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Cut me I bleed sauce/Open me up all the way/You'll find a smoke ring

I've never been to Carl's Jr., but FWIW I can state unequivocally that Hardee's is absolutely horrendous. Worst fast food burgers/everything else ever.

Filet. Wait, no... ribeye!

Lemon berry slush from Sonic!

Geez, stewmeat, like St. Louis pizza much? That Velveeta-and-ketchup thing was a little joke. I apologize that the Internet does not allow you to see that my tongue is ensconced firmly in my cheek.

(I will say this, though: It's okay not to like something. The kind of pizza you like or do not like says nothing about how intelligent or open-minded you are. So take a deep breath, friend, and ease up on the insults just because someone you've never met made a joke about a thing you like to eat.)

Look, my wife's family is from St. Louis, and I have tried St. Louis-style pizza--Imo's, Cecil Whittaker's, etc.--more times then I care to count. And every time I try it, I think... maybe it'll be tasty this time. And know what? It never is.

It's not the crust: I actually kind of like the crust. It's that nasty provel "cheese." Melts nice, sure, but it's as much "cheese" as Velveeta.

But hey, my wife loves the stuff. Doesn't mean I think she's stupid. Doesn't mean she's ignorant or closed-minded. It means she enjoys the taste of something that other people do not necessarily enjoy.

I hate to repeat an answer, but great minds think alike: spicy brown mustard.

I finally made it over there to my local Five Guys here in KC... One of the best burgers I've ever had! Good call.

Restaurant owners absolutely have a right to say whatever they want, just as consumers absolutely have a right to choose to shop wherever they want.

That said... if being around people with different political views makes you "uncomfortable," then perhaps you need to get out more.

Definitely something in the sausage family. Bratwurst, frankfurters, etc.