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When do you Serious Eats?

Being stationed in Germany, I'm usually up and online when everyone stateside is still sleeping - so that may account for 1am - 5am posts :)

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Five Guys' Fries Make Me Weep with Happiness, Burger Is Not Bad

Oh. My. Gosh.
My husband and I are HUGE Five Guys fans - we've been eating there forever! In fact, one of our first dates was to the Five Guys in Woodbridge, VA. Earlier this year, on a family trip (we're now married with two kids :D) to Alabama, we happened across one in a shopping center, and it was the same bliss we remembered : peanuts, baggies full of fries with the superfluous cup, and greasy burgers.
Ahh, heaven, thy name is Five Guys Burgers and Fries.

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Weekend Book Giveaway: 'Asian Dining Rules'

I lived in England during my high school years, the daughter of an Air Force Major. I traveled Europe and became familiar with the dining customs of many countries, but the closest I ever came to Asia was in London's Chinatown. My best friend was half Chinese, and her mother was rather determined to keep her daughter in touch with her Chinese roots, speaking only Chinese in the house and complaining about my obvious anglo-saxonness. To that end, she took us on a day trip to Chinatown, where we stopped at a dim sum house for lunch. I had never used chopsticks before, and was having trouble with a particularly feisty dumpling when I finally broke down and asked the passing waitress for a fork. The entire restaurant turned and stared as my friend's mother broke out in a half-English, half-Chinese tirade - apparently, the restaurant didn't even have forks, I should have respect for other people's cultures, and it was ungrateful of me not to eat the fried chicken feet that I'd been carefully avoiding. A few minutes later, the waitress tossed a soup spoon on the table, but I was far too mortified to use it - I learned very quickly to use my chopsticks, and finished my chicken feet in silence.

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From Talk

When do you Serious Eats?

Being stationed in Germany, I'm usually up and online when everyone stateside is still sleeping - so that may account for 1am - 5am posts :)

From A Hamburger Today

Five Guys' Fries Make Me Weep with Happiness, Burger Is Not Bad

Oh. My. Gosh.
My husband and I are HUGE Five Guys fans - we've been eating there forever! In fact, one of our first dates was to the Five Guys in Woodbridge, VA. Earlier this year, on a family trip (we're now married with two kids :D) to Alabama, we happened across one in a shopping center, and it was the same bliss we remembered : peanuts, baggies full of fries with the superfluous cup, and greasy burgers.
Ahh, heaven, thy name is Five Guys Burgers and Fries.

From Serious Eats

Weekend Book Giveaway: 'Asian Dining Rules'

I lived in England during my high school years, the daughter of an Air Force Major. I traveled Europe and became familiar with the dining customs of many countries, but the closest I ever came to Asia was in London's Chinatown. My best friend was half Chinese, and her mother was rather determined to keep her daughter in touch with her Chinese roots, speaking only Chinese in the house and complaining about my obvious anglo-saxonness. To that end, she took us on a day trip to Chinatown, where we stopped at a dim sum house for lunch. I had never used chopsticks before, and was having trouble with a particularly feisty dumpling when I finally broke down and asked the passing waitress for a fork. The entire restaurant turned and stared as my friend's mother broke out in a half-English, half-Chinese tirade - apparently, the restaurant didn't even have forks, I should have respect for other people's cultures, and it was ungrateful of me not to eat the fried chicken feet that I'd been carefully avoiding. A few minutes later, the waitress tossed a soup spoon on the table, but I was far too mortified to use it - I learned very quickly to use my chopsticks, and finished my chicken feet in silence.

From A Hamburger Today

Five Guys' Fries Make Me Weep with Happiness, Burger Is Not Bad

The fries are wayyyy overrated! They must not cook them twice, or rinse them or soak them or neither. The fries are too starchy (and barely crisp) an end result. The burgers are very good though; bun has good density.

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Five Guys' Fries Make Me Weep with Happiness, Burger Is Not Bad

try burger 'n que's 1/2 pound cheeseburger in orland park--it beats them all

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Five Guys' Fries Make Me Weep with Happiness, Burger Is Not Bad

I rate the place exactly as you do. The cooked in peanut oil fries were fantastic, the burger was rather mundane. Free peanuts were a nice touch, but kinda kill the appetite.

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Five Guys' Fries Make Me Weep with Happiness, Burger Is Not Bad

@toad3000:
I completely agree about never writing off an establishment on opening day...that's why, if you read the rest of what I wrote, I went back again about 2 weeks later and had the EXACT SAME EXPERIENCE. Some of the things that I had a problem with really should have no bearing on when I went...the quality of the ingredients like buns and cheese are not going to change and should have been INCREDIBLY fresh on opening day. They should never be more fresh than when I went the first time. Those were two of the biggest problems for me. Gummy buns and cheese that tasted worse than what they use at McDonalds is not going to win any points. And they were the exact same the second time, which tells me that there's no reason to expect that they'll be any different in the future.

But the other things like getting an order wrong, possibly seasoning the meat wrong and cooking it poorly...I can understand that being done on opening day. So I went back and tried again...and it was all the same. Almost exactly. Should I try again and expect it to be different? Possibly, but why when there were so many other things that I didn't like about the place. There are too many good burger places in town, why waste time going back again and again that I've already been to twice and have not enjoyed?

And my biggest complaint was the price. So, if I have now waited a couple of months and go back again, do you think the price will have dropped by 1/3 to be more in line with the quality? I'm fairly sure it won't.

But thanks for the "rocket science" comment. I think I really gave them a fair shot. I didn't just go on opening day and then bash them. I went twice, had two OK experiences, but nothing that I feel that I need to have again. After all of the hype I've read about the place, I was quite disappointed. And I was blown away by the price! Thanks for trying.

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Five Guys' Fries Make Me Weep with Happiness, Burger Is Not Bad

@bwbollom:
You should never write off an eating establishment if you went there on opening day. Better yet, you should never GO to an eating establishment on opening day. That's just asking to be a "learning experience" for the new staff members.
@Rodrene:
You should travel less. Or at least, stop eating at airports. ;-) Go to an actual, established location outside of the airport to get the true experience.

This isn't rocket science, people.

From Talk

When do you Serious Eats?

late...when i need to calm my brain down to go to sleep. i love looking at food. people my age tend to be afflicted with the "facebook trance", i can do the same thing with foodgawker and sE.

I used to watch foodnetwork but i just cant do that much anymore, i just dont like it anymore.

From Talk

When do you Serious Eats?

Whenever I get an e-mail from Serious Eats, wherever I am, that is when I check out the site. It never fails to entertain me!

From Talk

When do you Serious Eats?

I generally find myself on here late at nigt when I cannot sleep. The new posts serve as sort of "Foodie Bed Time Stories".

From Talk

When do you Serious Eats?

On the weekend it is whenever I check ESPN and facebook, which is often. During the weekdays I can not check it at work but I check AHT in the morning before I leave and at night when I get home.

From Talk

When do you Serious Eats?

I check it at lunchtime at work and also in the evenings when I'm at home! due to the time difference between the US and UK I like to check I dont miss any posts!

I have rapidly become addicted to Serious Eats!

From A Hamburger Today

Five Guys' Fries Make Me Weep with Happiness, Burger Is Not Bad

I had my first 5 Guys burger at the DC airport a few week ago. It was mediocre. Neither the burger nor the fries compared to In-n-Out, not to mention the 10 other places in LA, SF, and Chicago that are better than In-n-Out. You all should travel more.

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Five Guys' Fries Make Me Weep with Happiness, Burger Is Not Bad

Robyn,

Agreed very good fries, but it may very well be the most overrated burger in the country. When I still want to fix my burger "Jones" I will head over to the Shake Shack and get a couple of Shack Burgers.

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Five Guys' Fries Make Me Weep with Happiness, Burger Is Not Bad

@hungryone, you're absolutely delusional. Just in 5 Guys' own native DC/NoVA region, the burger at RAY'S HELL-BURGER is utterly sublime, cooked to order rather than burnt, (even if not always perfectly accurately), deliciously-seasoned, juicy and 10 whole ounces of ground-on-premises top quality prime beef for a price of $7.

And they have REAL cheese, not that flavorless processed american cheese crap. You need to get out more.

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Five Guys' Fries Make Me Weep with Happiness, Burger Is Not Bad

I never understood the Five Guys burger madness--there are many other fast food burgers I prefer. You're right about the fries, though--awesome.

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Five Guys' Fries Make Me Weep with Happiness, Burger Is Not Bad

AMEN!! Their fries are THE BEST!! I have a Five Guys within walking distance of my house ... I seriously could eat their cajun fries every night!
I agree the burgers are really good, but not the best I've ever tasted.

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Five Guys' Fries Make Me Weep with Happiness, Burger Is Not Bad

Robyn --

FYI, you (and anyone in the metro St. Louis area) should know that Five Guys has opened in scenic Chesterfield, Missouri (just west of St. Louis). I can verify that the LCB (little cheeseburger) is every bit as tasty as in Alexandria, VA, the toppings are as assorted and fresh, an extra handful of fries comes in the bag, and the box of peanuts is readily available while you wait. I advise going for the cajun fries over the regular, thought. My only complaint is that the root beer choice is caffeinated Mug (I prefer A&W, which is decaf, or local brand Fitz's in the bottle).

I know that Adam hails from K.C., MO and he keeps threatening to road trip to St. Louis when he is visiting the parental units to partake of assorted local burger joints on the east side of the state. (@lemons can confirm our wide selection of choices and high quality!) Please tell him that Five Guys needs to go on the list if he has not made it to one out there . . .

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Five Guys' Fries Make Me Weep with Happiness, Burger Is Not Bad

Five Guys is has the best price to quality burger you can get. Period.

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Five Guys' Fries Make Me Weep with Happiness, Burger Is Not Bad

These reviews baffle me. I have always felt that relative to other burger places, Five Guys burgers are the stand-outs, while the fries are good, but not great.

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Five Guys' Fries Make Me Weep with Happiness, Burger Is Not Bad

I LOOOOOOVE 5 Guys!!! Best burger of my life there recently. Small cheeseburger with the works. Excellent fries too!

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Five Guys' Fries Make Me Weep with Happiness, Burger Is Not Bad

I tried Five Guys at the Dulles Airport in DC, needless to say that was the highlight of the trip :) and the terra chips of Jetblue of course..

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Five Guys' Fries Make Me Weep with Happiness, Burger Is Not Bad

The burgers I've had in N.J. are very good. Well done, but juicy and flavorful. The fries are as good as any I've had. Maybe some franchises are better than others?

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