You won't find ____ in my fridge!
Pre-made salad dressing.
One of the best road trips I've ever taken was down the Oregon coast from Seattle. We made it our mission to stop at a different greasy spoon diner every day and eat pie - to this day, I still crave pie on road trips.
Also keep an eye out for wineries along the way, those are pretty fun diversions. And, I know it sounds lame, but make a stop at the Tillamook Cheese Factory, it's actually pretty fun.
Definitely stop by Pacific City and eat at the Pelican Pub. The food is good, relatively cheap and the beer they make in house is fantastic. The views out across the ocean are amazing.
Last June I took a drive up highway one from Ca. I stopped at the Surf Shack in Port Orford Oregon. I had the BEST ribs I have ever had there. Cool layed back spot!
white zinfandel, purchased minced garlic, unfinished wine, canned olives, sun dried tomatoes, agribusiness meats, processed foods.
Velveeta and other fake food are too easy, for the food-obsessive folk that we are here at SE. I could just as unsurprisingly say you'd never find poo in my fridge. (said with a smile, ok?)
You'll never find turkey bacon or any other kind of poor substitute for pork in my fridge. Not anymore. Turkey, sure, but only as itself.
You'll also never find nail polish, because I'm a bit lacking in feminine wiles.
You'll never find leftover cooked shrimp or other shellfish, because we'd never allow ourselves to not finish it.
You'd be lucky to find orange juice, because we go through it so damn fast.
Natto is never to enter my house. I'm trying to kick the unhealthy eating, but I am such a foodie that it is tough to say what else you would never find in the fridge (aside from the obvious vegetables and fruits that should never be refridgerated.) Hmm...menudo, beef tongue (like it, but too lazy to cook the stuff,) Limburger Cheese, Epoisses...I love cheese, but the stinky stuff stays out of the house. Durian fruit, processed turkey, Tofurkey. Processed peanut butter, that peanut butter/jelly in one jar., Uncrustables (although I think those go into the freezer.) Fruitcake, Spam, Vienna Sausages, pickled herring, pigs feet, pickled eggs. That's all I have for now, but will probably mull it over on my drive home and come up with another list of stuff.
Traveller, we love Roasted Brussels Sprounts from the Central Market grocery store website. Roasted garlic, olive oil, thyme - what's not to love?!
http://www.centralmarket.com/cm/recipeCategoryListAction.do?recipeId=80822&categoryId=SIPV00
As far as things that won't be in my refrigerator, that's tough because while I'm a picky eater, hubby is not, so there could be just about anything in there!
I'm with you guys on some of these fake foods mentioned---especially Cool Whip---which is on my "no one will make me eat that" list!
Never, ever tomatos...you'll find them on my counter but never in the fridge.
Why do restaurants still insist on putting poor defenseless tomatoes in there??? That brings me to another subject: What's with the hard as rock butter served in restaurants? Any comments?
Mayo - in any form
Salad Dressings (I have always preferred salsas and marinara sauces on my salads for some reason)
Anything fried (like leftovers) - yuck
Brussels Sprouts (I am still waiting to have them prepared in a manner that I actually like - ideas are more than welcome, though, because I would love to like them in some form!
Aunt Jone: Yes my mother absolutely told me that. And then she would go pop a can of fancy feast for the cats and say "see, fish heads, smells like tuna". My co-workers also torture me and it seems that they eat tuna at least twice a week just to piss me off. I think I'll come to work and cook a large vat of collards with a huge ham hock. That should get the place pretty smelly.
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