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JerzyTomato--
Very funny!
My nogo is bacon and pork. I'm sick of bloggers rhapsodizing over foul pig parts. Skim right past that now

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'Eater' Blog Offers $25 to Other Food Bloggers Willing to Quit

JerzyTomato--
Very funny!
My nogo is bacon and pork. I'm sick of bloggers rhapsodizing over foul pig parts. Skim right past that now

From A Hamburger Today

Guide to Sliders in Northern New Jersey

Most sliders have a low meat to bun ratio. They are Depression era babies. They are from a time when meat was more expensive in relation to family income. Eating many little burgers rather than one big one feels like a bargain. I love White Castle but that's my analysis.

From Slice

Great Lake Is Great Shakes: The Windy City Finally Has Great Pizza to Call Its Own

Pauli--- I saw your post on the Boston Sicilian tour so that was my reply

From Slice

Great Lake Is Great Shakes: The Windy City Finally Has Great Pizza to Call Its Own

Hey Pauli--
That's the problem with being a preeminent pizzaiolo. Your guests and family get to eat it your pizzas at their optimum. Right out of the brick oven. While you have to wait. I'm sure you get dig in right away some of the time but...

BTW I used to go Umberto a lot but that was back in 1983 when I worked near there. The Sicilian was bready and thin on top. So I dodged them but ate the calzones. http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/154552

I always liked Santarpios with its easier parking but Regina's original in the North End was as good. I remember when Daily Catch started. The guy specialized in calamari and other squid dishes and had a hard time in the beginning. But then he took off and had a number of establishments.

From Slice

Great Lake Is Great Shakes: The Windy City Finally Has Great Pizza to Call Its Own

In the deep-dish pizza city, thin seems to be in - U.S. business ...
Aug 28, 2009 ... "A pizza is always dying," explained Jonathan Goldsmith, who opened Spacca Napoli in 2006, and who neither delivers nor takes phone orders....."As soon as it is out of the oven it is meant to be eaten." ...... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32597742/ns/business-us_business/

"A pizza is always dying" is something I emphatically agree with. I would rather eat my homemade English muffin "pizza" red hot right out my toaster oven than to take Great Lake (or anyone's) pizza home and eat it lukewarm.

From Slice

Great Lake Is Great Shakes: The Windy City Finally Has Great Pizza to Call Its Own

Many yelpers adore the pizza but still gripe about being made to jump through hoops to get it
My favorite Yelp review posted 6/27/2009 right after the GQ proclamation------>>>

Pizza was quite good, but it took 2 1/2 hours, and they told us we should only order one because they don't come out at the same time and so we'd have to wait for the second one. Apparently, they only bake one at a time in the oven. While we were there, there was a steady stream of complaints. Two people walked out after waiting 3 hours and not getting their pizza. Two more refused to pay and sent the pizza back. Another guy had a screaming match with the staff on his way out. And then there was the steady flow of people being turned away, having their take out orders refused, and grumbling about it. All of which helps to make sure you can't enjoy your meal.

The business model makes no sense. You have 7 tables, you charge 23 dollars per pizza, and you make each one of those 7 tables take as long as humanly possible so that you can turn away as many more people as possible. Then you serve them with dirty plates and soiled cloths as napkins, and completely ignore them. You act put upon to provide so much as tap water (which you serve tepid). You make them walk right through the middle of the food prep to get to the bathroom (seriously! so I advise all diners to form a pact with the other patrons - whom you will get to know quite well during your 2 1/2 hour wait- that all diners will wash their hands...) And then you act surprised at all the complaints.

I can't imagine they will stay in business after the hubbub dies down. Which is a shame, because they actually do make a pretty good pizza... (or rather, 3 pizzas, as you don't pick your own toppings.) Or maybe people just think it tastes good because they're guaranteed to be starving by the time they eat it.

Greg M.
Chicago, IL

From A Hamburger Today

Back in the USA After a Burger-Less Vacation

Italy is a meatball super power. They don't need or want hamburgers. Nick- I hope you got to scarf down some of Italy's best

From Slice

Pizza Hut Releases New Stuffed-Crust Pan Pizza

Junk food crap---But should be a winner with this recession. A customer will feel he is getting more for his money.

From Serious Eats: New York

Raising the Bar: A Different Kind of Burger at Clover Club

Tia Kim-- I've eaten lamburgers with and without feta. Real sheeps milk feta is strong and obscures the lamb flavors. So I don't want to eat them in the same bite. With my lamburger a side salad with feta is fine. I'm not well versed in unami but lamb and feta have it? So they clash

For me, cheeseburgers have the cheese building on the beef. Not so with lamburgers

From the internet----->> Nowhere in Greece is cow milk feta is produced. The feta cheese is only produced by sheep's and goat's milk. The cheese that is made of cow milk it's called it's called "telemes" in Greece

From Serious Eats: New York

Raising the Bar: A Different Kind of Burger at Clover Club

I love lamburgers. For my taste I like them with no cheese but with ketchup and a nice slice of raw onion. Plus a salad on the side that has some feta cheese in it

From A Hamburger Today

Are Pickles a Burger Condiment?

Sorry about that Robyn! I guess "condiment" is in the eye of the beholder

From A Hamburger Today

Are Pickles a Burger Condiment?

Sliced cucumber pickles are pickled and so are mustard and (less so) ketchup. All three have a good amount of vinegar in them. Ketchup and mustard never get rotten or moldy due to the vinegar. Pickles will get moldy but you have to make an effort.

Adam, the toppings you mention (onions, lettuce, tomato, cheese, bacon) are fresh vegetation with two other fresh items. None are preserved with vinegar. None of them come in bottle or jar though I'll admit cheese whiz can come in an aerosol can

From A Hamburger Today

AHT Poll: What Condiments Do You Like on Your Burger?

Your omission is sliced pickles. They come in a jar (or bottle) just like the condiments you listed

From Slice

Out of the Box: Dr. Oetker Ristorante Mozzarella Frozen Pizza

Any frozen pizza can use some modding. Add some cooked onion or peppers, shredded leftover chicken, crushed garlic, sausage, salami, pepperoni, anything.
Rescue that thing!

From Slice

Thoughts from Another Di Fara First-Timer

Do any other pizza makers pour oil on after the pie is done? It's not something I want.

From Serious Eats: New York

Video: Brooklyn's Cool New Backyard Farms

It takes a lot of effort to get a raised bed garden like that going. Lots of topsoil hauled in and compost items such as leaves and manure. So I give her a lot of credit and whoever helped with the muscle power

The garden looks very organized and productive. Not some half assed effort

From Slice

Thoughts from Di Fara First-Timers

I have read that Dominic pours oil on after the pizza is done? That is enough for me to avoid the place. No gratuitous oil is my policy. What makes it for me is pizza red hot out of the oven so it burns the roof of my mouth. Thin crust and some char. Some hot pepper flakes shaken ........ Any number of places will do this for me. I don't need to go to the best (DiFara) and get a warm or lukewarm pie with drizzled oil

But I have total respect for Dom still going strong at 73 or so. Can't keep a good man down

From Slice

Dom DeMarco and the 'Heavy Hand'

In 1964 slices were 15¢ where I lived in Queens. That was 15¢ for regular or Sicilian. I always got regular and it had thin crust and good char even back then. Some charred bubbles too

From A Hamburger Today

Leftovers: The Day's Stray Links

Pineapple burger? I'll try that right after I try ham and pineapple pizza. Which means never

From Slice

Bogey's Pizza & Guns, a Combination Pizzeria and Gun Shop

In the sense that our Constitution was divinely inspired. Then God did give him the right to own guns

Declaration of Independence has a few references to God and mentions God. The Constitution mentions God indirectly "secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves"

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'Eater' Blog Offers $25 to Other Food Bloggers Willing to Quit

Yikes! I just checked out that site and I don't think it is a huge assumption to state that the format is exactly like SE, and you are all correct about the Food Network stuff and this "pledge" thing is absurd. I would never entertain such a silly thing, I want to gush, at will, over anything at all, especially bacon (sorry). I want to ramble on about the joys of end of season tomatoes and I want to blabber about chocolate and drool over beautiful photos of food and then obtain the recipe and create it myself. I also want to share my mania with others like myself. I'll be staying here, thanks. I just love mundane foodstuffs.

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'Eater' Blog Offers $25 to Other Food Bloggers Willing to Quit

@ JerzeeTomato... AAAAAAAAAMEN.....

@ betteirene, I believe Doc Chuck used to be on SE as Doc____ something, but can't find any old posts. Needless to say I think he may be a bit disgruntled for misconduct.

From Serious Eats

'Eater' Blog Offers $25 to Other Food Bloggers Willing to Quit

I'm with Sugar Pies. I took a look and I saw the bottom of the barrel. The ad revenue from the Food Network must not be enough for Eater to hire professionals; everything on the site, from layout and design to writing and editing, is amateurish and juvenile and impersonal.

Who is Doc Chuck and why is he saying evil things about us SEaters?

Adam, please. I thought we were friends, but true friends wouldn't steer a friend to a schlock site. If this was your way of trying to get me to prove my loyalty to SE, know this: I am not an just an eater, I'm a serious eater. I will never abandon SE. I will forever be "rambling, blabbering and drooling over" all the "ridiculously mundane foodstuffs" you and my fellow SEaters choose to blog about, even if it's just toast. My heart (and my stomach and taste buds) will always be yours.

From Serious Eats: New York

Chanterelle Has Closed: It Will Be Missed

Totally sad. Chanterelle was my absolute favorite restaurant in NY. Their seafood sausage was still incredible. And they are one of the few places I've been in NY that knew how to deliver service that was approachable yet refined.

Damn.

From Serious Eats: New York

Chanterelle Has Closed: It Will Be Missed

I had one of my favorite French meals at Chanterelle. Can't believe they'll be closing. Utter sadness.

From A Hamburger Today

Guide to Sliders in Northern New Jersey

I lived in Hackensack for 20+ years and never stopped into White Manna.
I finally went there while I was back visiting relatives and I could kick myself for all those teenage years of eating at McDonalds across the street. How could I have been so dumb?!?

From Slice

Pizza Hut Releases New Stuffed-Crust Pan Pizza

Hah. You said it, ratbuddy. Wonder if it's the "twintern."

From Slice

Pizza Hut Releases New Stuffed-Crust Pan Pizza

Guess Pizza Hut's PR department works late these days..

From Slice

Pizza Hut Releases New Stuffed-Crust Pan Pizza

Wow. What a bunch of wimps and overly cautious weenies! This pizza looks AMAZING!! Granted, taste in food is in the tongue of the consumer, but I suspect that many of those who claim PH tastes bad or cheap are relying more on bandwagoning than self honesty. I would bet that in a blind taste test against more expensive "gourmet" pizzas, most of you who are lambasting PH would actually prefer it. Is it fattening? Heck yeah. Full of cholesterol? You bet! Utterly and totally worth it? Ab. So. Lute. Lee. Have you people never had off days from an otherwise healthy diet? Learn to splurge and live a little, and get out there and try this fantastic looking creation. Kudos to you, Pizza Hut!!

From A Hamburger Today

Guide to Sliders in Northern New Jersey

Great job. I've been trying to visit them all and review them. I recently dropped by the White Mana and the White Diamond in Clark- which stands out because they use poppy seed rolls and lots of pickles. I was surprised at how good the Mana was.

Another MIA joint is the Short Stop in Belleville and Bloomfield. They were similar to the Mana, but not as good. The Bloomfield one is a Dunkin Donuts near the Bloomfield Ave / GSP traffic maze.

I also miss all the little flame broiler burger spots that have disappeared- The Anthony Wayne, the Red Chimney. Not sure if any of those are left in North Jersey. A newcomer is Lil Burgers in Nutley, which makes slider-size flame broiled burgers on potato rolls. Not bad, actually.

From A Hamburger Today

Guide to Sliders in Northern New Jersey

I've been eating double-doubles for so long at White Rose in Highland Park, I salivate just by hearing the name White Rose nowadays. So damn good, and I can not figure out how they do it. That taste is so yummy!

I actually never knew the other two were still open, actually. I have to check them out one of these days, but while I am closer to White Manna in Hackensack, I much rather drive to White Rose any day of the week. Then finish it off by going to Thomas Sweet for a Blend-In in New Brunswick!

From A Hamburger Today

Guide to Sliders in Northern New Jersey

Great job Nick! What amazing research. I had no idea there were so many 'Whites' in North Jersey. Is someone buying White Diamond?

From A Hamburger Today

Guide to Sliders in Northern New Jersey

Love the article. I'm originally from Detroit and they have quite the slider scene, including Hunter House, Greene's and Bates. I moved to LA and found that any time I order a slider, I am given a disappointing mini-hamburger. This is how sliders should be: Greene's

From A Hamburger Today

Guide to Sliders in Northern New Jersey

@pastry262: A pilgrimage would be a good idea. I've always despised White Castle burgers (well, when I say always I mean since I first tried one in...'97?), but I visited White Manna a few months back and fell in love. They redeemed sliders in my eyes.

From A Hamburger Today

Guide to Sliders in Northern New Jersey

Wow - such a great post, Nick! Your photo work is beautiful.

From A Hamburger Today

Guide to Sliders in Northern New Jersey

Thanks, roboppy. Man, these sliders look good. If only more slider-focused places would migrate Westward. I've been to White Castle, but it was a big "meh" for me. Looks like I'm going to have to make a pilgrimage to the East Coast!

From A Hamburger Today

Guide to Sliders in Northern New Jersey

@pastry262: Sorry about that; I tried correcting it about 10 min after putting it up so if you reload the page the links should work.

@nachoTaco: Holy crap, thanks for pointing that out; correcting now!

From A Hamburger Today

Guide to Sliders in Northern New Jersey

Great job Nick. I've been waiting for an article like this.

From A Hamburger Today

Guide to Sliders in Northern New Jersey

Maybe you're not making it to Vern's because, according to the awning, it is Fern's.

That said, I love the Hackensack White Manna. Small? Yes. Crowded? Yes. But the service is always nice, the food tasty and freshy, and there's something in that griddle...

From A Hamburger Today

Guide to Sliders in Northern New Jersey

These look incredible. What a labor of love. Without question my favorite kind of burger.

From A Hamburger Today

Guide to Sliders in Northern New Jersey

Is anyone else getting broken links to the different slider reviews on the top of the article?

From A Hamburger Today

Guide to Sliders in Northern New Jersey

Thank you for posting this. Beautiful.

RE: Blue castle... changing economic demographics contributed to it's demise? So blue castle became too classy for the neighborhood??

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Favorite foods: steamed kale, 100% whole wheat bread, pizza, French fries & ketchup and must be hot and fresh out of fry-olator, roast duck Chinese style, dead ripe back yard mangoes

Last bite on earth: anchovy & green pepper pizza, the whole pie, has to be red hot right out of the oven