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Amazing feats of teenage consumption...
When I was a 14 year old, my baseball team was at an out of town tournament, staying in a Holiday Inn (circa 1976), They had an all you can eat, Sunday brunch. Being the miscreants (but excellent ballplayers) that we were, we had engaged in a mega beer-a-thon the night before (long story on the accquisition part), and such, were hung over and hungry come brunch. The 16 of us were eating the buffet line, faster than they could bring it out, so fast, that we were jsut bypassing the chafing dishes and bringing the hotel pan right to our table. Finally, after a half hour, the manager came over and offered us this proposition...if youse (we were in Philly) leave now, we won't charge youse...see ya...but still hungry....peace
Bobby's Burger Palace
@ kenji....amen, brotha
Served: My Plea To Tip Kindly
The fact of the matter is most people want to get off with as low a tariff as possible. We preach that as a society, except in those rarefied circumstances where overspending is a mark of status. On another blog last week, this same subject came up...and the funniest thing I read was, " Tipping is just ownership's way of paying a smaller wage", totally doing the Homer Simpson on the fact that if the owner had to pay the "tip" as wage that the final bill would be even higher (payroll taxes, etc)...if you can't afford to spend 25% more than the printed menu price (to cover tax and gratuity), go somewhere else where you can afford to be correct.
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Dear AHT: Bacon Cheeseburgers at FOB Hammer in Iraq
Wonder how much Cheney-burton profits on each burger eaten?
Amazing feats of teenage consumption...
When I was a 14 year old, my baseball team was at an out of town tournament, staying in a Holiday Inn (circa 1976), They had an all you can eat, Sunday brunch. Being the miscreants (but excellent ballplayers) that we were, we had engaged in a mega beer-a-thon the night before (long story on the accquisition part), and such, were hung over and hungry come brunch. The 16 of us were eating the buffet line, faster than they could bring it out, so fast, that we were jsut bypassing the chafing dishes and bringing the hotel pan right to our table. Finally, after a half hour, the manager came over and offered us this proposition...if youse (we were in Philly) leave now, we won't charge youse...see ya...but still hungry....peace
Bobby's Burger Palace
@ kenji....amen, brotha
Served: My Plea To Tip Kindly
The fact of the matter is most people want to get off with as low a tariff as possible. We preach that as a society, except in those rarefied circumstances where overspending is a mark of status. On another blog last week, this same subject came up...and the funniest thing I read was, " Tipping is just ownership's way of paying a smaller wage", totally doing the Homer Simpson on the fact that if the owner had to pay the "tip" as wage that the final bill would be even higher (payroll taxes, etc)...if you can't afford to spend 25% more than the printed menu price (to cover tax and gratuity), go somewhere else where you can afford to be correct.
Why Don't Recipes Include Salt Amounts?
The products that we consume were once living organisms, and, as such, they will have different levels of salt already present in them. "Season to taste" takes this into account...peace
Eat Kangaroo, Save the Earth?
Like another commentor, I spent alot of time in Australia, and, although 'roo mince (ground), fillets (steaks) and roasts (no translation required) can be found in Woolies (Woolworth's) and Cole's supermarkets, most Ozzies won't touch the stuff, particularly as they are in love with the meat of the cow, most famously the rump steak. My girlfriend, who is from the land down under, and I probably had a 'roo roast once a week...the lack of fat is a hinderance, unless you are a very good, or better, saucier; luckily, I am a professional chef...
ShotPak: Controversial and Convenient Booze
...Because we all know that kids don't start drinking until their 21st birthdays....it's called personal responsibility....jeez, only in America is an 18 year old mature enough to kill for the government, but too young to drink...
Are Soul Food Restaurants Dying All Over the Country? A Serious Eats Poll
@ cobweb...post racial is the glorious phenomenon that is occuring where people view their fellow humans not through the color of the skin, but the content of their being...particularly in the South, where, as we know, so much progress in all phases of life until very recently has been impeded by 'black this' or 'white that', instead of 'Americans us'...at least, that's my take...peace, as always
Decadent Vacation Food Indulgences...
Spam musubi...I have been going to Hawaii for over 20 years, and the very first thing and very last thing I eat on the Islands is that local 'delicacy'...Now, I'm a chef and they are easy enough to make, but there's something about walking into a mom and pop shop (or ABC Store, if really desperate...or drunk) and plunking down a buck fiddy nine for that 4 bite piece of junk food heaven...
Sake Consumption Dips in Japan, Grows in the U.S.
I remember drinking soju in Korea in the mid 80's...I also remember waking up the next afternoon with a massive hangover...I don't remember anything in between those 2 events...My name is iwannacook, and, for that night, I was an alcoholic....peace
Is Whole Foods Becoming Costco with a Side Order of Trader Joe's?
But, of course, there are plenty of consumers out there who don't mind overpaying on somethings for the 'experience' of shopping in Whole Foods, where, you know what, you can stand there and sample everything sliceable in the deli section for lunch...As a long time shopper @ Whole Foods (SF) and professional chef, I do know this...outside of Wegman's, they have the largest quantity of restaurant quality food around, and the best and most informed staff bar none.
Hamburger America: Joe's Cable Car
@ penelope....my bad then...I left Sf before a 'health insurance surcharge' was added...but if ya' want a cheaper burger, I guess ya' gotta make it yourself then....peace
Where Should I Eat/Shop in San Francisco?
If in SF for brunch on Sunday, try 2223 (on Market Street)...the place is electric and the food is very, very good...also, the view at sunset from Greens in Fort Mason is a perfect match for the great vegetarian menu...
Hamburger America: Joe's Cable Car
@ Penelope...I've eaten at CCJ's many times (but ahven't been in SF for 18 months)...and I have to cry " Male Bovine Poop" on you...however, CCJ's is where many off duty chefs hang and have a burger...if they would only have black truffles available....peace
Served: Can I Go Home Now?
Aitches, you rock girl...I am in the early stages of opening a small place overseas...you will be required reading for all...I may even build a shrine in your honor, St. Aitches, patron saint of FOH...peace
Dinner Tonight: Poblanos with Potato and Oaxaca Cheese
this recipe is similar to a very tasty oaxacan classic, rajas con crema, first showed to me by one of my prep guys...slices of roasted poblanos with onions in cream.....
Word of the Day: Gastrosexual
Never had a woman turn down a restaurant quality meal cooked in their house...has worked for me....peace
Cook the Book: 'Summer on a Plate'
My grandfather, who taught me at the age of 4 that, if you wanted a hamburger, go to the butcher shop and have the chuck freshly ground and run home and cook it not past medium rare...and Melinda Randolph, my first chef, who showed me how to make a medium rare burger sing...
Served: Feeding Family
I remember when I was a baby cook and had to do family dinner. It was so cool to have all of these bits and pieces to add to chicken legs and pork loin chops, leftover from previous service. Sneaking in a drop or 4 of truffle oil...when I became 'el jefe', I used family meal as a tool to test my baby cooks' palates and imaginations...long live family meal...
Cook the Book: Chicken in Basil Cream
@ DJ
You should really only poach a chicken breast whenit is still attached to the bone, covered in its skin. This will help keep it moist. Also, make sure the water is at a simmer and not a boil...peace
Cook the Book: Chicken in Basil Cream
When I was growing up, both my mother and paternal grandmother always poached the chicken for their salad, but the poached whole chickens, not just the non fatty (read no flavor) breasts. As a catering chef, whenever I make chicken salad, I roast whole chickens and use both the white and dark meat (unless client specifies), and almost always they ask why it tastes "so much better than theirs"...fat is flavor...
Espresso on Ice Is Not OK, and Other 'Restaurant Policies'
Hmmmm...let's see. I put up my own money to open a business, with no honest expectation of success other than my own personal hope. Doesn't that give me the right to decide what I serve? If you don't like it, go to Bucky's (one closing near you anyday now!!!) or Dunkin Ray's. But don't whinge when I tell you that I'm not making it for you. The only entitlement in commerce is the one the IRS has on your profits...peace
R.I.P. Some of Our Favorite 600 Starbucks
why don't they just merge with MickeeDee's, thereby creating "no go" zones...???
Duck confit tips?
you can also use rendered pork fat (bacon?) which is what is added in Gascony....even olive oil if in a real pinch....peace
Ted's Steamed Cheeseburgers; Meriden, Connecticut
Why give space to something not at all even good sounding, when there are people out there doing good things to "that American creation on which I feed", to quote Mr. Buffet? Smoked, sure? But is 'steamed' some misguided interpretation of the famous New England boiled dinner? Damn, if it weren't for the miserable winters, I'd open up a place in central Connecticut...peace
Ted's Steamed Cheeseburgers; Meriden, Connecticut
Please update the website reference...its www.tedsrestaurant.com. Thanks.
Ted's Steamed Cheeseburgers; Meriden, Connecticut
I've eaten countless Ted's burgers. I love them. I do agree with SOME of your gripes. However, the moistness of the burger is perfect if it's served when ready. It's prepared in STEAM man..it loses the fatty liquid but gets infused with H20 in the process which creates moisture. So I disagree with your opinion there. The shape of the burger is something I've always disagreed with. It does not fit the bun correctly. A simple adjustment to the shape of the "tray" that the burger is steamed with will solve this issue. It needs to be more square to fill out the surface of the bun. Besides the shape issue, the burger is fantastic. The cheese is unique and combines with the meat better than any other option. The bun may be a bit overized and "fluffy" but it does a good job containing the gooiness. You need a tougher bun than usual when dealing with melted cheese. I'd assume the shape issue has alot to do with not changing the rich history of the burger and restaurant. And that is what Ted's offers..a classic, unchanged experience. Overall, the Burger is unique, MOIST, and extremely delicious. A definite must have for burger lovers looking for something different.
Ted's Steamed Cheeseburgers; Meriden, Connecticut
i was REALLY REALLY disappointed:
http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=KYBEVBAP7QUlt1LjmatTJg
Ted's Steamed Cheeseburgers; Meriden, Connecticut
Indeed everyone is entitled to their own opinion. I for one think they are delicious and suggest if you are in the area to consider eating there.
Ted's Steamed Cheeseburgers; Meriden, Connecticut
Wow, you came in thinking steamed and gross before you even sat down. How could the burger be dry if its soaking wet from the steam? a publisher of Beef Aficionado, his blog that explores beef beyond burgerdom. So you give a blue collar ***BURGER*** favorite of the area to a high society beef aficionado who explores ***beef beyond burgerdom***. This review stinks, is biased before even stepping a foot in Ted's. Stalin's show trial's in the 30's had more justice than your review. By the way, congratulations you either have an impressive lexicon or a decent thesaurus, so you most likely nouveau riche and I'd like you to take your wanna be bougiousie air about yourself and choke on steamed cheese preferably. I'll enjoy my steamed cheeseburger now.
Hamburger America: Joe's Cable Car
Just had a burger there at Joe's Cable Car, George. It was amazing. I love what he does with the bit of butter. And the cheese he's using is great. Melted perfectly and stayed nice and gooey (probably thanks to the butter). It turns out the place is within easy walking distance of my GF's parents' place, where I'm staying right now. How 'bout that!?!?
Bobby's Burger Palace
He's opening another BBP in Bergen County at one of the many malls in Paramus--he said he's keeping them close to home so he can go out and check on any problems.
One thing folks are forgetting is that it's not a chef making the burgers in back--it's someone who is making not much more than minimum wage who had maybe a week's worth of training before taking the griddle. I worked in a restaurant (Farrell's--many years ago) making hamburgers and I didn't know much of anything--we were showed how it is supposed to look before you flip it over for rare, medium and well. If we made a mistake, people sent their burger back and we tried again. I doubt if they are even hiring culinary students--if anything, they're hiring former McDonald's and Burger King employees--at least they have "experience".
Bobby's Burger Palace
Your Napa Valley Burger that comes with goat cheese, watercress, and lemon-honey mustard sounds fabulous. I would love to try one. In case you didn't know watercress is a powerhouse of nutrition and you can learn more by reading http://www.newrinkles.com/index.php/archive/did-you-know-watercress/
Bobby's Burger Palace
So sad to read this. I live out here and love his "Throwdown" episode on Burgers where he insists the burger must be medium rare.
I think the law is just a lame excuse. If chains like Outback and Boulder Creek will make me a medium rare burger everytime, there is no excuse for this nonsense.
Hopefully Mr. Flay will read this and correct. Otherwise, I'll be at the American Roadhouse a few miles down the road on Rt 25 per the NY Times review.
Eat Kangaroo, Save the Earth?
hey everyone..
well Im an Aussie and i eat roo all the time its a family fav.
most ppl make the mistake of cooking roo like beef but u cant due to the lack of fat if u do u dry it out and make it tough and gamy...yuck!
We have too many roos here (to the point the goverment had to cull some near my place a few months back due to a lack of food and dangerous numbers) and they are healthy (less fat more protein)
so hey eat roo eat the bald eagle if u want (i thought it was endangered? and if so please dont.) Im not upset up it and alot of other aussies arent either.
Bobby's Burger Palace
Sorry
Just reread the article. Griddle. Thats good.
Bobby's Burger Palace
A couple things here:
The video on his website showed him using a chargrill? Are his burgers at BBP chargilled? First mistake.
Then, again, his video. The burgers, they gotta be handled less. They are so perfect and so smooth, and the interior SO DENSE. Meatloaf, not burgers.
Lastly, he's gotta decide if he wants a fast food joint (appearance) or a more high end place (prices) NEWYORKERS might think that 12 bucks of 1 burger, 1 fry and 1 shake is fast food, but for 99% of the country. Nope.
But mostly, I am shocked that IF he chose a chargril, what was he thinking? Maybe, MAYBE , you can make an arguement for wood or charcoal for burgers, but GAS? Griddle, griddle, griddle.
Essentials: Collard Greens
Try fresh turkey wings instead of the smolked ham hock. I make my collards with and add salt, cayenne pepper, fresh garlic, red bell pepper and a touch of sugar. BTW do not cut out the middle stem as that gives extra fiber. Just roll and cut into ribbons. Cook & enjoy.
Dear AHT: Bacon Cheeseburgers at FOB Hammer in Iraq
Kaley - delayed reply, sorry! I studied abroad in Italy for a year and developed a serious addiction. What about you?
Served: My Plea To Tip Kindly
I know I'm a little late to the table, but this is an issue that always gets me wound up and I just wanted to add my 20%
I was a barista for years, at an independent coffee shop and I depended on tips to survive. My minimum wage salary barely covered my rent and utility costs, so my tips provided me with food and other essentials as well as funds non essential items and activities which a person needs from time to time. To me a barista is no different than a bartender, they just serve different kinds of beverages. And I would assume that most people tip their bartender, even if all they are ordering is a bottled beer.
I actually labeled my tip jar "Karma Jar" and with the exception of one Hindu woman who found it offensive, people were very responsive to it. I always tip at least $1 esp if I know the tips are being pooled.
I also always tip the pizza delivery guys. They may get paid more than server rate, but they have to use their own car, and making frequent short trips does add to the wear and tear of any vehicle, plus buy their own gas and we all know how that's been lately. People have told me that it's not necessary to tip when a delivery fee is added to the bill, but more often then not that delivery fee goes to the restaurant, not the delivery guy. Pizza delivery can also be a rather dangerous occupation, for more info visit
http://tipthepizzaguy.com/
Which is a little snarky here and there but does give some perspective from the delivery guy's point of view
Dear AHT: Bacon Cheeseburgers at FOB Hammer in Iraq
Hooah sir! Keep your head down and your spirits up.
Served: My Plea To Tip Kindly
bitterwaitress.com a very funny and unfortunately frequently accurate site. I am a fifty-plus year old who has worked in the restaurant industry since i was old enough to hold a job and i have experienced the best and the worst that this occupation has to offer. I have been waitress, bartender, pastry chef, sous chef, manager, you name it- in several areas of the united states and in france. My personal observation is that most snarky customers who undertip or stiff the servers are generally HUGELY unhappy people who make themselves feel bigger and better by trying to make others-servers-feel small. Power trip. Supercilious behavior. General jerkiness. I once worked in a great beer-plate lunch-burger joint where we could tell the customers to screw off, get out, basically give thier guff right back to them. Sometimes it felt really good to call a jerk a jerk. I also like the line a fellow waitress friend uses on occasion when being jerked around by a customer. She sweetly smiles and says," boy, it must suck to be YOU." Generally, i love my job. I only wait part time now, and on most days it still takes me an hour or so to "decompress"--but i know that those snarks are out there and the law of averages states that i will have to wait on a few of them. I try to ignore them while giving them marginal service-sufficient service, nothing more. Then there are those times that the stereotype doesn't hold true. That is a welcome thing; unfortunately though, here in the deep south the stereotype usually holds true. I try to be a fair tipper--standard 15 percent, 20-25 percent if i have great, attentive service. Good tipping really IS good karma.
Served: My Plea To Tip Kindly
I have read the comments with great interest. I live in New Zealand and generally there is no tipping. If I take a taxi I round up the amount owing, if the fare is a straight $20, then that is what I give. That is the norm here. There is no tipping of hairdressers for instance, and you might tip a waiter/waitress after having received truly good service and on a special night out. That amount is given as a thank you but it is not expected. The minimum wage here is $12.00 per hour from age 16 and that is before tax. I can't get my head around tipping. I feel that a working person ought to receive a "proper" wage and should not have to rely on tipping (people's mood etc etc) to make a living. Let the price of the meal reflect the true cost of that meal. Having said that, should I travel to the States, I would make an effort to find out how to tip correctly but I would prefer not to have to think about what is appropriate to give and suffer embarrassment through ignorance.
Served: My Plea To Tip Kindly
Servers remember who tips and who doesn't. The tippers will get more of my time, service and hospitality than the ones who tip poorly or not at all.
Served: My Plea To Tip Kindly
If you ever leave less than 10% for ANY reason - you are a thief. By federal law at least a 10% tip must accompany all service transactions. The problem with the law is that they punish the victim. You see, whether you tip or not Uncle Sam still taxes the server for a 10% tip, thus making not tipping a crime. The server pays a fine for a bad tip in the form of income tax. So when you do not tip you are actually taking money they earned from other customers. That makes you a thief. If the service was not up to par, speak with the manager. If you do not speak with the manager but leave a poor tip the service wasn't bad; you are just cheap. And to be quite honest if you get any food, be it what you ordered or not then the server has earned a 10% tip.
Served: My Plea To Tip Kindly
What about cows? Any thoughts on tipping cows?
Amazing feats of teenage consumption...
I don't recall any of my h.s. friends packing away any impressive amounts of food. And as of yet I haven't witnessed any major feats of eating by my 14 y/o son. But I know my days are numbered. He'll eat dinner and 30 minutes later (or less) he's picking at left overs or eating a bowl of cereal. I can barely keep milk and cereal in the house between his snacking and my late-3rd-trimester nightly bowl before bedtime....
Dear AHT: Bacon Cheeseburgers at FOB Hammer in Iraq
Thanks for all you do - God Bless!!
Served: My Plea To Tip Kindly
I am a good tipper, WHEN my server is good. I believe that just like a bonus at other jobs, extra tip is all about how you work. For satisfactory service I'll give 15%. But, if the waiter is rude or ignores the table, I don't mind tipping less that that. I'm a reasonable person . . . if they can't figure out what they did wrong, then they'll probably just do it to someone else.
Served: My Plea To Tip Kindly
@Jnash - As far as I've been taught, by my etiquette-conscious parents, it is not expected to tip the owner of an establishment - as he or she is receiving all of the profit anyway!
So, if your barber owns his own shop, or even your server (that is, if you are being waited on by Anthony of Anthony's Pizza) - a tip is not customary, nor expected.
And why should it be?
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Wonder how much Cheney-burton profits on each burger eaten?