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Dear AHT: Bacon Cheeseburgers at FOB Hammer in Iraq

Wonder how much Cheney-burton profits on each burger eaten?

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Amazing feats of teenage consumption...

When I was a 14 year old, my baseball team was at an out of town tournament, staying in a Holiday Inn (circa 1976), They had an all you can eat, Sunday brunch. Being the miscreants (but excellent ballplayers) that we were, we had engaged in a mega beer-a-thon the night before (long story on the accquisition part), and such, were hung over and hungry come brunch. The 16 of us were eating the buffet line, faster than they could bring it out, so fast, that we were jsut bypassing the chafing dishes and bringing the hotel pan right to our table. Finally, after a half hour, the manager came over and offered us this proposition...if youse (we were in Philly) leave now, we won't charge youse...see ya...but still hungry....peace

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Served: My Plea To Tip Kindly

The fact of the matter is most people want to get off with as low a tariff as possible. We preach that as a society, except in those rarefied circumstances where overspending is a mark of status. On another blog last week, this same subject came up...and the funniest thing I read was, " Tipping is just ownership's way of paying a smaller wage", totally doing the Homer Simpson on the fact that if the owner had to pay the "tip" as wage that the final bill would be even higher (payroll taxes, etc)...if you can't afford to spend 25% more than the printed menu price (to cover tax and gratuity), go somewhere else where you can afford to be correct.

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From A Hamburger Today

Dear AHT: Bacon Cheeseburgers at FOB Hammer in Iraq

Wonder how much Cheney-burton profits on each burger eaten?

From Talk

Amazing feats of teenage consumption...

When I was a 14 year old, my baseball team was at an out of town tournament, staying in a Holiday Inn (circa 1976), They had an all you can eat, Sunday brunch. Being the miscreants (but excellent ballplayers) that we were, we had engaged in a mega beer-a-thon the night before (long story on the accquisition part), and such, were hung over and hungry come brunch. The 16 of us were eating the buffet line, faster than they could bring it out, so fast, that we were jsut bypassing the chafing dishes and bringing the hotel pan right to our table. Finally, after a half hour, the manager came over and offered us this proposition...if youse (we were in Philly) leave now, we won't charge youse...see ya...but still hungry....peace

From Serious Eats

Served: My Plea To Tip Kindly

The fact of the matter is most people want to get off with as low a tariff as possible. We preach that as a society, except in those rarefied circumstances where overspending is a mark of status. On another blog last week, this same subject came up...and the funniest thing I read was, " Tipping is just ownership's way of paying a smaller wage", totally doing the Homer Simpson on the fact that if the owner had to pay the "tip" as wage that the final bill would be even higher (payroll taxes, etc)...if you can't afford to spend 25% more than the printed menu price (to cover tax and gratuity), go somewhere else where you can afford to be correct.

From Serious Eats

Why Don't Recipes Include Salt Amounts?

The products that we consume were once living organisms, and, as such, they will have different levels of salt already present in them. "Season to taste" takes this into account...peace

From Serious Eats

Eat Kangaroo, Save the Earth?

Like another commentor, I spent alot of time in Australia, and, although 'roo mince (ground), fillets (steaks) and roasts (no translation required) can be found in Woolies (Woolworth's) and Cole's supermarkets, most Ozzies won't touch the stuff, particularly as they are in love with the meat of the cow, most famously the rump steak. My girlfriend, who is from the land down under, and I probably had a 'roo roast once a week...the lack of fat is a hinderance, unless you are a very good, or better, saucier; luckily, I am a professional chef...

From Serious Eats

ShotPak: Controversial and Convenient Booze

...Because we all know that kids don't start drinking until their 21st birthdays....it's called personal responsibility....jeez, only in America is an 18 year old mature enough to kill for the government, but too young to drink...

From Serious Eats

Are Soul Food Restaurants Dying All Over the Country? A Serious Eats Poll

@ cobweb...post racial is the glorious phenomenon that is occuring where people view their fellow humans not through the color of the skin, but the content of their being...particularly in the South, where, as we know, so much progress in all phases of life until very recently has been impeded by 'black this' or 'white that', instead of 'Americans us'...at least, that's my take...peace, as always

From Talk

Decadent Vacation Food Indulgences...

Spam musubi...I have been going to Hawaii for over 20 years, and the very first thing and very last thing I eat on the Islands is that local 'delicacy'...Now, I'm a chef and they are easy enough to make, but there's something about walking into a mom and pop shop (or ABC Store, if really desperate...or drunk) and plunking down a buck fiddy nine for that 4 bite piece of junk food heaven...

From Serious Eats

Sake Consumption Dips in Japan, Grows in the U.S.

I remember drinking soju in Korea in the mid 80's...I also remember waking up the next afternoon with a massive hangover...I don't remember anything in between those 2 events...My name is iwannacook, and, for that night, I was an alcoholic....peace

From Serious Eats

Is Whole Foods Becoming Costco with a Side Order of Trader Joe's?

But, of course, there are plenty of consumers out there who don't mind overpaying on somethings for the 'experience' of shopping in Whole Foods, where, you know what, you can stand there and sample everything sliceable in the deli section for lunch...As a long time shopper @ Whole Foods (SF) and professional chef, I do know this...outside of Wegman's, they have the largest quantity of restaurant quality food around, and the best and most informed staff bar none.

From A Hamburger Today

Hamburger America: Joe's Cable Car

@ penelope....my bad then...I left Sf before a 'health insurance surcharge' was added...but if ya' want a cheaper burger, I guess ya' gotta make it yourself then....peace

From Talk

Where Should I Eat/Shop in San Francisco?

If in SF for brunch on Sunday, try 2223 (on Market Street)...the place is electric and the food is very, very good...also, the view at sunset from Greens in Fort Mason is a perfect match for the great vegetarian menu...

From A Hamburger Today

Hamburger America: Joe's Cable Car

@ Penelope...I've eaten at CCJ's many times (but ahven't been in SF for 18 months)...and I have to cry " Male Bovine Poop" on you...however, CCJ's is where many off duty chefs hang and have a burger...if they would only have black truffles available....peace

From Serious Eats

Served: Can I Go Home Now?

Aitches, you rock girl...I am in the early stages of opening a small place overseas...you will be required reading for all...I may even build a shrine in your honor, St. Aitches, patron saint of FOH...peace

From Recipes

Dinner Tonight: Poblanos with Potato and Oaxaca Cheese

this recipe is similar to a very tasty oaxacan classic, rajas con crema, first showed to me by one of my prep guys...slices of roasted poblanos with onions in cream.....

From Serious Eats

Word of the Day: Gastrosexual

Never had a woman turn down a restaurant quality meal cooked in their house...has worked for me....peace

From Serious Eats

Cook the Book: 'Summer on a Plate'

My grandfather, who taught me at the age of 4 that, if you wanted a hamburger, go to the butcher shop and have the chuck freshly ground and run home and cook it not past medium rare...and Melinda Randolph, my first chef, who showed me how to make a medium rare burger sing...

From Serious Eats

Served: Feeding Family

I remember when I was a baby cook and had to do family dinner. It was so cool to have all of these bits and pieces to add to chicken legs and pork loin chops, leftover from previous service. Sneaking in a drop or 4 of truffle oil...when I became 'el jefe', I used family meal as a tool to test my baby cooks' palates and imaginations...long live family meal...

From Recipes

Cook the Book: Chicken in Basil Cream

@ DJ

You should really only poach a chicken breast whenit is still attached to the bone, covered in its skin. This will help keep it moist. Also, make sure the water is at a simmer and not a boil...peace

From Recipes

Cook the Book: Chicken in Basil Cream

When I was growing up, both my mother and paternal grandmother always poached the chicken for their salad, but the poached whole chickens, not just the non fatty (read no flavor) breasts. As a catering chef, whenever I make chicken salad, I roast whole chickens and use both the white and dark meat (unless client specifies), and almost always they ask why it tastes "so much better than theirs"...fat is flavor...

From Serious Eats

Espresso on Ice Is Not OK, and Other 'Restaurant Policies'

Hmmmm...let's see. I put up my own money to open a business, with no honest expectation of success other than my own personal hope. Doesn't that give me the right to decide what I serve? If you don't like it, go to Bucky's (one closing near you anyday now!!!) or Dunkin Ray's. But don't whinge when I tell you that I'm not making it for you. The only entitlement in commerce is the one the IRS has on your profits...peace

From Serious Eats

R.I.P. Some of Our Favorite 600 Starbucks

why don't they just merge with MickeeDee's, thereby creating "no go" zones...???

From Talk

Duck confit tips?

you can also use rendered pork fat (bacon?) which is what is added in Gascony....even olive oil if in a real pinch....peace

From A Hamburger Today

Ted's Steamed Cheeseburgers; Meriden, Connecticut

Why give space to something not at all even good sounding, when there are people out there doing good things to "that American creation on which I feed", to quote Mr. Buffet? Smoked, sure? But is 'steamed' some misguided interpretation of the famous New England boiled dinner? Damn, if it weren't for the miserable winters, I'd open up a place in central Connecticut...peace

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