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In Great Desserts: Apple-Pumpkin Pie

My aunt used to make a pecan pie that had a custard filling, and it was sublime. The pecans were always really well toasted, and the custard wasn't very sweet so it balanced out the pecan syrup.

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Eaten what's not food?

I was eating a salad at a local restaurant, and I discovered a quarter-sized piece of jagged porcelain right in the middle of the salad. Thankfully I didn't bite down on it too hard, but I was still not a happy camper.

My favorite non dining out store comes from Quaker oatmeal. My mom would always buy the variety packs (not sure why) of the instant oat meal, and I couldn't stand the apple cinnamon flavor with its weird dehydrated apple bits. One day, she made me eat the apple oatmeal that had been sitting in the pantry for months. When I opened the pouch and poured it into a bowl, it was crawling with green inchworms.

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jazzing up white rice

I like lemon zest, sesame oil and good soy sauce.

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Tasting P.B. Loco's Wacky Line of Peanut Butters

I was really disappointed by the PB Co.'s dark chocolate peanut butter as well. It was surprisingly bland and really thick, making it very difficult to spread onto sandwich bread.

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In Great Desserts: Apple-Pumpkin Pie

My aunt used to make a pecan pie that had a custard filling, and it was sublime. The pecans were always really well toasted, and the custard wasn't very sweet so it balanced out the pecan syrup.

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Eaten what's not food?

I was eating a salad at a local restaurant, and I discovered a quarter-sized piece of jagged porcelain right in the middle of the salad. Thankfully I didn't bite down on it too hard, but I was still not a happy camper.

My favorite non dining out store comes from Quaker oatmeal. My mom would always buy the variety packs (not sure why) of the instant oat meal, and I couldn't stand the apple cinnamon flavor with its weird dehydrated apple bits. One day, she made me eat the apple oatmeal that had been sitting in the pantry for months. When I opened the pouch and poured it into a bowl, it was crawling with green inchworms.

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jazzing up white rice

I like lemon zest, sesame oil and good soy sauce.

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Tasting P.B. Loco's Wacky Line of Peanut Butters

I was really disappointed by the PB Co.'s dark chocolate peanut butter as well. It was surprisingly bland and really thick, making it very difficult to spread onto sandwich bread.

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What Was Your Favorite School Cafeteria Food?

The strombolis every other friday were great, but for some reason they couldn't make decent pizza to save their lives. Occasionally they would make a peanut butter flavored cake with cream cheese icing that was insanely good. Not sure if it was home made or from a mix, but it was excellent.

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Mixed Review: Jell-O Instant Pudding

The cookies and cream flavor is pretty darn tasty, but the cookies get really soggy after about a day in the fridge. They also have a chocolate flavor with either butterscotch or toffee flavored chips, but that one fell flat for me. It pretty much tasted of only chocolate.

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Frozen Pea Pops for Kids

Plain, warm peas are bad enough. Having to lick through flavorless (or at best lightly pea-flavored) ice to get to rock hard frozen peas is not a good time in my book. If I was a kid, I would probably think that was some sort of cruel grown up prank.

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Get In My Belly Now: Doughnut Ice Cream Sandwich from Peter Pan Bakery

I remember about 10-15 years ago, ben an jerrys made a brownie ice cream sandwich that they sold in convenience stores and supermarkets that was unbelievably good. I'm pretty sure it was cookies and cream ice cream inside.

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Anthony Bourdain drunk on latest episode!?!?

I'd guess a little drunk and high. I've never seen him that tongue-tied before.

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What would be your last beer?

If I felt like a dark beer, Brooklyn Black Ops (If it exists, of course), for a lighter beer I'd go with Allagash Confluence.

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Do I have a cheese problem?

I personally wouldn't count cream cheese as cheese, so now you're down to six. My only problem with cheese is that I spend too much money on it. I always end up going for the two year aged cheddar, or the really good manchego that are $20+ a pound.

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Pie Lollipops

I would take one of those over a cupcake any day.

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Macarons should be the new cupcakes

I definitely enjoy good macaroons, but the pie lollipops should be the new cupcake.
http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/07/pie-lollipops-baking-recipe.html

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Evan Kleiman Bakes a Pie A Day, For the Entire Summer

I've been known to enjoy a good cupcake now and again, but I've never bought or made a whole cake for myself. I've baked them for family members for various occasions, but I make pies for myself pretty frequently.

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Expresso vs Espresso: A pro-Expresso Rant

I'm not sure which is worse: coffee snobs mispronouncing espresso or wine snobs mispronouncing grape varietals. I've worked in the wine business for over a decade now, and I love it when people are trying to 'school' me and they butcher 98% of the French (or Spanish, or German, or Italian) words they're using.

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Serious Cocktails: Taking the Tarnish off Tequila

I've always been a fan of good aged tequila, and last Christmas my brother got me a bottle of this tequila liqueur that he found in his travels. It was very similar to Grande Marnier, but made with tequila instead of Cognac. Very tasty stuff.

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'Top Chef Masters,' Ep. 6: Trick in a Box

I'd say that a good 50% of that episode was either Smith's double entendres or judges comments. And am I the only one that gets really creeped out by Oseland?

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What makes you feel better?

I'm not sure what the official name for it is, but my Italian grandmother used to make this dish that was kind of like a peperoni roll, but it was flat with 5 or six layers and used pizza dough as the bread. She would make her own tomato sauce and sausage for it. When I was little, I would help her roll out the huge sheet of dough on her dining room table. It was so good, and she would make huge batches so we would have plenty of leftovers.

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I just killed my salad spinner!!!

I did the same thing with a heavy ceramic plate once. I was trying to heat something up and for some reason I turned on the burner under the plate. I almost had a heart attack when it exploded from the heat.

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Let's talk knives

I bought a super basic Henckels set that came with an 8" chef's knife, 6" chef's knife, two paring knives (not sure exact length), 10" carving knife, 6" serrated knife and 10" serrated. Other than that, I've bought a small cleaver and a santuko.

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Homo Sapiens Caveman Kitchen Tool

Sweet! $40 for half of a mortar and pestle! And I really don't want to use that thing to sharpen my good kitchen knives, I'm too fond of having 10 working fingers. But it is dishwasher safe.....

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Wine and Plastic Cups: Not a Perfect Pairing

I have noticed that certain generic plastic cups (like the ubiquitous red party cups) tend to dull certain flavors in wine. I've even seen articles claiming that plastic wrap can pull unwanted flavors out of mildly tainted wine.

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The Joys of Unnaturally Flavored Sodas

I'm pretty sure it was discontinued years ago, but I LOVED Citra. It was kind of like mixing fresca with orange soda, but it wasn't too sweet.

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Wine and Plastic Cups: Not a Perfect Pairing

I purchased 4 of the Riedel O stemless glasses a few years ago, and I have not been disappointed in them at all. I've done taste tests comparing them to other wine glasses, and some stemless crystal as well, and they really do make a difference. I've probably broken 2 a year on average, mostly while hand washing the glasses. I also bought the standard size riedel cabernet decanter which is fantastic. It's very sturdy, and the shape works well with several red varietals. I don't drink that much pinot, but even if I did I couldn't justify buying one of their pinot decanters. Those are definitely luxury items, and they all look like a huge pain to clean and store safely.

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Seriously Italian: A Sicilian Breakfast To Beat The Heat

My Sicilian grandmother would make a big batch of espresso every night after dinner, sweeten it, let it cool, then stash it in the fridge. In the morning, she would pour it over her cereal with a little milk. My personal preference was always count chocula, but I think that much sugar and caffeine first thing in the morning would probably be too much for my system to handle nowadays.

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Mixed Review: Thanksgiving Cornbread

Jiffy is a great thing to have around in case of emergencies. I also love it in my favorite Thanksgiving side, corn pudding http://tinyurl.com/ygprkfc
I use cornbread in my dressing as well, but with other breads in the mix and lots of good stuff, so I make a very simpe recipe and leave it out for a few days to dry up. But for eatin' - it's real southern cornbread in a cast iron skillet cooked with bacon grease all the way!

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Egg in Toast: What Do You Call It?

A Hole in One!!!! My grandfather used to make these for me when I was a very little girl, visiting him in Lancaster, PA. He was not a golfer. He was first-generation American of Swedish descent, who had grown up in Salt Lake City, Utah.

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What Was Your Favorite School Cafeteria Food?

in my high school we had 4 stations and a decent amount of options, yet i would only get 5 things - ever! friday was pizza day and i would always dip my pizza in the mini salad and dressing it came with.
wed was chicken ranchero day - chicken patty topped with bacon, american cheese and the obligatory lettuce and tomato slice and you top it yourself with ranch dressing on a kaiser roll and it usually came with baked mac and cheese - the line on wed was always rediculously long!
the other days i had a bagel with cream cheese, fries and an arizona iced tea. or cheese nachos loaded with toppings (i don't eat beef) or a cheese sandwich on a kaiser as i have always been adverse to lunch meat.
i am very surprised i have normal cholesterol these days - i can't imagine what it was back then...although growing up in a vegetarian household my other meals must have cancelled out the cholesterol loaded fest during the school week.

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Served: Why Tipping Makes Everyone Uncomfortable

So I didn't see the last post, and I haven't read all the comments, but it's a topic that depends on the situation, imo. If it was a large group of people, I would ask again, because that does eat up a lot of one waitress's time. I dined at a nice little place with a friend a few months back, and it was my second time there (pretty sure the waiters recognized me). I had tipped well the first time, as it was a great experience, and the second time, my friend and I completely miscalculated the tip. My waiter came back around and asked us if everything was ok. It was a bit awkward, but I'm glad he did ask, because he deserved more than the $3 we had somehow managed to leave.

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jazzing up white rice

I like to cook rice in chicken broth with slivers of onions, a can of drained mushroom pieces and some caraway seed. I have done this for years and it has always gone over well with my family. Some folks might not like the taste of caraway, but it is well liked here in my house in recipes featuring sauerkraut and apples, rye bread and in white rice. Try it, you'll like it.

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jazzing up white rice

My favorite way to jazz up white rice is to fold in onion tarka and minced green onions at the end. For the liquid I use either stock or coconut milk...it is delicious!

Here is a recipe if you like - http://rouxbe.com/recipes/64-pilau-rice/text

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jazzing up white rice

@sugartoast, Its called Tahdig and you get the crusty rice at the bottom by adding oil before the cooked rice, then heating it slowly and very carefully so it doesn't burn.

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jazzing up white rice

I love the Lundberg dark rices, but I am in the minority in our house. So we usually eat their basmati white (the smell is inscrutable!). It is perfect as is (I only salt it at the end, not during the cooking). Occasionally I'll add a little toasted sesame oil at the end for a smoky nutty thing. I've also cooked it with a very small amount of dried herbes de provence to give it a delicate floral nose. I've found that with good basmati, less jazzy is more.

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Eaten what's not food?

A few years ago we were visiting my parents in the Foothills in Yuma, AZ.
They wanted to take us to their favorite Chinese restaurant as it was only open in the not too hot months. Well, my husband ordered a combination chow mein(was pork, chicken, beef, shrimp, veg.) While taking his last bite, he noticed something was very chewy, he spit it out to examine it and it was a cigarette butt filter. He showed it to the waiter and the waiter went and got the manager who accused my husband of planting the butt in his food. My husband is a cigarette hater, and has never smoked and came unglued. This was the times when people still could smoke in restaurants. We were shocked, that they would behave that way. We have often discussed this horrible experience, the only thing we can figure out is that maybe they had : 1. trouble with people doing things to the food, so they wouldn't have to pay. 2. problems with senior's in this retirement area. 3. or Just Assholes! In any case we never order chinese food with a variety of meats an veggies, too easy to clean a plate into the pot, an I do believe this is done, unfortunately.

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jazzing up white rice

As kids, we always ate our hot white rice with butter and sugar. Still yummy to this day.

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jazzing up white rice

Lots of wonderful suggestions!

My brother in law lives with us, and he hates white rice, but I love it.

So, what I do is break an egg into a frying pan with some butter.
Stir it madly around.
Add some chopped onion.
Add some frozen peas.
Set them all aside in a bowl.
Fry the rice in a bit of oil and then add the egg, onion, and peas.

Voilà, and he eats it!

Cindy H
Pots Boiling Over?

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jazzing up white rice

I have tried many ways to jazz plain white rice. here are a few of my families favorites. butter, garlic powder, salt & pepper and sprinkle with parmesan cheese. The next one is cook rice and heat and stir in diced tomatoes and green chiles salt and pepper.

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Eaten what's not food?

My wife and I went to an old Ryan's Steakhouse here in Tampa about 5 years ago. We went for the weekend breakfast buffett which was priced right and stocked well. I filed my plate with food including a helping of cheese grits. Everything was fine until my second bite of the grits. I put my fork down (which immediately alerted my wife), reached between my lips and pulled a foot long hair from my mouth. The waitress saw the event and rushed to the table. I could not be consoled. I spit the grits out onto my plate and rushed into the restroom to vomit. My wife was aghast and was verbally assailing the manager when I returned. We left, never returned to the place; and, returned the free buffett coupons they sent as an apology.

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jazzing up white rice

Replace the water with apple juice (unsweetened is best), add a tart. firm apple chopped up, and cinnamon to taste.
Obvious choice is as a side for pork, but could be used as a dessert.

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jazzing up white rice

Since I only like white rice, I like to sautee finely chopped onion, bell pepper, garlic and parsley in a quarter stick butter and then add chicken stock and stir well. Bringing it to a boil and then I place it in an ovenproof casserole dish and bake it in a 350 degree oven for 30 minutes until done. You may want to cover it the last 10 minutes so it doesn't brown too much. It's my version of rice pilaf. Any rice can be used but I like unhealthy foods more than healthy ones.

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jazzing up white rice

try adding 2 or 3 star anise to your boiling water and remove before serving. quite delicious!

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jazzing up white rice

while there are tons of good suggestions here, truly the best way to "jazz up" your rice is to forget white rice in the first place. There are so many interesting varieties of "non-white" rice.... I can't see any reason to ever make white rice. It has zero flavour, and more importantly, zero nutrition or fiber. There are so many varieties of whole rice (basmati brown, short and long-grain brown, red rice, black rice, Texmati etc), and they all are subtle flavourwise and delicious all by themselves. And if you do choose to "enhance" them with any of the above suggestions, a little will go a long way; it's best to let whole/brown rice's flavour be what it is. Plain or lightly "jazzed", it's a wonderful and delicate foil to the more savory or strongly flavoured foods it accompanies not to mention how much healthier it will make your meal without those naughty white-rice "empty" calories. Whole rice can be the basis for many complete meals too such as pilafs, risotto's, etc.

Also, here's a nifty tip that I got from a friend from India who was a wonderful cook... lightly toast the grains in a hot, dry skillet before adding to their cooking liquid. Toast a couple minutes while stirring them around the whole time - toast just enough till you can detect a nice nutty aroma. then add very slowly to their hot or boiling cooking liquid - it can boil over fast with the grains so hot - be careful... The light toasting really brings out the delicate flavour and seals the grains from getting sticky too.

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jazzing up white rice

I like my rice plain and unjazzy. Good rice is supposed to be an accompaniment to stronger flavored dishes and more assertive textures.

The idea of adulterating rice with things like salt and butter...makes my skin crawl. I don't want fatty, salty rice...the rest of my food is already salty, I need a palate cleanser and that's what the rice is there for.

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jazzing up white rice

it's delicious to replace about 1/4 of the stock with orange juice. it adds a lovely taste and a bit of color. you can also throw in some baby peas at the end to make it even prettier and tastier.

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jazzing up white rice

A really easy one is salad dressings and serving the rice cold or hot depending
Olives and red pepper
And I have a spice mix that I use

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Eaten what's not food?

Huel Howser who has a PBS program called California Gold. He goes around and interviews people about interesting sites and things to do in California often they are the "off the beaten path" type of places.
So he did a show on a place that was suppose to have the best fried fish and as it turned out it was less then a few miles from my home. So of course I just had to try it.. The place is not a sit down but a take out so I got my catfish and dreamed of it all the way home and like therealchiffonade I got glass.
When I went back to the place with the catfish I noticed that the side of the display case was broken. I pointed it out to the manager he did offer to replace the catfish for free but I declined and never went back there again.

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Eaten what's not food?

I worked as a waitress in a very old and respected Bar and Grille in Canton Ohio and during lunch rush in the old bar part of the restaurant a rat was running wildly behind the bar while patrons were happily eating the signatur burgers! The owners daughte rwas having a fit and the manager scooped it up andinto a 5 gal bucket and tossed it into the trash! Hysterical!! I still eat there as I never saw any roaches or critters in the kitchen. Still if the diners had half a clue!

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jazzing up white rice

I really just like plain rice but if I am having it with a flavorful dish I like to add a complimentary flavor to the rice. Sweet, savory, hot or whatever.

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jazzing up white rice

I add curry powder and a bit of olive oil with some chopped carmelized onion.

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