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Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'

I had planned to bake my friend Mia a chocolate birthday layer cake with chocolate- hazelnut buttercream frosting. Both of my 9 inch rounds came out as dense as rocks, and the frosting was equally thick. I brought it to a party and decided to just leave it in the kitchen anonymously; I couldn't take credit for this lump of junk. The next day, I picked up my plate from the party house, and I learned that the cake had not been eaten at all! Instead, some drunkard threw it against the wall of the living room! This was indeed a failure.

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Google Cafeteria Still Stocks It's-It Ice Cream Sandwiches

I wish they'd give tours! My entire childhood was driving past the factory on 101.

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refrigerated cookie dough

I forget why, but baking dough straight from the fridge is somehow better for it. I know the NYT advocates it.

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Movies on Food

I had nightmares after seeing "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and her Lover". Seriously some crazy shit.

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Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'

I had planned to bake my friend Mia a chocolate birthday layer cake with chocolate- hazelnut buttercream frosting. Both of my 9 inch rounds came out as dense as rocks, and the frosting was equally thick. I brought it to a party and decided to just leave it in the kitchen anonymously; I couldn't take credit for this lump of junk. The next day, I picked up my plate from the party house, and I learned that the cake had not been eaten at all! Instead, some drunkard threw it against the wall of the living room! This was indeed a failure.

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Google Cafeteria Still Stocks It's-It Ice Cream Sandwiches

I wish they'd give tours! My entire childhood was driving past the factory on 101.

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refrigerated cookie dough

I forget why, but baking dough straight from the fridge is somehow better for it. I know the NYT advocates it.

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Movies on Food

I had nightmares after seeing "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and her Lover". Seriously some crazy shit.

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'Top Chef' Season 5, Episode 12: 'Top Chef,' Not 'Top Pussy'

@chardonnay- How is Leah any more of a "slut" than Hosea?

@overw8- Praised be, another foodie who understands how the word "chef" was suddenly indexed with "male" in that one statement.

SE, I expect better.

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DC area restaurant week

Vegetate is supposed to be promising.

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'Top Chef' Season 5, Episode 9: 'It Amused My Bouche'

@ July- I was really disappointed that Sunset Lounge won over Sahana. Sahana has all my favorite people left. However, I disagree that she is a favorite. She is very loopy and has no creativity or passion.

Also- why doesn't anyone seriously confront Stefan about his obnoxiousness?

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Bacon Bra

Michael-

You are completely heteronormative, as is the rest of this post. I am disgusted still, 4 months later.

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Serious Eats City Guide: Washington, D.C.

Agree with Best Late Night Eats- Amsterdam Falafel, and Best Sushi- Sushi Ko.

I agree with mitomaid about Tabard Inn for Brunch, and Blue Duck has a fabulous dinner as well.

However, I think Meskerem in Adams Morgan is far better quality than Etete on U St. They've consistently won the Best Ethiopian title from countless critics for the past ten years.

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Top Ten Worst Halloween 'Candies'

What is the age limit on trick-or-treating? Please say college aged is still ok....

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Bi-Rite Creamery for Sunny Days in San Francisco

I recommend the Salted Caramel; it's the favorite, and for good reason!

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Beignets in New York City?

YOU MUST GO TO THIS PLACE:

Mama Mudsliders, at 120 Christopher St in the West Village. Really delicious, and a few flavored options. Really great.

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The End Is Near: 600 Starbucks Stores Will Close

@ pooch: What is the "concept" of Starbucks in your opinion?

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I eat ____ with cottage cheese

cantalope or canned peaches, or luction noodles.

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Photo of the Day: Cherry Crumb Pie on Notebook Paper Plate

I think eating off of Judy Chicago's dinner plates would be blasphemous, and pretty difficult for the more recent ones (as the flowers protrude more out).

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Bacon Bra

i agree with sabrina. poor choice.

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Best Georgetown Foods for a Mourning Fan

I go to American and whenever visit my Georgetown chum, I indulge in the veggie burger at Wisey's. Oddly, it's one of the best veggie burgers I've ever had.

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Serious Easter Artisanal Chocolate Egg Giveaway

charoset (a conglomeration of nuts, raisins, sugar, honey, fruits, various other sweet mushy things)

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Crispy Frickin' Chicken: It's Obscenely Delicious

So, I checked up on it. The building is for rent now...so long Cluck U.

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Crispy Frickin' Chicken: It's Obscenely Delicious

I live on the same block as the Cluck U near Howard U. It's been closed for months, for what I can only assume is repairs or a remodel. I'm sure the chicken was good (this coming from the fingers of a vegetarian) since it's at a major intersection. I'll post updates if I find out when it plans to re-open.

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Top Ten Worst Halloween 'Candies'

I disagree about a lot of the candy items mentioned here.
I, for one, LOVE the fun-sized (or mini, if you prefer) candies. It's a tiny bit of something insanely tasty, enough to give pleasure without causing tummy pains. When I was a young'un and I went trick-or-treating, one house gave out mini Clark bars. Yum-o-delish! I polished those off first.
I think the chewy peanut butter kisses taste absolutely divine.
Candy corn, I think is plenty of tasty, as are the candy pumpkins made of candy-corn base. Think little dollops of hardened cake-frosting.
As for apples and raisins, those I didn't mind in the least.

However, some items, I do agree about.
Toothbrushes -- a boring reminder
Religious pamphlets -- disappointing and WEIRD to boot.
Packages of "normal" food -- oh, for crying in Manhattan, what kid wants to receive a can of baked beans or a box of oat bran in his little plastic jack-o-lantern.
One time I received cough drops -- and not the Ludens or Pine Bros or Smith Bros or F&Fs, which are tasty and could pass as hard candy (as can the Ricolas). These were nasty little green pellets that were -- and tasted like -- MEDICATION. Like I said, for crying in Manhattan! For crying in Manhattan, Chicago, and San Francisco

Oh well. At least I didn't get a ROCK

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Top Ten Worst Halloween 'Candies'

If I didn't live in an apartment building with no kids in it I'd be giving out and full sized candy bar AND a red bull to every kid. HAHAHA!!! HALLOWEEN IS FOR KIDS! SUCK IT PARENTS!

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Serious Eats City Guide: Washington, D.C.

How could any D.C. restaurant list omit both of Michel Richard's gems? Central and Citronelle are must-eats in D.C.! And for gelato, Pitango in Logan Circle is also now a must. I agree with most of the other ones on this list though, yum. And Good Stuff Eatery is delish too, I almost forgot! Get a mini-moo sized milkshake, you'll be glad you did.

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Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'

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Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'

I made walnut brownies with walnuts that had secretly gone bad...it was a giant inedible pan of musty, nasty brownies. Sick and so, so sad.

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Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'

As a kid, my best friend and I made sugar cookies. She read the ingredients as I incorporated them. She read off 1/4 cup of salt, I then asked her if she read that right because that was a lot of salt. She insisted she was correct and I added that amount in. Once the cookies had baked, we couldn;t wait to try them, we each took a bite and spit them out. She was wrong, it was 1/4 tsp salt!

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Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'

My most triumphant baking success was making brownies for my friend.

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Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'

My biggest success was baking my husband's favorite pie, a Lemon Meringue Pie. garrettsambo@aol.com

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Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'

no disasters but I haven't tried to make anything that seems too complicated for me, I guess the triumph would have to be making pound cakes, just because I had to make them with a hand mixer

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Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'

My most disasterous was when I was about 8 or 9, I deceided to make my mother a surprise cake. I got up about 4 in the morning and decided to make of all things a chiffon cake. Well it calls for lots of eggs and etc. When that cake came out it was flat as a pancake and I cried and cried, but my mother said it was the thought that counted, but she was not happy I had used so many eggs.

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Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'

My greatest success was the first time I made bread. I was inspired by a retired pro-wrestler (yeah, a "wrassler") interviewed in the student newspaper. He baked bread, read classic literature and was a tour guide at the local zoo. If he could do it, I could do it. And it did.

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Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'

Oh, just pick me, I always enter and never win, but this book I REALLY want. I now live in the south (KY) and really need to show up my next door neighbor, she's just a little too cocky about her pies. And I'm telling you, they aren't that good. This old lady needs to be taken down a couple of notches!

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Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'

I made an apple pie in college from apples grown on my parent's farm for a girlfriend. It came out quite well.

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Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'

My baking disaster was the time I made a red velvet cake and forgot to put in the baking powder. I ended up with a 1/2 inch thick red, tough cake. It didn't taste bad, but the texture was horrible.

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Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'

My greatest baking success is finally learning how to make my great grandmother's pie crust using her method. It took me awhile, and I had a few of my greatest disasters during the process (including a pie crust that literally disintegrated and became part of the filling), but I've finally gotten the feel for it. I hope it makes her proud.

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Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'

Success: Three layer chocolate wedding cake
Catastrophe: Three layer chocolate wedding cake that fell over...

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Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'

My own personal success was making a devil food cake once. Turned outlywonderful

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Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'

In college, I made my own chocolate ganache cake. Definitely a big success for someone who never baked!

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Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'

My biggest success is turning the dial to preheat the oven for someone else in the family who is baking!

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Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'

My greates baking success was making about 12 full loves of pumpkin bread from scratch for family as gifts at Thanksgiving time! They turned out delicious too! =)

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Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'

I have an old Hershey's cookbook that produces marvelous results every time. I make a great chocolate cake with a little strong, black coffee added for flavor.

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Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'

I am still learning so it is all a disater.
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Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'

Disaster? The typical adding salt instead of sugar - yes, I did it! Oh my!

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Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'

My parents and grandparents were meeting my fiance for the first time - I was preparing my FIRST Thanksgiving dinner for 10 people.....guess who forgot to put sugar in the pumpkin pie? They never let me forget it - 25 years later!

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Location: Washington, D.C.

About: I'm a student in Washington, D.C., who is just learning how to cook and enjoys reading about food.

Favorite foods: grilled cheese sandwiches made with pepper jack, green beans and tofu with peanut sauce, jelly beans, heirloom tomatoes, vegan chocolate cake, pad thai, grapefruits, pomegranate iced tea

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