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The Burger Lab: Turkey Burgers That Don't Suck

Even with all the amendments, I'd still rather have beef. Turkey has never been my favorite food.

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Videos: Feeding a Cat With Chopsticks

This is one of the silliest things I have ever seen. Thanks! And I'll have the Kung Pao shrimp.

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Meat Lite: Pork, Pear and Mushroom Ragu

Your recipe was a serendipidous find for us. I had a couple of double thick, stuffing size pork chops thawing for tonight's dinner and was wondering what to do with them that would be new and exciting. Meat I had, mushrooms I had, a red onion rather than shallots, our own dried pears from our own pear tree. I chopped all this up and the other requisite ingredients and we had a feast! One of those memorable meals that we will eat again and again. Thanks for a great meal! (ps: what's the other half of the olive oil for?)

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From A Hamburger Today

The Burger Lab: Turkey Burgers That Don't Suck

Even with all the amendments, I'd still rather have beef. Turkey has never been my favorite food.

From Serious Eats

Videos: Feeding a Cat With Chopsticks

This is one of the silliest things I have ever seen. Thanks! And I'll have the Kung Pao shrimp.

From Recipes

Meat Lite: Pork, Pear and Mushroom Ragu

Your recipe was a serendipidous find for us. I had a couple of double thick, stuffing size pork chops thawing for tonight's dinner and was wondering what to do with them that would be new and exciting. Meat I had, mushrooms I had, a red onion rather than shallots, our own dried pears from our own pear tree. I chopped all this up and the other requisite ingredients and we had a feast! One of those memorable meals that we will eat again and again. Thanks for a great meal! (ps: what's the other half of the olive oil for?)

From Serious Eats

The Organic Milk Business Has Gone Bad: Are You Buying Less Organic Milk?

We trade homemade, fresh baked bread for raw milk. If we want it fresher, we can milk the cow ourselves, but since I grew up doing that, I will gladly pass. Our milk supplier sells us this grand stuff as pet food, since it is illegal in this state to sell raw milk. If I were to buy milk, I would buy organic, but the price is truely outrageous.

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Served: Why Tipping Makes Everyone Uncomfortable

PS: I have eaten in France, Italy, Greece, Lebanon, Egypt, Germany, Bangkok and god knows how many other places and tips were expected everywhere

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Served: Why Tipping Makes Everyone Uncomfortable

A tip is a reflection on the service received. I am usually a generous tipper, but if I feel it is justified, I will leave no tip. I have had had bad service and bad food in a number of places. Usually I make it my business to let the management know when that is the case, but often in poorly run restaurants, neither management nor my waiter is readily available. I am aware that a waiter receives the majority of his/her money from tips, but that does not excuse rotten food or rotten service.

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Swords into Plowshares

How do you convince a veteran to take a job that involves none of the perks of the working world. You work long long hours for barely enough pay to keep a shirt on your back (if you're lucky). You are always at the mercy not just of the weather, but of the bank that is going to loan you money for seed, or the new tractor. This same bank generally owns the mortgage on your land, and when you fall on lean times, as farmers are wont to do, will foreclose on you without mercy. No one is going to fill in for you if you are injured or ill. No one is going to get up at 4am to make sure the cows get milked if you don't do it. 10,000 new farmers? It would be my guess you'd be lucky to find 10 people nutty enough to want this kind of life, much less 10,000.

From Talk

What does a "Free Range Chicken" really mean?

Let's get serious and find out what an "organic" chicken is. "Free Range", "certified humanely raised", "hormone free", even "organic" itself is just so much labeling bullshit. I quit eating chicken for many years because it all tasted foul (pun intended). It was only when I discovered an independent grower who raised birds that were treated humanely, that were hormone free, that were free to roam, that were fed on organic feed and the goodies that they could scavenge from their "range" that I found a chicken that was worth eating. Its meat did not smell like a chemical bath nor a mud pie. Its color was almost white rather than fatty yellow. The breasts were firm rather than mushy, and the day-old legs and thighs did not smell rancid or funky. In fact, it was the chicken that we raised when I was a kid. I suggest to anyone who would like to taste a real chicken to raise them themselves, but, barring that, to spend some time on line finding a local grower who does just that. The price will be high, but the chicken will be worth paying money for.

From Talk

Your cooking 'personality type'

Such judgmental replies! Either we're haranguing ourselves or haranguing other people! I cook to eat, and I love to eat good foods, so I cook what suits the mood of both of us that day. Since we are 40 miles from the nearest decent market, this takes some planning, but we have a surprisingly varied menu, and I take great pleasure in whatever I am able to bring to the table.

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Served: On Dishing

I have no idea what you are talking about, not having had the good grace to read your earlier writings, but having been a practicing (and published) writer, my suggestions would be: a) let it all hang out; b) damn the consequences. If all you want to write is "pretty kitty" stories, then I won't want to read you and neither will 99 percent of your audience. Get tough and stay tough!

From Talk

I rediscovered _______, and now I love it!

Stewed bunny and pokeweed. Fried bunny was OK. Pokeweed, never!

From Talk

Pantry 'Ghosts': Do You Have Them?

Old Sonora Whole Green Chilis. The can is so old that it has no expiration date. The previous owners of the house, from whom the can was inherited, were notorious dumpster divers. It is beginning to get a tinge of rust around the top and may even be bulging a little. Certainly it will never be eaten, but it does have a whimsical fascination.

From Talk

Okay, you're serious: What is the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?

Occhi di mare , , , a sicilian sea creature . . . horrible and horribly salty

From Talk

Wife won't eat meat on the bone.

Bones give meat foods heft and succulence. Without them, meat is just a convenient paste formed into patties of various hefts (ah, sirloin steak!) and chewiness (ahh, rubber chicken!) . A piece of meat on the bone tastes better and those of us who love to cook recognize that fact and do our finest work with something which has bones. Boneless things are, well, spineless and insipid, in structure as in taste.

From Talk

For the Burger Lovers: Bison burgers, is it worth it?

We love bison burgers. Hers is bloody rare and mine is medium rare. Much better taste than most store beef, though home-raised beef still has the edge. Don't freeze it, though. It gets bland and dull.

From Talk

Bacon grease

When I was a kid I worked in a lumberyard and we had an old German carpenter who was building for us. He was up and down ladders all day, sawing, roofing, nailing. He easily outworked me (ahh, the ennui of youth), and his lunch was invariable: homemade biscuits slathered with bacon grease. He lived into his nineties and worked until the last day of his life. He gave me this recipe for firestarters: liquefy a coffee tine of bacon grease. Stuff in as many dry corncobs as the can will hold and let them marinate on top of the woodstove overnight. Pull them from the can and stick them in a snowdrift until they're hard, then use them to start the wood fire on cold winter mornings when you don't want to wait for it to catch.

From Talk

Dressing ideas for broccoli salad?

@Brooke - Sorry. No offense meant. I like broccoli well enough, but a little in a salad goes a long way for me.

From Talk

Whoops! Rancid Cast-Iron Seasoning

SALT! A great idea! I have a couple of cast iron pans in need of reseasoning. Great idea.

From Talk

What's your fast food guilty pleasure?

McD's double cheeseburger and large fries. Great to stuff a stomach, but doesn't do much for the heart.

From Talk

Is there a "cooking gene?" What (and when) makes a cook tick?

My mother was a mediocre cook and, as far as I can tell, came from a family of mediocre cooks. My father was forced to cook when he went to college in the 30s and hated every minute of it. I learned to like food when I joined the Navy and found there was more to life than bland and over cooked food. When I had to shift for myself I taught myself to cook and discovered I really liked not just the results, but the act of cooking itself. Since then
I have become an avid experimenter and quite adept at turning out a tasty meal. I don't know where the impetus came from, but I'm glad I have it!

From A Hamburger Today

The Burger Lab: Turkey Burgers That Don't Suck

I have these currently in the fridge - I am desperately hoping they will firm up as the mix seems awfully sloppy. Could lead to a deliciously moist burger, or one that falls apart when I try to cook it. Watch this space...

From A Hamburger Today

The Burger Lab: Turkey Burgers That Don't Suck

Made a few adjustments. I started with grocery store pre-ground turkey, which I find to be too readily available and affordable to ignore. Next, I cubed and microwaved the eggplant with just a drizzle of olive oil, substituted miso paste for the marmite (I had miso on hand from earlier experiments to make ground turkey palatable), and backed off a bit on the soy sauce. I was afraid the 1-2 punch of both miso and soy sauce would give too strong a soy flavor. Fried the burger with a little oil in a non-stick skillet to an internal temperature of 180F.

No soy, eggplant, or anchovy was detectible - just juicy and well flavored turkey.

It was delicious!

Thanks for the research. Eggplant and anchovy! Who knew?

From A Hamburger Today

The Burger Lab: Turkey Burgers That Don't Suck

These food lab articles are wonderful. I can't wait to try these turkey burgers. Keep 'em coming!

From A Hamburger Today

The Burger Lab: Turkey Burgers That Don't Suck

The Burger Joint, a small new chain in the D.C. area, is featuring the Thanksgiving Burger as the burger of the month.
While their regular burgers look to be significantly better than Five Guys Burgers and Fries, this sandwich should be called something other than a burger, I think. Gravy, stuffing and cranberries do not a hamburger make.
My article here.

From Recipes

Cook's Illustrated's Best Drop Biscuits

I love this recipe. I subscribe to America's Test Kitchen, Cook's Illustrated and Cook's Country. They have a million outstanding recipes. Plus they've already done all the testing, so the recipe is perfect. These biscuits are good any time, but I especially love them when I make homemade soup. They are also very good on top of a heart stew and baked in the oven until they're brown.

From A Hamburger Today

The Burger Lab: Turkey Burgers That Don't Suck

@SkinnyFatty

Yep - roast it whole in the skin, kinda like you'd do when making baba ganouj. The idea is that you want to retain some of the moisture in there. Modern eggplants are not bitter at all - especially the small one called for in this recipe, so you don't have to worry about salting and pressing them. If I wanted to give them a denser, meatier texture, then I'd do what you do: slice them, salt them, wash them, press them, then cook them.

That said - I didn't actually try it the second way. Perhaps it would work as well. If you give it a go, let me know!

Kenji

From Recipes

Cook's Illustrated's Best Drop Biscuits

Sounds delicious! Can't wait to dunk them in Turkey gravy!!

From A Hamburger Today

The Burger Lab: Turkey Burgers That Don't Suck

Burger Sensei,
Could you please comment on your eggplant roasting technique. No dice, salt, wash, dry?

Thanks

From A Hamburger Today

The Burger Lab: Turkey Burgers That Don't Suck

Anyone ever tried a "Fatburger" turkey burger? Really quite good! The chain is 50% owned by Magic Johnson and puts out some pretty good burgers.

From A Hamburger Today

The Burger Lab: Turkey Burgers That Don't Suck

i find a little applesauce in the mix gives a turkey or chicken burger a touch of sweetness and some moisture and lightness without adding too much extra fat or oil...

From Recipes

Cook's Illustrated's Best Drop Biscuits

These will be on our holiday table this year. We are preparing for a move, so this Thanksgiving is a little hectic -- we need all of the easy, foolproof hints we can get.

From A Hamburger Today

The Burger Lab: Turkey Burgers That Don't Suck

Good heavens, what an article! Thank you for this half-crazed hands-on research!

From Serious Eats

Videos: Feeding a Cat With Chopsticks

Very cute...30 seconds would have been a good cut-off..."Happy" still enjoyed it!

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Videos: Feeding a Cat With Chopsticks

Dani, that's a persian cat. I have two and it's the best thing ever.

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Videos: Feeding a Cat With Chopsticks

Fkkkk! Call me when the cat can use chopsticks. hee

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Videos: Feeding a Cat With Chopsticks

I HEART little squished-face kitties!
wait
I heart all kitties, period.

*awwww!*

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Videos: Feeding a Cat With Chopsticks

That made me so happy. My cat is big and old and tubby, but he still does silly stuff, too. He really likes Doritos and sandwiches, like not just the lunchmeat, but taking a piece of the sandwich mayo, cheese, mustard and all. Maybe that's why he's tubby ...

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Videos: Feeding a Cat With Chopsticks

what kind of cat is that? that's the cutest cat i've ever seen.

From Serious Eats

Videos: Feeding a Cat With Chopsticks

one of my cats used to love nori when he was alive, and he'd struggle when nori stuck to the roof of his mouth, but he still liked eating it. weird cat.

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Videos: Feeding a Cat With Chopsticks

This cat has been fed like this since it was a kitten! My cat won't eat with chopsticks, but she does like to dance for her treats when I get home.
Thanks for the fun video.

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Served: Why Tipping Makes Everyone Uncomfortable

So I didn't see the last post, and I haven't read all the comments, but it's a topic that depends on the situation, imo. If it was a large group of people, I would ask again, because that does eat up a lot of one waitress's time. I dined at a nice little place with a friend a few months back, and it was my second time there (pretty sure the waiters recognized me). I had tipped well the first time, as it was a great experience, and the second time, my friend and I completely miscalculated the tip. My waiter came back around and asked us if everything was ok. It was a bit awkward, but I'm glad he did ask, because he deserved more than the $3 we had somehow managed to leave.

From Serious Eats

Served: Why Tipping Makes Everyone Uncomfortable

I think the whole idea of tipping is ridiculous: do you tip the toll collector for taking your money? Do you tip the gas man for reading your meter? Do you tip your IT guy for fixing your computer? Of course not. Now, obviously, they don't live on tips. GUESS WHAT: NEITHER SHOULD WAITERS! How insane is it that a customer has to pay basically twice: for the food and for the service? Can you imagine if we had to tip UPS person for delivering the package to your house? Here's another tidbit: are the dishes heavier at T.G.I. Fridays than they are in a fancy steakhouse with $100+ dishes? Where do you come off with a sense of entitlement to a $20 tip just because the food was $100, whereas at Fridays a $20 plate would only get a $4 tip? If restaurant you work at charges that much for food, let them pay you! Enough is enough!

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