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In Videos: 'Saturday Night Live' Jeno's Pizza Rolls Commercial Sketch
Kinda the same thing happened on at my house. I tried to serve the pizza rolls and my kids flipped out with the ..."Why mom why, we're your kids. Don't you love us anymore?" ... and then we tried to give them to the dog. She thinks they're gross too.
I don't go there, because I can't eat the food
My MIL makes the Ramen salad all the time and it's pretty good. Although she does make her own dressing, pan toasts the almonds and the dried noodles in sesame oil and uses other veggies along with the cabbage. One time she put leftover grilled chicken in it and it was delicious.
We used to go through the drive thru at the local DQ for dilly bars til one day we went inside....so gross...the sundae station was filthy and the guy kept wiping his hand on the nastiest apron I had ever seen. Forget it if you have a nut allergy, they were everywhere. yucky
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Papa Murphy's does this take and bake style. Funny story.....my sister-in-law bought a couple this year and then left them in the back of her car for 3 days!! Happy Valentines Day, Honey.
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What Do You Think of Dijon on Burgers?
Oh man.....can you imagine if he dipped it, bite by bite, into BBQ sauce. Scandalous!
In Videos: 'Saturday Night Live' Jeno's Pizza Rolls Commercial Sketch
Kinda the same thing happened on at my house. I tried to serve the pizza rolls and my kids flipped out with the ..."Why mom why, we're your kids. Don't you love us anymore?" ... and then we tried to give them to the dog. She thinks they're gross too.
I don't go there, because I can't eat the food
My MIL makes the Ramen salad all the time and it's pretty good. Although she does make her own dressing, pan toasts the almonds and the dried noodles in sesame oil and uses other veggies along with the cabbage. One time she put leftover grilled chicken in it and it was delicious.
We used to go through the drive thru at the local DQ for dilly bars til one day we went inside....so gross...the sundae station was filthy and the guy kept wiping his hand on the nastiest apron I had ever seen. Forget it if you have a nut allergy, they were everywhere. yucky
Papa John's Heart-Shaped(?) Pizza
Papa Murphy's does this take and bake style. Funny story.....my sister-in-law bought a couple this year and then left them in the back of her car for 3 days!! Happy Valentines Day, Honey.
Pizza Greases the Wheels of Labor
I work at home.
My attitude would be greatly improved and my productivity would increase if someone would send me a pizza.
Please.
What Do You Think of Dijon on Burgers?
My God, from all the media coverage you would've thought he asked for a champagne bearnaise sauce to go on his burger.
Furthermore, anyone who still, in this day and age, honestly considers spicy mustard (which could have meant Gulden's) or Dijon "elitist" terrifies me with their redneck ignorance...
Lastly, who cares how he likes his burger!?!?? The man is the PRESIDENT, NOT a chef, NOT a self-important/self-proclaimed "foodie," but the PRESIDENT! Now if he asked for his burger raw and "extra heavy on the blood"...that would've been creepy and newsworthy.
What Do You Think of Dijon on Burgers?
@ Chanterelle - exactly! Those elitists over at McDonalds serve billions of burgers with mustard to the elite every day.
Personally, it depends on what kind of mood I am. I am more inclined to put on just a dab in addition to ketchup if I know it is a more bland burger. And if I know the burger is going to suck or is dried, then its almost definite. Not to say mustard should only be used to cover up bad burgers but it plays that role well if needed!
What Do You Think of Dijon on Burgers?
I don't know if anyone has pointed this out yet, but the Burger Joint uses dijon. I've never seen anyone complain. I certainly haven't.
What Do You Think of Dijon on Burgers?
I don't have any feeling about Dijon on a burger one way or the other; it's not what I would choose, but I know people who don't like raw onion, sweet relish, or lettuce on their burgers, all of which I love. I have to admit the first clip I saw ONLY mentioned the mustard, and cut out the part where he also asked for lettuce and tomato. If he'd ordered it with JUST mustard, I'll admit I'd have thought that was strange. But with lettuce and tomato - OK, it's different but not a cause for hysteria.
Medium well on the other hand - as John Cleese once said "What kind of nonsense is this?".
But my real objection is he tied up traffic outside (if you watch the full video, you can see the police and secret service cars blocking the street), probably kept a lot of people who are on short lunch hours waiting while he plodded through his order, and did so for a bogus photo-op to show he's a "man of the people". Puh-leeze. Are Americans so stupid they actually buy this media manufactured nonsense?
What Do You Think of Dijon on Burgers?
Dijon on a burger tastes great. Go for what you like on a burger and be done with it!
Jk
What Do You Think of Dijon on Burgers?
@ag; I do it with mayo. But ketchup never comes near my burger.
What Do You Think of Dijon on Burgers?
I find the flavour of dijon to not go well with hamburgers for some reason. French's or grainy brown mustard all the way.
Also in regards to hot sauce I've been known to put on my burgers/hot dogs (or other people's when they're not looking since it looks like ketchup, heh heh).
I know someone who doesn't put ketchup on his burgers, rather he dips his burger in the ketchup then takes a bite, then dips it again, takes a bite, repeat. Does anyone else do this?
What Do You Think of Dijon on Burgers?
Was he slighting John Kerry by emphatically saying No Ketchup.
I like French's mustard. Brown mustard is too strong on a hamburger.
I don't go there, because I can't eat the food
Ramen Cabbage Salad
INGREDIENTS (Nutrition)
1/2 large head cabbage, coarsely chopped
1 (3 ounce) package ramen noodles, crushed
1/2 cup sunflower seeds
1/2 cup vegetable oil
3 tablespoons white sugar
3 tablespoons distilled white vinegar
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Toss together the cabbage, noodles and sunflower seeds or almonds.
Whisk together the ramen flavor packet, oil, sugar and vinegar. Pour over cabbage mixture and toss evenly to coat.
I don't go there, because I can't eat the food
My MIL would attempt a to make a meal that should take 2 hour to bring to the table but would do it in 20 minutes. Sand and raw wine in the mushrooms and steak or chicken that was killed in the broiler, She would say " well it is edible isn't it" No Mom!
I don't go there, because I can't eat the food
I am going to say something that might get me in trouble should friends and family read this because they are Mormon. Most cannot cook, if they can they are converts to the church. lol. I am so serious. My parents are converts to the church, so I've eaten at many a Mormon household.
A friend made me a chicken dinner that was a par-nuked cutlet that was then sauteed in a chicken boullion (sp?) cube. Salt, salt, salt. Another thought carrot juice was a meal.
That said, eat before hand. For Christmas buy her a easy-to-follow, simple cookbook put it in a basket with some dressings, sauces, cookies and cocoa. Maybe include a cooking lesson or two at a local place.
Hopefully, she will take the suble hint before the need for a culinary intervention! =)
I don't go there, because I can't eat the food
@lo82070, I had a bit of a falling-out with my mother, and DH was the one who encouraged me to mend the fence. What I learned was if they can get you angry or annoyed, they win. So my answer to every annoying comment about how she didn't like/approve of what I was wearing/doing/eating/saying/serving was "that's nice," or "Thanks for your input." After a while it got easier to deal with her. When she died, I had no guilt about our relationship, which I might have if I had simply cut the ties years before.
So you're probably doing the right thing in encouraging the contact. Better than regretting it later.
Best thing to do now is eat enough ahead of time so you can just nibble. Claim some sort of medical need to avoid certain foods, if that works for you. "Reacts badly with my medication," or "Got to limit the diet before I go in for more tests," are pretty good excuses and get you off the hook if you eat the same stuff on another day. If she'll allow it, bring a dish of your own, so you know that at least one thing on the table will be edible. At least it's something you can laugh about later.
I don't go there, because I can't eat the food
Ahh so. Then all is well. The wedding is soon? Be happy, healthy & wise. ;)
I don't go there, because I can't eat the food
Nah - he seriously dislikes his mother. I'm the one who encouraged him to get back in touch with her, because he wasn't speaking to her for years. Of course, this is before I met her. ;-) Thanks for the sweet sentiments PerkyMac.
I don't go there, because I can't eat the food
@lo82070 ~ oh sweetie, I sure hope he's worth it, and you'll answer that question the same way in 10-20-30 years (while she's still around). If he doesn't support you 100% and stand up to her in your defense, dump him, don't get married. Your heart will heal. You truly are marrying his family. Speaking as one who has been there, but waited 30 agonizing years.
I don't go there, because I can't eat the food
@ teslaca - I am not a food professional. And seeing as this woman calls me "that slut who stole my son" whenever my back is turned, and her dinner invitations to my fiance are not "Would you like to come over for dinner" but "If you don't come over to dinner for at least three hours or you are no longer a member of this family", I feel no urge to help her in any way. I just do my duty and show up when I absolutely must.
I don't go there, because I can't eat the food
@teslaca, some people are fine with the way they cook, and have no interest in changing. My MIL is a fine example. Her criteria is that the food isn't going to make you sick and, um....I really think that's about it. She has zero interest in learning more about cooking, and in fact has pared down her cooking from what it was years ago. She does, however, like to entertain, and that usually involves her cooking a meal. And she probably believes that her guests are fine with her cooking, since the polite thing to say is, "It was all very good. Thank you for inviting us." And when people ask for her recipes, she's probably thinking that they want to recreate the dish. It's much more likely that they're trying to figure out what she served.
And I'm fine with her lack of interest in cooking. We eat there maybe a half-dozen times a year, and although it's mind-numbingly bland, it's usually not horrible. And I know that she's not going to change. If she had any interest whatsoever in cooking, I'd love to spend time with her shopping and cooking. But that's never going to happen. She regards time in the kitchen as torture, and the less time spent there, the better.
Just as she has no interest in cooking, I have no interest in having her come over here and teaching me how to crochet blankets or the proper way to fold sheets and towels. We're all old enough to realize we don't have the same interests.
And I don't see anywhere the OP said he/she was a food professional, not that it matters.
The good thing about having a MIL who doesn't cook well is that there's never a chance DH is ever going to say, "I wish you made this like my mother did." Most of the time he just says that he feels sorry for her husband, since he eats her food every day.
I don't go there, because I can't eat the food
While I can completely sympathize with you over this menu and its poor execution, I'm surprised and disappointed at your lack of sympathy or compassion. You're a food professional - HELP this woman make a great party and serve palatable recipes. It truly is in your best interest if she is soon to be an in law! You may enjoy poking fun at her choice of recipes and lack of skill in cooking, but she at least attempted to put a meal on the table for some folks. Many more snobbish foodies or restaurant go-ers won't even attempt that much. They just buy their way out of it. Try to respect her sincere desire to provide a meal for a good sized group of folks and help her to make a better outcome next time. It doesn't have to come across as condescending or like you know it all. Just give her simple ideas for a simple, make ahead menu with true ingredients and you'll all survive the next party!
I don't go there, because I can't eat the food
I really am having a good laugh at this thread. In trying to bond with my highschool best friend's folks, my parents were invited over to their house for drinks. My folks brought rum and several cans of frozen orange juice. What came out of the kitchen was a big jug of TANG as the mix!!! Don't know what happened to the real stuff, it just disappeared! They never never really got on, to say the least.
I don't go there, because I can't eat the food
This seems so lame to add at the end of this thread...but ever taken real OJ and rum to a "party", only to have the rum come out and served with...wait for it.....TANG!!
I don't go there, because I can't eat the food
For someone, someday, YOU are going to be that cook (or that host). Food for thought (so to speak) – how to keep that someone from going hungry? Suggestions? This brings back a childhood memory – a long car trip (Yellowstone to San Francisco) with a first-time visitor from Taiwan, in the 70s. Roadside American food was all strange and repellent to him, and my mother was afraid he was going to starve, until he ate his first potato chip. Bingo! He lived on potato chips all the way from Utah to the SF State campus.
I don't go there, because I can't eat the food
What a great thread! I am so happy to know that I am not alone in the permanent trauma left by my ex-MILs Christmas dinners. Swear to God, I still have Jell-O mold nightmares.
I offered to do the holiday cooking but MIL, who was as betchy as she was a crap cook, took my offer as a dis.
I don't go there, because I can't eat the food
I must admit I'm guilty of loving jell-o. The low calorie variety too... I sometimes make my own agar-agar bites, trying to replicate the ones I buy at a Japanese candy store... I just never try to serve it to anyone. Feels wrong.
As for bad experiences, my mother is a decent cook, and although she makes the worst eggplant and okra ever (took me years living out of the house to discover how delicious such things are) and my fathers barbecue is awful (he's American. Sorry, but it will never compare to the Brazilian stuff), holidays hold memories of great eating. My ex's family were great cooks, and she would take over the barbecue when she visited mine and my SO's mother, albeit disliking me and not allowing me near her house, sometimes sends over some great cakes.
Wait... my mother is guilty of my teen years birthday cakes. They were ok and I remember them dearly, but also were very very lazy. Ok, she had four kids, worked and finished high school when i was 14. But still... Store bought sponge cake, layered with boxed pudding and canned figs. Gotta hand it to her for making the best mango ice cream in the world, though.
The worst experience I've had was not connected to flavor. I stopped eating red meat and pork between 13 and 23. To this day, anything pork that has not been processed (like sausages or cold-cuts) makes me sick. Very sick. So when I went to visit my ex's cousins on a Sunday for a barbecue, I expected to find at least a salad to nibble on. Nothing. Just pork and beer. The smell was great, and I was hungry. It tasted good too... It almost killed me. Way to lose 14 kg in 10 days.
I don't go there, because I can't eat the food
My Ukrainian Bubbe's "pizza" FTW:
Crust = 2 inch thick bread dough stuffed into the bottom of an oiled cookie sheet.
Sauce = flour + oil browned in a skillet. Bottle of ketchup added. Mixture cooked until dark brown.
Cheese= brick-like substance labeled "white cheese", purchased at the local kosher equivalent of a 7-11 (probably expired).
Baked until cheese is slightly black in parts. Mmmm.
I don't go there, because I can't eat the food
I feel fortunate that my future MIL is a great cook, and her holiday meals are really special, using fresh ingredients harvested from her own garden and locally raised meats. My fiancee is perhaps an even better cook yet.
I wish I could say the same for my blood relatives, who don't seem to care much about food. When my fiancee and I visit, we politely gag down some dry pot roast, bland overcooked vegetables, and iceberg lettuce-based salad served with tasteless bottled salad dressings. Still, I am grateful their dinners aren't quite as scary as the original poster's.
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Oh man.....can you imagine if he dipped it, bite by bite, into BBQ sauce. Scandalous!