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white trash/trailer trash theme party food idea?
Dirt. Make some dirt. (not the actual dirt but the desert that looks like it).
First Home! What Should I Make First??
When you buy a new house the first thing you make is love.
Afterward you eat some cheese and olives and drink a bottle of wine.
Cook the Book: 'How to Roast a Lamb'
Lamb kebabs. Gyros. Grilled lamb, medium rare.
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How Do You Survive with One Oven on Thanksgiving?
Not only do I have "just one" oven. My kitchen actually has less counter space than my work cubicle. Yet we still host a 12-15 person dinner. I find that for Thanksgiving the roaster is key and a crock pot or two help. We cook 2 - 12 pound birds. One in the oven timed to come out about a 45 minutes before dinner and one in the roaster. The oven bird is the "show bird" and the roaster bird is carved and served right away. Everything else (except the two veggie dishes) is cooked fully or partially the day before or the morning of and heated or finished dinner (even the mashed potatoes) and is put in oven dishes as soon as the turkey comes out and served right in the dish. I find this arrangement makes it a more social event.
Also our guests bring snacks, drinks, wine, bread, and desert.
white trash/trailer trash theme party food idea?
Dirt. Make some dirt. (not the actual dirt but the desert that looks like it).
First Home! What Should I Make First??
When you buy a new house the first thing you make is love.
Afterward you eat some cheese and olives and drink a bottle of wine.
Cook the Book: 'How to Roast a Lamb'
Lamb kebabs. Gyros. Grilled lamb, medium rare.
Are all celebrities 'gourmets'?
I think with celebrities as gourmets the idea is that they have the ability to eat anything. That money, time, and access to fancy places in any part of the world are no obstacles to them. Presumably they have advisers who are paid to be experts or know experts in fashion, food, decorating, etc. They even could have access to private chefs.
Celebrities are basically the real life "if someone could eat anything they wanted forever, what would they eat?" question. The rest of us are limited by money, time, and even health.
But I don't doubt for a second that many celebrities are spotted at places because they are there to be spotted. "So and so was at UberFude the trendy new hot spot that's taking LA by storm." They would be portrayed as hip and happening. But if "That Guy was spotted at the Ma and Pa's Feedbag." then they are a celebrity who hasn't lost touch with regular folk and is one himself.
Being spotted at a fancy place eating tripe by Thomas Keller doesn't mean you're a gourmet anymore than grabbing a chili dog from the hot dog cart means you're not.
Is dating a picky eater a dealbreaker for anyone?!
Picky eaters are a deal breaker for me in relationships. It would be tough to see myself dating a vegetarian (given my love of steak, chicken wings, sausages). I actually like a lot of vegetarian dishes so if they didn't care if I ate meat we could try to make it work. But it would be impossible to date a picky vegetarian, the kind who actually doesn't like vegetables and really only eats leaf lettuce with dressing, pasta, and potatoes.
Picky eating even strains friendships too. Those people have to know what's at a restaurant before eating. Never want to go someplace new unless it's a new TGI Friday's or Olive Garden.
"Why didn't you tell me you guys were going out to dinner?"
"But you don't want to try Indian food."
"You could pick a place everyone likes so we can all go out."
"But we wanted Indian food at that new place."
Even at the beach, "Hey let's go to that restaurant by the bay!"
"Do they have seafood? I can't go if it smells like fish. Will there be chicken there? I can eat chicken as long as it's not on the bone. Oh wait, there's onions and mushrooms. Is this cheese? I only like American."
Brussels Sprouts
I saw this awesome looking brussels sprout hash on Diners Drive-ins and Dives the other day. If you could get a hold of that recipe that's worth trying.
As for me, I blanch them, saute some shallots, add the sprouts and some pomegranate seeds and some sugar.
Cook the Book: 'New Classic Family Dinners'
For my family you just can't get more comfortable than with a big pot of pasta. Two types come to mind that always remind me of good times.
A simple spaghetti and meatballs. Light watery tomato sauce, but the meatballs are pure heaven. Dense, moist, and packed with flavor.
And spaghetti with olive oil, garlic, and anchovies or sardines.
What's Your Favorite Sandwich?
The Bay of Pigs (Sort of an insane Cuban sandwich on steriods) ham, pork, sausage, cheese, hot sauce, and mustard from Fathead's in Pittsburgh. With a meal-sized appetizer of 'shrooms (beer batter fried mushrooms). http://www.fatheads.com/
And it may be sacrilege in Pittsburgh to say it, but Primanti's is just OK. It's really just glorified drunk food. If that's what you experienced it will always be that special sandwich. If I went, the fried salami and cheese with an egg. A better sandwich option is Peppi's for the Roethlisburger. Hot sausage, steak, eggs, and cheese grilled and slammed haphazardly on a roll.
But almost every local pizza place around here makes a good to great Italian hoagie. You have to stay in business.
The Most Unhealthy Thing You've Ever Made
When I worked at McDonald's we used to invent sandwiches and mine were worse for you than most.
One time I cooked up a quarter pound burger, deep fried a grilled chicken patty (instead of cooking it the "right" way), fried an egg, cooked a sausage patty, and some bacon. Add it to a toasted bun with mayo, arch deluxe sauce (remember that? Well it was bad for you!) and fries (yes the fries are a condiment). For a garnish a chicken nugget on top. Modifications could have been adding a mcrib (in season) or swapping the breaded chicken for the grilled variety.
Also a big mac made with quarter pound burgers and extra sauce is about the simplest way to go really unhealthy.
Time for a Drink: Bloody Mary
The best part of a bloody mary is how versatile the basics are. Tomato juice, liquor, seasoning, and spice. in any combo, with some swap outs, and garnishes it's a drink for all occasions.
I make these a lot. My last one was tomato juice, lime, vodka, celery seed, Worcestershire sauce, tabasco, and a beefstick.
I've made it swapping out the worcestershire for clam juice and the beef stick for shrimp. Or swapping tabasco for horseradish and gardinera. There's just so much you can do.
Cook the Book: The Southern Italian Table
Just One?!? No way.
Greens and beans. Rapini and white beans sauteed in olive oil with garlic.
Everyone thinks carbonara is cheap?!? I guess it can be with cheap Parmesan from a can.
Putanesca - only the olives add cost if you want to go high end.
Pasta with sardines or anchovies. Cooked with oil and garlic.
Fried bread balls with anchovies. Good for a snack, good for a meal.
Iron Chef fantasy match
I'd like to see Bobby Flay vs Alton Brown.
Each cooking in an exact replica of my tiny kitchen.
Secret ingredient - cheese.
what's on your burger?
Salt, Pepper, mustard Or
Butter and Pepper Or
Bacon, blue cheese Or
Salt, Pepper, Mayo, Tomato
This can't be real... can it?
I haven't had KFC in about a year. Mostly because I don't have one on my standard travel routes but also because I think that out of the 11 secret herbs and spices 8 of them are salt. . . I always need to drink massive amounts of water after consuming even one piece of chicken. And my fingers get swollen.
Lest you think I'm sensitive to salt, I eat condensed chicken noodle soup out of the can with no water, suck on those chicken bouillon cubes, drink pickle juice, and can polish off an whole bag of pretzels or chips in a sitting and not notice it the way I do after just one chicken breast.
What do you eat for all-nighters?
For an all nighter of studying?
Peanut butter on toast or saltine crackers.
Ramen Noodles.
Sardines.
Cold pizza.
No Soup For You - Favorite Soups!
I like my homemade chicken soup, and vegetable beef soups the best.
But I also enjoy making (and eating) ham and black bean, minestrone, fish, hot sausage and lentil, potato leek, hot and sour, gazpacho, and so many many more. . . I think I may love more soups than I thought. I couldn't imagine not eating any of those again.
Healthy & Delicious: Avocado and Corn Salsa
I make this but I add beans to it. Generally black beans but if not whatever I have around. When adding beans I double the avocado and tomato.
My one year old loves this stuff.
Standing Room Only: Bari Foods
Now I know what I am doing for dinner tonight. I'm going to recreate this. . .That sandwich looks like everything I require in an Italian hoagie. . .
Overrated hot dog joints Part 3
I have a couple of hot dog criteria.
1 - Natural Casings
2 - Nitrate free (there's no need for it since the hot dogs are refrigerated and the don't sit that long either on the shelf or in my fridge)
3 - Grilled or Pan Fried with lightly charred outsides - no hot dog water for me
4 - Toasted warm bun
5 - whatever toppings you choose you should still be able to see the hot dog in the bun.
6 - when drunk throw all those rules out the window and get as many hot dogs and toppings as you can for $5.
If you had 4lbs of drumsticks....
How about making Jamaican jerk chicken?
There was a recipe for chicken papriska on the site a while back and a chicken adobo recipe you could try.
Hell it's summer, but chicken soup is great too.
What Would Brian Boitano Make? Seriously?
I generally get disappointed in new Food Network programming. But I'd give this a shot like I'd give any other show a shot (for example the Next Food Network Star winner's show). If he can cook, be informative, and be interesting what does it matter if it's Brian Boitano doing the cooking or some guy name Brian from South Jersey?
Sure it sounds gimmicky like stunt casting (And I'm sure South Park guys got paid for the title) but ultimately the show will fail or succeed based on how it holds viewers. That said my expectations are low.
Tailgating... oh yeah baby.
pierogies and kielbasa and kraut.
Collard greens
You can use a smoked turkey leg instead of ham hocks.
You can use them in a pot pie type recipe.
Collard green bread? Like zucchini bread but with greens. . .
Places to Eat off I-80/I-90/I-70
When you get around Toledo, Ohio you can make a side trip in to Tony Packo's. It's not exactly right off the Interstate but it wasn't a bad side trip 15-20 minutes. Lots of famous people have eaten there (including rock stars, presidential candidates etc) and they sign buns which are displayed in cases on the walls. The hot dogs were pretty decent as well.
How Do You Survive with One Oven on Thanksgiving?
It's a really good thing that turkeys need to rest.
How Do You Survive with One Oven on Thanksgiving?
I learned, after hosting 30-40 for dinner when I had little kids, that you cook most of it the day before. We had the best turkey and sides that year. So now I make my turkeys the day before , slice them and put them in a pan and pour in chicken broth to keep it moist. The sides are made and in serving casseroles the day before and just hit the oven when the appetizers come out. I use to spend the day in the kitchen while everyone else enjoyed themselve now I can relax and enjoy myself with everyone else and dinner is still great. Another benefit, my inlaws and mother want a good deal of leftovers to take home with them. I can make extra and have it already packaged for them without trying to get that done after dinner.
How Do You Survive with One Oven on Thanksgiving?
We use a smoker to cook our turkey, so that frees up the oven. I also have an electric roasting pan that is very handy for keeping things warm or cooking the dressing.
How Do You Survive with One Oven on Thanksgiving?
We have one of those countertop convection/rotisserie ovens that we use to keep the side dishes warm until serving - one of the best $80 investments I ever spent. Caveat: I am usually only making holiday dinners for two, so I use smaller casserole dishes. a standard 9 x 13 dish won't fit in this oven, unfortunately.
How Do You Survive with One Oven on Thanksgiving?
For years we worked to find recipes that could be prepared the night before and then warmed, especially if that could be done in the microwave. We got a warming tray that was great for holding things on a buffet. We also instituted the soup course, which allows us to get some food into everyone while we finish up the rest of the meal. After about five yeqrs, we redid the kitchen in our old house and moved the old harvest gold electric range down to the basement specifically so that we could use it on Thanksgiving.
The ultimate solution was to move to a house with double ovens and a six burner cooktop. If we walked into a house that had only one oven, I walked out.
white trash/trailer trash theme party food idea?
olddad, look on a map
Is dating a picky eater a dealbreaker for anyone?!
Dealbreaker for all the reasons listed above.
You want someone to grow old with (It'll come sooner than you think) and anything as important to you as food is there 2-3 times a day, everyday for your whole life.
Best of Luck in finding the right one - watch their eating habits closely.
;)
Time for a Drink: Bloody Mary
The best Bloody Mary I ever had, bar none was in a restaurant in St. Helena, Ca. Can't remember the name but the secret ingredient was
cocktail sauce, not a lot, just a little, try it!
white trash/trailer trash theme party food idea?
Frito boats - a must
Li'l Smokies with BBQ sauce and grape jelly
Li'l Smokies wrapped in crescent roll dough for mini pigs-in-a-blanket
Ho-Hos, Ding Dongs, Twinkies
Cheese in a can with Chicken-in-a-Biscuit crackers
A Velveeta-based dip
Is dating a picky eater a dealbreaker for anyone?!
I canNOT stand a picky eater. His attitude will have a negative effect on your love of food and cooking, and might (ohGod) produce picky offspring as well. Life is to be enjoyed in full - to me, especially if you love cooking and eating and have an adventurous outlook on it. Damn right you need someone to fight with over the last piece of cheesecake. Keep looking - somewhere out there is your soulmate who will give you joy in your life.
Is dating a picky eater a dealbreaker for anyone?!
it sounds as if the problem is as much how his pickiness presents itself Vs the actual fact of the pickiness.
you need to negotiate how he goes about tasting and reacting. instead of filling his plate hiding the uneaten, he should take a bite only, then only take more of what he will actually eat. He also must accept that if he rejects what's for dinner, he makes his own substitute.
You, OTOH, have to deal with adjusting your daily cooking to reflect some of his opinions. Cooking can be fun, but the day in day out feeding of your partner & family isn't so much about the fun for you as about the fact that people need to eat. Plus, if he rejects your food in favor or cornflakes or PBJ for days on end, you can't be hurt.
if you someday are having kids, he needs to have learned to reject in a low-key fashion so as not to 'teach' his pickiness to them. I won't go so far as to expect him to sometimes noticeable eat something he is known to dislike, to model polite behaviour. But it would be handy.
PS I was in a relationship in which we had very different food cultures. our inability to appreciate each others standards was but one of many problems. But 3 times a day one or both of of us being annoyed or mad or disappointed sure didn't help. If you cant fine some way to enjoy meals together, some compromises, then hang it up now.
white trash/trailer trash theme party food idea?
chefroberto, where is southeast central USA?
white trash/trailer trash theme party food idea?
@yayfood... BAHAHAHAHHA. so true :-) thanks for the laugh.
white trash/trailer trash theme party food idea?
Nice stuff! How about Kraft box Mac & "Cheese" with pan-fried Spam bits?
white trash/trailer trash theme party food idea?
oof, my post got cut off. that should read "despite how much I
white trash/trailer trash theme party food idea?
@ChefR0bert - I just noticed that as I read through another post. My unsolicited advice is to ignore it, given how easy it is to miss things like tone and intent when reading words and not having the benefit of facial expression, tone of voice, etc. The murder mystery is more trailer park than farm (my character does psychic readings, apparently!), but ironically enough, my softball team did a white trash bash that went both raunchier and way more 'country'-specific than this one is (to the point where I was glad I couldn't make it, despite how much I
white trash/trailer trash theme party food idea?
Oh I know that joyyy.. thank you. I just thought it would be more fun to incorporate that side of things. I've been to parties like that before and they were a lot of fun. However, my quarrel is with sbelle and her attitude which is being carried over from a different post. No worries joyyy.
white trash/trailer trash theme party food idea?
@ChefR0bert - I wouldn't take it so personally. "White Trash" to me is a subculture ... but one that is pretty varied by where you are. I have seen plenty of 'white trash' that didn't involve farm-related culture of pitchforks/overalls/etc. And "these type of people" are everywhere (my personal experience living it was in PA), so I don't know if I would agree that the majority is in one part of the country or another, but I liked your other suggestions for sure. The hostess is providing booze, but I trust that she's on the right path with that :P
white trash/trailer trash theme party food idea?
There you go trashing my posts again sbelle... nothing better to do today or just like hearing yourself talk? Last time I checked the majority of these type of people come from Southeast Central USA and the majority of that crowd fits into these schemas.
white trash/trailer trash theme party food idea?
Caramelized Cheetos
Dessert Recipes From: Extremely Trashy Recipes
2-cups brown sugar
1-cup butter or margarine
1/4 cup white corn syrup
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
14-1/2 ounce package Cheetos™
Bring the sugar, butter or margarine and syrup to a boil for 5 minutes. Remove from fire. Add baking soda. Stir. Pour over Cheetos in large bowl. Toss and spread on 10×15 buttered pan. Bake at 250 degrees F. for 1 hour, stirring every 15 minutes. Pour out on waxed paper rubbed with additional butter or cooking spray. Quickly separate the Caramelized Cheetos™ pieces and try not to give into temptation!
white trash/trailer trash theme party food idea?
one caveat- it is a white trash party- not a hoe down... why anyone would suggest pitchforks, hoes and overalls is beyond me. Have a great time and please let us know how it goes! :-)
white trash/trailer trash theme party food idea?
Love this thread! I would definitely agree with fried bologna ... it's actually edible, but defintiely a little trashy. Velveeta cheese dip would fall into that category as well. and PORK RINDS with buckets of PBR's.
Can I come?
white trash/trailer trash theme party food idea?
I had a white trash food and movie party early this year and blogged about it here:
http://ladentable.blogspot.com/2009/04/white-trash-sunday-coolickle-anyone.html
white trash/trailer trash theme party food idea?
I told my bf about this dilemma this morning and without missing a beat, he suggested KFC. I was kind of impressed haha. I'm thinking little smokies, the oyster crackers with ranch seasoning, and 'dirt' are winners, as they are ringing true to childhood memories that I had previously blocked. Thanks younse!
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Location: Pittsburgh, PA
About: I eat and drink. I cook so I can do both more and better. I exercise so I can do both longer. I'm not big but I'm not dainty either. "Yes I will add the fried egg to that." - Only in Pittsburgh is a fried egg considered a condiment.
Favorite foods: Spaghetti Carbonara, Steak, Hot Peppers, Cheese (all types), Salamis (all types), chicken wings, garlic, cilantro, pizza. . .
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Not only do I have "just one" oven. My kitchen actually has less counter space than my work cubicle. Yet we still host a 12-15 person dinner. I find that for Thanksgiving the roaster is key and a crock pot or two help. We cook 2 - 12 pound birds. One in the oven timed to come out about a 45 minutes before dinner and one in the roaster. The oven bird is the "show bird" and the roaster bird is carved and served right away. Everything else (except the two veggie dishes) is cooked fully or partially the day before or the morning of and heated or finished dinner (even the mashed potatoes) and is put in oven dishes as soon as the turkey comes out and served right in the dish. I find this arrangement makes it a more social event.
Also our guests bring snacks, drinks, wine, bread, and desert.