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Is Public Drinking Good For the Neighborhood?
No. I live in Brooklyn. There'd be empty PBR cans all over the place.
Soda: Polar Seltzer's Christmas Flavors
@worcesterguy: I know it's "wista", but I had to tailor for people who don't live in the most wicked awesome place in the world.
@JKLA:
1. I'll be as late as I want to be.
2. I saw you sniffing Reddi-Wip at the Cooke Swap
3. I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister out of my comments.
Soda: Polar Seltzer's Christmas Flavors
Buzz, don't be a moron.
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Reality Check: Wendy's New Hot 'N Juicy
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Chain Reaction: Blake's Lotaburger
Posted by John M. Edwards, September 9, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Chain Reaction: California Pizza Kitchen
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First Taste: The McRib Is Back
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Manhattan Special Espresso Coffee Soda
@CareyJones: I'm not sure about you, but I've been craving one of these since I saw the image 10 minutes ago. Are you feeling that?
Does anyone else feel the same cravings for this one day after?
@Tongo Rad: I could see using Espresso Coffee Soda to make some sort of Whtie Russian variation.
@Gisele Bundchen: Learn the rules before you make comments to the press.
Is Public Drinking Good For the Neighborhood?
No. I live in Brooklyn. There'd be empty PBR cans all over the place.
Soda: Polar Seltzer's Christmas Flavors
@worcesterguy: I know it's "wista", but I had to tailor for people who don't live in the most wicked awesome place in the world.
@JKLA:
1. I'll be as late as I want to be.
2. I saw you sniffing Reddi-Wip at the Cooke Swap
3. I'm gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister out of my comments.
Soda: Polar Seltzer's Christmas Flavors
Buzz, don't be a moron.
Soda: We Try All 127 Flavors from the Coke Freestyle Machine
This was actually really enjoyable. Nothing like going to Five Guys four nights in a week!
What Happens When You Order Every Mix-In at Cold Stone Creamery?
Hey all, thanks for the comments! I'm glad everyone has been so positive thus far. This was a fun one to do!
@Erin_in_AR: I'd love to hear some of your suggestions.
New at Wawa: Pepperoni Pizza Hoagie
I can't even begin to tell you how ironic the whole ordeal was. As I'm pulling off the highway, I'm thinking "God, I miss Wawa. I'm so happy I'm about to buy gas from them." My spirits dropped when the car wouldn't turn over. That hoagie turned everything around, I tell you.
You know you're from South Jersey if you've ever slept behind a Wawa!
We Try Every Cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory
Maggie is right. I could go for another slice of their cheesecake right now, actually.
Is Louisiana Seafood Safe?
Cool Chichi!
When I was there last year, the owner of Cochon said he had no trouble getting seafood from the Gulf that was safe and delicious, but that the rest of the country definitely had a lull in its confidence in Gulf Seafood.
Will be looking out for the other columns.
On another note, I was with friends from Louisiana two months ago, and we did a crawfish boil (corn, potatoes, etc.). It was delicious!
My Favorite Summer Drink: Pernod
o, putaing, le pastagas! faut pas le noyer!
Have You Ever Tried Hop-Flavored Whiskey?
Woah, that sounds pretty awesome.
Meet Our New Sites!
ARGH! First Gmail Motion and now this! Fooled twice and its not even 9AM. I need some coffee...
Angus Attack: Arby's Angus Three Cheese and Bacon
@mdeatherage: Woah, interesting. I have to say, tasting them both side to side, I would have completely imagined the reverse. I'm sure there's a lot omitted from the regular roast beef ingredients. The regular roast beef looked totally processed, whereas I could see the strands of beef in the Angus roast beef.
The Best Fast-Food Fried Chicken Sandwich?
Hey all,
Thanks for the comments!
@Doug/NY: Thanks for catching that!
@jfitz: I'm far from being a "lefty." I also do think that Chick-fil-a has made their political views known in a number of ways. I referenced their politics mainly because I once saw a Gawker post where the author said "Chick-fil-a's sandwiches are almost as bad as their politics". The commenters almost unanimously retorted "say what you want about their beliefs, the chicken is darned good."
In general, I was really surprised by Popeye's and KFC. I fully expected Chick-fil-a to win the day hands-down, but Popeye's and KFC really surprised me. I almost felt like they should be in a third category (chicken tender subs) instead of chicken sandwiches, with Chick-fil-a being the winner of the sandwich category.
Blast from the Past: The McDLT
I love that Jason Alexander's wearing a white jacket with the 3/4 length sleeves. Very Don Johnson.
Blast from the Past: The McDLT
@MelMoitzen: Wow, good catch! I thought I saw the Big 'n Tasty on the menu, but that may have been a few months ago.
@kariface: Good call! Maybe I'll do the Arch Deluxe in a future post.
@osomatic: The Arch Deluxe was a "burger for adults" that had bacon, lettuce, tomato, fancy ketchup, special mustard, mayo, and a potato-flour bun. At the time, McDonald's spent around $100 million on the ad campaign, and it ended up not working out.
Wendy's Spicy Asiago Ranch Chicken Club: Long Name, Small Changes
@Aya and Will Gordon: A strange combo indeed.
@CrashBangBoom: Good call, definitely more of a B+ than anything in the A range.
'Chipotle BBQ Bacon Angus' at McDonald's
Hey all, thanks for the comments! I'm glad you liked the post.
I'm sorry to have unleashed a discussion about the Atkins diet. I'm actually following the "Slow Carb" diet from Tim Ferriss's new book "The 4-Hour Body." As a former college athlete, coaches always said that the Atkins depletes your glycogen, and that you suffer from exhaustion after two weeks of it, so I never followed it. However, I'm much less active than I used to be, so I thought I'd give it a try.
The "Slow Carb" diet is strange in that it doesn't allow any "white carbs" and specifically disallows fruit. But, the "Slow Carb" diet allows for a cheat day, where you can eat all the fruit, yogurt, bread, etc. that you want. I don't really eat a lot of fruit to begin with, and way too many Donuts, Oreos, Pieces of Fried Chicken, Cheesesteaks, and Cupcakes. Frankly, I'm the fast food columnist. A month with no bread, and fast food tastings (not scarfing the whole darned burger) only on cheat days will probably be good for me.
Here's a quick snapshot of what I've been eating:
Lentils, Black Beans, Eggs, Turkey Bacon, Chicken Breasts, Kale Chips, Chickpea Stew, Eggplant Stew, Steak or Chicken Salads, Daily Multivitamin, Fresh Cut Red and Green Peppers
And a snapshot of things I normally eat that I haven't been eating:
Donuts, Rice, Nutella on Toast, Oreo's, Chick-fil-a, Cheesesteaks, Anything from Subway, Chocolate from the SEHQ, 2 Sugars in my coffee, Endless amounts of bread
I’ve you’re really interested, I’ll keep you updated of my progress.
What Are Your 'Dollar Menu' Favorites?
@Lili13: Good call on the Cinnamon Twists.
With regards to pricing, I saw Wendy's Chili in NYC, and it was over $1. Similarly, the only McDonald's that I saw actually under a dollar in NYC were the Apple Pies and the Yogurt Parfait (gross). There's a lot of fluctuation out there, and I really wanted to find stuff that was actually 100 cents or less. I also don't think that's just New York. I've seen higher prices than I remembered in Massachusetts, and back home in Pittsburgh. Have yinz experienced this?
Go Stillers!
Reality Check: Burger King's Jalapeño and Cheddar BK Stuffed Steakhouse
@toad3000: Good catch. And they definitely promote it as iceberg lettuce on the website.
@Tacos de Ojos: The Senator might have to disagree. One year ago, I would have agreed. But, in the last year, The Whiplash Whopper, the Stuffed Steakhouse, and the Chick-fil-a Spicy Chicken have all shown me that fast food can be spicy.
Thanks for the comments all!
New at Taco Bell: The Beefy Crunch Burrito
@ Will Gordon and J. Kenji Bieber-Alt: I think the sogginess of the Fritos depends upon where they are placed relative to other ingredients. Mine were on top of the sour cream and nacho cheese, which may have obscured the flamin' hot (trademark) taste. Yours may have been up against the rice or beef. Good to know they get it right sometimes though.
@square_pie: Definitely a 24-48 hour process. That new BK burger looks a lot like pimento loaf.
Jack in the Box: Breakfast Pita
@sunyata: Great description. The eggs were really good, and just like you said, not gross like fast food egg patties can be.
@jakethemate: I don't remember those. Thanks for letting me know!
It's the pita pocket, George, the pita pocket!
Fast Food Cheesesteak Challenge
@ Truffle Shuffle and Nick D: I can see where my wording was misleading. What I meant was that toppings like onions, peppers, and mushrooms (if you want them) should be grilled in tandem with the steak.
@ Eric Wyman: I second the notion that MA and South Jersey compete with Philly for the best cheesesteaks. New England: the most wicked awesome place in the world.
Anyone have any local spots they like? Some of my favorites are:
Santoro's: Wakefield MA.
Trip's Steaks: Cape May, NJ.
Rudy's Subs: Pittsburgh, PA
Hoagie Haven: Princeton, NJ
Mike and Patty's: Boston, MA
(M+P do the peameal bacon cheesesteak, on occasion)
Taste Test: Dunkin' Donuts' Pancake Sausage Bites
@ Will Gordon and engmcmuffin: They're larger than a munchkin, and IMHO a little large for a one-bite. Close to two munchkins, and more football shaped. Larger mouth folks might be able to accomplish it.
@ jbuofm: I also dip sausage in syrup.
@ toad3000: They are more filling than they look.
Cheap Buzz: Signature Cocktails at Red Lobster
Hey all, thanks for the comments! What we're trying to do with this column was look at the Signature Drinks, not necessarily the "full bar." We're still working out a few kinks, but I'd be happy to hear suggestions on what you guys want to hear from this column.
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Soda: Polar Seltzer's Christmas Flavors
Posted by John M. Edwards, December 20, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Reality Check: Wendy's New Hot 'N Juicy
Posted by John M. Edwards, September 30, 2011 at 10:00 AM
Chain Reaction: Blake's Lotaburger
Posted by John M. Edwards, September 9, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Chain Reaction: California Pizza Kitchen
Posted by John M. Edwards, August 17, 2011 at 1:15 PM
Chain Reaction: Buffalo Wild Wings
Posted by John M. Edwards, August 12, 2011 at 10:15 AM
Chain Reaction: Chuck E. Cheese's New Pizza Recipe
Posted by John M. Edwards, July 28, 2011 at 10:30 AM
What Happens When You Order Every Mix-In at Cold Stone Creamery?
Posted by John M. Edwards, July 21, 2011 at 10:00 AM
New at Wawa: Pepperoni Pizza Hoagie
Posted by John M. Edwards, July 14, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Reality Check: Wendy's New Frosty Parfaits
Posted by John M. Edwards, July 7, 2011 at 4:00 PM
We Try Every Cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory
Posted by John M. Edwards, June 20, 2011 at 4:00 PM
Reality Check: Wendy's Bacon Mushroom Melt
Posted by John M. Edwards, June 16, 2011 at 1:45 PM
Chain Reaction: Papa John's Sausage Sensation
Posted by John M. Edwards, June 8, 2011 at 10:30 AM
Reality Check: White Castle's Bacon Sliders
Posted by John M. Edwards, June 3, 2011 at 2:45 PM
Reality Check: Hardee's Turkey Burgers
Posted by John M. Edwards, May 25, 2011 at 5:00 PM
New at Roy Rogers: The Spicy Chicken Sandwich
Posted by John M. Edwards, May 13, 2011 at 2:30 PM
Blueberry Waffle Sandwich at Dunkin' Donuts
Posted by John M. Edwards, May 6, 2011 at 9:30 AM
Chain Reaction: Cook-Out in North Carolina
Posted by John M. Edwards, May 4, 2011 at 10:30 AM
McDonald's in the UK: Cadbury Creme Egg McFlurry and Mozzarella Dippers
Posted by John M. Edwards, April 27, 2011 at 10:00 AM
UK Fast Food: God Save the (Burger) King
Posted by John M. Edwards, April 22, 2011 at 10:45 AM
KFC in the UK: Is Fast Food Better in Europe?
Posted by John M. Edwards, April 20, 2011 at 9:00 AM
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First Taste: The McRib Is Back
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Website: http://fastfoodr.com
Location: Brooklyn, NY
About: In addition to being the esteemed fast-food columnist at SeriousEats.com, I'm currently working at a health and fitness start-up in New York City.
Favorite foods: Fast food, French Cheese, New Mexican Cuisine (love that green chile), Duck Breast, BBQ Ribs, Pumpkin Gnocchi (Bologna, lemme hear ya), General Tso's Chicken,
Last bite on earth: Corsican Cheese and Jams

@CareyJones: I'm not sure about you, but I've been craving one of these since I saw the image 10 minutes ago. Are you feeling that?
Does anyone else feel the same cravings for this one day after?
@Tongo Rad: I could see using Espresso Coffee Soda to make some sort of Whtie Russian variation.
@Gisele Bundchen: Learn the rules before you make comments to the press.