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jebruns

I studied engineering because I think for any problem, there are hundreds of solutions, but one will be more elegant, creative, efficient, consistent, and generally cooler. I enjoy cooking for more or less the same reasons.

  • Location: San Diego
  • Favorite foods: Chicken fried steak, eggs over easy, duck fat hash browns and biscuits smothered in homemade sausage gravy. That, and pretty much anything that's just executed well.
  • Last bite on earth: Mom's beef stew....

This Week at Serious Eats World Headquarters

Glad to see Kenji's burning the midnight cooking oil trying to figure out this pastor thing. Eyes are peeled.

Sunday Supper: Grilled, Bacon-Wrapped Shrimp with Arugula and Red Onion Relish

With all due respect, I think this is one of those situations where the romance of "bacon wrapped shrimp" overshadows the fact that one could execute this better if they cooked the shrimp and bacon separately. With all the extra variables (Is my shrimp overdone? Is my bacon underdone? Will the bacon fat cause flareups?) one could easily just BBQ shrimp, cook and crumble some bacon, and end up with a more consistent final product.

The Food Lab: The Crabbiest Crab Cakes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I

This is the best thing I got from this comment thread.

Buffalo Chicken Macaroni and Cheese

@findinfmykd and all other looking for a recipe, just find the threads in all the recipes. Most of these look like just a mac and cheese recipe with mix ins, I can't imagine if you just follow the recipe (2 teaspoons cornstarch, 1 (12-ounce) can evaporated milk, 2 eggs, 1/2 pound elbow macaroni, 6 ounces block American cheese, roughly grated or diced, 6 ounces sharp cheddar cheese, roughly grated or diced)and skip the additions, it'd yield something other than delicious. Most of them do have the addition of some extra liquid or fat, so maybe throw in some brown butter for depth and to thin it out a bit, that sounds good (at least to me).

Hamburgers. Top or bottom bun?

Only One Beer For Life: What Would You Pick?

Coors Light is the only beer I've never not been in the mood for.

Cereal Eats: Grape Nuts Flakes

If you count that sort of thing, according to the post website, grape nuts are 210 kCal/58g serving, while the flakes are 110 kCal/29g serving. i.e., calories per gram is gonna be nearly a wash, though I agree that a "larger" bowl of flakes could be more satiating than it's comparable, densely-packed grape-nut counterpart (and easier on my teeth).

What should we do/eat in San Diego?

Keep in mind that outside of downtown La Jolla, that area is a bit weak food-wise.... Regents Pizzeria is inland a bit, but is a great place for a quick lunch. In downtown La Jolla, George's and Nine-Ten are both fantastic. SD is known for it's breweries, so if there are any beer lovers, I'd either try and visit a brewery (I'm a fan of Rough Draft, which shouldn't be too far from you) or look for a beer event. If you head south, I'd peruse SE contributor Erin Jackson's articles.... I can vouch for Bronx Pizza and Carnitas Snack Shack and usually recommend those to anyone who visits, but she's written about a bunch of places that look great (and that have awesome happy hours).

As far as other stuff to do in SD, I don't really do much in the area except eat and drink....

Orleans Aperitif Ciders: Vermont-Made Alternatives to Campari and Lillet

@Chris Copy, thanks!

Orleans Aperitif Ciders: Vermont-Made Alternatives to Campari and Lillet

Just found a distributor of these near me, I'm particularly interested in tinkering with the Vesper. Any word on how whisky stands up to the bitter?

Cook the Book: 'Around the Southern Table'

@flavacrisp I certainly hope not together.....

Gotta go with NC bbq.

The Vegan Experience: The Best Buffalo And Korean Fried Cauliflower

Haha yes, Kenji's Vegan Cuisine, coming to a book store near you... sometime in 2036. ^_^

The Vegan Experience: The Best Buffalo And Korean Fried Cauliflower

Same question as simon... I'll usually roast off my mushrooms before deep frying for this reason. (Though mushrooms hold up rather well to longer cooking, while cauliflower gets softer and could turn mushy)

Cook the Book: 'Every Grain of Rice'

Definitely want to try hand-pulling noodles.... if for no other reason than to impress the crap out of people.

Watch Kenji Make Muffulettas With Katie Quinn on Now This News

That's what I was afraid of T_T your willpower is truly astounding

Watch Kenji Make Muffulettas With Katie Quinn on Now This News

=( I hope this was at least shot before you started vegan month, Kenji.

Smoking Pork Butt - Timing and cooking tips?

Haha thanks garden stater, but when I say hacked together, I really mean hacked together. As in, 2 clay pots, a thrift store japanese electric grill that I cannibalized for the heating element, a replacement grill for a weber, an old meat thermometer and a couple pie tins. ^_^ The best part is the thermostat on the electric grill was set to shut off before my wood chips started smoking and before my smoker hit 170 or so, so I had to dismantle the controls and physically alter the thermostat to change the temperature range. I've been using it all day, and it requires the most attention I've ever seen... I'm constantly adjusting insulation around the pots, air flow channels, and the thermostat settings based on the amount of smoke, ambient temperature, and wind (I didn't realize a while ago that a gust had picked up in the exact direction of my air intake, and my chunks actually ignited... thank goodness it was on a round of test brats instead of the butt).

Luckily, I've had my butt in for about 2 hours now, and it looks like I've dialed in the setting for a perfect stream of smoke and a constant 210 degree temperature. But with all the mishaps and adjustments today, I think I'm just gonna stay up as late as I can and finish it over night in the oven. Though if I ever get a charcoal smoker, I'll definitely cruise back to this thread and try out your method!

I'll let you guys know how it turns out, and thanks again for the tips. Just thought of an idea a couple hours ago, too.... smoked nachos. like, build the nachos on an oven safe platter, with chips, chipotles, cheese, bbq pork and bbq chicken, throw THAT into the smoker, let everything melt and mingle and pull out for your guests. Man, even walking around the store I just kept looking around asking "can I smoke that?? how about that? milk? can you smoke milk?"

Smoking Pork Butt - Timing and cooking tips?

Wow, thanks for all the great info, certainly gives me a jumping off point and allows me to take more into consideration than I was originally planning. Getting a bit of a smoke on it prior to popping it in the oven makes sense, I'll likely give that a whirl. As far as finished temp, I typically like to scale any slow-method meats depending on the time I have to work with... So it will likely be a factor of what the internal temp is in the morning. If, for instance, I pull it out of the oven and internal is showing 170 or so (so some collagen breakdown happened overnight), I'll likely just try and hold it at that internal temp in the smoker until tender. If it comes out at 150 or so though, and the collagen hasn't had much time to break down overnight, I might smoke it a little hotter in the morning, and try to get hold it around 180 until tender.

Frozen Pies and The Uncanny Valley of Pizza

This is a great great example of the uncanny valley, I was using the same concept to describe to someone why recent action movies have this sort of self-awareness of their cheesiness, and by embracing the huge explosions and one-liners, move down into bad-enough-that-it's-good territory.

The Food Lab Lite: Kale Caesar Salad

Should the pre-tenderizing have any bearing on the oil content of whatever dressing you use in a salad like this? (i.e. can/should I use less oil?)

Pie Day Staff Picks: Our Favorite Pies

No cheesecake? I politely request a recount.

Taste Test: The Best Pepper Jack Cheese

kakugori brings up a good point... I find it odd we don't see more pepper-ized cheeses.

The Pizza Lab: Foolproof Pan Pizza

Hey Kenj; I'm having a hard time picking out why the Sicilian pizza you posted didn't have the oven spring of this one at 65% and needed potato to be added (size/vessel are the only major differences I see?)

Can You Cook A Steak By Dropping It From Space?

=) kindred souls, you and I are. (My favorite of these explores the power output of Yoda)

Video: 'Burger Lab,' Richard Blais's New YouTube Cooking Show

Oh and worcestershire powder? Sounds like a really interesting dry umami-bomb to have in the arsenal. I did a little bit of research, it looks like there are some places that actually powder the liquid worcestershire, and others that combine dry versions of the ingredients in worcestershire... I'd guess there's probably a quality difference between the two.

Smoking Pork Butt - Timing and cooking tips?

Hey Guys; so I wanted to smoke a pork butt this sunday for the game. I'm on the west coast, so we're looking at a 3:30 kickoff. I'd like to be finished smoking around 1, ready to pull and serve at 2... counting back from most recipe times that means I need to get the meat in around 10pm saturday night. Issue is, with my hacked together smoker, I'm not comfortable leaving it doing it's thing overnight unattended. I've seen plenty of recipes that call for a start on smoke and a finish in the oven; has anyone ever tried starting in the oven, then finishing with 5 or so hours of smoke? I think this is what I'll try, but if anyone else has some other ideas on how I might pull this off (or general smoking tips) that would be stellar.

San Diego beer week!

So SD beer week is upon us again; My beer-enthusiast best friend is turning 24 on Monday, so we got tickets for the Beer Garden food and beer pairing event this Sunday. $75 a ticket, but it's all you can eat and drink, so it should be an awesome event!

Anyone here have any big plans for beer week? If you're visited the event website, you know there are literally hundreds of events/tastings around San Diego... any events you guys consider as must-attend??

Katsuobushi uses/recipes?

Hey all; so I bought a big bag of katsuobushi yesterday for my latest batch of dashi to freeze, and it got me wondering what other applications people have for it.

Besides the obvious use in dashi, one of my most frequent uses for the fish flakes is based on some dish I had in some restaurant somewhere; I pan fry some tofu in a small skillet, then dump in what's basically the mix for tamagoyaki (a couple eggs, mirin, soy sauce, salt) and throw it under the broiler until its just set, and top with katsuobushi.

Aside from that, I'll use it to top rice or congee sometimes, but no real cooking applications (as in using katsuobushi as an ingredient, not as a garnish). I was thinking about trying to use it in some recipes as an interesting replacement for pork floss.... until I remembered I don't have any recipes that utilize pork floss either. ^_^

Anybody else have some ideas that'll help me burn through the rest of this bag?

Ask an Alcoholic: What's your biggest bartender pet peeve?

After scanning through some of the (legitimate) responses to SE's "Ask a Bartender: Biggest Pet Peeves," and a stellar recommendation by a one Mr. Kuban, I thought it could be fun to talk as a community about what some bartenders do that bother us, and not muddy up the comments section of the article with our complaints (unless what you have to say is directly in response/rebuttal to something the bartender wrote, then it belongs over there, obviously)

Me? I don't like it when a bartender gives me a funny look when I order a Jim Beam double after sitting at the bar. I'm aware I'm in a hip establishment that panders to the recently-graduated-from-college-and-now-earning-more-money-than-they-know-what-to-do-with crowd, and you'd like to peddle me your finer wares, but a $6 dollar double is gonna go a lot farther than the $24 shot (really?? a shot?) of blue label you just poured to that asshole in the suit. Please just let me have my drink.

I also dislike the standard $1-tip-per-drink rule. When I go up and order 4 tall cans of PBR on sunday, and all you do is pop the top for me, I don't think it warrants the same tip range as you mixing up 4 custom cocktails. I mean, it's the service industry, and the amount of time and the quality of the work should have a bearing - so for table full of well made cocktails, I'd gladly tip a tenner, but think it's bull when I leave a two dollar tip after it took you 10 seconds to fetch and crack open my beers, and I get a dirty look for it.

SE ads

Hey guys; So I was doing a little late night browsing, and I know you guys are tackling this advertising thing on your own now, and there are bound to be one or two little glitchy things.... But I just saw "7 foods that may be causing your leaky bladder" over on the side bar in the "More Like This" section, and just thought you guys should know. I mean I'm not squeamish about that sort of thing, but I imagine there are some people who might be a bit put off by leaky bladder headlines on their food pages. ^_^

Cheese or cheese sauce on nachos?

Alright a drunken argument with some friends last night is prompting this topic: does everyone prefer melted cheese or cheese sauce on their nachos?

I am FIRMLY in the cheese sauce camp, every single attempt I can recall of nachos with real melted cheese on them has been horrendous. The cheese cools and congeals almost as quickly as it takes to bring them to the table, firmly cementing the top layer of chips together, while all those poor sad lonely chips underneath are naked and cheeseless. It's the same with cheesy fries at a lot of places - when they bring out that mass of fries glued together with room temperature cheddar I die a little inside.

So what's the word from the SE community? Cheese or cheese sauce?

Is there something I'm missing with the major coffee chains?

Alright folks, searching for some help with this one - I have never been a Starbucks fan. I order black coffee with no room, and that's it. Now, I do NOT consider myself a coffee connoisseur... in fact I'd be lying if I said that a cup of freshly ground folgers didn't hit the spot every once in a while. But my problem with starbucks (a sentiment which I've seen others share) is that it ALWAYS comes out tasting burnt and acrid.

Now, I've come to accept this at starbucks. Perhaps some people like it, but I find it awful... I love a good strong coffee taste, which will inherently carry a little bitterness, but the stuff that comes out of their drip machines is about 3 notches too high. But that's the way starbucks does it, and I'm ok with that.

Let it also be known that I feel smoky, bitter, dark roasted coffee has its place, such as Vietnamese coffees... But I don't want a straight cup of the stuff first thing in the morning.

Now I've tried Peet's coffee (at many a Starbucks-hater's recommendation) at least a dozen times in half a dozen different locations, always the house coffee, black with no room, and I run into the SAME THING. Is there something I'm missing? Is this what coffee is supposed to taste like, and I just don't get it? Because this isn't going to develop like my taste in beer, where I begin to get used to and eventually really enjoy the complex bitterness... I'm always going to hate this coffee. And if this is what I can expect from these types of chains, I'll gladly steer clear from now on.

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