass

someone her age? it says she's only 27...is that old? or am i missing something

i'm looking forward to seeing Richard or Stephanie win, they're both nice and quiet, similar to previous winners like Harold, Ilan and Hung to a lesser degree - but none of them were ever annoyingly harsh (well maybe Ilan towards Marcel)

To make her less painful to watch next week, I hope Lisa wears clothes that actually fit, and no tank top please!

From Required Eating

'Top Chef' Contestant Lisa Fernandes Hates Your Poor Blogger Ass

I could care less who she sleeps with or what she looks like. I could even care less about her malcontent attitude. Just cook the food and stop being an ass. Nothing is more distasteful than some ass in the kitchen, acting all prima donna like when in fact some of their cooking sucks ass.
I judge these reality cooking shows by the food. Some of her food was not so special.
This pic of her she looks fairly attractive for someone her age. http://www.bravotv.com/Top_Chef/season/4/bios/index.php?cat=chef&p=lisa
so i do not get the hype on her look.
Put your mouth in check and concentrate on the cooking.
Really doesn't matter all told, Steph or Richard are going to win and I like them both and their food. Truely talented people. Richard is just amazing.

From Required Eating

'Top Chef' Contestant Lisa Fernandes Hates Your Poor Blogger Ass

While I agree that what she said was illogical and untrue "people who can't even afford to eat in my restaurant, let alone know how to cook have to say about me". She probably hasn't been shown or edited in the best light. A lot of anonymous commenters feel justified at taking personal swipes at her appearance and her sexual orientation (which should have no bearing). It's unfortunate that she will miss the most important thing that this opportunity may have afforded her...the opportunity to learn from her mistakes and grow as a chef and a person. If she spends any of her time retaliating to awful below-the-apron comments I think she will just continue on in life with arms crossed and lips pursed like she did at judges' table.That leaves a bitter aftertaste.