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What is wrong with my yeast rolls?
I am having the exact same problem. It used to shock me each time I produced tender, light rolls and loves, but I did! I swear I did! But now, leaden, miserly lumps.... but I have moved across the continent. So many different variables, but I am equally frustrated. I have tried diffferent types of flour, my yeast is fine, the rise is fine.... maybe it's the water?
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
stuffing - straight-up, unbastardized, non-new-fangled!
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just "perfect mashed potatoes" for this starch whore please
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Homemade Chocolate Syrup and Milk
how long does this syrup keep?
What is wrong with my yeast rolls?
I am having the exact same problem. It used to shock me each time I produced tender, light rolls and loves, but I did! I swear I did! But now, leaden, miserly lumps.... but I have moved across the continent. So many different variables, but I am equally frustrated. I have tried diffferent types of flour, my yeast is fine, the rise is fine.... maybe it's the water?
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
stuffing - straight-up, unbastardized, non-new-fangled!
Win a Free Organic D'Artagnan Turkey
just "perfect mashed potatoes" for this starch whore please
Cook the Book: 'The Pioneer Woman Cooks'
Matt Bites, despite the intermittent posts, I have my fingers crossed every time I go to the site.
Cook the Book: 'The Craft of Baking'
Seriously?! Your favorite dessert? That's like asking to name a favorite child ?! Well we all have one (kidding). My aunt's blueberry crumble cake.
Cook the Book: 'Gourmet Today'
cooking for dummies. I thought I was too dumb for even that because nothing looked good, or tasted good, but realised later that it was just the dead dull, uninspired ingredients and grade school graphics. I moved on.
Cook the Book: Easy Gluten-Free Baking
pizza bianca. the reason d'etre of this celiac in deep, juvenile denial.
Cook the Book: 'Mrs. Rowe's Little Book of Southern Pies'
Who knew meringue recipes could produce chalky white head-sized rubbers that could be used to correct the arithmetic errors of an entire 5th grade class for the academic year?!!?!
Cook the Book: 'Bobby Flay's Burgers, Fries & Shakes'
The perfect patty must be swathed in mayo or one of its brethren sauces, and adorned with raw onion and pickles. Oh, and the inside of the bun must be toasted and buttered, just to up the grease/juice/fatty factor.
'The Next Food Network Star' Episode 4: The Face Whacking Edition
Seriously, have you seen a soap opera lately? At 1 pm there is copious undulating under sheets, curse words followed by face-eating.... but then it's all of the heterosexual variety.... Jamika's comment about "slaving in the kitchen would be the LAST thing on my mind if my husband was coming home" (or to that effect) was for more uncomfortable to me. Micheal was joking! She is serious, and shlepping! The gluey potatoes were a disgrace!
Threadless T-Shirt Giveaway: Booty Fruit
watermelon makes me absurdly happy
Threadless T-Shirt Giveaway: Baron VonFunburger's Haunted Castle Cavalcade
the might hamburger cannot and will not make way for anything else in my greedy stomach
'Top Chef Masters,' Episode 2: The 'Lost' Dinner
@verysmallanna, my take on it is that Kelly Choi isn't allowed/encouraged to talk about the food. Maybe because they don't want to add fuel to the "who the hell is she and what does she know about food" fire? Just a thought. And I am also one of those rail think hated on Asian people too, and I love food. When I was pregnant, people would implicitly accuse me of starving my unborn children because I didn't show until about 7 months. We freaks exist.
don't know the lingo - jump to line break when clicking on link?
thank you thank you thank you! My pettiness has been unduly rewarded. You have saved my laptop keys from many crumbs and crusty mayo as I no longer have to scroll awkwardly to find my place!
The Fest: Our Humblest Apologies to All
@kikimaraschino: holy crap! you have surely reset the serious eating bar for the year! I must now bully and torture the husband into aiding me to beat this. :)
The Fest: Our Humblest Apologies to All
I couldn't stop reading the train wreck of comments. I wasn't there, so many of you feel that I don't have a right to comment, and I don't. Not on the Festival itself. I do feel terribly for the attendees' disappointment, and like another person said, my heart is breaking for the SE crew because if you have been part of this blog for even a week you know how they try to be open and positive in how they handle every part of this great site.
Cook the Book: 'Modern Spice'
Indian, because frankly, my favorite Indian restaurant is suboptimal in the hygiene department and I must wear dark glasses to pick up my food in order to still be inclined to eat it.
Extremely Low Calorie Foods
PICKLES!!!! I didn't realise how low calorie they are until I sat there gnawing at them staring at the jar bored out of my mind. very filling.
@verysmallanna: I am always hungrier after fruit too. The acids and sugars trigger the release of digestive enzymes which do in fact "rev up" the system. It's not just you!
Which do you prefer?
Buffets gross me out as I childishly imagine every other diner sneezing into the mayo salads.
I love to cook, but a husband with amine intolerance, a son with a dozen food allergies make it kind of monotonous at times.
Fine dining is a nice treat because I encounter things I don't otherwise and become inspired at times, but I never "crave" it.
However my burger cravings often carry me across great distances for a certain burger! So fresh fast food it usually is!
Organic Foods.
I find no difference in grain products and snacks, other than the fact that organic products don't have artificial flavors that are sometimes overwhelming. For me, it's the opposite effect with eggs, meat and dairy: there is actually flavor. Of course that doesn't apply across the board. Plain ground beef tastes the same to me, but an organic, well aged ribeye?! No contest. Even my organics hating husband will attest to being shocked by the flavor difference in certain fruits.
Wasn't there an article about the different levels of vitamins and minerals in organically grown fruits? And the lab mice consistently chose the organic ones? Somehow the mice could detect the higher nutrient load. Does anyone else remember this?
The Organic Milk Business Has Gone Bad: Are You Buying Less Organic Milk?
@harstad. Wow. Your presumptuousness is impressive. You have no idea why people choose to consume organic milk. It's as presumptuous as an assumption that the juvenile tone and diction of your post means that you are a six year old with poor parental internet supervision.
The Organic Milk Business Has Gone Bad: Are You Buying Less Organic Milk?
Agreed on all points. I read the NYT almost as frequently as Serious Eats :) Very sad for those farmers who made a difficult and expensive choice to go organic. We were without income for the past year, but I never once bought non organic milk. We did without a lot of things, and bought conventional other things, but dairy and meat were never compromised. So we are different from the other families in the recession who have forsaken the dairy. We all have to make choices.
Cook the Book: Welsh Rarebit
@swampyankee: maybe its a generous attempt to let the rarebit rise above its working class roots! It sounds delicious, and I don't like cheese.
Cook the Book: 'Endangered Recipes' by Lari Robling
Korean version of japanese chawanmushi. Kind of. Steamed egg with shrimp paste and green onions. A cloudy, custardy, briny pillow of gastric comfort.
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
mashed potatoes with wasabi!
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
Has to be the stuffing! It's the only time of the year I make it. And ooooh so good the nest day- IF it makes it!
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
My favorite Thanksgiving side is cornbread-sausage stuffing. So rich, so good!
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
Stuffing! We love stuffing!
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
I love the fresh and fresh tasting cranberry and orange relish. Yum.
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
Simple mashed potatoes
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
Green bean casserole, it's not really special but we only have it twice a year. I guess that's what makes it special.
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
My favorite Thanksgiving side is stuffing with gravy.
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
Sausage and cornbread stuffing. Yum!
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
Fried Turkey, stuffing and gingersnap gravy in one bite. By far my favorite holiday as it is truly THE holiday for food lovers! I can't wait!!
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
Oyster stuffing. Tough part, finding enough people who aren't oyster-phobic...
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
Gotta go with roasted garlic mashed potatoes. I could eat it all.
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
green bean casserole, from scratch of course!
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
My moms - potatoes, summer savory and crushed crackers, also includes tons of butter and a few onions - I miss stuffing since it started killing people :(
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
I love homemade warm applesauce!! That and the apple pie are my favorite part of Thanksgiving. I don't like most of the other food including the turkeY!
Thanks for the giveaway!
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
This year it will be pumpkin ravioli with sage brown butter sauce.
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
Mashed potatoes and gravy....
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
Warm, fresh cornbread, straight from the oven
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
spaghetti squash with jalapeno cream. mmm...
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
Dinner rolls from Cook's Illustrated. I could just eat those and nothing else.
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
i love potatoes of any kind...so...creamy, garlic-y mashed potatoes.
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
Love it when the cranberry sauce creeps into the dressing and mashed potatoes...deeelish...hope I win :)
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
Pumpkin bread like only my mother can make!
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
Thanksgiving wouldn't feel right without a chunky, moist dressing (or stuffing, though I'm taking Alton's advice to heart and keeping it out of my turkey this year). But I've also a particular fondness for all the orange Thanksgiving sides -- caramelized yam, pumpkin purees, fleshy marrows. Those Squash Half Moons with Butter, Sesame, and Salt sound like heaven.
Cook the Book: 'Simple Fresh Southern'
Cornbread dressing!
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how long does this syrup keep?