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Colt Brennan Really Loves In-N-Out

BigWoolyMammoth, I miss the hell out of In-N-Out since moving home to Seattle (not that Dick's isn't my favorite). My personal favorite is a double double, animal style, well-done fries and a Neapolitan shake- read this link, which I find hilarious. Any restaurant with a secret menu is ok in my book.

http://www.tiburon-belvedere.com/cgi/home.cgi?c=In_N_Out

If you can mail me a burger in a thermos, let me know...

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Blue Pumpkins, A Quest Fulfilled

Why doesn't the orange remind you of the Broncos?

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A Lampshade Made Out of Bacon

Dude, I am convinced that the next great thing will be a pig made out of bacon (I'm thinkin sewn together). It's so wrong and so right on many different levels.

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Must-Go Places in San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle

LUNCHBOX LABORATORY IN SEATTLE!!! Tiny place on 15th NW in Ballard that rocks huge, amazing burgers. Several patty selections: beef, buffalo, duck/pork (dork), lamb, prime rib, filet mignon, and something else I can't remember. At least 14 cheeses, 20 something sauces, awesome mac n cheese du jour (maybe bacony, maybe blue cheesy, ya never know til ya get there), beans, o rings. This place might be tiny and have weird hours, but it is worth the confusion and fast pace.

http://lunchboxlaboratory.com/

They can experiment on me any time!!!!!!!

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From A Hamburger Today

Colt Brennan Really Loves In-N-Out

BigWoolyMammoth, I miss the hell out of In-N-Out since moving home to Seattle (not that Dick's isn't my favorite). My personal favorite is a double double, animal style, well-done fries and a Neapolitan shake- read this link, which I find hilarious. Any restaurant with a secret menu is ok in my book.

http://www.tiburon-belvedere.com/cgi/home.cgi?c=In_N_Out

If you can mail me a burger in a thermos, let me know...

From Serious Eats

Blue Pumpkins, A Quest Fulfilled

Why doesn't the orange remind you of the Broncos?

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A Lampshade Made Out of Bacon

Dude, I am convinced that the next great thing will be a pig made out of bacon (I'm thinkin sewn together). It's so wrong and so right on many different levels.

From Talk

Must-Go Places in San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle

LUNCHBOX LABORATORY IN SEATTLE!!! Tiny place on 15th NW in Ballard that rocks huge, amazing burgers. Several patty selections: beef, buffalo, duck/pork (dork), lamb, prime rib, filet mignon, and something else I can't remember. At least 14 cheeses, 20 something sauces, awesome mac n cheese du jour (maybe bacony, maybe blue cheesy, ya never know til ya get there), beans, o rings. This place might be tiny and have weird hours, but it is worth the confusion and fast pace.

http://lunchboxlaboratory.com/

They can experiment on me any time!!!!!!!

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Why don't professional chefs use a garlic press?

The only reason I could ever see for needing a garlic press would be if you had a cutting board that was allergic to garlic. Even in this rare instance, I think it might be better to just tell the board to suck it up and stop its whining.
Anyway, if I don't care about the structural integrity of the garlic, I'll probably end up bashing and smearing the crap out of it with my knife, which is faster also.

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America's Regional Candy

In addition to being the home of the rugged Mountain Bar, the sumptuos Almond Roca and its high-strung cousin- Mocha Roca, the NW has also produced the Washington intrafamous Applets & Cotlets. As far as I can tell, they never escaped the border, but are known to most Washingtonians as a symbol of our state produce. Too bad I don't really care for them...

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Colt Brennan Really Loves In-N-Out

In and Out is good, but the long lines look unattractive.
i would prefer Hinanos than in and out. too many kooks at In and Out..
but i do agree, good burgers for the price. the menu is simple and the employees are always hard at work....

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Blue Pumpkins, A Quest Fulfilled

I found seeds on Amazon.com for 2.95 for 15 seeds, and from the site:
https://www.artisticgardens.com/catalog/index.php?cPath=23_65 for .35- the quantity is not given. I'm going to grow some of these next year, along with an heirloom white and and heirloom orange.

From Talk

Why don't professional chefs use a garlic press?

To me, it's a much larger issue than cleaning, number of uses, etc. but it definitely affects the final taste result, which is very important to me, personally. (I'm bummed I missed this until now, because I've had this discussion many times with good cooks, who are every bit as good a cook as a professional chef--and like to use garlic presses--as opposed to trained chefs (like myself) who have explored many different ways to prepare garlic and find we don't prefer the result.) Using a garlic press does not give you chopped, minced, mashed garlic or garlic paste (which are generally what are used in gourmet cooking), but gives you some of the clove with a lot of the garlic oil which tastes more pungent than if one had the whole clove together. I think this dramatically affects a dish, and is only good for certain purposes, like certain garlicky pasta sauces or mild red salsas (when that type of garlic aftertaste combined with tomatoes and some sugar is very pleasing). To me, each way to prepare garlic, whether slicing, chopping garlic into brunoise or mince or making it into a paste (mince the garlic and then sprinkle some kosher salt onto it, then rub it back and forth with the back of a knife until it's a pulpy mass) all give a different taste to a dish.

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Why don't professional chefs use a garlic press?

Garlic presses are good for one thing. For running playdoh through. It looks really cool and you can use the resulting squirmy looking mass for Barbie hair. She needs it since your brother gave her the butch haircut right?

Thanks for the childhood memory.

From Talk

Why don't professional chefs use a garlic press?

wait...what's wrong with the "stink" of garlic on your hands? and AB is the man. Strive to understand the physics of the kitchen, and it will set you free.
Love & Light,
~cj

From Talk

Why don't professional chefs use a garlic press?

Ok, I admit it! I do own a garlic press which I use when my husband the sous chef isn't available at home. I am not the most graceful user of knives so I try to leave the chopping and mincing to him, but sometimes that is not an option. Yes, knives are better but safety is also a factor when I cook. :-)

From Talk

Why don't professional chefs use a garlic press?

I am FAR from a professional chef and even I don't like to use a garlic press. I don't feel like the little machine gets truly clean (which grosses me out!) and it feel awkward in my hands. Would rather just use a good knife and chop away.

From Talk

Why don't professional chefs use a garlic press?

A knife, a knife!! but only for a few garlic cloves. a mini food chopper is great if there is a need for more than a few, but, for really ground and spicier garlic, use a mortar and pestle. I used to be a medication nurse and used this tool often to grind up pills to put into applesauce for my elderly patients. Nothing, in my experience, can beat this tool for making something finely ground. I use mine exclusively for garlic, but if you wish to use if for something else, just wipe it out with some lemon juice or soapy hot water. I always have a problem smashing garlic with my knife to make it spreadable on garlic bread. So, if I have a unitasker, it won't be a garlic press, it must be my morter and pestle.
susi

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Why don't professional chefs use a garlic press?

I was also told once (by a pro) that slices & medium diced garlic are easier to see & pick out for those who are skittish! For myself, I can't get enough! Depending on the dish, I occasionally use a garlic press, but mostly a knife.

From Talk

Why don't professional chefs use a garlic press?

I once received as a gift a garlic press so perverse as to have included as an accessory, a small hard plastic plaque (it looked like a miniature doggie comb/brush) used for "cleaning." you placed the plaque in the garlic hopper, with the tiny spines toward the press's holes and squashed...to push the garlic residue through the holes. It didn't truly clean the press, it just got itself dirty, so then you had TWO pieces of equipment to wash. Give me a good sharp heavy-ish knife every time.

From Talk

Why don't professional chefs use a garlic press?

Kenjialtci put it well. Basically, the finer you chop or the more you smash the garlic or as jfljoe says, you “don't care about the structural integrity of the garlic,” the more garlicky juice you release. The result is that your garlic will be a lot more pungent if you use a garlic press, smoosh your garlic with a pan, or finely mince it.

@ feriorrenna – I definitely used to put play-doh through my parents’ garlic press. I thus grew up without one.

@mh330, dmarina – I kind of love smelling my garlicky hands after a chopping sesh. It prolongs my food experience. And that's always a good thing in my book.

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Why don't professional chefs use a garlic press?

No uni-taskers. If it just presses garlic then it is a waste of drawer space. I am curious as to how you learned to clean yours easily because that has always been a personal problem I've had with them, they are a pain to clean.

From Talk

Why don't professional chefs use a garlic press?

Smashing the Garlic clove(s) first with the flat side of large chef's knife, and then sprinkling half a teaspoon salt over it, prevents the ensueing catapulting of garlic pieces all over the counter and kitchen floor.

From Talk

Why don't professional chefs use a garlic press?

I use a knife. For a few cloves, it doesn’t take that long. I also enjoy holding a knife ^_^

From Talk

Why don't professional chefs use a garlic press?

the easiest is with a cleaver SMASH! and then sprinkle some sea salt, smash again and let the crystals help break down the garlic as you CHOPCHOPCHOP. way fast, way easy to clean up. and regarding smells lingering on the hand: if you're cooking/prepping/chopping, you'll inevitably get food funk on your hands. so what??!?!

From Talk

Why don't professional chefs use a garlic press?

Why didn't anyone mention the ultimate 'multitasker', a mortar and pestle? I use mine...I have 2, one large and one small, for so many different things. I love them. One...the small one, is marble, the large one is Mexican stone. I also have an extra wooden pestle. To store, the smaller one nestles inside the larger one, and the pestles go in a divided box in one of my drawers. What I got rid of was my 'mini' food processor. It is always faster with a mortar and pestle and they are easier to clean. I do everything with them, from smushing garlic to pounding spices. I always make my pesto in them, and mayo as well. I use a knife for garlic for certain recipes of course, but I'm a HUGE fan of the mortars and pestles.

From Talk

Why don't professional chefs use a garlic press?

I am a bad, bad person. I use my garlic press all the time, and at one point, I had two of them. Oh the SHAME OF IT.

From Talk

Why don't professional chefs use a garlic press?

I personally like AB's smash-it-with-a-hunk-of-granite technique.

From Talk

Why don't professional chefs use a garlic press?

@mh330, maybe you should ask someone what "unitasker" means because a microplane, kitchenAid and blender all have multiple uses, and i would take any of them over a garlic press.
& using less overprocessed garlic? just don't overprocess it. i'd rather use a knife and mince a clove, than cut a quarter of a clove and put it through a press?

and i guess i'm the only one that likes my hands to smell like garlic and onions? it reminds me of home, my mom & family dinners.

if you really don't like the smell, just rub your hands on stainless steel, gone in seconds.

From Talk

Why don't professional chefs use a garlic press?

Because garlic presses produce some of the truly most vile, useless crud I've ever seen.

If there's something a chef values in a process, it's reliability. I know I can't mess up thinly sliced garlic anymore, and can reduce several cloves to a mince, coarse chop, etc. in seconds. If I want my garlic really fine, I'll use a plane, thanks. I don't want the ugly, pressed-out strands and gummy membranes the garlic press so dutifully delivers.

I side with Bourdain on this one: if you can't take the time (and it only takes seconds) to do garlic right, you don't deserve garlic.

From Talk

Why don't professional chefs use a garlic press?

My stepmom bought me one of those silicon tubes that looks like a canneloni, for peeling garlic. I gave it back to her. Give me a heavy knife to smash, peel, then chop cloves of garlic anyday - much quicker. I'm interested to try the microplane method, though.

Off topic, I bought an egg slicer, but I use it for slicing mushrooms, fast!

From Talk

Why don't professional chefs use a garlic press?

They way I've always understood it is that it captures all the essential oils of the cloves instead of releasing them into the food.

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Must-Go Places in San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle

I highly recommend the Mexican food at Guaymas in Tiburon.

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Must-Go Places in San Francisco, Portland, and Seattle

As a former Seattleite (Bainbridge Island, actually), I heartily agree with all the recommendations. We had an amazing meal at the Steelhead Diner last year. I also love Shanghai Garden in the International District. If you have a few hours, take the ferry to Bainbridge Island and have brunch/lunch at the Streamliner Diner, about 3 blocks from the ferry terminal. No matter how good or bad the weather is, the 35 minute ride is beautiful. Have a great visit!

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Colt Brennan Really Loves In-N-Out

I was also going to say double double animal style! It's the best. Try it and you'll crave it! It's the secret menu - you won't find it posted but just ask!

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