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In Videos: Sarah Palin Interview with Turkey Slaughter in Background

"This may sound stupid, but... Why do turkeys need to be pardoned???"
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Maybe they've been bad turkeys.

Bad Turkeys. BAD... now off with your heads and into the oven.

In Videos: Sarah Palin Interview with Turkey Slaughter in Background

And another thing... she is NOT attractive. I don't understand why people continue to speak of her as a good looking woman. She looks like a man who went thru a sex-change operation, and the closer you look the scarier she appears.

FastFoodCritic at 8:39PM on 11/21/08

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In Videos: Sarah Palin Interview with Turkey Slaughter in Background

Seriously... just the sound of her voice irritates me.

FastFoodCritic at 7:55PM on 11/21/08

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In Videos: Sarah Palin Interview with Turkey Slaughter in Background

I would like to see Sarah Palin going head first into one of those funnels.

I truly dislike her.

FastFoodCritic at 7:51PM on 11/21/08

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Exploding Nuts

Oh my God.. Perky made a nasty..

I need to have a few more drinks... this is all moving so fast...

FastFoodCritic at 4:15PM on 10/24/08

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Tears and Moments of Profundity (pt. 2)

What? Who is Karen? WHAT'S GOING ON?

Nobody tells me anything.

Damn it.

FastFoodCritic at 4:05PM on 10/24/08

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Tears and Moments of Profundity (pt. 1)

Who the hell is Karen? What the hell is going on?

Hey Perky, I'm drinking some Awesome wine right now!

How you doin? :-)

FastFoodCritic at 4:02PM on 10/24/08

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Tears and Moments of Profundity (pt. 2)

You drink too, huh? :-)

FastFoodCritic at 3:47PM on 10/24/08

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Exploding Nuts

lol :-)

FastFoodCritic at 3:45PM on 10/24/08

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Exploding Nuts

No, no, Perky, I didn't do anything.

La Divina started this thread.

She knew what she was doing.

FastFoodCritic at 3:42PM on 10/24/08

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Apple Cider Donuts from Atkins Farm in Amherst, Massachusetts

"It's Atkins Farms, not Atkin's Farms. The farms do not belong to one Atkin, they belong to the Atkins family. (In fact it should be Atkins' Farms, but if they've chosen to name it Atkins Farms then so be it, that's the name of the business.) But under no circumstances should it be Atkin's Farms."

Hahaha... what the HELL is wrong with you? LOL ;-)

FastFoodCritic at 3:31PM on 10/24/08

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Exploding Nuts

"Exploding Nuts" ??

Are you f-in kidding me?? You're going to post THAT title on a Friday?

Lord God... give me strength... I'm trying so hard not to say anything...

FastFoodCritic at 3:23PM on 10/24/08

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Is it too early to talk about letters to Santa?

It's ok wunami. Calm down. Bad Santa experience as a child or something?

Perhaps check out some decaffeinated coffee for lunch today! :)

FastFoodCritic at 2:14PM on 10/24/08

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Eating out..Alone

On a lighter note -- My first thought when seeing the title of this thread...

"Eating out..Alone"

Somewhere, right now, there's a lady turning to her husband and saying...

"If I could do that.. I wouldn't need you, and I've never leave the house."

FastFoodCritic at 6:48AM on 10/24/08

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Eating out..Alone

OK, I've been thinking about this a lot and I've come to a realization.

Besides a couple close friends, and family... I have trouble eating around other people, period. It seems I can't relax and I don't really enjoy the food as much when eating among strangers, people I've just met, on dates, or just in public generally speaking. Sure, I think lots of people are shy like that to a certain degree, but I become a zombie just going thru the motions... heck, I can't even remember the food I eat on dates because I'm too nervous trying not to eat like a wild animal or something... I couldn't tell you if the food was good, bad, or whatever, because I'm worried something about my eating habits or manners are going to turn off the girl.

I should probably do something about this, I think I've got a complex.

Definitely plays a part in why I'm still single. I love food... but have trouble sharing the experience on an intimate level with another person.

Wow... what a depressing f**d-up topic this has become. I hate this site.

FastFoodCritic at 2:26AM on 10/24/08

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Is it too early to talk about letters to Santa?

"I could use a pair of extra long tongs"

Yeah, I bet you could!

LOL ... hahaha... ok, I better stop posting now.

FastFoodCritic at 10:30PM on 10/23/08

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Is it too early to talk about letters to Santa?

@Izzy

[begin *pimp* mode]

Oh... believe me, I cook for all my ladies!

[end *pimp* mode]

FastFoodCritic at 10:28PM on 10/23/08

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Is it too early to talk about letters to Santa?

- A woman who will cook for me.

That's all.

FastFoodCritic at 9:38PM on 10/23/08

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Types of Pizza-Crust Eaters

I love when Perky gets excited.

Ok, I'm in the... "If It's Good" category... "Chewy-Selective" subgroup.

FastFoodCritic at 8:09PM on 10/23/08

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Eating out..Alone

I applaud anyone who can do it while remaining comfortable and confident.

I do it too, but often it makes me feel uncomfortable, especially if the place is crowded with couples, groups and families, and I'm the lone single diner... I feel like everyone is looking at me, thinking to themselves...

"Poor man, he must be lonely"

"I guess food is his only friend"

"Didn't I see that dude on America's Most Wanted"

FastFoodCritic at 7:24PM on 10/23/08

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Photo of the Day: Frank the Donnie Darko Bunny, Made of Franks

Hmmm... interesting, I wonder what he used for the spread / paste / color.

*Ok, I couldn't care less, but I didn't want Erin's post to go without a comment*

FastFoodCritic at 4:14AM on 10/23/08

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'New York Times' Dining Roundup

Seems odd, Kibayashis are both wearing sunglasses indoors, in a well lit room.

Maybe they're rappers? Or maybe they partake in more than just wine.

FastFoodCritic at 4:07AM on 10/23/08

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Most embarassing food moment?

PumpkinBear said -- "I don't know how to use chopsticks"

Chinese people don't REALLY use chopsticks. The whole thing is just a trick to make Westerners (specifically, Caucasians) feel clumsy and inferior.

Think about it for a minute... it's 2 STICKS. Come on!

FastFoodCritic at 3:57AM on 10/23/08

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Five Guys - Drive Thru?

@resellers0 -- Thanks for your reply.

I thought it might be against company policy. For example, Chipotle has no drive-thrus, and I've seen them comment publicly that they do not want them, and the whole concept goes against what they stand for.

So... since Five Guys is-to McDonald's, what Chipotle is-to Taco Bell, I was curious to see if they share the same feelings. And I don't recall ever seeing anybody mention a Five Guys' drive-thru.

For the record, I've written to them, but have yet to get a reply. That's why I'm asking my SE friends.

FastFoodCritic at 2:56AM on 10/23/08

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