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Carolina folks
Know barbecue's not a verb.
Y'all want slaw with that?

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For Christmas: Are We Talkin' Turkey Or Cookin' a Goose?

Thanksgiving is for turkey; Christmas is for ham and oysters.

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From Serious Eats: New York

Win a FastPass to the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party

Carolina folks
Know barbecue's not a verb.
Y'all want slaw with that?

From Serious Eats

For Christmas: Are We Talkin' Turkey Or Cookin' a Goose?

Thanksgiving is for turkey; Christmas is for ham and oysters.

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A Decadent Eggnog From a Junior League Cookbook

In case people are looking for the cookbook, the title is actually Charleston Receipts.

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Seriously Delicious Holiday Food Giveaway: Russ & Daughters

My favorite NYC brunch: We were visiting for a friend's wedding in a few years ago. I was about eight weeks pregnant, and a breakfast at the Fairway Market cafe remains possibly the best I've ever eaten: scrambled eggs with cherry tomatoes, new potatoes, cream cheese and scallions. Fresh-squeezed orange juice and brioche toast to go with it.

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Win a FastPass to the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party

We Have a Winner!
My sticky fingers
can't wipe tears of happiness.
No wet naps around.
—rchung77

Thanks to everyone who entered! Reading all the hai'cues was a gas. For the rest of you non-Rchung77 folks, try your hand at a limerick today.

From Serious Eats: New York

Win a FastPass to the Big Apple Barbecue Block Party

smoky pits cover
dripping juicy blakened meat
my tummy calls you

From Serious Eats: New York

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they strung up the chef
a note, pinned to his apron
"ran out of hot sauce."

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Sauce drips viscous, thick
Firm, stately turn of the spit
Grip, rip, pick, strip, lick.

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ok, i'm a legitimate idiot. apparently this is not a daily contest. i humble submit this one, and rescind the other. sorry....:
Mom, free barbecue!
Ribs! Pulled pork! Silence...oy veh
[Grandpa rolls in grave]

apologies to others for having to witness my idiocy in the comments.

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sorry, just saw it's one entry per member. i guess i'll submit the second one for tomorrow.

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Mom, free barbecue!
Ribs! Pulled pork! Silence...oy veh.
[Grandpa rolls in grave]

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Stomach exploding
Cholesterol soaring...but
It's a two-day pass.

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Exquisite brisket
You present your pink smoke ring
Yes, I'll marry you.

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burnt ends juicy ribs
forged by heat smoke flames
extra napkins please

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The three little pigs
tasted great with a dry rub.
Wolf not bad either.

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Ready the wet-naps
Stomach prepared for feasting
Atkins would be proud

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Que up, ribs galore
at Blue Smoke and Dinosaur
git up from the floor

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Little Pink Oink Oink
You paid the ultimate price
My stomach thanks you

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Correction on my first submission: coleslaw, not cold slaw... but everyone knew that, right?

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Tiny New York apt
No yard for smoking meet. Need
to get my barbecue

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Beef ribs and pulled pork
With creamy tangy cold slaw
My last meal on earth

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A sizzle so sweet
Fiery charcoal, do your worst
Is that all you got?

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